Thread 507338429

>>507338429 (OP)
>shoot off all your missiles
>95% of them shot down
>finally develop a nuke
>no missile to put it on
holy fuck they're stupid. they really would be better off under zionist rule.

My father rapes my ass bloody as I sleep.

Stop gobbing off, and just do it. Give it the big one afterwards

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507338576
Good for you anon.

>>507338576
son what are you doing on 4chan

Idiots! Don’t tell anyone what you’re going to do, unless it’s a strategic bluff. Just do it!

>>507338624
>time to die for us, goys!
I hate these evil demons so much.

>>507338429 (OP)
that's like 3 hitting right?

>>507338576
Wayne lamb right calm it down buddy.

Is this why you live in a shed?

>>507338429 (OP)
I have told you every single day to get the hell away from /pol/.

I told you in 2017.
I told you in 2021.
I'm telling you again in 2025.
What you believe about the future direction the world is heading isn't important at the moment because there's a cost benefit analysis to it.
Think of it this way - if there was something to truly happen where it might look like it's really happening then you'll see it because you're autistic schizos who spend their entire life following this jewish circus, so there's no FOMO here. That hallowed Nuclear Holocaust, Micronova or Total Kike Death will never happen, you will see it long before anyone else so you can just take a long time off.
We love to shitpost and schizopost on /pol/ but this Israel stuff isn't a game changer nor is it some big happening. They are going to waste your time yet again with a nothingburger.
There's literally no reason at all to come to /pol/. You'll see the happenings written on the wall long before anyone so you won't miss the big circus if it were to come, you are gambling that the Israel-Iran nonsense will drastically change society because the vast majority of their evidences comes from shills and glowniggers themselves bragging on /x/ and /pol/, and you took the bait on these narratives because your life has no intrinsic value without the contrived jewish circus. There's no reason for globohomo to take a chance and spoil their plans.
Seriously, this is the season of goodwill so I've reverted from the usual shitposting to try and cut through the propaganda and reach those who are still holding out for hope of a happening or miracle. It's not real. You are throwing away your time and opportunity. Stop being a laughing stock. Get away from this board now and live your life, and if you see some big happening approaching then you have loads of time to enjoy your globohomo psyops here and /x/ shitposting with other anons. But you never will because you are here forever

>>507338786
reminder that Jeff Bezos ordered a rollback on woke in Wapo to get Trump elected. sign tappers never lose.

>>507339343
You’re right anon, I’ll try. It’s like this anxiety about being caught off guard by “the happening” that makes me come here, but I think this fucking place causes me massive anxiety as well.

>>507338429 (OP)
That's a pile of horseshit.
Even if they could launch 2000 missiles in a single night they wouldn't because they need ammunition for the upcoming weeks.

>>507340101
>for the upcoming weeks

there is no upcoming weeks for you zyd!

Hope they have more because if they get depleted in two days it's ovyir for them

>>507340298
After I survive this I'm going to visit that skulls-monument in Serbia.

Where are we at?

>>507339343
But watching the world get irradiated is fun.

>niggers tongue my anus
>it itches
What did the jews mean by this?

2000 MISSLES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!

>>507338571
iran has enough stockpiles to launch 1000 missiles every single day for years. want a war of attrition kike? better be ready to live in the shelter.

>>507340555
check'd

>>507340581
we only need one

>>507339994
>>507339343
im just here 4 tha memez or wateva them shits called

missile deez nuts

>>507338571
the script still hasn’t flipped to
>omg innocent Jews are being bombed for no reason at all
More kino tonight.

>>507338469
>2000 missiles
wow, what next
>it will be between the hours of 6pm and 10pm
>they will be launched from these areas
>we won't actually be aiming for anything
what kind of gentleman warfare is this

>>507338571
you're fucking toast

>>507338576
sup private Ramirez, /pol/ monitoring duty again, eh

>>507340581
Missles have a shelf life anon. And shitty russian missles even less so than western variants because they use alot of corrosive materials in the boost stage.


I doubt they can sustain a bombardment of this size without getting utterly obliterated by GBU-57s for longer than a week. US satellites have their locations already from the last strike and all it will take is a couple MOO GBU-57 to render those stockpiles as total writeoffs

Especially if they're peddling shit like this as a great victory

>>507338624
that lil nigga is going to have an asthma attack

>>507338429 (OP)
When did war become a turn based game?

