Coinbase - /pol/ (#507427438) [Archived: 1101 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: c9VnW9jyPoland
6/15/2025, 4:40:03 AM No.507427438
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Is this real?
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Anonymous ID: rdTJFF8/United States
6/15/2025, 4:41:04 AM No.507427530
trump is running a sort of Crypto currency THING behind everyones back. he is getting a kick back for promoting coinbase.
Anonymous ID: f2bGVuMECanada
6/15/2025, 4:41:41 AM No.507427578
>>507427438 (OP)
wait there were two giant crypto ads during a military march?!
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Anonymous ID: Tuiitca9United States
6/15/2025, 4:43:10 AM No.507427711
>>507427438 (OP)
iirc there was lockheed martin, coinbase, an anheuser-busch energy drink, palantir, and oracle for starters. there's more i'm missing.
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Anonymous ID: iGWj1zLYUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 4:52:40 AM No.507428557
>>507427438 (OP)
You know when every dumbfuck would bring up 1984 or Idiocracy at every opportunity? How the fuck do you describe the satirical levels of dystopian bullshit we're witnessing rn?

The writers really got lazy this season. We're hitting every trope in the book.
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Anonymous ID: pFcwu9jaUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 4:54:02 AM No.507428687
>>507427438 (OP)
Yanks are absolute muppets. It's actually unreal lmao. What a joke of a country. Thank fuck they rebelled.
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Anonymous ID: 6a7ylwsbUnited States
6/15/2025, 4:54:14 AM No.507428707
>>507428557
the original author of earth passed away and his retard bitch wife sold the rights to disney, who have zero decent writers
Anonymous ID: 6a7ylwsbUnited States
6/15/2025, 4:54:30 AM No.507428733
>>507428687
ok muhammed
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Anonymous ID: pFcwu9jaUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 4:56:34 AM No.507428904
>>507428733
Make sure to use CODE: ZIONDON to get 5% off your next PlantirCoin order
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Anonymous ID: x00umWIhUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 4:56:46 AM No.507428924
>>507427711
ufc was there also on that list iirc
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Anonymous ID: SNXRXeH9United States
6/15/2025, 4:56:58 AM No.507428946
>>507427438 (OP)
libs were all mad about the money an event like this would cost
a sponsor help that
Anonymous ID: Tuiitca9United States
6/15/2025, 4:57:19 AM No.507428973
>>507428924
knew i was missing a good one
Anonymous ID: trYbSER2Canada
6/15/2025, 4:58:37 AM No.507429066
lmao
put a fork in it
Anonymous ID: 7JKLGDYWUnited States
6/15/2025, 4:59:14 AM No.507429114
>>507427438 (OP)
Crypto is what opened my eyes to the demiurge theory before I ever knew anything about it I was suspected it after getting in early to crypto only for Black swan after Black swan event and even natural disasters since DARPA is still a Jewish weapon
Anonymous ID: oC4LaDfWBrazil
6/15/2025, 5:00:21 AM No.507429219
>>507427438 (OP)
>>507427578
>>507427711

SOVL
Anonymous ID: N+aN5YfKUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:00:22 AM No.507429222
>>507427578
Plus palantir
Anonymous ID: sz9H4U3dUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:07:45 AM No.507429840
>>507427711
quintessential burger-reich kino. you can't make up satire this good, if you wrote it in a novel no one would believe you, but to execute this kind of vision at this level, must surely be one of the best performance art/absurdist comedy bits in all of history.

trump is running an andy kaufmann-style anti-comedy act on the whole planet and i think it's hilarious
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Anonymous ID: PV2uZz9hUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:08:11 AM No.507429882
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The last major parade was after the Gulf War, the National Victory Celebration in 1991. That is a reason to conduct a military parade, a Roman Triumph. It was serious and dignified, featured military units and hardware from the war, was popular and full of American flags.
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Anonymous ID: PV2uZz9hUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:09:51 AM No.507430031
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>>507429882
The zionist has made a mockery of the armed forces. It does not project strength against foreign threats.
Anonymous ID: x00umWIhUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 5:10:10 AM No.507430059
>>507427438 (OP)
from
https://america250.org/our-partners/sponsors/
>Chrysler
>Dodge
>Jeep
>Ram
>Coca-Cola
>Walmart
>BNY
>Goldman Sachs
>Oracle
>Lockheed
>UFC
>Coinbase
>Palantir
>Exiger
>Phorm Energy
>Scotts Miracle Grow

not on the list of official sponsors, but also mentionned
https://america250.org/news/chrysler-dodge-jeep-ram-brands-announce-partnership-to-drive-americas-250th-anniversary-celebration/
>Stellantis

https://america250.org/news/america250-announces-new-sponsors-championing-historic-celebrations-and-events-as-momentum-builds-for-the-countrys-250th-anniversary/
>Amazon
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Anonymous ID: BspxzYnBUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:10:42 AM No.507430113
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The war in Iran, brought to you by Carls Jr.
Anonymous ID: iGWj1zLYUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 5:11:23 AM No.507430182
What the fuck is up with the endless clapping and cheering in the background? Any time they would have a wide shot with enough of the crowd visible, they're all just standing around looking bored af and they'd quickly cut away. Nobody is cheering or clapping. My god, this whole thing is the most embarrassing cringe shit I've ever seen.
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Anonymous ID: Ei0ZyA9kFinland
6/15/2025, 5:11:42 AM No.507430211
>>507427438 (OP)

