Thread 507337741

I am going to hang myself if i don't get a job by next week. I've tried applying everywhere. glassdoor, indeed, ziprecruiter, cold calls, emails, boomer mail, everything. No one is hiring and I'm about to lose everything.

why waste your one death? take some deserving fuckers with you on the way out
don’t be greedy in your final act, do something that matters

>>507337741 (OP)
Literally walk in and ask to talk to someone.
I post jobs and EXCLUSIVELY hire people that show up personally.
It's usually just 2 of 50 applications.

Just go to your local shelter and apply for EBT. It's honestly not that bad of a life once you settle into it.

>>507337852
Fake news.
There are no jobs

>>507337741 (OP)
Drafted

>>507337741 (OP)
>I've tried applying everywhere
No you didn't, but I do hope you off yourself.

>>507337852
This. Don't forget to give the boss a firm handshake and look him in the eyes while you suck his dick.

>>507337741 (OP)
you gotta show up in person. that speaks volumes nowadays. we hired 3 people at a civil engineering firm with no degree's, almost no experience in civil engineering and i say almost no experience because they were automobile mechanics and hvac guys. the one thing that landed them the job was they showed up to our office in person and we were impressed by that alone. those online ads are mostly bullshit for company metrics.

>>507338015
KEK! Dont forget to wear a tie when you swallow the load of Mr. Shekelberg. And dont forget to say: THANK YOU, SIR! I LOOK FORWARD TO SUCKING YOUR COCK ON A DAILY BASIS!

>>507338074
>>507337852
I've done this, they simply arent hiring or they tell me to apply online

>>507337741 (OP)
The Turner Diaries
are calling your name.

>>507338124
sso keep doing it. and depending on your skillset you can ditch being a wage slave altogether because honestly it should really be a temporary thing to trade your time for money. it's the absolute worse way to make money. should never be a long term goal. you will find something to hold you over, just be persistent.

>>507338124
>they simply arent hiring
Name 10 of the places you applied to last week.
Have you ever held a job? Do you have any skills, education, or certifications? Have you ever been involved with any sort of church, club, community organization, or other real humans in real life that you've attempted to network with?

>>507338266
Yeah sure, I've been at this for two months at this point. Guess it was nice seeing you guys

>>507337741 (OP)
As hr director I tell all my subordinates not to hire anyone with a vanilla name like Tim, Peter, John, Johnson, Mathew. It automatically gets filtered into autobin. We only hire Mohammed, Patel, Jamal, daykwon, and motobu. Occasionally we get some lgtbq degen white cuck that thinks he can by pass the system so we make him go through 10 rounds of oa and another 8 rounds of xoom calls where he does projects for free. That weeds out 99%. There was that one guy who passed so I said come to the office. That let a Fox News faggot watcher actually came so I ghosted him. He spent a couple thousand dollars for flight and hotel for nothing lol

>>507338448
>I've been at this for two months
Try to describe precisely what you have done in the last two months? What about the 2 years before that? I think you're not telling us some critical detail here.

>>507338567
I had a job working at a foundry. The job before that was some bullshit plastic injection molding job where i had to mix materials for the presses.

>>507338445
>>507338567
>Fed here
We know
>I'm gonna try to sell a pro-work grindset ideology
We know and don't care for it
>I'm going to take any legitimate hatred of the current governing structure and the majority of the blame it deserves for the current ongoing workers crisis to instead laugh at you and put the blame on you for all your ills in life
That was obvious

>>507338448
i highly doubt you've been showing up to places for 2 months and not finding anything. honestly amazon and the delivery DSP driver jobs will hire just about any body so long as you can count to 3 , tie your own shoes and recite the alphabet. i find it hard you are putting yourself out there if you are truly desperate.

>>507338867
Thanks, i'll make sure to print your post out onto laminate and stick it on my suicide note

>>507338956
ok good. i dont care if you do. i was just trying to help ytou before you do but please print it in bold and make it italic while your at it

>>507337741 (OP)

Become a security guard. They hire anyone. Especially allied universal.

>>507338124
>Does it one time and gives uo

>>507338102
So you are self employed?

>>507338448
Dude, I'm an established white collar professional and it takes me 2-3 months to find a job (in a good economy). Keep pushing, you'll get something eventually

>>507337741 (OP)
You need to get into crime, retard. There are no "jobs".

>>507337741 (OP)
Before you do it, post bussy. Let me find out..

>>507338956
You haven't walked in a single place.
All you do is ait on your ass and aplly to jobs while you are actually just using 4ch and waiting for (you)s.

Really do, please kys.

