>hands you a white feather

Your response?

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507421412 (OP)
>pull down my pants
>shit all over the floor
>stick the feather in it
>do a 360
>walk away

what's your body count?

i left work one day and there was a pink rose in the door handle. couple other cars within sight had them under a windshield wiper. might have been others that i didn't see.
how fucked am i?

>>507421412 (OP)
Can I have some more? I identify as poultry.

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507421412 (OP)
am i supposed to be ashamed

It is 2025 and cunts, faggots, kikes, niggers, and so on can do the fighting

>>507421412 (OP)
Nigga Heil Hitler

>>507421412 (OP)
AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT! SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

Is 'rape' an option?

>this is the tactic the JIDF has settled on
This makes me so HAPPY
top KEK

>>507421412 (OP)
Lick her bumhole clean.

>>507421412 (OP)
hand her a green one? what the fuck are you on about?

>>507421412 (OP)
Nigga im leaving the country

>>507421412 (OP)
>thank you, no. i don't have any spare change and i'm not interested in a "date". have a nice day, ma'am.

>>507421412 (OP)
>poke her tit with the calumus in an attempt to draw blood

>>507421412 (OP)
I’d do a huracanrana into scorpion buster for the submission

I’m 1/16th Hopi Indian , so giving me a feather is a micro aggression, creating a self defense situation

>>507421412 (OP)

>rapes her

>Your response?
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

>>507421780
this

>>507421412 (OP)
Hand me them tits bitch

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507421412 (OP)
Rape then stick the feather in her ass and call it macaroni

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507421412 (OP)
give her a black eye

>>507421412 (OP)
Use the tip to pop her implants

>>507421412 (OP)
>thanks imma stick it up my pee hole and think of you

>>507421412 (OP)
Cut her throat.

>>507421933
Yes

>"Aww cool, my wife loves to make shit from feathers, thx random thot!"

>>507421412 (OP)
Thanks, another addition to my fine collection :)

>>507421412 (OP)
Bend over.

>>507421412 (OP)
Kike opinions don't matter.

>>507421956
>tfw I put all my will to fight for Israel into a chicken
>kill said chicken
>go back to bed and watch missiles hit israel

>>507421412 (OP)

Thanks, now can you sign my petition?

>>507421412 (OP)
I put it on my head and go WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO like an injun

>>507421412 (OP)
I got something white for her if ya catch my drift

>>507421412 (OP)
can you show me how well you suck dick?

>>507421412 (OP)
Call her a lazy glownigger

>>507421412 (OP)
TAPTAPTAP

>>507421412 (OP)
*tickle her nipple with it*

>>507421412 (OP)
go tell your orthodox inbred cousins to fight their own war

>>507421412 (OP)
Heya Hoya

>>507421412 (OP)
cum on tits

>>507421412 (OP)
I overpower her and give her a buzzcut with my pocket hair clipper simple as

>>507422163
Well then I handcuff her hands behind her back with a plastic thingy and cover her eyes while saying 'the army taught me how to do this'

>>507421412 (OP)
Oh it's going to be funny seeing veterans lose their shit being handed a white feather by dumb bimbos with daddy issues living life on easy mode

>>507421412 (OP)
Laugh in her face and hand her an Ace of Spades

>>507421412 (OP)
>Your response?
damn girl what high school you go to

>>507421412 (OP)
I am chief now.

>>507421412 (OP)
>Shit eating grin
>No thank you
>Keep doing whatever I was doing

>>507421605
The aristocrats!

אני אצטרף למלחמה שלך אחרי שתשכב עם הכלב של אבי תמורת כסף ותצלם את זה. אחר כך אני אקיים יחסי מין עם הכלב של אבי ואתה תצלם את זה. אחר כך אתה תאכל את הפין שלי ואני אוכל את הכלב שלך. אלוהים יברך את ישראל.

>>507421412 (OP)
>unzip fly
>pull out penis
>proceed to start helicopter spinning my penis
>blow her the fuck out with my gust of man meat

What does the white feather mean

>>507422509
Oh, I am 100% going to punch the first bitch that pulls that shit. I can deal with a lawsuit, and if we are in war I can pull the "boo hoo combat vet PTSD please understand" card and watch the courts fold because it would be incredibly bad optics to do otherwise.

