Thread 507405933

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>>507405933 (OP)
is it the women and niggers?
or how few of them there are?

What an absolutely homosexual military. I think I'm gonna throw up. Those flaccid, out of sync strides, those women, those shitskins, those faggots. Holy hell.

>>507405933 (OP)
I thought you had to blouse boots for parade?

250 years of winning

>>507405933 (OP)
jesus christ the chink women march better

>>507405933 (OP)
>VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
assholes

>>507405933 (OP)
this is pathetic, someone put a side by side this with hitlers parade

why did they do this shit annoying assholes!

>>507405933 (OP)
>viewer discretion advised
Thanks for the heads up. I don't want to look at homosexual zogbots who march like they just shit their diaper

>>507405933 (OP)
How do you fool the spam list to post this?
I get your post is a spam if I type long haha

>>507405933 (OP)
FEARSOME!

I'M AFRAID!

PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES WORLD LEADERS! BEHOLD OUR MIGHT!!

Trump has literally no support anymore

>>507406711
True.

>i aint skeert

this was to justify the draft btw...

:(

>>507405933 (OP)
Demoralization in the back
Inclusivity in the front
Kek

>>507405933 (OP)
Whats the role of the fat bitch in the line? Distracting the enemies with her ass claps??

>>507405933 (OP)
Nazi Germany lost to this btw

>>507408151
genuinely surprised at how bad the turnout was. they'd usually at least pay seat fillers

>>507405933 (OP)
Didn't know the boy scouts continued into adulthood

>>507405933 (OP)
Such low energy marching, what the fuck is wrong with American troops?

EAT SHIT ORANGE HITLER!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

YOU`RE FUCKING NEXT YOU ORANGE FAGGOT!!

CANT RUN FOREVER FROM YOUR PEDOPHILES FRIENDS!!

>>507408232
America has the worst logos for their armed forces etc. Looks like company logos.

>>507405933 (OP)
>Viewer Discretion Advised
Too late, I already asphyxiated from laughing so much

>>507408178
Jesus christ, compare this to that shit of america, Xi is laugjing his ass off (Putin as well)

>>507408241
The bitch has massive rack. Big tits.

>>507406554
Heat cat trumps ceremony.
Safety first.

LMAO AMERICA IS PATHETIC

Meanwhile in China...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nbBzJ6BCQMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyPt1GtntsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKOvHA9RN4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhkSoXQj9T8

>>507408178
tbf its no wonder they are so good at marching considering not a single one of them has ever seen a single day of action

>>507409267
>action
Driving humvees to schoolyards to shoot children while dodging PVC bombs in a land you invaded isn't "action", Rajesh

>>507408280
>Nazi Germany lost to this btw
Nazi Germany lost this THIS, not whatever this shit is. THIS is the result of winning the war instead of the Nazis.

imagine joining the army lol

>>507405933 (OP)

This parade sucks!!!

>>507405933 (OP)
she's holding in her laugh so hard

the parade was sponsored by coinbase LMAO

Is ahah spam the gayest cringiest threads on the site?

yes

Go through the archive, literally every hahaha is the gayest post you will find

>>507405933 (OP)
>>507408178
Holy shit.

>birthday
wouldn't it be an anniversary? I mean, oh fuck this

>>507405933 (OP)
Viewer discretion is more definitely advised

>>507405933 (OP)
the MILF on the right is trying hard not to laugh. seems like some or most of the marching was intentionally sabotaged as fuck you to Trump. Either for his past comments about the military or veterans. Humiliation ritual nonetheless.

>>507408298
people are pretty tired right now. Maybe in a couple years if things turn around.

>>507409267
To win without fighting is the greatest victory

>>507408178
beautiful

>>507405933 (OP)
> laughing at your own country
Pathetic

>>507405933 (OP)
You gotta be shitting me lmfao

>>507409233
it was chili today
hot tamale

>>507408648
i wonder why that is...

>trigger alert
>you may see an american flag
>viewer discretion advised

We are done as a nation unless we start sending journalists to gitmo, after a fair military tribunal.

>>507405933 (OP)
Why do they walk like they have sticks up their asses?

>>507410588
>unless
There is no unless. Everything from this point on is simply cope.