>>507338571
GREAT VICTORY!!!!

>>507343900
Iran begging to not be wiped of the map by its neighbors while also begging its populace not revolt
what a pathetic country

>>507344555
>US satellites have their locations already from the last strike and all it will take is a couple MOO GBU-57 to render those stockpiles as total writeoffs
wouldn't that incentivize them to use them while they have them and thus make some sort of massive strike like this likely? This is a war, if Israel knows the locations of their stockpiles and launch sites it's not like they're going to just not hit them unless they're used again as some sort of sign of goodwill or something, that seems retarded.

>>507343900
>what kind of gentleman warfare is this
Its like they're trying to find a good spot in their schedule, planning it with the Jews ahead of time so they know what to expect. They're putting on a puppet show, but instead of puppets, its missiles.

>>507338469
Why announce this

>>507338429 (OP)
They were already skullfucked by Israeli FPVs operating within Iran lol. Huge explosions at Iranian airbases and underground cities in the last 2 hours.

>>507338429 (OP)
>>507345713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYw4i4D1Sm8

>>507338429 (OP)
>announcement of an announcement that announces missiles
JUST SHOOT YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
WHY DON'T YOU SEND THEM THE COORDINATES FOR YOUR LAUNCHERS TOO YOU RETARD NIGGERS

>>507344963
What neighbors? they are all shitholes, Iran cant be invaded, best ZOG can do is bomb and run away
Iranians are white they built and fix whatever that's damaged and they're back launching missiles within hours

>>507345713
It's all kike theatre, they need to spell out everything as clearly as they can to make sure even the dumbest peasant knows what's happening.

>>507340298
Funnily enough, the 'argument' regarding increasing population size and gradually increasing count of genocide deaths is something that Pissrahell tries to use to 'disprove' claims of genocide in Gaza. They are literally reusing talking points of Holocaust deniers and pushing them mainstream. At this rate, most of gen alpha and gen beta Amerimutts are going to believe that holocaust is just a big lie.

>>507338429 (OP)
Surely the IRON DOME will work properly,....THIS TIME

>>507338571
>>95% of them shot down
Jews lie

>>507347198
Huh, turns out that a system that had been calibrated for homemade Palestinian fireworks is less compatible with actual rocketry. I learn something new every day.

>>507345776
>Why announce this
Provoke the USA to enter the war?
Iran might feel cocky if they have Russian and China doing what NATO does in the Ukraine.

>>507345831
Jews lie.

>>507344555
you don't know shit about Iran's missile program. they aren't Russian missiles, they take their missiles very seriously. it is a point of pride for the country. their stockpiles are deep underground under mountains, designed to withstand any amount of bombardment and still be able to counter attack. nothing short of a nuke can disable them.

>>507340101
it's going to be a long war
israel is the new ukraine

>>507338429 (OP)
i actually can't wait. i should buy popcorn

>>507347904
>it's going to be a long war
Then ME oil will shut down.

>>507338429 (OP)

> jews will finally get what's coming to them

GO FOR IT STUPID KIKES

2000 missiles.
aint no way.
I want to believe.
because that many will for sure level some shit.
but aint no way.
aint
no
way

>>507346993
>What neighbors? they are all shitholes, Iran cant be invaded, best ZOG can do is bomb and run away
It can't be occupied*
It can certainly be raided for plunder and women, and children
>best ZOG can do is bomb and run away
Of course! then we can leave the rest to ISIS
>Iranians are white
No lol
>they built and fix whatever that's damaged and they're back launching missiles within hours
I think you mean they import more equipment from Russia. You can't fix a launch vehicle or missile that's been turned into ash.
Israel hasn't been able to stop new equipment coming in without direct confrontation, how ever now they're doing exactly that.

Iran will be the new Afghanistan, and the world will move on. No one cares.

>>507347849
If Iran's devices were supposed to be so shit, Vatniggers wouldn't be using them to a point where Shahed drones alone are way more relevant than entire Russian airfleet.

