Thread 507404286

why are metal straws memed on so often? plastic straws are another vector of microplastics in your system.

if you drink anything that needs a straw you're a fat amerigolem

>>507404286 (OP)
Metal straws are too powerful.
>They're going to have to ban them,

>>507404286 (OP)
imagine walking along with a metal sippy straw, you trip and it punches a neat hole out of your neck

>>507404286 (OP)
my straw is made out of copper

>>507404286 (OP)
if a woman sees a man drinking from a straw they instantly think "hes a faggot"

>>507404286 (OP)
trace amounts of lead during the manufacturing process of stainless steel using chromium, iron, carbon fusion and then forge welded seam.

really the only issue is the trace amounts of lead that eventually eats your intelligence and short term memory, eventually long term memory disappears too.

>>507404286 (OP)
Sipping from straw = candyass behavior

>>507404286 (OP)
Why the fuck would you ever need a straw you retarded nigger
Are you 3 years old?

They can be a brutal weapon, excellent undercover martial arts gear right here.

>>507404286 (OP)
U can sip from my pork straw gayboi

>has to get out his little scrub to scratch away at leftover bio material every time
ok bitch, you can be straw cleaner if you want

>>507404286 (OP)
I imagine they’ll be dangerous if they catch on.
Environmentally friendly ones grow from the ground. They’re probably not so healthy either.

>>507404286 (OP)
>straws
>"oh hey goy, lemme just put a tiny pp in my mouth.."

JEWS EVERYONE

>>507405069
any dishwashing set comes with a pipe scrubber for nooks and crannies. I hope you never feed anyone with your crusty ass bioweapon utensils

>>507404286 (OP)
steel straws contain chromium, which leaches especially if you drink anything acidic like orange juice, or soda.
>>507404617
copper toxicity is also common in people that use copper pots. it has antibacterial properties which is not good for you as you'd think

everything you use will have an effect on your biology unless you use something like glass, which is not practical sadly.

So as a man i can never enjoy:
Smoothies
Milkshakes
Slushies

That's some horseshit.

>>507404286 (OP)
Juts drink from the cup directly if straws are a concern

>>507405366
washing machine
you'll go in too after i fuck your butthole if you keep it up with your pedantic scrubbing

>>507405646
>GOY
>I LITERALLY AM INCAPABLE
>OF EMBIBING ANY FLUID WHATSOVER
>UNLESS FIRST
>I SLURP IT UP THROUGH A PENIS SHAPED DELIVERY SYSTEM

jews
everyone

>>507405540
>not practical
Then why does Walmart sell them in multiple colors

>>507405998
Picrel

>>507404383
Sodas from fast food places need straws, the ice is too small to drink them without one. Milkshakes also need to be drank with a straw or you make a mess.

>>507404383

If you spend enough time on a long car trip straws prevent a lot of unnecessary spills, but if you were raised in some tiny ass european country small enough to spit across I can see how you might not have ever found them useful.

>can't use plastic straws because of microplastics
>can't use metal straws because of residual chemicals
>can't use paper straws because the government banned them
cool
guess I'll just be dehydrated

>>507405927
Listen faggot, I'd like to see you drink any of those listed without a straw.

>>507404286 (OP)
because the main use cases for straws are when you're out and about and want a disposable cup with a lid

>>507405646
no, you can with those sip cap lids they use for coffee
it's actually sitting there in plain sight, people are just too stupid to do away with straws and move to the sip lid, just make them in a circular shape for homoslush drinkers

forgot pic

>>507404286 (OP)
Straws are for women and faggots.

>>507405540

Seems like some ceramics would be a good option.

>>507404286 (OP)
Drinking through straws is homo.

>>507404286 (OP)
I only drink soda through a straw because I'm paranoid about it touching my teeth for even a second. Yes I know it would be better to just not drink soda but I occasional do

>>507404383
the straw allows you to have a lid on the cup, which minimized spills and perhaps more importantly keeps things like dust or hair out of the cup

alternately you can have a lid with a sipping hole, but those risk the lid popping off while you're drinking

>>507406268
Glass straws should be fine

>>507406358
different drinks tastes objectively different based on how they're drank. It's why you don't slurp beer through a straw, or drink wine in sips. It has to do with aeration.

>>507406397
For sodas sure. I'd like to see anyone try and drink a fucking milkshake or slushie through one of those.

>>507404383
This. Just crush your drinks open with your head and then drink let the it waterfall into your mouth.

>>507404286 (OP)
>sucking
no thanks lmao

>>507404286 (OP)
how many milkshakes do you lard asses drink you actually spend time thinking about what straw you use?

>>507406487
doesn't work great for light and disposable lids as they have a risk of popping off when you're drinking
fine for reusable cups/lids that screw on, though

>>507407226
i laughed at the thought of some fatty dropping his slushy all over his gut in his tee too small for him
i really couldn't care less lol

>>507405540
99.99 silver ftw

>>507406246
>the ice

He's a eurocuck. Ice in a drink is considered an unimaginable luxury in his third world hellhole.