>>507405933 (OP)
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI

>>507410654
there is a stick in there that regulates stepsl if rusniggers had not taken theirs out and replaced it with kremlin issued dildoes that woukd have made kiev inside two weeks for real

>>507405933 (OP)
Think its going fine. Its a more casual parade than that of some other countries, but thats fine too.

>>507405933 (OP)
Why everybody laughing? I thought it was a nice parade, America never gets to have parades except for faggot sodomy festivals.

>>507405933 (OP)
>normal video
>retarded use of ctrl+v
???
ok?

>>507405933 (OP)
I thought military marching was supposed to be dozens upon dozens of not hundreds of soldiers marching in unison. Not 11 people in a half hazard formation with the guy in the rear getting face smacked by the flag.

>>507405933 (OP)
Americans are always making me proud to be Polish. Thank you so much <3

>>507405933 (OP)

> 4chan fatties who can't walk to the fridge without their asthma inhaler talking smack

Okay Pork chop.

>>507405933 (OP)
>>507409527
Russia, China, and Iran are losing to this lmfao

>>507411063
Damn you noticers

>>507406787
Yeah, that's kinda absurd.
Can't hate American media enough.

>>507411276
Drone operator's seats have armrests....

>>507408178
>trip once, famiry shot
>out of step, famiry shot
>head 5 degrees off angle, famiry shot
>be 6mm too tall/short, famiry shot
>slightest visible stain on uniform (to be provided by you, out of pocket), famiry shot
Gee whiz

>>507411058
we too lazy to walk down a street anon lol, give us a break. Too much work, I'd rather be inside watching Netflix and playing bideogames while eating Takis.

>>507410904
>except for faggot sodomy festivals.
That is basically what this was as well.

>>507411058
Most of them are probably off packing for when Iran "unexpectedly" inflicts casualties in one of our Iraqi bases.

>>507405933 (OP)
I thought recruitment numbers were up.. doesn't appear so if they had to get 50 year old lady to march

>>507408972
even north korea has better parades than jewSA

>>507405933 (OP)
>viewer discretion advised
>for a fucking parade
The absolute state of "journalists".

>>507405933 (OP)
Why do they walk like they just got fucked up the butt

>>507413169
Elaborate. How do you walk when you've been assfucked, Mr. Expert?

What FOX affiliate was this?
Who the fuck puts a viewer discresion adviser on a military parade?

They dont even put that on faggot parades

>>507406711
their families will be killed if they don't.

>>507405933 (OP)
Damn, burgers, your soldiers look tired and disinterested.

>>507405933 (OP)
>>507408178
I'm fairly certain that with all the recent outcry against "fascist military suppression of minorities in L.A.", some P.R. person made the decision not to have too much goose-stepping in this parade and to keep it business casual

>>507413306
There was a 25% Trump would shart himself on live video again.

>>507413115
THERE IS AN AMERICAN FLAG ON THE SCREEN FUCKER, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TRIGGERING THAT CAN BE FOR BLACK BIPOC AND SOCIALIST PEOPLE YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK!???

>>507413115
>>507413474
It's for the guns. Guns are scary.

>>507411276
You don't win wars by being competent. You win wars by less incompetent than your enemies.

>>507405933 (OP)
>>507408178
can we get a side-by-side webm of chinks vs mutts marching? for rageb8ing purposes

>>507405933 (OP)
Glory to russia and China!! Fuck America and the west!

>>507413774
why? no bully

HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>507408178
This is fucking embarrassing (for us not the chinks). What a fucking joke

>>507411167
A lot of us work out religiously you stupid kike

>>507414131
yes bully

>>507414515
>A lot of us work out religiously
May I see the numbers?

who can learn to walk better, the MIGHTIEST military on Earth (supposedly) or literal children who are also playing musical instruments?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcD1h0VP_OI

fucking embarrassing

>>507405933 (OP)
This looks like my highschool gym class doing laps

>>507414667
> and more
lol

>>507405933 (OP)
did they round up some radons who never walked before?
this is was carjew does to you, america
you can't into parade

>>507410904
not everyone in America is "invited to the cookout" anon

>>507408241
They arrange them by height, she is a fuckin unit.