>>507337741 (OP)
It doesn't really matter. Your existence has been replaced thousands of times over by migrants.

>>507337741 (OP)
don't do it.
lie, cheat, and grift your way on to government dole. get on unemployment. just make up a story. get on disability. take anything you can from state. fuck this country.

>>507338445
feel free to kys

>>507338511
I approve of this good, nutritious pasta.

Join the military bud. If I were American I'd definitely join

>>507339404
I have, but okay

>>507339770
I'm not dying for Israel

>>507338734
So you have no education or skills. How long did you last at your only other 2 jobs? Under what circumstances did you quit or were fired? Why didn't you answer when I asked you to name 10 places you applied to this past week?

>>507339871
You don't need to die for Israel. Sign up for chairforce or whatever.

>>507339914
For my previous job i was there for ~2 years
I was getting burnt out and told my boss's wife to fuck off b/c she wasn't my supervisor and she was acting like she was
got canned immediately

>>507339914
>Why didn't you answer when I asked you to name 10 places you applied to this past week?
Because that would dox my location.

>>507337741 (OP)
Hahaha you fucking faggot.
>Be me, age 18 to 25
>Absolute degenerate
>only noteable skills are how to Fortnite and top 50 pornstar names
>Get a basic bitch job installing internet for $18 an hour
>Learn how internet infrastructure works
>Apply to be Help Desk for $22 an hour at same company
>Do this for 1 year, then applied to be Help Desk at a better company
>Get promoted from Help Desk to Solution Developer to Operations IT Engineer in under 15 fucking months - I hope you think i'm lying because this makes me feel so fucking good at myself.
>Go from 42k a year to 136k a year in literally 15 months.
>My life is amazing, my resume was nothing, no skills, i didnt go to college, i didnt know jack shit, i used ChatGpt to solve EVERYTHING, and i still fucking do.

I think you're right, maybe you should build a noose you fucking retard.

You voted for this.

>>507337837
fpbp
/thread

>>507338856
I never said any of those things, and why would you believe that some unemployed and unemployable losers on 4chan are so important that they'd warrant a team of federal agents to gangstalk them? Have you ever held a job? Have you ever worked for, in or around government? What possible reason would you have to suspect that average federal employee puts forth more than a few minutes effort per day of actual work in?

>>507337741 (OP)
I mean, why die though. You could become a wilderness ascetic hobo, start a panhandling project with funny/original cardboard signs. You could play a character in prison, live in an airport and slowly become a local cryptid, fake amnesia and start over, just let someone else tell you who you are and take care of your shit. I don't know nigger, there are so many things you can do without a job.

>>507337741 (OP)
I was job hunting for so long. I was rejected by jobs I would have easily gotten as a teenager. I was tricked by job scams. I thought about suicide a lot. Don't do it. There's always hope.

>>507340048
>and told my boss's wife to fuck off
So you reckon he'll give you a good reference when you put that job on your next application?

>>507340834
I don't put them as my reference and he's my supervisor. They aren't responsible for hiring anyway.

>>507340560
Sure thing, Eglin

>>507337741 (OP)
Just get on disability bennies like me. Yoink.

>>507337741 (OP)
My property, federal, state and local taxes were due. I was out of a job, about to be flat broke and I was gonna lose my house. Four months of interviews. The last one looked so bad, I had to keep myself from just getting up and walking out and yep, that was the one. I'm not working in the city anymore and making almost 20K more. Keep going.

>>507341069
>I'm so important that the united states government has a surveillance team monitoring me e-crying about being unemployed and unemployable on social media.
Yes, a giant international conspiracy against you personally is literally the only possible explanation of why you're not finding success in life.

>>507341391
Promptly kill yourself, thanks.

>>507337741 (OP)
>be mutt
>have a hard time
>kys
based and pussy pilled

>In the United States, firearm suicide is a major public health concern, accounting for a significant portion of all gun deaths. In 2022, firearm suicide rates reached their highest level since at least 1968. Nearly 26,000 Americans die by firearm suicide each year, representing roughly six out of every ten gun deaths in the US.

they should take away your guns! mutts always act so tough but theyre not really tough!

>>507337837
THIS
>>507337852
a jew doing damage control.
but i only hire jews, goyims btfo.
>>507338448
the game is rigged dude, if you go, don´t go alone, camuflage into low level worker and go into those luxurious biuldings or even btfo some bastard that is going off those biuldings like luigi did.

>>507338445
>Have you ever held a job? Do you have any skills, education, or certifications? Have you ever been involved with any sort of church, club, community organization, or other real humans in real life that you've attempted to network with?

the fed is trying to gather your info so to prepare the blame news.
they can´t know where the attack can come from.
there is too much goyim for them to actually know.
of course only if you were not vaxxed.