>>507347849
>you don't know shit about Iran's missile program. they aren't Russian missiles, they take their missiles very seriously. it is a point of pride for the country. their stockpiles are deep underground under mountains, designed to withstand any amount of bombardment and still be able to counter attack. nothing short of a nuke can disable them.
Yeah, but planes can be reloaded, missiles cannot. Eventually they will fire them off, and have nothing to replace them with.

>>507347849
israel controls the sky over tehran already, it's over. you cant win with a .1 percent delivery rate on payloads. Even if they increased their accuracy tenfold, it wouldn't be enough.

>>507348324
israel is not going to win a war of attrition against a country that has 10 times the population and 4 times the gdp ppp. israel made their big surprise attack, killed a few guys, and now what do they have? other than their shelters to hide in. their entire strategy relies on bringing the US to fight the war for them.

Based if true.

>>507348729
Eh, they will just bomb every building in iran. 10x the population starving in tent cities isn't much of a threat.

>>507348168
stfu schlomo

>>507340101
20,000 ROCKETS BRO I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY"RE GOING TO SHOOT 200,000 ROCKETS WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET 2,000,000 ROCKETS FROM

>>507348412
>>507348893
this is complete fantasy. iran builds their own air denfese systems and they have hundreds of them, and at best israel destroyed half a dozen in the surprise attack. there are plenty of videos from yesterday of iran air defenses intercepting israel missiles.

Is daytime warfare no longer a thing these days?
This this starting to look like remake of Pakistan vs India

>>507348729
Israel does everything with the assurance that their golems will protect them. They are that annoying ugly short guy who picks fights when he knows he has a big retard friend behind him. That's why Iran is pulling punches, they know it's a proxy war against the USA. If they just flatten Tel Aviv like everyone in the world wishes America would be invading the next day so it's pointless.

The smart thing Iran can do is to attack the USA in more subtle ways like assassinations, "accidents" at key facilities, disrupting US trade networks, hacking intel agencies etc.

>>507349031
lel, internet ZOGbots want everyone to forget how 4chan's hack revealed just how many of them were sifting through /pol/ on a daily basis.

>>507349122
>air defence so good it does literally nothing to defend anything

Moor IQ

>>507349117
How many synagogues did you bomb in Tehran today?

>6 gorillion missiles heading to tel Aviv
Nothing ever happened

>>507338429 (OP)
Activate it.

>>507349815
Your "ass teeth"?!!? :(

>>507349122
>alireza khomeni

>>507338429 (OP)
Oy vey not on sabbath

2000 missiles just flew over my house!

>>507338429 (OP)
2000 or 2 gorillion, does it really matter anymore? We're in an endtimes timeline and nobody gets out alive.

>>507338429 (OP)
>2 more flags

>>507339343
/pol/ is botted to hell from Israelis. Literally unusable board

>>507338429 (OP)
Two hours til sunset in Tehran.

>>507348729
>their entire strategy relies on bringing the US to fight the war for them.
It's 100% guaranteed to happen would Iran somehow get the upper hand against Israel.
Iran will lose the conflict one way or another, the main question is if the regime has enough popular support to survive or will Israel/USA actually manage to install their own.

>>507338571
I really doubt Israel can shot down almost 2000 missiles simultaneously. I doubt that they can shot down 10% of that.

>>507351717
Didn't the Americans install this one too?

>>507338429 (OP)
6 gorllion missiles just flew over my head!

>>507338429 (OP)
True if big

>>507351717
i wouldn't be so sure of that. the US bases are extremely vulnerable to Iran missiles, and they wouldn't be able to enter the Persian gulf at all. there will also be a lot of push back from the US population once Americans start dying for a war that was so obviously started by Israel. it's going to be hard to spin this one. we will soon enough anyway.

Did anything happen with that Chinese plane that arrived in Tehran yesterday? Are the chinks gonna turn Iran into their Ukraine?

>>507338429 (OP)
Ok, let's say its 2000....doubt.....How many impacted on their target?

>>507352721
The fries are just scapegoating the Jews, I tell ya.

>>507353549
They will be fired in 2 hours anon.

