I don't want to be nuked.

Imagine a world where Israel and Iran set aside their differences and unite to achieve a common goal: nuking Sau Paulo.

*Sao

>>507394591 (OP)
You won't

>>507394591 (OP)
Nukes are very real. They exist in real life and are a real threat. They are not an invention the government uses to control and mentally break you, like taxation and covid.

Be very afraid of 50grams of any substance rapidly breaking apart in a cascading manner and its explosion instantly evaporating you, even though you've never seen footage of a nuke that couldn't also be explained by 100 tons of TNT. It happened to Hiroshima and Nagasaki, even though all the footage after the nuke looks exactly like what the firebombing of Tokyo looked like. Be very scared, normie. Because nuclear bombs are very real, even though Jews love to make movies where nukes are the central threat and we all know Hollywood exists to psy-op and try to mentally break us and coax us into accepting a life as a slave but this doesn't mean nukes are also like that. Real! Because the Jews who wrote Oppenheimer told you the Manhattan project was real! Real, because the Jews who've been saying Iran has been weeks ago from getting a nuke since 1992 and who want to invade Iran because of weapons of mass destructio- I mean, nuclear threat, they tell you nukes are real as well! Real because the movie The Sum of All Fear, and basically every other movie from the 90s to 2000s. Nukes are real, be very afraid of them! Real, because you took college level physics and Jewberg Von Shekelstein showed you maths equations that prove they exist. Math equations on a piece of paper prove nuclear weapons exist!!!One!!!1!

Some mild sarcasm above.

>>507394591 (OP)
fortunately for u Brazil is not relevant enough to any parties to nuke you

You'll be fine. Everyone forgets the south of the equator when the bombs fly.

>southern hemisphere

what the fuck even happens down there?

>>507394591 (OP)
The only benefit of nuking South America is to get rid of South Americans, which is admittedly, a noble goal

I touch little girls on their bad parts while they sleep in their nighty. The little virgins shudder and shake and let out a moan but they likely like it

>>507397184
kys

>>507397184
I don't think that's true, boss.

>>507396641
totally correct, they are much more real than japanese pdf's from the 1940s where the squiggles would translate to something like nuclear denial punishable by getting minecrafted
it was definetly 2 planes not 50,
definetly big boom not napalm
haha so funny fictional totally non-existent

>>507397184
you really have dethroned Australia at this point

>>507394591 (OP)
Don't worry fren, we'll take the nukes for you. The whole world has hated us for a long while. It is only a matter of time for us.

>>507394591 (OP)
nukes aren't real, so you wont be nuked.
they'll just expose you to some fungus that cauterizes your mind and makes you ripe for their prowar propaganda

>>507397184
Rabbi shmuley?

>>507394591 (OP)
Don't worry bro, you can come to my house :)

>>507394591 (OP)
Dude you're in Brasil wtf you're saying are you retarded

>>507396119
nice

>>507395012
Better yet imagine a world where jews didn't exist

>>507396641
Yes the B29 with a curb keight of 32 tonnes and a maximum takeoff weight of 60 could definitely carry 100 tonnes of tnt (which would also have a volume of 100 cubic metres and be multiple times larger than the plane itself)
There was fire, so it was definitely firebombing. A 15kt blast creating a fireball several times hotter than the sun wouldn't catch a wooden city on fire

>>507399276
>imagine a world where jews didn't exist
if only someone finished his job instead of enslaving them

>>507394591 (OP)
You aren't on the list, you're good.

>>507396641
smart waffle, proud of you