>>507343062
promove what?!

>>507343062
>>507343231
How about you kill yourself instead faggot
im not dying for your retarded twisted ideology

Join the military so when SHTF you know how all that works

>>507343062
>>507343231
>>507343624
Hello Eglin, we're not dying for Israel. Fuck off.

If you don't get a job. Be a youtuber/tiktoker, online influencer. But don't throw life away. There are millions ways to make money

>>507341227
I was denied benefits
>>507345044
Faggot

>>507337741 (OP)
That's it, that's the positive mental attitude we have been seeking to add to our Verizon Wireless family!

>>507337741 (OP)
Work at a gas station retard they'll take literal crack heads

>>507347627
I've applied to at least a dozen, none of them answered

>>507337741 (OP)
Join me at Xanterra anon they take anyone

sell everything, buy a small farm

See how all he has is excuses.

>>507337741 (OP)
Don't be a faggot and do a (redacted)

>>507349687
Everyone else has "excuses" for why i don't have a job already
The fact is that I've been applying for jobs for the past two months, hundreds of applications on indeed, i don't even know how many emails i've sent applying because it's so much, I've gone to at least 2 dozen businesses and walked in to apply, I've physically mailed nearly a sheet of stamps worth of applications. That's a fact, not an excuse. They simply aren't hiring and I'm about to lose my apartment because of it.

>>507350389
>>507349143
Embrace Xanterra you get to live and work on site

then you get a job and watch it all piss away into the wind for 'bills' every month.

i make 90k and don't have a cent fucking saved.

>>507337741 (OP)
Try government jobs. I just randomly applied to a fucking HR job of all things in a government job and I got it as they said they wanted more men as there was zero men at all. Its all women. I'm currently the only man in the office. I dont even have a HR degree. I have a Biology degree.

>>507337741 (OP)
Then please kill some sandniggers on your way out please. Also kill some brown women too.

>>507337852
Can you hire me

>>507337741 (OP)
if you're at that point, and you don't have a wife or children, then you can eject from the situation entirely and find somewhere else to do doing something different. can be temporary or otherwise, but when you've been stuck in a place/situation for long enough, it feels like it's the whole world, the only possibility.
the trick is, to say "fuck it", get rid of all your stuff, sell it, sell your property, sell your car if you don't need it right away, and fuck off elsewhere.
find a volunteering position somewhere for 3-6 months, abroad maybe. it's summer, i knew a guy in the US who every summer would join up with hte forestry commission and travel round with them for several months clearing debris in forests to reduce wildfire risks. he had food and accommodation, don't know if it paid. but it keeps you afloat, keeps you doing something different, and gives you idea, time and time away from that shithole situation. also means you meet people and talk to them for ideas, contacts and so on.
after that, volunteer doing something else, or find some work with residential facilities included, takes a lot of the headache out of it, as rent is the biggest money eater there is.
check in alaska, or rural states, perfect for harvest time. also try canada if they'll let you in. tons of wilderness and rural jobs there that pay well, lumber, mines etc.
start afresh if everything you've been doing has been retardifying. stop treating life as one continuous path of win or lose, and just try new stuff.
the moment you start, when you make that decision, all the stress disappears. it might not be easy thereafter, but it will be an adventure, and you'll be the one making decisions, not a bunch of faggots in offices you'll never meet.

>>507350560
Serious note to OP
This looks sick:
https://www.xanterrajobs.com/main/xanterra/home

>>507338734
honestly try in canada or alaska, try other states. your skills are needed, just have to move around a bit.
if your other option is death, oblivion and nothingness or an eternity in hell, depending on what you believe, then moving to another state or even alaska isn't a big deal. just buy some warmer clothes.
you have to gain some perspective.

>>507351927
this looks ideal, more or less what i was talking about here >>507351690
it would help a lot of anons who might otherwise feel stuck. seasonal jobs can teach new skill sets, stop you feeling tied down, provide contacts and importantly, references and trust within a company, and they aren't long enough for you to become burnt out on them. they'll be used to people learning on the job, and you'll meet people from a lot of different professional backgrounds, can give a lot of ideas and you start feeling positive. on top of that, usually provide accommodation and food.
hours might be long in some cases, but then you just focus on the job.

Become a loan collection officer and embrace the pain

>>507337741 (OP)
Lmao I get instantly job if I need one.

>>507337741 (OP)
If u live in warm climate power wash peoples drive ways, it doesn't take long and the power washers are cheap

>>507351927
None of these are anywhere close to me. I dont have the ability to move for work