I may be dead in two hours.

>>507357021 (OP)
Can I switch places with you?

>>507357021 (OP)
Okay.
Kitty and I can deal with that.

>>507357021 (OP)
ok bye

>>507357021 (OP)
Lucky duck

>>507357021 (OP)
Not soon enough

>>507357021 (OP)
quiick send me 500 bucks so i can pay rent

in all seriousness i hope your safe bro this entire situation is a disator

>>507357021 (OP)
I hope this is over, but take care anon

>>507357021 (OP)
And that's a good thing! Here is why:

You'll be fine. Nothing ever happens remember.

>>507357021 (OP)
Good.

>>507357021 (OP)
Be grateful for those 2 hours.

It would at least spare you from what the world will experience in the next 5 years.

>>507357021 (OP)

Here's hoping it'll be sooner than that!

>>507357021 (OP)
Cool. See you tomorrow, faggot.

>>507357021 (OP)
Good. Only good jew is a dead jew.

>>507357021 (OP)
I pray that all your kind die horribly in two hours <3

>>507357546
rolling for global anihalation

>its a joke plz no digits

>>507357399
>disator
You need to head back home, benchod-kun.

Demon fren, is this you?

>>507357021 (OP)
Hopefully you are nigger kike

>>507357021 (OP)
YOLO? Speak for yourself

In 2 hours time nothing will have happened.

>>507357021 (OP)
Iran was just cucked out of their own nuclear prowess though.

If you really think you're going to die, pray to Christ and ask for forgiveness. Rebuke your corrupted antichrist cult.

>>507357021 (OP)

shalom!

1 shekel has been deposited into your account.

>>507357194
fpbp

>>507357021 (OP)
BASED, you'll be a burnt offering just like your grandparents!

>>507357021 (OP)
Ok, same time tomorrow then Herschel?

>>507357021 (OP)
why are you kikes so obsessed with yourselves holy shit

can i have your steam account

>>507357021 (OP)
>I may be dead in two hours.

Will you drop some good loot?

>>507357626
chuddah is unironically the best meme we have had in years and im tired of pretending its not

discord finally did something good

>>507357021 (OP)
hey man, just so you know, you were one of the good ones.

>>507357021 (OP)
How many palis have you killed?
Answer me before dying.

>>507357021 (OP)
Overdramatic kikes
No one here is going to give you and money, Moshe.

It's not to late to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior...

Just throwing that out there

>>507357194
Quintessential german post

Someone needs to rescue Shahar

>>507357021 (OP)

Well your country did assassinate a large portion of a country's government that may have nuclear arms and has 10x the population.

>>507357021 (OP)
Why didn't you run away to Europe & America like the rest of your jewish rats? ;)

Or even Turkey & India where you actually fit in.

>>507357021 (OP)
Lucky you. I'd switch places. Hopefully you won't die though. Godspeed anon

>>507357777
>and
any

>>507357021 (OP)
Good. I welcome world peace.

you are now aware of the pascal wager.

>>507357021 (OP)
God willing your whole family will join you

>>507357399
indian retard
>>507357598
off by one, fuck you rerolling for global anihillation

>>507357021 (OP)
Time to turn to Christ, bro.

Find a Christian and get batized

>>507357021 (OP)
pls kill the khazarian queen tranny for me before you die pls pls

>>507357021 (OP)
YHWH will save you if you carry around a bag of foreskins.

>>507357021 (OP)
nah persians are bitchmade

Rolling for Khazarian Queen to get a big fat Iranian missile up his ass!

>>507358013
love you two romanianon lets hope the power stays on i hear vlad gets hungry at night kek

>>507358264
;_;

>>507357444
Checked

>>507357021 (OP)

Im sending our best cheese cutter.

>>507357021 (OP)
why?

>>507357786
>>507357995
Oh Lord Jesus Christ hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us (we will try). And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner

>>507358243
True
But we like the concept of insurance

>>507358374
Hey, Ola, that's only for special occasions.

>>507357194
/thread

>>507358429
did you convert? did you know your ancestors during the crusades in Germany were given the option of converting or being killed? There’s a story of 400 young men and women who collectively committed suicide before converting.

>>507357021 (OP)
Good
>>507357194
Faggot

>>507357444
Kek wants you alive kikebro!

>>507358407
Israel is planning to change the regime in Iran.
If Iranian regime go down, they do it after nuking Israel

What if Pakis, Chinese, Best Koreans or Russia just gifted Iran a few nukes?