>>507353816
For real? Source? Maybe there is hope

>>507338429 (OP)
Sending my energy to Iran
https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM?si=1mlaPJjo1Wve_kKD

>>507338429 (OP)
Who the fuck cares about this intra-shitskin retardation, go outside. The sun is out and it's summer.
Nerds

2 more hours (weeks)

>>507354246
you mad cuz your team is losing and my team sunk 57 carriers and we are not brown we are yellow at best you losing loser incel faggot nigger

>>507338571
Meh if I had a bunch of shitty missiles I'd have shot them first to eat up dome ammo then I'd save the best for last.

>>507347849
Sorry your dad got blown up by Jews, but this is some pathetic cope. Iran has been getting their ass chewed into hamburger meat with no answer.

>>507347198
I hate iran as much as israel, but I'm leaning toward rooting for iran because they are the underdog. Not because I feel sorry for them but because the closer the opponents are matched the bloodier the war.

>>507338429 (OP)
THE FLAG OF BOUNTIFUL MISSILES HAS AROSED

>>507345776
to humiliate israel
iran knows israel has no viable counter against the missiles, their air defence is routinely overwhelmed
they cope like clockwork with ukraine tier 'russia will run out of rockets in two more weeks' propaganda copes
iran knows
israels fighter jets cannot counter the missiles at all
iran knows
at bes tthe usa does too and "lets the israelis drown in their own hubris" the star that gorged itself on clay, just saying

>>507338571
they have fucking 10's a thousands of them if not more...

>>507338571
and 2000 of them all at once will cause a lot of damage.

lots of activity

>>507339595
based thanks for the reminder

>>507353913
Follow your senses fren and have fun.

>>507356119
they should use them all at once

They should shoot some missiles at OP before his daddy gets there to fuck his hairy asshole

based iran

>>507338469
>says

>>507356321
/pol/ sucks. You're only posting the biggest retard sources from xitter that you know are retarded. You know WW3 monitor is some kid with a summer job, you know osintdefender is a clueless cuck masquerading as part of an actual OSINT effort. But you keep spamming them. Hope you know everything you read is filtered through 2-3 layers of shit.

>>507347933
What flavour of popcorn will you have?

>>507348729
>their entire strategy relies on bringing the US to fight the war for them
you asked what israel has, and you answered yourself. typical jew behavior, they cry out in pain as they strike you

I don't wanna be that guy, but even if they do fire all the missiles in the world, NOTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE

Iran could be wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow and NOTHING would change

>>507338429 (OP)

iIdont even have any fucking popcorn, shit.

>>507338571
No problem we'll resupply them

>>507338429 (OP)
2000 GORILLION MISSILES !!!

>>507345943
Modern war is retarded
>we're going to hit those targets with a few missiles, so please evacuate the people as we are good boys and don't want to kill civilians
>ok, we will use our defensive system to shoot your missiles down
>good, time to waste more money launching easily counterable small offensives

Any cunt got the vids of the f35s getting wrecked?
Kikes keep 404ing

>>507339343
Dear Faggot or Fagget,
I come to /pol/ to pick up on breaking news that is not available on the usual COMPLETE SHIT ESTABLISHMENT NEWS SITES, including whatever's going viral or other shit, with MINIMAL CENSORSHIP.
It has nothing to do with believing in anything in particular, which is your lame obsession.
Feel free to fuck off ASAP and never come back.

>>507343900
>we won't actually be aiming for anything
but that's not what's actually happening, is it? multiple hits in the heart of tel aviv is definitely them "aiming for something."

that iron dome has been surprisingly effective but it's evident from footage that it can be overwhelmed by a high density of incoming missiles, as expected from the engineering limitations of such a system.

so if the iranians had a handful of nukes, there is a pretty good chance of slipping them in behind large screens of conventional warheads that swarm their defensive capabilities.

>>507339343
you quit first

>>507339343
i agree with your general premise. i took a nice long break from this shit hole since the election and missed none of it. but this past week has sucked me back in a bit since there have been so many actual developments in the world.
>you are gambling that the Israel-Iran nonsense will drastically change society
israel has effectively declared war on iran. this is in fact a huge happening of massive proportions. they are openly advocating for regime change there and the "keep cucking" strategy might no longer be an option for them. weak response on their part at this stage increases the odds of internal rebellion. and israel promises to keep hitting them in the immediate future. this is the biggest happening since russia started their war.

>>507338429 (OP)
kwab

>>507364809
Hey kike, if you're so proud of Israel why do you hide your flag?