God, I wish a bitch would try.

I grope her tetas, pull down her pants and berry my tongue in her anus

>>507421412 (OP)
ejaculate

>>507422679
Cowardice

kill her with my teeth and claws

>>507421574
This.

>>507421412 (OP)
nice tits

>>507422741
What if you have a hidden disability?

>>507422679
i think it's some kind of gypsy trick to scam tourists

>>507422273
>scapegoating
Thats not very European of you
You can just listen AND judge
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749952363001128.mp4

Be confused why she's handing me a feather and flirt with her

> hands her back a white liquid

>>507422825
Just another way to say you're just being antisemitic according to the jews

>>507421412 (OP)
>Nice jugs
>slips feather between bobs

>>507422741
Is she calling me a coward? I was just buying groceries
Why do girls always have to be so mean to me.

>>507422926
No, it's just tongue in cheek baneter to do the same retarded tactics these freaks have been doing to us for thousands of years. And don't worry, I'm not gonna let that protein go to waste.

If you need any more proof, I completely and utterly denounce the Talmud.

who cares? I'm married, I have 3 kids to look after. Who is this woman to me?

>>507421933
Why is Apu so cute even when he's scheming something evil?

>>507421412 (OP)
Listen, and that's what no one did.

I'd say 'thank you' and wouldn't care.

>>507421412 (OP)
>ethot slide thread #14880
Sage all Kikes

>>507422942
>white liquid

>>507421412 (OP)
Hand it straight back and remind her of the equality they been banging on about

>>507421412 (OP)
"How many enemies subscribe to your onlyfans?"

>>507423299
>Gain of function apu
I don't know
But he is really cute

imagine grabbing her by the hair and jamming it through her eye

>>507421605
this is how yankee doodle invented tootsie rolls

>>507421605
If you did a 360 you would still be facing her direction you retard

>>507421412 (OP)
the government has already sent everyone who would fall for that to die. its been effectively bred out of the population.

>>507421412 (OP)
>stares at her like this until she goes away

>>507421412 (OP)
Hand her 2 black eyes and a set up nigger lips.

>>507423816
Just shut up you faggot

>>507423351
>I'd say 'thank you' and wouldn't care.
This. Imagine caring what normies think. Manually turn off your emotional response and remain polite and indifferent.

They're background fauna that don't even have an internal monologue. Who cares.

>>507421412 (OP)
So I got away with it? All the horrible stuff I did?
The Jacob Zuma riots, for one, I'm good?

>>507423816
WE FOUND THE NEW FAGGIT GUYS

>>507423816
nuh uh

>>507421412 (OP)
lol. im turbo black pilled. Nothing anyone says or does man or woman holds any value to me.

>>507423816
wrong

>>507421412 (OP)
Hang it on my rear view mirror as a cool conversation piece and I would urge other young men to all do the same.

>>507421412 (OP)
I rape her

>>507423816
NEWFAG!!!

>>507423816
Welcome newfag, you're stuck here with us forever now.

>>507423299
>>507423516
That's cuz he smol and he just wants a family

>>507423816
this. imagine walking into a pile of your own shit. what a retard. he should've done a 180 then moon-walked backwards

>>507421412 (OP)
stick it in her cleavage
punch her in the face
take her phone so she can't profit from it on socials
squeeze the boob
in that order

>>507421412 (OP)
Tickle her with it and giggle.

>>507421412 (OP)
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOTHER’S BASEMENT?! DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS A CASTLE DOCTRINE STATE?! WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!”

>levels shotgun at cunt’s torso

>>507421412 (OP)
who the fuck are you

>>507422617
Kek

>>507421412 (OP)
I didn't ask the Itty bitty titty committee

>>507422048
>>507421780
Based

>>507421893
This. Straight white men are a protected endangered species. We will be waited on and pampered like a Rare Panda. The Mutt Hordes can go fight and die for ZOG.

>>507423816
i'll give you this (you) but next time you're on your own

I show them the newest OOPs page.

>>507424267
Based
Every man should learn how to love a woman's body - society would be phenomenally more relaxed if we did

>>507423816
HAHAHAHA NUFAGGOTS OUTING THEMSELVES EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>507421412 (OP)
>hand her a slimey white substance, in return.

