"HALT you are being detained for a stop and search due to your suspicious behaviour" - /pol/ (#507376665) [Archived: 1080 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: zSJ3lRDKUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 9:50:46 PM No.507376665
Bongstable
Bongstable
md5: 896e6131b540c02796f76d9018d7c7a9๐Ÿ”
What do?
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Anonymous ID: I9JwyS5nEgypt
6/14/2025, 9:51:35 PM No.507376757
Kneel and propose to her
Replies: >>507377401 >>507378627 >>507379299 >>507382908
Anonymous ID: 2zyf+agfUnited States
6/14/2025, 9:51:50 PM No.507376791
>>507376665 (OP)
would ape
Anonymous ID: hxPpvMEwUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 9:54:04 PM No.507377049
>>507376665 (OP)
Lord God almighty please bless and protect Katherine and her loved ones, in Jesus holy name.

She looks really cute and fun : )
Anonymous ID: 5azeH54gPoland
6/14/2025, 9:54:31 PM No.507377096
'I've a knoife hidden in me knob an no loicense maam'
Replies: >>507377768 >>507381257 >>507381418
Anonymous ID: 3Kh9AN4tSwitzerland
6/14/2025, 9:54:47 PM No.507377132
That's a man
Anonymous ID: 7inym5L+
6/14/2025, 9:56:15 PM No.507377284
>insert my fingers in her mouth and pull on her teeth one at a time asking "are those teeth real?"
Anonymous ID: ooSxWxEYUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 9:56:54 PM No.507377344
>>507376665 (OP)
If you're white = arrested, fast tracked through court, jailed
If youre a nigger or paki = Off you go sir, off you go
Anonymous ID: JgNLDtBhGermany
6/14/2025, 9:57:07 PM No.507377367
>>507376665 (OP)
accuse her of racism
Anonymous ID: 6jsiPmlCCanada
6/14/2025, 9:57:16 PM No.507377381
>>507376665 (OP)
Eggs
Anonymous ID: 50B9o/8OUnited States
6/14/2025, 9:57:19 PM No.507377389
>*unzips dick*
Anonymous ID: KwuPKh3HSlovakia
6/14/2025, 9:57:24 PM No.507377401
>>507376757
Might unironically be so confusing they'll just let you go. Or add a rape charge on top of your other charges, you never know these days
Replies: >>507377761
Anonymous ID: oBVHxHzgUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 9:57:58 PM No.507377475
if someone is detained and then they suspect the need to do a cavity search, does the suspect get in trouble for pooing
Replies: >>507378664
Anonymous ID: yJsBd1gdUnited States
6/14/2025, 9:58:14 PM No.507377504
>>507376665 (OP)
please marry me
Anonymous ID: IzU0ZuSvCanada
6/14/2025, 9:59:08 PM No.507377607
Um, but we told you he's an Article 4 free inhabitant so he does not have to have a license. This is on recording, Article 4, free inhabitant, pursuant to the Articles of Confederation, you can look it up it's in the United States book of codes, it is your laws you have to follow. Article 4 free inhabitant pursuant to the Articles of Confederation.
Anonymous ID: I9JwyS5nEgypt
6/14/2025, 10:00:27 PM No.507377761
>>507377401
they probably would let me go because of not being native english kekw