>>507408178
I think Norks trump all

>>507415157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDv0ZG0AFDw&t=114s
We COULD march back in the 90's but I guess it's a lost art now lmao

>>507405933 (OP)
Goosestep not allowed. All it is is the cuck walk.

>>507410904
>Why everybody laughing?
They filled it with sodomites and niggers. I saw some shot of a group of Civil War era uniformed cavalry and it was all women and niggers. It's insane.

>>507408178
Holy MOGGED. Now this is a parade.

>>507408178
Yanks are fucked lmao.

>>507405933 (OP)
Imagine if they were allowed to chew gum on parade.

>>507406711
>no you can't field march in combat attire you have to do a can-can routine in pretty white dress robes!!!!
this is why you faggots lost both world wars

>>507414515
Trust me, little faggot.
It's not helping you.

>>507409527
You’re missing like 100 dead soviets in your image but yeah

>>507412888
trips of truth

Women look so ridiculous in military uniforms. They're impossible to take seriously.

>>507414439
I am now learning Chinese

>>507405933 (OP)
This is the saddest parade I’ve ever seen.

>>507405933 (OP)
why would they do this in combat fatigues and not parade dress, or shit, even service uniform? looks like shit lel.

Fucking grim

>>507408178
Straight up art.

>nobody mentioning how shitty their sleeves are
Looks like fucking pyjamas

>>507415807
Must be the Anglo blood admixture, I don't blame you for thinking that.

>>507411167
>projecting

>>507415807
Back in the day they would take them to a tailor and get them fitted properly. Sexy as fug

When was the last time Po(o)land came out decently in a conflict? Was Europe even Christian that far back?

>>507409527
Nazis lost to themselves, multiple generals and commie turn coats, not to mention the FUCKING HEAD OF GERMAN INTELLIGENCE were working AGAINST Hitler.

They sabotaged supply lines, they delayed winter equipment in '41, they drew out the eastern offensive by dividing attack lines and they undermined german defense on D-Day.
>Read Hitler's Revolution by Tedor

We didn't win the war, the Germans defeated themselves.

>>507416011
Nobody does parades in dress uniforms dummy. Its like a 4 hour ordeal and can be hot as fuck.

>>507408178
That’s cool. That’s how armies are supposed to march. We won’t do it because it “looks like nazis”. Modern western culture is just trying to not be nazis

>>507406231
USA march is awful

>>507416619
i don't care some of those fatties could lose a pound or three

>>507405933 (OP)
Lmao

>driving tanks on civilian asphalt
Oh nonono. They're going tear up the street. Ft Hood's main street couldn't survive that shit when I was in.

>>507416523
Feel free to surrender yourself over to some muscly German top if you need to, but don't include the rest of us in your fantasy.

>>507416523
>We
Yanks did fuck all in the European theatre anyway.

>>507416517
When polish mercs got thier asses kicked in Haiti the survivors ended up being sold for 30$/head to the UK as cannon fodder.

every marching video in this thread is pure cinema
I don't care where they come from

>>507406322
Never thought the us army was this shitty... Retards and fags would say this is Facism, I have seen Fascist armies and this are not.

Is the funny part that they aren't goosestepping? I don't get it.

Were you all expecting a dictator's parade? This is clearly a celebratory parade with focus on history.

>>507416649
>That’s how armies are supposed to march.
Technically you want to march through the city gates in victory, tired, ragged but basking in glory.
Joe Chinaman would not understand, he's only successful at killing Also Joe Chinaman.

>>507406711
>>507408178
>>507409246
>>507412964
>>507414390
>>507414439
>>507415350
>>507415807
>>507415982
the chinks look but but the norks do full on old skool goosetepping
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nWPvUZ1uRbM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X-_Qs4OYSZs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jHJOTnusuYU
slow-mo HD footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMLtkp4AFkc

Which style do you prefer overall, China or North Korea?