It’s over for the lot of you, m8s

>>507423816
>Guaranteed replies

>>507423816
Checkmate, gaythiest

>>507421412 (OP)
Punch her right in the jewloving face tbqh

>>507421412 (OP)
>LOL go and fight the war yourself Cunt, I'll wear this white feather with pride.

>>507423816
Look at this retarded neufaggette

>>507424736
>Ariel Goldman
The pièce de résistance.

If mum, grandma, aunts or gf hand me white feather i may consider it. Luckily all of them agree i shouldnt die for rich cunts

>>507421412 (OP)
oh no not the hecking featherino!

I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

>>507424934
Im a 191cm blonde german man btw

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507424760
/pol/ is mostly senile boomers these days, so posting bait here is like grinding through new players on the tutorial stage

The 'white feather' spammer

>>507421412 (OP)
deep confusion

>>507421412 (OP)
She looks like Tobey Maguire with a nice rack

>>507421605
i don't get it, why would you walk over your own shit?

>>507424736
Is Chickadee a halal bird though?
Englishmen won't accept a non-halal feather.

>>507421412 (OP)
hand her a wooden spoon and shove her into the kitchen

Normies are terrified of not fitting in, not being part of the herd.

The word "incel" is like the modern equivalent of white feathers. It's used by women and weak men who project their anxieties over social rejection.

Just shrug and stop caring. It's that easy.

>>507424705
Uh German Bro...

Your face is in the mirror.

Knock on door soon.

>>507421412 (OP)
>Your response?
Brutally rape her right then right there.

>>507423816
NEWFAG

>>507425162
naah man that's jake gyllenhall w/tits

>>507421412 (OP)
Put in my cap and call it macaroni.

>>507425334
Ok you might just won this thread

>>507421412 (OP)
Put it in my hat and call it macaroni.

>>507422010
-*they are actually full of milk

>>507421412 (OP)
Rape

>>507421412 (OP)
Is that Amanda Berecz?

>>507421412 (OP)
>I'm a violent convicted felon. I fucking WISH the government would try giving me my guns back.

>>507425116

>>507425405
>jake gyllenhall
That's the name I was looking for, thanks anon

>>507425334

>>507421412 (OP)
ok, thanks I guess
>drops it on ground after she walks off
wtf, why did some titcow give me part of her pellow

>>507423816
>>507424330
dude SHUT UP.

>>507421412 (OP)
>hands me a white feather
>I hand her muh dick

>>507424267
Sucking \ Licking the vestigial penis

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507421412 (OP)
>hand it back
>"women can do anything men can"

>>507424705
WTF how does the mirror know how he looks like when he is not even in front of it ?

>>507422118
Supposedly chink eunuchs actually used feathers to keep the urethra open after castration

>>507422617
lol

>>507425405
thought this as well, lmao

>>507421412 (OP)
I grope her tits.

>>507421412 (OP)
Stick it in my hat, it'll look cool next to all the Raven feathers.

>>507423816
just move out of the way you GiANT FAGGOT!

>>507425208
Do they eat human flesh? If no, then it's halal as long as it has been butchered in an halal manner.

>>507421412 (OP)
Why thank you sweetheart

>>507421412 (OP)
Stupid bitch, this ain’t my war. Now, bend over…

>>507421412 (OP)
saar poop and vagene

>>507421412 (OP)
This fantasy of yours is really weird, young women don't support yidsrael.

>>507424581
Most of us have not been on a date in more than a year

>>507421412 (OP)
I would rape her with it.

>>507421412 (OP)
the only situation where i would accept one, is if i get to rape her and impregnate her on the spot, in public, in front of everyone

and she doesnt get to abort it

>>507423816
you stupit

>>507425508
nippel

>>507421412 (OP)
Ejaculate on her tiddies.

>>507421412 (OP)
Whip it out and start peeing

If she moves then try to aim closer

>>507424267
How long would your penis have to be to do this and fuck her at the same time? Are we sure this isn't why Marilyn Manson didn't pull his ribs out?

>>507421412 (OP)
I put it in my back pocket like Moz

>>507421412 (OP)

>>507421412 (OP)
stab the jew in the eye with it, that's what they want you to do i'm 99.9% sure

>>507421933
She isnt a toddler