they would be scared from being labelled racists
Anonymous ID: 6s92cIPaCanada
6/14/2025, 10:00:31 PM No.507377768
>>507377096
>'I've a knoife hidden in me knob an no loicense maam'
This...kek.
Anonymous ID: dXecPnpfRomania
6/14/2025, 10:03:00 PM No.507378041
612x612
612x612
md5: 5b2a1632cb34b689beb646baa687bbdb๐Ÿ”
>>507376665 (OP)
0/10
Anonymous ID: gChZvX2B
6/14/2025, 10:03:05 PM No.507378046
>>507376665 (OP)
Demand to be frisked.
Anonymous ID: rCQIG7SRUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:03:24 PM No.507378085
Tell her to back off
I'm part of a Pakistani rape gang
Anonymous ID: phKd9JLoUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:04:45 PM No.507378235
HP
HP
md5: c684c12b85ae9bf33697176535ac0555๐Ÿ”
>>507376665 (OP)
Search me, babty.
Anonymous ID: VBk0geJXNorway
6/14/2025, 10:05:51 PM No.507378368
portrait-of-a-mid-adult-man-holding-a-kitchen-knife-and-smiling-2EFF444
>>507376665 (OP)
It's okay, I'm muslim
Anonymous ID: 31FzPuWcCanada
6/14/2025, 10:06:01 PM No.507378391
>>507376665 (OP)
be sure to examine what i`m packing in the crotch area, just give that whole area a firm pat down
Anonymous ID: Z4uIr5oKUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:06:54 PM No.507378494
>>507376665 (OP)
Oi m8 do u 'av a qt loicense?
Anonymous ID: o9U/5A8HUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:07:08 PM No.507378522
marry & impregnate
Anonymous ID: uUPJo+jQUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:08:03 PM No.507378627
>>507376757
same desu
Anonymous ID: LpsT32PfUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 10:08:13 PM No.507378645
You could just run away because the women refuse to run and the men all have short manlet legs and can't keep up with a medium speed lope
Anonymous ID: qdbUxUCdUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 10:08:20 PM No.507378664
>>507377475
Yes they get an extra charge, there have been plenty of examples of lads farting during a cavity search and they get an extra charge and as funny as it is the Magistrate doesn't treat it kindly and depending on why you're getting a cavity you usually can get at the very least a hefty fine.
Replies: >>507378985
Anonymous ID: TtNeTcLlUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:09:04 PM No.507378741
>>507376665 (OP)
Has to be AI, teeth too white
Anonymous ID: HVnxZdcuUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:11:08 PM No.507378985
>>507378664
must happen often, on account of all those baked beans & hot-headed opinions!
Anonymous ID: p3xMRuhjUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:13:04 PM No.507379226
>>507376665 (OP)
Smash that ass in the back of the cop car.
Anonymous ID: dzfRJIbmUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:13:36 PM No.507379299
>>507376757
This. Hope she likes to strap one on too.
Anonymous ID: MPKdoDzdUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:15:35 PM No.507379559
>>507376665 (OP)
y-yes maam
Anonymous ID: 2FyFBJutUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:18:03 PM No.507379871
images (1)
images (1)
md5: cc17b638c76b0977ba70d33f4ff5a783๐Ÿ”
>>507376665 (OP)
>i could be hiding anything in my trousers
Anonymous ID: 6e2ng2NzCanada
6/14/2025, 10:20:50 PM No.507380236
>>507376665 (OP)
Tell her I keep a spork in my ass.
Anonymous ID: 4lMDOa4ACanada
6/14/2025, 10:22:38 PM No.507380459
>>507376665 (OP)
rape
Anonymous ID: dzU9xPCzSweden
6/14/2025, 10:26:33 PM No.507380943
>>507376665 (OP)
Grab her by the ears.
Anonymous ID: 1Vnlaix9Brazil
6/14/2025, 10:27:09 PM No.507381015
would sex assault her
Anonymous ID: +w0hV1unUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:28:07 PM No.507381142
>>507376665 (OP)
Laugh and walk away. If she tries to stop me, shove her into traffic.
Anonymous ID: MEFdDEwVGermany
6/14/2025, 10:28:59 PM No.507381257
>>507377096
fpbp
Anonymous ID: ZHokNrEcGreece
6/14/2025, 10:29:56 PM No.507381378
>>507376665 (OP)
Laugh at the female "cop's" face.
Anonymous ID: aX9x0pulNetherlands
6/14/2025, 10:30:13 PM No.507381418
>>507377096
"Well I guess I'll have to frisk you"
*zip*
Careful ma'am y'er brandishing armament now
Anonymous ID: aMBwoS7bUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:32:18 PM No.507381668
>>507376665 (OP)
proactively agree to strip search
Anonymous ID: w0gfmZf0United Kingdom
6/14/2025, 10:33:36 PM No.507381835