>>507409267
>tbf its no wonder they are so good at marching considering not a single one of them has ever seen a single day of action
>send the biggest baddest marines to vietnam
>get obliterated by farmers, women, and children
>go home
>cry
>kill self en masse
>repeat this into afghanistan
>suicide rate skyrockets
american action fucking LMAO

>>507408178
Be me watching Mexican military parade, there are some invited army delegations.
China ok that's nice
Russia pretty good
Bolivia also pretty nice
USA........
I haven't felt so much cringe in my life, is like somebody that haven't walked in their life told them that was ok

>>507405933 (OP)
This country is a goddamn joke

>>507408178
That sort of drill hasn't been a standard part of military practice in the US in generations. It's pretty but it's worthless.
Mighty as well be a cheerleading routine.

No I'm not coping or seething, it's the absolute truth. No one should be shocked that Americans can't march like that because it takes hours and hours of drilling to be able to march like that and that sort of training hasn't been a priority since WW2.

>>507417170
even children playing instruments managed to march 5x better
>>507414680

>>507408280
More like the soviets, but ok

this is how I walk when I've eaten way too much spicy stuff the night before and drank my morning coffee

>>507405933 (OP)
>Marching isn't even in sync
lmao

>>507417355
You're a memeflag, whatever you say is disingenuous poison and not to be taken seriously under any circumstance..

>>507416207
they're hot

>>507405933 (OP)
That guy at the front is how I walk when i've held a poo in for too long and it's started to come out and have to get to the toilet without making any sudden movements so I don't shit myself

This is some african tier parade stuff you can't make this up
Why dont they fight like those pakis and indians doing their whole dances to each other at least

>>507409246
>>507414667
1/3 of Chinese youth reporting for PLA indoctrination are fatties.

>>507416619
you made me curious and i looked and even the shitskins to your south do it better lol.

>>507409472
uh huh

>>507413388
>>507416649
>>507417309
I'm glad there are no wars these days, so we don't need to demonstrate our martial culture.

>>507408279
She caught my attention

>>507417653
There are 1,4B chinks. It doesn't matter.

>>507405933 (OP)
This is the real reason why Trump was mad about the Iran bombings. He can't have his nice parade on his birthday because he needs to have troops on standby to protect Israel from the remaining 15 Hezbollah soldiers.

>>507415565
Are you genuinely retarded? Holy fuck

>>507417595
yes

>>507405933 (OP)
The whole thing including Trumps speech gave me late stage Soviet Union feelings

>>507417935
how can you even compare that clownshow with the Soviet Union

>>507417535
>coming from that flag
jej
the only less credible ones would have been america and israel

>>507408442
They know the USA died years ago and they're supporting a degenerate corrupt regime that isn't even American.

>>507416649
>We won’t do it because it “looks like nazis”.
We won't do it because spending dozens of hours a week practicing how to walk like a retard instead of doing actual training and equipment maintenance is a waste of time.

Marching is a holdover from Napoleonic warfare.
Asians still do it because their militaries are cargo cults built in imitation of 20th century Western militaries.

>>507405933 (OP)
clueless bait

the fucking desert storm coming back parade was better than this shitshow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_ddF8IQGA

>>507405933 (OP)
That isn’t even the worst of it. Those soldiers were so sloppy. Embarrassing really lol

>>507406410
Russia can't even hold parades without shutting down half's the country's internet because of drones.

>>507408178
BRUTAL MOGGING

>>507405933 (OP)
>We trained them wrong, as a joke

Seriously who the fuck doesn't want to see the US military get spanked in a conflict? African rebel warlords with techincals with AA guns as the highest tech unlocked in the tree could embaress this faggot force.

>>507408178
Typical bug behavior. Western solders thinks for themselves while chinks have that hive mentality.

>>507418255
>We won't do it because spending dozens of hours a week practicing how to walk
Some of those troops were fat as fuck. The 101st Brap Hog division should spend more time walking.

>>507405933 (OP)
Jewed and circumcised nation
>>507408178
Unjewed and uncircumcised nation
>Reminder that Judaism is banned in China

>>507405933 (OP)
UOHH HAG SEXO ToT

>>507417309
You do need uniformity in the Armed Forces, however.

I think Trump does understand that we don't need Transsexuals chopping off their penises in the service.

>>507409527
you started ww2 as hitlers allies when you invaded poland with hitler you've been brainwashed

>>507416926
We should have literally done fuck all because all of you brits would be doing better right now if you did speak german.

