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>>507355267 (OP)
THD

They haven’t fired a missle in 10 hours
Israel just bombed their oil
Half of their generals are dead
Their nuclear program is destroyed

https://x.com/me_observer_/status/1933912954430222668


Their pathetic “retaliation” killed 3 random people
LMAO

Post your ideas for Russia's future, /chug/!
1. Prohibit social parasitism; mandate that Russian males contribute to the workforce or military. Ban "useless industries" which harm societal efficiency, including abortion.
2. Mandate inspection of all packages, coffins, and bodybags to prevent the smuggling of contraband.
3. Launch program to rehire civilian professionals with skills that could be useful on the frontline; employ contractors of private companies.
4. Demand, in peace talks, that all oblasts of the Ukraine be permitted to hold referenda subject to joint US-Russia observation on accession to the Russian Federation.
5. Convince US to covertly or overtly sign another mineral deal, this time with Russia, by outbidding the hohols. Then implement THD.
6. Launch a law enforcement campaign intended to mass incarcerate drug users and drug dealers for deployment.
7. Establish All-Russian Patriotic Wargames Union on the basis of the Shooting Union of Russia, creating new sports for recreational WWII tank use etc. and guaranteeing all girls and boys can play the prestigious sport of Sensha-dō by 15 and have the option of joining a Sensha-dō club as early as 12. Ensure that all Russian boys can operate a firearm by 8.
8. Dedicate a day to the Russian Empire, much like how Victory Day is dedicated to the Soviet Union.
Three years and no bets from shills yet!

>>507355449
Iranian paper tiger moment

>>507355449
After how many copy pasted posts is it considerate spam?

Stinky edition

>>507355525
probably like 5 depending on the size of the message and image

CORRECT BREAD >>507355491

>CORRECT BREAD >>507355491

Screwed up and missed the subject line.

>>507355525
>s-spam!!
lel what a little bitch
Iranian nuclear facilities on fire

>we will hit dimona
You won’t do shit except post more AI bullshit

Get fucked, I-ran

LMFAO

>>507355638
why are indians making the thread

>>507355267 (OP)
another seperatist movement suddenly appears

>>507355516
yep, and now the shitskins here are mad as fuck and living in some sort of alternate reality where iran supposedly had btfo israel
just lmao

>>507355756
>why are indians making the thread
because non-Indians aren't volunteering. Feel free to bake the next one anon.

Gud ebening, frens and sers!

>>507355792
>kurds
>suddenly appears
lol you guys are absolute retards too!
iran and iraq used kurdish separatist groups as meatshields during the gulf war retard

another nuclear facility on fire btw ;)

>>507355267 (OP)
Death to Globohomo

What's going on in Sumy, are hohols getting raped?

>p-please s-save us china!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
iranians are pathetic cucks, imagine getting your important economic, strategic and nuclear locations bombed by some inbred kikes