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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>507409516 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>507409516 (OP)
Thank you, Baker.

I tuned in a minute late:
Moor OK supervisor that crashed through a fence was replayed and they confirmed he went back and the homeowner bought a new fence. Cop showed up to help for some reason. That cop started off as an undercover narcotics cop.

Is it just me or didn't they go over this exact story and clip last year?

That was the first shift for like 5 minutes...

First Shift updates

>Guy knifed in the face at the apartment complex
Victim rushed to hospital, critical condition, expected to live
Fight started with verbal argument, racial slurs
Charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon
>Old First Shift, sergeant runs through the fence Kool-Aid Man style
He's on the show this week
They went back to fix the fence
>Rizzo did undercover
He did some work, not really deep undercover
Had legit IDs issued to them from DMV

Pretty boring updates, let's hope for a good show!

>>507409516 (OP)
good evening bread anon!

>>507410152
>>507410254
Thank you for the updates, anons

>>507409516 (OP)
Saw the image. Read live on parole…

>>507410264

>i'm not on drugs. i'm just on mamajuana and mushrooms.

>>507410254
Stabber was an old nigger, but who was the victim I wonder?

>>507410785

i'm sure there will be a few parolees featured tonight, as there often are

>>507411789
Is Monroe gawn? If so they're cheating us out of parole board prequels.

>>507411789
They certainly do look like it. I still doubt they could join the police, however at this point I wouldn’t be sure. Well it’s likely all staged nonsense anyways.

>>507411620
The name of the stabber was really generic, like "Stephen Williams" or something
Nothing we could easily google I don't think, but I'll try

>>507414381
That might be a tough one, especially if they don't name victims. Stabber must have claimed "he called me a nigger" or something so maybe a White guy.

>*beep*
Is the ceiling bird inaudible to all browns or just blacks?

I tuned out early last night. Were there finally any chimpouts? What I saw was pretty lame.

>>507414965
Thats just the sound the hallway makes

>>507416077
VERY lame

I am now ready to receive my Three Hours Hate.

Sup /opl/ frens
What we eating and drinking tonight?
Has some fried flounder and some Arby's curly fries

Stealing from a home depot? Is this another unreceipted shopper?

>>507416964
>What we eating and drinking tonight?
I made some scrambled eggs with diced onions, peppers, and ham

Bingo card. I hope last night's show got better after I left and wasn't just another two hours of meth heads being given sobriety tests.

this better be good.

>parade just finished
>OPL coming on
what a kino day

idky but i love shoplifting calls

>>507417146
Sounds good.
Love some eggs anytime of the day.

Two hops this time
Now CRISS CROSS!!!

I'm already sleepy, if this is too boring I'm falling asleep

gonna finish the last half pack of vovos
watching israeli buildings getting peeled in 2

>>507417148
Thanks anon.

Fuck. Officer Simon Says on white boy weekend on OPL?

evening, niggers

Oil driller captured.

>>507417229
ayyyy I snapped that shot last night!

Is this a case of the white guy about to pay a toll?

>mouthy nigger bitch
just fucking beat her

>3 cop cars
how much shit did these people steal

>>507417517
>Oil driller captured.
I was just about to ask what the reverse of a coal burner was
Thanks anon!

Ooooh. A twist!

>>507417497
I know people make fun of the verbal commands but some motherfuckers act like they can't understand simple shit so the cops end up repeating or adding shit for them to do.

>>507417517
Dan the kike

Thanks baker!

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>shoplifts
>loses car keys in store

hahahahaha

This isn't even loss prevention it's just some associate bitch who has had enough

Home Depot lady's got an attitude!

>>507417647
It would be nerve wracking for me knowing a gun is pointed at me. My brain would go potato too

HOME DEPOT

>>507417647
Well, nobody likes getting shot, and cops want to go home after work like everyone else, but on your knees or on the ground, hands behind your head should be enough, not making them do the fucking hokey pokey with a gun pointing at them.

>>507417780
>nigger cops investigating niggers stealing from other niggers
is this our future?