>>507404286 (OP)
>He wants Hexavalent Chrome instead of Micro plastics
NGMI

>>507407532
why? is silver selectively antibacterial?

>>507404286 (OP)
>plastic straws are another vector of microplastics in your system.
no they're not, I've reused the same straw as a pipette for germinating seeds for years now and its still exactly the same mass

>>507407671
Yes. It may have some cosmetic side effects though.

>>507404885
>trace amounts of lead during the manufacturing process of stainless steel using chromium, iron, carbon fusion and then forge welded seam.
>really the only issue is the trace amounts of lead that eventually eats your intelligence and short term memory, eventually long term memory disappears too.
you should be a tremling extra on the big bang show a shivering cunts who's scared of his own refection. You can't be swedist you must be some subhuman like a hindoo or moslim

metal straws mentioned

>>507407906
Incorrect.

>>507406309
>doesn't know how to not use a straw

see
>>507405927

>>507406742
>>507406253
>>507406246
Fatty cope

>>507406067
are those crack pipes?

if you are a man over 15 that drinks out of straws you need to kys

>>507408670
sexy child

>>507409485
Meth pipes.
Yes.

>>507404286 (OP)
Metal straws are literally dangerous. I would never use it.

>>507407565
Why do you americans not know that this obsession with ice is tied to yous being perpetually dehydrated

Why are straws even a thing? Drinking is not difficult.

>>507410544
>Ice dehydrates you
Explain

>>507404286 (OP)
>Nobody talks about China destroying 1/3 of the coral reefs in ten years but they focus on straws for muh sea turrrtles

>>507410672
>stems from
sorry anon

>>507404529
I've heard of freak cases of this happening and it's terrifying, but how is it any different from cutlery? There's bound to be cases of people falling with knives/forks/etc and impaling themselves, losing eyes etc but nobody worries about that..

Ice makes you dehydrated is the new stupidest thing I've read on 4chan this weekend. Unlikely to be topped tonight or tomorrow. Thanks, fren.

>>507411080
American women are obsessed with the stuff and are extremely salty tasting. Explain

>>507406742
>cups
I drink straight out of bottles

>>507410990
>but how is it any different from cutlery?
uhhh, anon... a fork has multiple prongs with flat sections that don't pierce, while a straw is a giant needle

Just stop using straws. Your ancestors didn't use straws.

>>507410672
A McDonald's cup that's 3/4 full of ice is not as hydrating as a cup 100% full of liquid. A couple ice cubes is fine. The meme that all Americans fill their cups with mostly ice isn't true.

>>507404286 (OP)
>straws
i'm not a child so i don't use straws to drink liquids.

>>507411414
Using a straw is literal faggotry. Drinking through a straw is mechanically the same as sucking dick.

>>507404286 (OP)
Thank you for exposing yourself to ridicule over your straw sipping faggotry but I applaud your vigilance over microplastic intake. Do you have any journal papers regarding the topic of microplastics or are you just going off jewtube videos? I am being serious it is a massive issue nobody is addressing I wish ALL food wasn't wrapped in fucking plastic when glass and stainless steel are perfect and infinitely reusable. Climate hoax niggers should want to eliminate all possible sources of single use plastic but they don't actually care.

>>507411241
The explanation is that you are retarded. Thank you for being retarded.

>>507411414
but they could have, breaking a coconut on the floor and letting much of the water spill is inefficient
a whittled out straw made out of someone else's ancestors bones would have been better

>>507404529
That's how I assassinated the president of Paraguay.

>>507411600
Self-checked
>ID: x0ZH+IDE
(Oz - HIDE) read as: Aussie Hide - This is a extreme warning sign, I am going to prepare to evacuate the city immediately.

>>507404286 (OP)
Why do you need a straw are you that lazy?

>>507404286 (OP)
>Metal straws
Cannulated instrumentation is fucking turbo cancer to deal with in medicine, the concept of giving that type of shit to the general public to drink from would be disastrous.

If you knew about the UofMichigan hospital investigation on cannulated stuff being dirty despite being cleaned properly (trust me the niggers they hire there don't, Ann Arbor is a cancer) you'd be scared of offering anything to normal retarded people something cannulated that can grow bacteria, be stained internally, or be a vector for disease in other ways.

I'd be fucking fine with metal stars that don't leech their own shit because I know better but modern women and negros would never get that shit cleaned properly because it takes a bit of time and effort, then those fucks would end up visiting our asses at the hospital because of it.
Drink from the damn cup/glass and skip this non-sense.

>>507409408
I like how the one Jew character in the show was also made a literal satanist

>>507404286 (OP)
I like metal straws and I don't see anyone talk about them ever