>>507408442
nothing American about provincial zogling troops fake marching for ZOG ECONOMIC ZONE - WESTERN CONTINENT PROVINCE (ZEZWCP)

>>507417935
nah the soviets had style, even while falling, there were tanks rolling up over the kremlin and red square

>>507405933 (OP)
Back to discord tranny

I laughed but this also represents America in a pretty good way. They clearly aren't into this kind of thing.

>>507409798
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABABABABAHAHHA mutt America is so finished and deformed.

>>507413169
Because they just did get fucked in the butt?

>>507408178
We break things and kill people. Not practice parade marching.

>12 people
lol

>>507417806
Wow cute, where is that from?

>>507408241
At least the dyke looks proud to be there

>>507417170
>Were you all expecting a dictator's parade?
Yes, they were. They have been hyping trump up as some kind of king or dictator, as such you'd expect to see every tank we own driving down the road.
This was a very good military history parade for the celebration of the birthday of the army. it was good. Sure, there were some chubby soldiers, maybe not the best and brightest, but at the same time...
With what's going on in the world, would it be smart to have ALL the best of the best military personal and equipment driving down Mainstreet of the capital city.

>>507408178
>>507405933 (OP)
honestly why do you need meatbags for war?
it'll just be drone vs drone
now you dont even have to pilot them, they're just controlled by AI
and the factory can be run by ai and have robots build the shitty plastic drones and attach payloads to them

NK do mog everyone else
https://youtu.be/xoCjUrVAFG0?si=yQY8hgmYcUOtAjOx

>>507405933 (OP)
>the gayest parade I ever seem
impressive

>>507405933 (OP)
>aww man this sucks and my diaper is full

>>507408241
>women in the flanks

>>507411546
Yes. And?

>>507419024
Cope

>>507406787
wtf is that supposed to be a trigger warning to or something

>>507416649
>Modern western culture is just trying to not be nazis
In a nutshell.

>>507419308
Honestly, international drone dogfighting should be a sanctioned sport. Give the military their own olympics.

HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>507417637
It should be more dramatic it lacked louder music, more vehicles and aircraft. The 'Nam part was pretty cash though.

>>507408178
Absolut Kino.

>>507405933 (OP)
The Chinese troops had a band. Do the US ones? No speakers don't count.

I think the reason for the difference is the level of control TV producers have over the parade vs traditional military parade organizers.

>>507419463
crowd size was small. people got scared off by the no kangz brown and black people and rain. simple as. It was admittedly very small. And the crowd was probably mostly family and friends of the soldiers.

do the ss marching gif side by side the americans marching

>>507417309
Yet nurses had no problem doing choreographed dance routines during a supposed pandemic.

>>507413774
>>507419599
Anonymous delivers.

Sorry for bad marching. Too busy doing constant validation exercises, gunner tables, and CTC rotations. You know, actual maneuver warfare related stuff.

>>507418661
What Americans were there?

>>507418534
All modern armies of any quality are measured by their resemblance to the army of Frederick the Great, who was White and led Whites.

>>507417355
I was in the marching band. We practiced marching more than we practiced playing music.
Knowing how to march with precision doesn't make you better able to kill people.

>>507419024
if you can't even do a kino parade, you probably can't handle much more than that either (demonstrably, see: Houthis)

>>507419738
They all were doing that, instead of working every minute of 18h shifts? Because you saw 11 webms reposted 18 thousand times?
What a fucking retard.

>>507405933 (OP)
This looks ridiculous and the burger parade was some gay dystopian shit sponsored by Coinbase and Palantir but if parade aesthetics were the ultimate measure of a country's army capabilities then the Russians should've already steamrolled everyone up to the Rhine.

>>507419984
2 more weeks

>>507405933 (OP)
I make fun of mutts but this is just sad.. Are the memes real, is America this dead?

>>507408178
literally day and night, it's so joever for merimutts lol

>>507405933 (OP)
>>507408178
MOGGED

>>507419241
with what's going on in the world, would it be smart to waste tax payer dollars on a parade that no one wanted? soldiers marching don't want to be there, attendance was sparse, Trump didn't say anything invigorating or hopeful that honored the occasion, and now the troops also get to see how little everyone cared.

what a waste.