>>507418009
>HOME DEPOT
ICE OUT OF... GEORGIA!

>>507417789
Better lock in
Reminds me of that guy in the hotel hallway having cops scream at him to not reach for his waist but he didn't want his pants to fall, did it anyway, and they unloaded on him
Sad case

>home depot in the ghetto
grim

Third suspect; now we have a conspiracy!

>>507418029
Don't forget to duck duck turn

What did the bitch steal

>>507418153
Some old guys who need some extra cash and know how to actually do shit could work there but it's always, and I mean always, full of old cunts.
I guess they think women going into Home Depot feel less apprehensive when a woman is working there. But they know jackshit even where shit is located in the store.

No Dan Bravos are for safety.

>I didn't have nothing to do with none of that
Uh, none of what?
They didn't say anything about a crime or a woman being arrested, but you just indicated you knew who she was and that she intended to shoplift

>>507418363
Milwaukee stuff
sells like cupcakes on FB Marketplace

>>507418133
>lock in
Fuck off

How big does this bitch rear views need to be

>>507418363
I saw a green box in the backseat, and I know that a lot of times they steal power washers or other power tools

>LivePD
>that show doesn't exist
kek

>>507418522
Oh I know. I did AP for Home Depot. Shit would be wild before everything was in cages

>>507418612
yeah i heard "ryobi"

Oh good, girl talk.

>we will come back to this

Please don't.

>>507418612
Would make sense. Those don't get locked in cages because Ryobi doesn't get stolen much

>>507418628
Has Fuentes ever been a guest at the studio? I'm thinking she's giving hints

>>507418612
The odd part is they'll list them on FB or CL for like 90% of new price saying it was a gift or they bought it and don't need it anymore but lost the receipt. It'd be easy to pop these retards but they won't stop until all expensive tools are locked in a cage and you have to wait for some minimum wage employee to escort it to the cash register for you.

>>507418731
it does, but it's cheaper

Boyfriend? I thought she said her husband handles the repairs on the truck

2.49 gas in TN btw

>>507418900
Everyone is poly now.

>>507418900
Uh oh...

>>507418900
>you can't have a husband and a boyfriend

Finally a stand off where nothing happens and it ends peacefully
We're over due for one of these

>>507419005
>what is he talking about??

officer Porker backing up this side of the bakery

>>507419005
>Ya, we know
>What is he talking about?
She's getting pissy

>>507418966
society is cooked

>>507419005
she still didnt get it
>park your car sideways so as to provide cover

>>507418678
Kek

this crossfire situation is wild

>>507419081
why is she making that duckface continuously?

>>507419110
>officer Porker backing up this side of the bakery
Look at the size of this lad

F A T
A
T

>he's smoking a cigarette
>that's never a good sign
what the fuck

>smokes cig
>not a good sign
why cause hes so relaxed

why is cigarette not a good sign?

>>507419230
Knox County brings the beef!

>>507419208
it is caused by camera lenses from what I have seen

>he's smoking a cigarette so that's never a good sign
profiling ass bitch

Kristen is trying to hide her British accent now and it’s gay

>>507419315
They want to get in one more before things go down.

>>507419307
>>507419313
>>507419315
smoke em if you got em

>>507419327
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

>>507419315
One last cigarette before going out in a blaze of glory

>>507419315
>why is cigarette not a good sign?
I think it's the idea that a lot of people have that as a "last request" kind of thing?
Like "Fuck it, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna have one last smoke before I go"
Maybe?

there's a guy standing by the jeep in the background waiting to get killed in the shootout

>>507419492
He’s locking in

This $2.49 shit is pissing me off. It's $4 here and I had to drive 50 miles from my urban shithole to find that price.

>>507419208
>duckface
It might just be how her face rests
Even here when she's smiling, it looks like she's fighting her cheeks wanting to squish her lips horizontally

Op Live: epilepsy edition

>>507419589
$3.05 on average where I live. Connecticut, but bordering on New York where they rip everyone off

>>507419515
Trying to get their family a nice big pay out

>>507419315
That’s a movie meme this cop lady has watched too much tv/movies… Dude is just trying to calm down and he also knows he’s going to jail,and not going to get another cigarette for a while which sucks when you’re a smoker.

