What a big nothingburger. People on both sides were saying today was going to be a big day, yet the most notable thing were those 2 MN guys getting killed.

>>507402171 (OP)
>a democrat operative shooting two democrats for not being treasonous enough is a nothingburger

>>507402353
The rightoid who larped as a democrat? That's a fucking nothingburger news.

>>507402523
>he was only pretending to be a democrat for 5 years

>>507402353
they were just state nobodies, we got 5k state senators and more state representatives in this country. Nothing really happened.

>>507402171 (OP)
you...you mean the internet is fake n gay now?

>now

yes, virginia. some people still don't know.


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2. "Grey Market Hustler"
Core Traits:
• Any age, often younger 30s to 50s
• Semi-legal or off-books income: cannabis trimming, antique resale, dog breeding, handyman work
• Lives in converted vans, trailers, or live/work compounds
• Economically precarious but socially adaptable
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Uses Craigslist like an operating system
• Owns multiple phones or IDs
• Knows the pawn shop circuit
• Often deeply informed in one niche (metals, salvage, barter markets)
Cultural Vibe:
• Anarchist libertarian flavor, sometimes eco-primitivist
• Distrusts institutions but not people
• Smokes weed, maybe also does ayahuasca or AA — could go either way
Ideal Towns:
• Takilma OR, Hotchkiss CO, Truth or Consequences NM

3. "Last Rancher"
Core Traits:
• Aging rural property owners, often land-rich, cash-poor
• Stoic, survivalist-oriented, often still working into their 70s
• Deeply connected to place and local ecology
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Keeps animals (goats, chickens, maybe a horse)
• Drives 20-year-old 4WD
• May run small egg or meat CSA out of their back pasture
• Writes letters, not emails
Cultural Vibe:
• Rooted, proud, slow to trust outsiders
• Political views vary wildly, but nearly always anti-corporate
• Believes in earning respect through action
Ideal Towns:
• Outskirts of Delta CO, Bonanza OR, Huerfano County CO

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>>507403519
4. "DIY Desert Witch"
Core Traits:
• Female-leaning, 25–60
• Post-burnout artists, healers, and herbalists
• Often queer- or femme-inclusive, but very anti-woo exploitation
• Lives in adobes, school buses, or small community land holdings
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Wildcrafting, tarot, fiber arts, communal kitchens
• Anti-tech but very online (weird paradox)
• Hosts or attends solstice gatherings, grief circles, and tea rites
Cultural Vibe:
• Decolonial + Appalachian + cosmic in a dirt-covered way
• Mutual aid-oriented, trauma-literate
• Doesn’t trust utopians, but believes in collective care
Ideal Towns:
• Arivaca AZ, Mountainair NM, Langlois OR

5. "Left Behind Tech Nomad"
Core Traits:
• Former coder, designer, or content worker
• Burned out from Silicon Valley or urban gentrified zones
• Lives in a van, tiny home, or cheap Airbnb rotation
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Uses satellite internet and portable solar
• Has 3 half-finished side projects, 1 burnout recovery journal
• May be trans, neurodivergent, or both
Cultural Vibe:
• Deeply introspective, ethically obsessed
• Hates hustle culture but still hustling
• Trying to build something pure from the ashes
Ideal Towns:
• Talent OR, Trinidad CO, Bisbee AZ

6. "Tribal Analog"
Core Traits:
• Seeks intentional family or friendship circles (but not cults)
• Lives intergenerationally when possible
• Raised religious, often left or revised it
• May be homeschooling or community schooling
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Group meals, tool-sharing, CSA workdays
• Has one car for 5 people
• DIY medicine, folkways, seasonal celebrations
Cultural Vibe:
• Traditional without authoritarianism
• Anti-consumerist but still clean and organized
• Balanced chaos: toddlers and guitars and solar dehydrators
Ideal Towns:
• Applegate OR, Yellow Springs OH, Taos outskirts NM

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>>507403127
This. Let me know when something happens.

>>507403670
7. "Busted Bohemian"
Core Traits:
• Former artist/musician now broke and proud
• Spends $5 at thrift stores, not $50 at Whole Foods
• Lives in garage apartments, sheds, converted motel rooms
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Plays guitar or paints, doesn’t sell much
• Bikes everywhere or has a single decrepit car
• Volunteered at local food bank once and stayed for 3 years
Cultural Vibe:
• Genuine, sweet, mildly depressive but funny
• Knows how to make joy out of salvage
• Wishes they had dental care, but jokes about it
Ideal Towns:
• Greenfield MA, Maryville MO, Cave Junction OR

8. "Slow Growth Prepper"
Core Traits:
• Rural pragmatists who don’t trust things to stay stable
• Often veterans, former suburbanites, or low-key LDS
• Doesn’t want the apocalypse, just a good root cellar
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Keeps chickens, radios, tools, solar lights, and water stores
• Garden is 40% food, 60% medicine
• Might also teach community college welding or auto repair
Cultural Vibe:
• Very grounded. Thinks ESG is a scam but so is Bitcoin
• Enjoys country life, avoids drama, likes practical neighbors
• Will help you fix your car but not your soul
Ideal Towns:
• Montrose CO outskirts, Bonner’s Ferry ID, Southern OR valleys
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