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Anonymous (ID: c9VnW9jy) Poland No.507427438 >>507427578 >>507427711 >>507428557 >>507428687 >>507428946 >>507429114 >>507429219 >>507430059 >>507430211 >>507430239 >>507430426 >>507430677 >>507431162 >>507431826
Coinbase
Is this real?
Anonymous (ID: rdTJFF8/) United States No.507427530
trump is running a sort of Crypto currency THING behind everyones back. he is getting a kick back for promoting coinbase.
Anonymous (ID: f2bGVuME) Canada No.507427578 >>507429219 >>507429222
>>507427438 (OP)
wait there were two giant crypto ads during a military march?!
Anonymous (ID: Tuiitca9) United States No.507427711 >>507428924 >>507429219 >>507429840
>>507427438 (OP)
iirc there was lockheed martin, coinbase, an anheuser-busch energy drink, palantir, and oracle for starters. there's more i'm missing.
Anonymous (ID: iGWj1zLY) United Kingdom No.507428557 >>507428707
>>507427438 (OP)
You know when every dumbfuck would bring up 1984 or Idiocracy at every opportunity? How the fuck do you describe the satirical levels of dystopian bullshit we're witnessing rn?

The writers really got lazy this season. We're hitting every trope in the book.
Anonymous (ID: pFcwu9ja) United Kingdom No.507428687 >>507428733 >>507430779
>>507427438 (OP)
Yanks are absolute muppets. It's actually unreal lmao. What a joke of a country. Thank fuck they rebelled.
Anonymous (ID: 6a7ylwsb) United States No.507428707
>>507428557
the original author of earth passed away and his retard bitch wife sold the rights to disney, who have zero decent writers
Anonymous (ID: 6a7ylwsb) United States No.507428733 >>507428904
>>507428687
ok muhammed
Anonymous (ID: pFcwu9ja) United Kingdom No.507428904 >>507430779
>>507428733
Make sure to use CODE: ZIONDON to get 5% off your next PlantirCoin order
Anonymous (ID: x00umWIh) United Kingdom No.507428924 >>507428973
>>507427711
ufc was there also on that list iirc
Anonymous (ID: SNXRXeH9) United States No.507428946
>>507427438 (OP)
libs were all mad about the money an event like this would cost
a sponsor help that
Anonymous (ID: Tuiitca9) United States No.507428973
>>507428924
knew i was missing a good one
Anonymous (ID: trYbSER2) Canada No.507429066
lmao
put a fork in it
Anonymous (ID: 7JKLGDYW) United States No.507429114
>>507427438 (OP)
Crypto is what opened my eyes to the demiurge theory before I ever knew anything about it I was suspected it after getting in early to crypto only for Black swan after Black swan event and even natural disasters since DARPA is still a Jewish weapon
Anonymous (ID: oC4LaDfW) Brazil No.507429219
>>507427438 (OP)
>>507427578
>>507427711

SOVL
Anonymous (ID: N+aN5YfK) United States No.507429222
>>507427578
Plus palantir
Anonymous (ID: sz9H4U3d) United States No.507429840 >>507430246 >>507430771
>>507427711
quintessential burger-reich kino. you can't make up satire this good, if you wrote it in a novel no one would believe you, but to execute this kind of vision at this level, must surely be one of the best performance art/absurdist comedy bits in all of history.

trump is running an andy kaufmann-style anti-comedy act on the whole planet and i think it's hilarious
Anonymous (ID: PV2uZz9h) United States No.507429882 >>507430031 >>507430604
The last major parade was after the Gulf War, the National Victory Celebration in 1991. That is a reason to conduct a military parade, a Roman Triumph. It was serious and dignified, featured military units and hardware from the war, was popular and full of American flags.
Anonymous (ID: PV2uZz9h) United States No.507430031
>>507429882
The zionist has made a mockery of the armed forces. It does not project strength against foreign threats.
Anonymous (ID: x00umWIh) United Kingdom No.507430059 >>507430795 >>507430963
>>507427438 (OP)
from
https://america250.org/our-partners/sponsors/
>Chrysler
>Dodge
>Jeep
>Ram
>Coca-Cola
>Walmart
>BNY
>Goldman Sachs
>Oracle
>Lockheed
>UFC
>Coinbase
>Palantir
>Exiger
>Phorm Energy
>Scotts Miracle Grow

not on the list of official sponsors, but also mentionned
https://america250.org/news/chrysler-dodge-jeep-ram-brands-announce-partnership-to-drive-americas-250th-anniversary-celebration/
>Stellantis

https://america250.org/news/america250-announces-new-sponsors-championing-historic-celebrations-and-events-as-momentum-builds-for-the-countrys-250th-anniversary/
>Amazon
Anonymous (ID: BspxzYnB) United States No.507430113
The war in Iran, brought to you by Carls Jr.
Anonymous (ID: iGWj1zLY) United Kingdom No.507430182 >>507430518
What the fuck is up with the endless clapping and cheering in the background? Any time they would have a wide shot with enough of the crowd visible, they're all just standing around looking bored af and they'd quickly cut away. Nobody is cheering or clapping. My god, this whole thing is the most embarrassing cringe shit I've ever seen.
Anonymous (ID: Ei0ZyA9k) Finland No.507430211
>>507427438 (OP)