>>507419707
They claim here that refineries are the pinch point in the supply chain, but it's really the faggot politicians who want to first arrange to pile on another gas tax and have that in place before returning to market prices so we won't notice.

>>507419426
i quit a while ago
i love smoking
so i just lipped a pouch instead
i really love smoking

Dan's gonna waste 30 minutes on this standoff and nothing will happen.

>he's got nowhere to go
And we've got nothing to watch. I may not make it to hour 2 tonight.

did he just say
>my old lady is sleeping with another nigger
???

>>507419941
Nothing ever happens

>>507419662
Good picture of her.

did he say his lady is sleepin with a nigger?

He's mad because his wife is getting the BBC, lmao

>SLEEPIN' WITH ANOTHER NIGGER
BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED

>>507420055
Valid crash out

OOOO Dans got a sperg out for us

Anyone who pronounce police as po'lease are always subhuman trash

i hate dan abrams

Maybe his old lady is black

Fag has gauges

>>507419662
she had her lips done since

this bum-ass bipedal sperm does not have it in him to shoot cops, he is not even armed

this negotiator sucks at his job. he's antagonizing and asking open-ended questions.

also, dan will sit on this because it's a white guy going postal - who of course is harmless and will commit no violence

Damn he sounds like some of the anons in past threads

>>507420273
yeah it's still a really big crime to threaten to do it, even if you don't have a gun

>>507420267
Well, whatever fat they pulled from her ass to do that, she's already replaced and then some.

>40 squad cars there
>no ones got non-lethal

Who could he possibly live streaming for

>>507420214
how about that lady that just said INsurance instead of inSURance?

They don’t want him to give up until non lethal arrives and they’re going to light him up with pepper balls

Pull his fat ass out. He’s bluffing.

>>507420298
>my old lady is sleeping with another nigger
sounds like half the threads on /pol/

Oh no the poor K9 is gonna get shot

>window open
>dog rips off perps face through window
>less lethal

LIKE A MAN

this guy's obsessed with his manhood because his snow bunny lady took it

They should just shoot him and be done with it.

Nice buttshot of Zogman there.

He looks like that fat podcast fag

Damn stavy is having a major crash out

guns don't work when they're in someone elses name?!?

americans confirm?

>>507420356
cops love having vast overreaction callouts to shit like this because a) it ensures their safety and b) the entire department can just camp on this shit for the next 4 hours and steal taxes instead of do productive things for their community

Kek. He demands a cheeseburger!

>>507420372
Because he already told an officer he wanted to shoot (and kill) at least one of them. Now he's declaring he's a 2 time felon and will not cooperate for anyone.

What do you think the appropriate gun to use would be?

>>507420298
>Damn he sounds like some of the anons in past threads
Kinda looks like them, too

this dude's schizo as fuck

shoot this faggot

Sending in the dog with a vest as cannon fodder

>>507420570
They're FLSA non-exempt and their overtime rate is probably $70/hr. They got all fucking night.

>>507420607
yeah except he's white

>>507420570
yeah if you drove past this shit i would immediately go do a few BnEs

They're about to miss their window for his window being down

No service. Does not feel safe. Hungry. Stinks.

>police negotiator
>PLEASE STOP TALKING!

God I wish they would have let his phone number slip

he's like Rambo demanding the Colonel

>>507420633

I don’t think so. Just a garden variety fat, angry moron.

>>507420799
That would have been fun.

>>507420799

>is this the Krusty Krab?
>NO I DON’T FEEL SAFE

>>507420799
but he's got no service

One of the cops should sneak up behind his car and have a peak on the passenger side to see if he actually has a gun. Then when there isn't a gun a bunch of cops could approach the driver side while the cop keeps watch on the passenger side

Oh look, another domestic standoff that Dan will waste an hour on. This show fucking sucks lately.

