>Surprise attack large country
>Fails
>oy vey they are holocausting us!NATO halp!

Here's some voice impressions of half-life guns I did when I was bored.

HL1:
>HL1 pistol
https://www.vocaroo.com/2RVMRqBk72O (embed)

>HL1 magnum
https://www.vocaroo.com/7S3jH8qwQxU (embed)

>Missile launcher
https://www.voca.ro/30zFYdUx3HJ

>HL1 crossbow
https://www.vocaroo.com/kcmYmwU2bey (embed)

>HL1 gauss
https://www.vocaroo.com/hjBBPJBK1Ry (embed)

>Med pickup
https://www.vocaroo.com/3YSRCYzzQhY (embed)

>Weapon select
https://www.voca.ro/gMmJb1ciUah

HL2:
>HL2 crossbow
https://www.vocaroo.com/1h0RGeoABCZ4 (embed)
https://www.vocaroo.com/1HyG32OrjJyU (embed)

>HL2 pistol
https://www.vocaroo.com/1gVUkfbUg7Xv (embed)

>HL2 magnum
https://www.vocaroo.com/1b0NEIQYKyty (embed)

>HL2 pulse rifle
https://www.vocaroo.com/1dJjPQmqjQ2G (embed)

>HL2 shotgun
https://www.vocaroo.com/1hCAZviY4DyS (embed)
https://www.vocaroo.com/15UITq15csrd (embed)

>Ragdoll noises
https://www.voca.ro/120ykKEOgvUz