>>507376665 (OP)
>ywn be stop and searched by an Anglo police qt while she calls you suspicious
why even live bros
Anonymous ID: MEtIuaHcBulgaria
6/14/2025, 10:38:40 PM No.507382491
>>507376665 (OP)
Who's the retard that decided it's a good idea to have a 50kg 160cm tall woman as a field police officer? How would she be able to restrain literally anyone that's being aggressive? Her only real option would be to either call backup and lock herself in her car while she waits, or get her gun out and start shooting.
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Anonymous ID: 8nr212VoRussian Federation
6/14/2025, 10:40:10 PM No.507382672
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1700987160162167_thumb.jpg
md5: 66db0a3a241430dc881eba0790667eda๐Ÿ”
>>507376665 (OP)
Replies: >>507383148 >>507383373 >>507391381
Anonymous ID: 9Keq6fyK
6/14/2025, 10:40:48 PM No.507382754
>>507376665 (OP)
Shove my US passport in her and her butt buddies faces and say fuck off
Anonymous ID: dzfRJIbmUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:41:26 PM No.507382834
>>507382491
>or get her gun out and start shooting.
Now you know the real reason. I'm not a criminal, but I am extra polite to female cops...especially if they're hot.
Replies: >>507386828
Anonymous ID: p8AUovWjUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:42:03 PM No.507382908
nashville-tn-singer-songwriter-waylon-jennings-attends-the-best-little-whorehouse-in-texas
>>507376757
good morning sir.
Flattop ID: gtoIABgMUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:43:53 PM No.507383148
>>507382672
Fucker wasn't even trying that hard and he still got away
Anonymous ID: 9Keq6fyK
6/14/2025, 10:45:31 PM No.507383373
>>507382672
>still wearing those dumb ass masks
I can just hear those cops scream "stop or we will simulate gun fire!"
Anonymous ID: QVhXqJU/United States
6/14/2025, 10:47:07 PM No.507383594
>>507376665 (OP)
Piss my pants
Anonymous ID: CK2t4GtwCanada
6/14/2025, 10:47:27 PM No.507383632
>>507376665 (OP)
Beat the shit out of her. Cuff her smash her radio and run. Women lose their being a woman privileges when they become cops or soldiers. It's ok to punch them.
Replies: >>507385275 >>507386909
Anonymous ID: 72aq1vdd
6/14/2025, 10:48:33 PM No.507383767
>>507376665 (OP)
ู„ุง ุงุณู…ุญ ู„ู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ุจุงู„ุชุญุฏุซ ู…ุนูŠ
Replies: >>507384022 >>507384621
Anonymous ID: 1tp8BJMQ
6/14/2025, 10:48:50 PM No.507383805
I'm claustrophobic i'm claustrophobic
i can't breathe
aaaa haaaa
i can't breathe
Anonymous ID: 9Keq6fyK
6/14/2025, 10:50:46 PM No.507384022
>>507383767
No. Bombing is not the answer
Anonymous ID: 2b0GskPGUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 10:54:15 PM No.507384408
>>507376665 (OP)
Some thing you do every time a woman says something to you. You give her a knuckle sandwich and tell her to shut the fuck up.
Anonymous ID: 2b0GskPGUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 10:56:01 PM No.507384621
>>507383767
Suicide bombing is illegal snackbar anon, if you want to die and blow up a concert please shoot yourself and have a loved one plant the bomb instead.
Anonymous ID: 9OAp3H5f
6/14/2025, 10:58:08 PM No.507384850
>>507376665 (OP)
Depends. One can often out run lone girl cops. On foot of course but dirt bikes are fun since a lot of these dingbat women pretending to be cops will do stupid shit like try to take the squad car down rail road tracks or places you can only go on dirtbikes or on foot.
Anonymous ID: 6q+kMUWqCanada
6/14/2025, 10:59:16 PM No.507384973
>>507376665 (OP)
Sheโ€™s absolutely adorable
Anonymous ID: 1vkvvGVBUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:59:44 PM No.507385027
>>507376665 (OP)
Rape and stab and rape and stab and rape and stab, give me gibs! Racist! Racist! give to me your gibs! Rape and stab and rape and stab.
Anonymous ID: DPlARFkJUnited States
6/14/2025, 10:59:47 PM No.507385035
>>507376665 (OP)
I pull out my CC 45, shoot her twice in the chest and once in the face. Then I record a video for tiktok dabbing over her ruined and asking why America is letting hostile agents of a foreign government operate on American soil.
Anonymous ID: aHfS+zvAUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 11:01:39 PM No.507385275
>>507383632
>Beat the shit out of her.
Only if she's unsubordinating