Why does this cop need a machine gun for a domestic dispute

>>507420799
>>507420967
Kek. We'd ping that tower to death with our compassionate offers of advice.

Shoot him mommy!

>>507420799
>NO I DON'T FUCKING HAVE BATTLETOADS WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

That fatso is going to run out of breath screaming

>>507420799
jaffa is calling

He's having a crashout on live TV. Just shoot him.

>I'm going to kill myself
>I'm in fear for my life

man this guy's just havin' a day huh

>>507421283
Life's full of funny little ironies.

SOMEBODY RECORD THIS SHIT!

tase her

is she talking herself into being arrested?

>>507421283
what did he mean by this

>tha POOOLISSEE are here
>tha POOOLISSEE are here

The police are here.

Arrest her for coal burning

>>507421038
>lately

I see Dan is trying to use the live streamer model now lmao

I think cops need cell phone jammers so they can sort shit out without everybody being on a phone call constantly

>>507421499
I don't understand these pepes. Whats with the random item on top of the head and what is the significance?

>lets randomly flop between 2 scenes with nothing interesting going on!
Great producer, Dan.

>>507421530
She's almost as annoying as fat guy.

Fuck Dan

Break right when it seems like they are ready to fuck that guy up.

>507421075

Imagine Ms. Tennessee shooting you when you’re already having a bad day

Cops saved her from paying the toll

>>507421590
>I don't understand these pepes. Whats with the random item on top of the head and what is the significance?
maybe you just need to see a few more before it starts making sense

>>507422030
>maybe you just need to see a few more before it starts making sense
No, I've seen dozens, possible hundreds. They're rarely related to the topic of discussion and don't seem to mean anything.

>>507422030
Yeah, I only understood the meme after seeing like a dozen

>pepperball
DO IT

>>507421590
>I don't understand these pepes. Whats with the random item on top of the head and what is the significance?

made by autistic faggots who think it's edgy. not supposed to make sense.

this is gonna be good

KEK DO IT

>>507422140
no you clearly just haven't seen enough yet
>>507422167
this guy gets it

Spicy.

>>507422190
he earned it

they'll run up and drag his ass out soon

Whale peppered!

>>507422308
>tfw

>>507422384

>fire two dozen pepperballs
>cops run up and open the door
>gas pours out
>a dozen grossly overweight men are now writhing around in the parking lot

Just pop in a bunch of pepperballs and then rush his ass

>I CAN'T SEE!
just throw a teargas grenade in that car. His fat ass will get out quickly.

WHITE PEPPER!

I can't breeve!

>>507422308
>Spicy
kek

HE CANT BREED

>>507422308
>I CAN'T SEE
>*fires another pepperball* how bout now? can you see now?

>>507422512
Mmm, incapacitating.

white George Floyd over here

>The guy just gutted a 8 peppers
I kneel

>>507422512

One quiet and you’re south of the border!

>literally
Think it means figuratively?

they need to put bodycams on the dogs

>>507422696
affecting the cops more than perp, lol

Doggo is ready

Holy shit just let the dog maul this guy, what the FUCK is his problem??

>>507422812
he's ready for a large meal

just rub that capsaicin into your poors deeper.
>what did I do?
2 time convicted felon still doesn't understand why police are always sending him to jail. But for some reason its considered cruel and unusual to euthanize worthless humans like this.

>>507422788
imagine the fatso having a holster with Tabasco sauce on his belt

thank you for the retardkino, Michael

What a puss

>>507422834
>what the FUCK is his problem
He's a cuck

>>507422812
they've pre-peppered his steak

Come on, just walk up and taze his ass if he does something funny

If those cameras weren’t there they would’ve fucked him up

>>507422834
he's a fat white cuck felon loser with a coal burning whore girlfriend in a shitbox honda drunk and on drugs. Oh say can you see.