Coinbase?...is that some cryptomoney?...hilarious if is.
Anonymous ID: 4Ceeedd4United States
6/15/2025, 5:12:08 AM No.507430239
>>507427438 (OP)

Anyone else see a goat?
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Anonymous ID: tXLCVqxfUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:12:10 AM No.507430246
>>507429840
To be honest, the entire world is satire. An irish boy gets raped by a muslim so leftists have a march against white supremacy the exact same day, or the humiliating Burger Reich as you say, Jews literally 111 other jews from israel, the entire world is a stage for clowns.
Anonymous ID: trYbSER2Canada
6/15/2025, 5:13:25 AM No.507430336
>>507430239
yes the negative space is the shape of a giant goat head
Anonymous ID: 6SmFsgR/Australia
6/15/2025, 5:14:06 AM No.507430406
Coinbase stole my money
Do a Google search and you find 9000 people who had their money stolen too
Absolute scum
Anonymous ID: TUiDO1/2United States
6/15/2025, 5:14:21 AM No.507430426
>>507427438 (OP)
USA is going all in on crypto because there's lead in Fort Knox
Anonymous ID: CzRS3EEw
6/15/2025, 5:15:20 AM No.507430518
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>>507430182

>tfw you'll never be at the burger-reich parade when a tank queen notices you in the crowd and goes "hey there sugah" and blows you a kiss
Anonymous ID: W4OgRYk6
6/15/2025, 5:16:26 AM No.507430604
>>507429882
Victory over a third world country doesn't seem like something to celebrate.
Anonymous ID: 3p9v1nmYCanada
6/15/2025, 5:17:17 AM No.507430677
>>507427438 (OP)
lmfao
Anonymous ID: Tn8oZ6XFUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:18:35 AM No.507430771
>>507429840
No. This is a coping mechanism. You cope with the gay banality of reality by relating it to some kind of unfunny joke. It's not. It's not a joke. None of this is funny. It's just dogshit. It just sucks. It's not funny or cool. Fuck this shit.
Anonymous ID: 9TT6C8mvCanada
6/15/2025, 5:18:39 AM No.507430779
>>507428687
>>507428904
You are a fucking puppet of the US
Anonymous ID: x00umWIhUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 5:18:49 AM No.507430795
>>507430059
oh, and fedex on the same page as amazon. missed that one.
Anonymous ID: BspxzYnBUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:20:40 AM No.507430963
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>>507430059

THE JEW FAGGOT ARMY
SPONSORED BY

THE JEW FAGGOT
6 MEGA CORPORATIONS

Israeli/JewYork Jew faggot foreigners that despise you,
Also enslave your people.
After you die in their shitwars,
Defending their jewshit criminals,
They will refuse your corpse being buried in the USA,
So they can send your family a memorial reward of six SMALL BAGS (out of the vending machine) OF DORITOS CHIPS (2 years past the expiration date and the worst selling flavors).

GREAT YOUR FAG JEW OVERLORDS.
THEY WILL DISRESPECT YOUR CORPSE.
LIKE THEY WILL DISRESPECT YOUR CHILDREN,
AS THEY RAPE, ORGAN HARVEST, THEN EAT THEM.

Think I'm lying?
Look how the news disrespect both white male populations in Russia and the Ukraine, living and dead, as they genocide both populations to steal their lands.

Angry at me? Haaaa.
I'm not the asshole doing it TO YOU.
Anonymous ID: Dq7/S6bi
6/15/2025, 5:23:22 AM No.507431162
>>507427438 (OP)
Crypto companies made like 80% of political donations last elections, nocoiners are poor as fuck relative to hard currency crypto chuds, expect this to keep repeating until the democrats remove anti crypto whores like elizabeth warren.
Anonymous ID: NZuf3PhBNetherlands
6/15/2025, 5:31:34 AM No.507431826
>>507427438 (OP)
time to watch War Inc. again
Anonymous ID: BspxzYnBUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:40:13 AM No.507432516
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The Jew criminals in charge love you.

For defending Jew interests in genociding every white Ukrainian man and also every white Russian man you will be rewarded with CHUMP CHIPS SNACK FOOD for your dead son. Eat up! The Jews will be sending missiles to blow up your home tomorrow.

Praise your overlord Jews.
Don't behead them and feed their corpses to pigs like any sane rational human would. REMAIN A COWERING VICTIM UNTIL THE JEWS TARGET YOU TOO.
Anonymous ID: BspxzYnBUnited States
6/15/2025, 5:42:14 AM No.507432656
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