>>507405933 (OP)
Well, Washington DC is full of homosexuals and foreign lobbyists... why would they go to an army parade. Republican voters who go to dc are tossed in prison

>>507405933 (OP)
This country is gay because we aren't allowed to compete with the Chinese since it would be Kinglike Behavior of An Authoritarian Regime. So it is what it is pretty lame but the rest of the party was pretty okay.

>>507417806
Nothing better in this world than hot chinky girls with big tiddies.

>>507405933 (OP)
jesus christ that is bad

>>507406322
When you're entire MO has been warheads on foreheads for the last 50 years, you tend to end up filling trenches with limpwristed homosexuals.

>>507406322
> be a fatass
> be unable to get off the couch
> feel superior to random people
Classic 4chimp.

The west is ripe for a takeover. Our enemies do not have to lift a finger.

>>507419902
No, But its a prove that you can Coordinate a Corps D'Arme in the french way of napoleonic warfare, Since all marching was done to fight in the battles of the 17-19 centuries
Closed Tight Ranks and dicipline
Thats what marching means, its a Military Tradition

>>507408178
This shit is fucking insane after just watching clips of america’s shitshow.

>>507405933 (OP)
This thread feels like America is explaining mid-sex why it can't get an erection

>>507419020
That picture is funny, I laughed

>>507410904
People like you would accept eating fucking pure shit, if you not eaten for week. People like me would fight for the right for a fucking decent meal.

>>507408178
You can cope and sneed about how practical this is but the fact is that the US got mogged.

>>507410904
I didn't watch the parade but maybe growing up seeing the Canadian army I think the bar is set too low. A few blind people walking around in uniform may seem too cool for an average Canadian.

>>507415807
I think their uniform should be a cute top and a short skirt

>>507420368
"Appear weak when you are strong" - The Art of America by General Wa Shing Tong

>>507417309
It should have been a priority since this was our first big military parade in decades. People around the world were watching and the sloppy ass marching was embarrassing. Hopefully we'll have another for the Navy & Marines to make up for this cringeworthy display.

>>507408178
i can hear the hell march music in my head when i watch this

>>507420583
It only works because every single chink looks exactly the same.

>>507420405
I don't even see a single copepost in here except for the Gen Z new paradigm where trying to provide any context or info at all is spun as cope.

>>507420830
>is against ethnic homogeneity
kike

>>507419463
he probably wanted it to be bigger, but didn't realize you need a proper parade ground to roll a bunch of tanks and missiles down.

>>507405933 (OP)
BY THE CENTER QUICK MARCH

>>507405933 (OP)
>sissy march
they march like they have a dildo up their asses

>>507413774
sorry what do you expect? it's normal that china military is all china men, you will seen blacks and women or spics in china.

>>507419599
and this is the 250th anniversary celebration not just some random weekend march

Not as bad as the Ukranny at least

I hesitate to even make fun of it. It's over.

>>507417806
With shitty kit and no combat experience. They got BTFO on a peacekeeping mission.

>>507420256
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY COCKKKKKKKKKKKKK IT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSS
GIB PLS

>>507420256
sexo

>>507418255
but you lose most wars that you fight because your morale gets crushed and you pack up and leave, if you had a more martial spirit maybe you would be able to outlast your enemies for once.

>>507420830
Bro, other countries have military parades too. We have one each year and it looks better than yours.
Like it's not rocket science, I was taught how to march in high-school.

>>507405933 (OP)
oh no. me so scared.

>>507408280
Didn’t every american wear a suit back then? Like the entire country was uniform and disciplined.

>>507421104
It was worse desu. Worse than the most corrupt frozen ex-soviet shithole nobody could place on a map before 2015.
This is a very sad day tbf. Even i feel sad.

>>507418422
At least they have them, compared to whatever the fuck this was kekek

My old shitty grade 5 pipe bands could keep time better than this

>>507409246
>>507408178
>>507414439
>>507417212
>>507419599
How is this Chinese culture? Why are armies across the world all globohomo, rootless and the same looking?

>>507421104
Get a load of this faggot competing for last place. MAGA AHAHAHAHAHA

>>507405933 (OP)
what’s the problem? at least these ones are walking 99% in lockstep

>>507421327
and the fact like the united states march cost around 45-70 million dollars is insane, you cant literally make this shit up
You can make an entire military movie whit that budget

>>507421451
The only culture existing is western culture. Every leader from every nation wears an european suit.