Coinbase?...is that some cryptomoney?...hilarious if is.
Anonymous (ID: 4Ceeedd4) United States No.507430239 >>507430336
>>507427438 (OP)

Anyone else see a goat?
Anonymous (ID: tXLCVqxf) United States No.507430246
>>507429840
To be honest, the entire world is satire. An irish boy gets raped by a muslim so leftists have a march against white supremacy the exact same day, or the humiliating Burger Reich as you say, Jews literally 111 other jews from israel, the entire world is a stage for clowns.
Anonymous (ID: trYbSER2) Canada No.507430336
>>507430239
yes the negative space is the shape of a giant goat head
Anonymous (ID: 6SmFsgR/) Australia No.507430406
Coinbase stole my money
Do a Google search and you find 9000 people who had their money stolen too
Absolute scum
Anonymous (ID: TUiDO1/2) United States No.507430426
>>507427438 (OP)
USA is going all in on crypto because there's lead in Fort Knox
Anonymous (ID: CzRS3EEw) No.507430518
>>507430182

>tfw you'll never be at the burger-reich parade when a tank queen notices you in the crowd and goes "hey there sugah" and blows you a kiss
Anonymous (ID: W4OgRYk6) No.507430604
>>507429882
Victory over a third world country doesn't seem like something to celebrate.
Anonymous (ID: 3p9v1nmY) Canada No.507430677
>>507427438 (OP)
lmfao
Anonymous (ID: Tn8oZ6XF) United States No.507430771
>>507429840
No. This is a coping mechanism. You cope with the gay banality of reality by relating it to some kind of unfunny joke. It's not. It's not a joke. None of this is funny. It's just dogshit. It just sucks. It's not funny or cool. Fuck this shit.
Anonymous (ID: 9TT6C8mv) Canada No.507430779
>>507428687
>>507428904
You are a fucking puppet of the US
Anonymous (ID: x00umWIh) United Kingdom No.507430795
>>507430059
oh, and fedex on the same page as amazon. missed that one.
Anonymous (ID: BspxzYnB) United States No.507430963
>>507430059

THE JEW FAGGOT ARMY
SPONSORED BY

THE JEW FAGGOT
6 MEGA CORPORATIONS

Israeli/JewYork Jew faggot foreigners that despise you,
Also enslave your people.
After you die in their shitwars,
Defending their jewshit criminals,
They will refuse your corpse being buried in the USA,
So they can send your family a memorial reward of six SMALL BAGS (out of the vending machine) OF DORITOS CHIPS (2 years past the expiration date and the worst selling flavors).

GREAT YOUR FAG JEW OVERLORDS.
THEY WILL DISRESPECT YOUR CORPSE.
LIKE THEY WILL DISRESPECT YOUR CHILDREN,
AS THEY RAPE, ORGAN HARVEST, THEN EAT THEM.

Think I'm lying?
Look how the news disrespect both white male populations in Russia and the Ukraine, living and dead, as they genocide both populations to steal their lands.

Angry at me? Haaaa.
I'm not the asshole doing it TO YOU.
Anonymous (ID: Dq7/S6bi) No.507431162
>>507427438 (OP)
Crypto companies made like 80% of political donations last elections, nocoiners are poor as fuck relative to hard currency crypto chuds, expect this to keep repeating until the democrats remove anti crypto whores like elizabeth warren.
Anonymous (ID: NZuf3PhB) Netherlands No.507431826
>>507427438 (OP)
time to watch War Inc. again
Anonymous (ID: BspxzYnB) United States No.507432516
The Jew criminals in charge love you.

For defending Jew interests in genociding every white Ukrainian man and also every white Russian man you will be rewarded with CHUMP CHIPS SNACK FOOD for your dead son. Eat up! The Jews will be sending missiles to blow up your home tomorrow.

Praise your overlord Jews.
Don't behead them and feed their corpses to pigs like any sane rational human would. REMAIN A COWERING VICTIM UNTIL THE JEWS TARGET YOU TOO.
Anonymous (ID: BspxzYnB) United States No.507432656