> Cuff her smash her radio and rape.
That's what they all are desiring at the end of a day.

Women lose their being a woman privileges when they become pigs by law or by getting fat pigs.
Whilst a leaf flagged shitskin projects things in only slightly skewed understanding of society and failure, I believe, that they can be fixed by strict regime of rape and beatings until morale improves.


> It's ok to punch them
Yes.
Anonymous ID: QbGSs2aMUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:11:35 PM No.507386419
>>507376665 (OP)
Does
>drop trow
get me arrested or just fondled?
Anonymous ID: k1lURRwFCanada
6/14/2025, 11:13:39 PM No.507386656
>>507376665 (OP)
call Bogdanoffs on her cell phone and get an apology and a handjob
Anonymous ID: QbGSs2aMUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:15:10 PM No.507386828
>>507382834
One of the hottest moments I've ever experienced in public was watching a fine blonde lady cop jump her destrier over some bushes in a river-side park. Riding pants, no helmet, hnnnnggg
Replies: >>507387173
Anonymous ID: k1lURRwFCanada
6/14/2025, 11:16:01 PM No.507386909
>>507383632
based answer. beating up unarmed ZOG "police officers" is actually feasible for the common citizen and very coolguy behavior
Anonymous ID: xU5nlEmyUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:16:31 PM No.507386964
>>507376665 (OP)
Marry
Anonymous ID: dzfRJIbmUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:18:21 PM No.507387173
>>507386828
I had a fem-cop bite her lip as I crossed the street without a shirt many years back. I regret not finding some small law to break in front of her.
Replies: >>507388183
Anonymous ID: N/0ZHzWjCanada
6/14/2025, 11:20:31 PM No.507387430
>>507376665 (OP)
Put my foot in my mouth just like the previous ten times.
Anonymous ID: /fRNsA8QDenmark
6/14/2025, 11:21:08 PM No.507387493
>>507376665 (OP)
Pillage London.
Anonymous ID: QbGSs2aMUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:26:51 PM No.507388183
>>507387173
LOL sweet.
Replies: >>507388846 >>507389918
Anonymous ID: dzfRJIbmUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:32:13 PM No.507388846
>>507388183
Some women love a hairy chest. I don't, it gets hot and gets caught in things. :*(
Replies: >>507389918
Anonymous ID: aHfS+zvAUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 11:40:42 PM No.507389918
Mat and mate gloss
Mat and mate gloss
md5: e77820e2b66550125b6ec2a9c48976e2๐Ÿ”
>>507388183
>>507388846
You are either spices or the likes, that's the average murican poster on /pol
You two incels, could do with a wank of each other, leave Blighty whores alone.


>Beat the shit out of her.
Only if she's unsubordinating

> Cuff her smash her radio and rape.
That's what they all are desiring at the end of a day.

>Women lose their being a woman privileges when they become pigs by law or by getting fat pigs.
Whilst a leaf flagged shitskin projects things in only slightly skewed understanding of society and failure, I believe, that they can be fixed by strict regime of rape and beatings until morale improves.


> It's ok to punch them
Yes.
Replies: >>507390585
Anonymous ID: dzfRJIbmUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:46:01 PM No.507390585
>>507389918
BLIMEY!
(haha homo)
Anonymous ID: isM6rKMVUnited States
6/14/2025, 11:51:30 PM No.507391251
>>507376665 (OP)
Cute, but wtf is wrong with her ear?
Joeschmoe ID: LI7DtJEq
6/14/2025, 11:52:34 PM No.507391381
>>507382672

Stoyp moyt, we only wanna posh Lbgt, Niggers, "fellow white" Piggstein thugs to handle you, and maybe then send you to (((psychiatry))) to get poisoned with toxic brain fuckery and hormone fuckery droygs or experimented on, beat on, or killed... Stoyp, where you goin moyt? You troyst us enuff?

Yeah keep your uniforms and cuffs in fantasy settings... Straight White Non Jews don't want to be controlled by neither men nor women that are jewish and not one's own property... Yeah Anons
Anonymous ID: 0e1c0vRSUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 11:55:33 PM No.507391761
>>507376665 (OP)
*Whips out phone*
Oi al ave u no that I am protectdid by the 1st amendmint and u canot stop me