Wouldn't that instantly "stabilize the Mid East"?

If you wanted to be all faggy you could say "Agreement is they will give them back (like how Ukraine gave up nukes to Russia LOL) in 5-10yrs, pending Israel signing the Non-Nuke Treaty and full UN inspection, etc,".

>>507358429
Jesus says no hard feelings

>>507359040
idiot, Pakistan just swore allegiance to Iran over the conflict, it's over.

>>507358664
There are many stories like this, we had people converting to hellenic culture when it was relevant, honestly I've been reading the new testament and I like it. I will always be a Jew, but I don't reject nor object Christ nor Christianity. This isn't because of any bombardment as that will only harden my heart, but it is was funnier to shit post as if it is the reason
You seem sincere so I answered sincerely
>Back to shit posting

>>507357021 (OP)
See you in the atomic oven.

>>507357021 (OP)
yeet the pillars, sammy

>>507357021 (OP)
Imagine how dumb you must to be as a jew or anything else to choose to live in a fucking useless desert little shithole like Israel and even fight for it while it's being surrounded by several nations that wants to fucking kill you being separated by Med sea from nations where you could refugee then when another desert shithole decides to attack your shithole you wonder how could such a thing happen, kek glad my jewish family decided to stay in Romania and not waste their time with Israel

>>507358429
Please keep your faith in Christ for the rest of your life, whether it ends in 2 hours, or ends 80 years from now. And follow His word.

>>507357021 (OP)
if only Hadrian finished the job all those centuries ago, none of you would be here now and none of this shit would be happening.

>>507357021 (OP)
hide in your oven

>>507359242
>I will always be a Jew
why

>>507359280
>Bitch, you know what I want
>Hahahahahaha

I wanna talk to SAMSON!

>>507358429
ZOMG christcucks what is this?? I thought jews hated your retarded rabbi?

>>507357021 (OP)
Inshallah.

>>507359718
He cannot change his race or ethnicity.

>>507357021 (OP)
joining your brothers eh? good riddance.

>>507357021 (OP)
And that's a good thing

>>507357021 (OP)
don't you dare die on us you fucking kike, stay safe.

>>507357021 (OP)
I don't think so

>>507357021 (OP)
livestream your death so I can jerk off to it.

>>507357426
kek, well done, anon

>>507357524
/thread

it will take at least 2 weeks for a nuclear bomb to be made in Iran.

>>507357021 (OP)
Doubt it. You need to stay here and suffer with the rest of us.

>>507357021 (OP)
Send me your sisters and cousins and I'll keep them safe kikebro, they'll never want to leave my attic it's so comfy fren.

>>507357021 (OP)
Good. TKD NOW

>>507357021 (OP)
just hide in your tunnels

>>507357021 (OP)

>>507357021 (OP)
You aren't dying. Pilot the f35 matzo mech or else

I pray for you my brother. Hope you stay safe

>>507357021 (OP)
Not on my watch.

>>507359718
Tribally, ethnically etc'
If I was rooted in a Christian community, if I participate etc, yeah... If the local Church is wholesome and not LGBT colored... I'm not hostile to the idea... Then again im still considered a Jew by many Jews and goys, so what's the point...
I love cathedrals as it is, I appreciate the Chruch's contributions on many many fronts (from music and arts to philosophy and science)...and still i am a member of the tribe... Feels dishonest to say that I'm Christian... I adore Aristotle, that doesn't make me Greek no matter how much it influenced me, same with Bach and being Austrian (German?)...
That's why not
...thanks for reading my blog kek, you asked

the paradox of happenings:
when you think something big will happen, it won't. but something will happen when you least expect it. that is the nature of happenings. they are surprises. cannot predict a black swan.

>but what if i kill myself, surely my own death will be the biggest happening of my life
one guy dying by his own hand doesn't really make a happening so it doesn't mean much. but it does suggest that you can predict future event if you cause it. obviously the more power you have the more you can cause outside of your own self. whereas with me i can just predict whether or not i'll go get McDonalds later. and even then i might get hit by a car or something.

>>507360450
Israel is going to need help to rebuild. You and all of your cousins should migrate there.

>>507357021 (OP)
Repent and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as messiah. Find life and joy in him.

>>507357021 (OP)
kill a rich white woman, its the best thing you can do, I would explain why but theres no time, you only have two hours