>>507405933 (OP)
>spends $45 million on a parade to show off his military and look tough
>looks gayer than ever before
kek

>>507420379
To be honest, If you are an East Asian, something like this isn't that impressive. It mostly only requires time and some peer pressure.

>>507421172
>With shitty kit and no combat experience
and when they were in a real war last time, to judge it?
What's the experience of your latinX reserves? Some guys saw their friends get blown the fuck to bits by IEDs, while they were sitting on their asses for 20 years doing nothing, before running away from another lost conflict.

They can have the shitties 'kits', you'll run out of bullets and 100M$ missiles before they run out of people.
War is business, but they're winning the grand global biz without starting any wars, unlike the US.

I thought you were getting rid of the gay tranny shit. Holy kek

Here are the elites your gonna die for

>>507421656
Even in countries that hate the west the military style and traditions are all identical.
Same suits, same use of medals to as honors for service, etc.
What's the big deal? Why is it all the same?

>>507421573
They probably only practiced and prepared for about 30 minutes for this. This means that even military personnel no longer take the United States seriously as a nation. If they are only seriously engaged in warfare for financial gain, they should be referred to as mercenaries.

>>507421991
Why did jewtube switch the stream to interlaced? Was the camera recording this from the early 2000s? Lame. Also, look at that zoned out nigger.

>>507421327
chile military? 5 foot beaners are not intimidating, you can learn to march from kindergarten and it will still not look good.

>>507421991
Those aren't the elites, they are VPs and spokepersons..

>>507421624
is this thread just shitholes flags jealous of america yet again?

>>507413474
True. Wouldn’t want people united under a flag. That’d be nationalistic. Got to keep them all on their toes and divided.

>>507420361
Hello Ballsackstan, do you still hate women so much that it is unreal?

>>507405933 (OP)
>>507408178
Liberalism has failed

>>507421656
Except for those who don't.
And those who do- how many of them are at least partially made in china, along with almost all electronics and various other items they use? Not sure 'ching chongs wearing western ties' is a big win in this situation.

>>507417212
The North Koreans add an additional bounce to their goose step and they have since stopped and are now replicating China's goose step minus the bounce.

Here's a music video some may like
https://youtu.be/---g-f_I2yQ

>>507420256
please a sauce i can't hold it anymore

>>507406322
Was this military parade designed as a way of showing everyone that we've been coasting on huffing our own farts for decades now?

>>507405933 (OP)
who cares
t. Bitcoin

>>507405933 (OP)
???

>>507405933 (OP)
They look anemic and weak.

>>507405933 (OP)
remember soft delicate steps so the women don't feel uncomfortable

>>507420256
SEXXXX SEXXXXXXX SEXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507415807
Even they don’t take it seriously. They know they’re made it just by pretending they’re soldiers or whatever, while never likely to be made to do anything that would make the uncomfortable.

Life in general is a joke to women. It’s just toss before the final nap.

>>507405933 (OP)
you have to wonder if this parade will give china the confidence to throw their military weight around a bit more.
perhaps that is the point...

>>507405933 (OP)
Six to the front, three to the rear
That's the way we do it here!

>>507416523
>they delayed winter equipment in '41
Fucking shits.

>>507409246
Disgusting. Fuck China.

Please don't invade. What ever will we do

north korea and chinese marches go hard.
they know if anyone fucks up and looks stupid, 3 generations of their family will be tortured to death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP9IORuCEu4

>>507422718
>just toss before the final nap.
wat

>>507414439
women are so fucking cute man

>>507408178
You know that they literally and all their family get put into a camp if they do it wrong right? Also they have expertise and experience in it, unlike the muricans. Give them a break, it's their first fascist government, they need to learn.

>>507408178
I was in the Army, and I can explain why we look like shit in comparison.
We don't actually *do* drill and ceremony. It's a once every 2 or so years special occasion that we only shittily practice for like a day or two prior.
Meanwhile the chinks and other authoritarian governments will quite literally have entire battalions whose ONLY job is to drill constantly so they can look good on camera. They're not soldiers who are good at drill, they are literally professional parade marchers.
It looks cool, but these people have been trained to do something, in the grand scheme of things, really is sort of pointless.

