/NBG/ Nothing Burger General #253449
Get in here!
Nothing is happening as usual
Post your nothings until nothing happens
Anonymous
(ID: aeIgKdbQ)
6/14/2025, 11:21:02 PM
No.507387478
>>507387765
>>507388507
hello my fellow nothinghappeners
how's your day?
Anonymous
(ID: aDXKJsNp)
6/14/2025, 11:23:15 PM
No.507387751
People acting like this is the first time two sand nigger countries in the middle east have shot at each other. Nothing ever happens.
Anonymous
(ID: 9Kwe6v2x)
6/14/2025, 11:23:23 PM
No.507387765
>>507387893
>>507387478
>how's your day?
Nothing happened, as always
Anonymous
(ID: fM8iysmH)
6/14/2025, 11:23:26 PM
No.507387777
>>507388877
>>507388911
Israel will do the most damage to Iran, Iran in retallation will do only minor. Then there will be a ceasefire.
Anonymous
(ID: H2tUWk3I)
6/14/2025, 11:25:02 PM
No.507387944
Nothing ever happens. And if anything does happen, it's fake and gay. And if it turns out it's real, it's still gay.
Anonymous
(ID: fsqf57uT)
6/14/2025, 11:25:47 PM
No.507388051
>>507388157
>>507387090 (OP)
My sources tell me something great is going to happen, in approximately 14 days.
Anonymous
(ID: vcY1pn4/)
6/14/2025, 11:28:21 PM
No.507388384
>>507389122
Even if something happens, in the primordial reality nothing will happen because life itself is nothing, in fact paradoxically the end of the world and the thermal end of the universe is simply the original nothingburger. In fact, to summarize, in all cases nothing will happen. We are nothing, we live for everything forgotten and we end up in nothing, nothing will happen forever.
Anonymous
(ID: RUh2nfTM)
6/14/2025, 11:29:25 PM
No.507388507
>>507387478
Well, nothing much happened
Anonymous
(ID: Jc6fS60i)
6/14/2025, 11:31:40 PM
No.507388771
>>507387090 (OP)
bump for nothing happening
Anonymous
(ID: dWqbKWoJ)
6/14/2025, 11:36:52 PM
No.507389422
>>507387582
Based Talking Heads enjoyer
But since nothing ever happens irl, this implies we’re living in heaven, which is very wrong
>>507387805
Did he dieded
Anonymous
(ID: dWqbKWoJ)
6/14/2025, 11:39:16 PM
No.507389733
>>507387090 (OP)
This thread should be stickied
Picrel is the only sign worth tapping
Anonymous
(ID: DnfgG+ii)
6/14/2025, 11:49:37 PM
No.507391008
>>507394760
Nothingburger murders and nothingburger protest. I'm bored
Anonymous
(ID: CdcfuHGW)
6/14/2025, 11:56:26 PM
No.507391878
>>507390228
its not a singularity, its an entropy. A negative fibonacci sequence
Anonymous
(ID: LJjgWdM1)
6/15/2025, 12:04:07 AM
No.507392775
>>507387090 (OP)
bumping this nothingburger.
Anonymous
(ID: Wl/g8kzL)
6/15/2025, 12:19:31 AM
No.507394760
>>507391008
Yeah I'm sleepy we should all go to bed
Anonymous
(ID: eX4ySdEq)
6/15/2025, 12:33:09 AM
No.507396785
>>507387090 (OP)
Head Commander of N.E.H here.
I'm here to report that nothing is happening. Over.
Anonymous
(ID: ZwBARuKM)
6/15/2025, 12:47:37 AM
No.507398898
Never forget that nothing ever happens by design