Dan’s gotta be loving this

Dan acting like this is some kind of serious standoff, lol.
>I CAN'T SEE

>>507422834
his old lady fucked another nigger, is what he said at the start if all this

This looks like Big Boss Man vs King Kong Bundy

How do you get that heavy?

i cant stop laughing

>>507423101

of course, he loves showing white people committing crimes. this is a distraction from all of the niggerly behavior elsewhere.

Kek

looks like the weirdo from goonies

>>507423202
Its been an hour and we've spent far too fucking long on this felon headed back to prison.

>>507423135
fucking kek and based

>>507423202
You know damn well the niggers are going wild tonight.

>>507423248

this shit is why i couldn't be a cop. i have no patience. woulda just let the dog jump through the window after 2 minutes.

>>507423315
>well go ahead big dog

>>507423315
Well, go ahead, dawg

>>507423322
I don't know how they stand it. This 350 lb guy screaming hysterically like a woman, lying, making no sense, and just wasting their time.

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>I can’t see
>I can’t breathe
>I can’t get up
>I have to piss
this guy is whiney as fuck

LA protests are popping off a bit. Crowd throwing bottles and rocks at LE rn. Just open fire on them.

>*splashes water*
>did that help?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507423489
are you the new nye faggot or the same one?

>>507423091

It’s not that much of a shitbox.

Oh, don't be such a baby!

This Daytona woman still won't shut up

>>507423870
A big dude in a a 10 year old honda accord in knox county TN is a shitbox. Get a 3/4 ton at least.

he's worse than the dog

>ayyyy no english
>me playstation stole!
Deport this boring episode

>>507424047
that's an 8th gen Accord
2007-2012

Anyone got a steam link?

A footchase!

Damn tonight has been pretty good so far. Between this and fishtank Im getting kino tonight

Black males stole a PlayStation? Well, I'll be.....

>cop sees a couple niggers
>niggers see cop
>chase starts for no apparent reason

So we're deporting Latinos who work hard and save up for Playstations, but we pay billions in welfare to keep African American felons?

>>507424475
>no apparent reason
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

>>507424475
Finanon, you've been here before. When blacks start sprinting away from cops its a guaranteed felony. Cops could just run full speed at blacks and whichever one runs first has the biggest felony.

>>507424475

There are plenty of times that the cops get it wrong but you’d be surprised how much can be communicated through the eyes.

>bad luck
No, Dan, you schmuck, they perpetrated felonies and got got. No luck involved.

>>507424846
It's hard to tell sometimes.

>>507424540
Yes. Continue to worship your gods by sacrificing your tax dollars.

>>507424796
I wonder if it would be legal for cops to just run at random people while yelling at them to not move

God I wish I was that fence
Eyeliner chick is cute too

>>507425339
Sure why wouldn’t it? 9/10 would be only blacks and illegals would run.

>>507424281
3 years off, sue me faggot

have they even checked this guy's citizenship??

>>507424475
>for no apparent reason
they were found guilty of being black on a Saturday night

A Beach Boys documentary that they're releasing soon after the death of Brian Wilson titled Breaking the Band? Looks interesting.

>>507425339
Legal sure, but that would create the justification for the target to shoot in self defense…

>the fatass is still fighting
based

Some really shitty looking projects.

>nigger peanut gallery
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>507425751
They really just need to open with a taser to adjust his attitude.
>he has left the vehicle
They didn't send a cop with him?

>>507425751
No one escorted the amberlamps?

Why is there a British chick in Tennessee
>excited about dude fighting in ambulance
based

new bread >>507425823
>>507425823

I'm going to miss the brit lady cop's accent.

>escaped from the back of the ambulance
ok fatso is based

>>507425868
>Why is there a British chick in Tennessee
How else are you going to be a cop in Knox County?

>he escaped the ambulance
This is how zombie movies start
Patient zero is on the loose

>>507425904
>>507425973
thought it was going to be that as well, would have been kino

>cameraman just staring at her
>>507425918
I would’ve watched this show more if I knew she was on it, damn

wow do White women even marry White men anymore?

Funny how nobody is stealing a Switch 2

>>507426409
>Funny how nobody is stealing a Switch 2
that a good thing for me