>>507405933 (OP)
Are you suggesting your female enlisted don't wear they medals on the left?

https://youtu.be/K7SoztdOtY0

>>507422541
using chinese own idioms
>appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak
china must be trembling in their boots after seeing such a display.

>>507420681
>Expecting a Trump event to be aesthetic

>>507416660
Oh who gives a fuck, spending time training to march in lock step is third world tier, when is that ever relevant in battle? They should be spending their time training to fight, not walk in perfect unison.

>>507405933 (OP)
America may suck but marching doesn't mean shit. Hours of looking like a mindless retard is the dumbest shit imaginable.

>>507423221
All modern military is gay smoke and mirrors so I'd say that's the best trained and most useful battalion in the planet.

the US has no culture, history or people.
american soldiers are unable to march in sync because there is no common cause or shared identity between any of them

>>507408492
go back to R E D D I T>>507408648
, better yet, you go march with them faggot

>>507419394
Cool.

This is who you are being drafted with that will be providing you support and comms as well as ammo to your location under fire

>>507423221
I know right? Such a weak presentation of the american army almost makes me feel like they are desorganized and easy to beat. You know what? I'll attack the United States. Yeah, that's what i'll do. My hunter instinct is telling me that this is prey behavior.

>>507423427
Big beautiful quarterpounders.

>>507406231
there's no crowd. my town's 4th of july parade is bigger and its population is 20k

>>507423308
Wait, so if we appear weak that means we're really strong, and you're saying China is unironically shaking in their boots? Or were you being sarcastic?

>>507414667
look at the moobs on him. simply breathtaking

>>507415565
Oh no, they got us boys...they can out march us, being they never have fought in any global conflict in the past 20-30 years except throwing rocks and sticks at shit skin jeets, yup we are so fucked.

Fucking retard.

Anyone have video of the sad, squeaky old tank driving by?

>>507410904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSqhWdeFc8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeereRc4roU&t=11s

>>507405933 (OP)
They're just overweight. Also age they're 20 years over, it shouldn't matter but with the extra weight they're learned habit is to walk like tired hippopotami not baby hippopotami so bad optics

>>507423613
Good point this was kino

>>507423221
The chinks are smart enough to use their military as a political tool as intended, while the autistic mutt nerds who fell for SF bullshit care more about their Mozambique shieeet than national pride and morale.
You idiots, seriously, that's why you keep losing in modern warfare by fixating on local battles and losing sight of the bigger picture. Losing in a jewish war is fine though, but it doesn't look good.

>>507415807
Probably because it is unisex, they can look good (not intimidating, but good)
>>507416926
Feeding you faggots and the russians and giving you boots, factory work, and trucks was a mistake

>ESLfags like fancy uniforms and crisp musical number tier drill like a bunch of fags
the best part is that when your shithole country gets bombed some slob or homo or woman will be the one who fires the drone that kills you lmao

>>507421306
You assume the point is to win, not just loot and install a racket. American troops are mostly all specialized for one task, and the logistics are more important than morale by a longshot. You don't need 100 mid fighters working in perfect sync, you need 20 maniac fighters, 20 explosives guys, 20 supply managers, 20 intelfags, and 20 women to fuck 4 guys each.

Losing a war means different things to the American force.

>>507423071
Toss/whatever/fun

Women don’t give a shit I mean. They don’t care about the future or much of anything besides having fun and experiences.

Why they barely save and don’t care to invest, and rather just splurge to their fancy.

>>507409246
You should do a quick internet search and learn what propaganda is.

>>507423980
>kino
Is that a nuspeak term for 'hick cringe'?
If you've been eating out of cardboard plates for your entire life, seeing processed food products served on metal platters I'm sure must've been a life-changing experience.

>>507405933 (OP)
They spent the last 15 years removing anybody with Pro White beliefs so this is what happens.

>army
Clowns

>>507421761
Aye, but in America we cannot even satisfy the precondition of having "peers"

>>507424280
I remember this tranny meme getting spammed back when the SMO started.
Have you forgotten what actually happened?

>>507414667
>>507423753
I'm sucking the ones on the left