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Why are they dressed in fatigues?
The director must be fired over this.

>>507434991 (OP)
>viewer discretion advised

>>507435302
They are too fat for the ceremony outfits.

>>507434991 (OP)
idgi

>>507434991 (OP)
I dont know whats worse. The muttmericans cant march properly or that all the other turd world shitholes who do thew trannystep to act strong end up in tens of thousands of drone gore comps with their infantry and armor getting blown the fuck up like puccia.

>>507434991 (OP)
oh boy

>>507434991 (OP)
dont judge a book by its cover

we talk soft but we carry a big stick

>>507434991 (OP)
You lost. And you're failing in epic proportions with the 2025 Optics Civil War.
Soon, you faggot tankies...

>>507434991 (OP)
Is this about the immense crowd watching them?

>>507435438
Neither do I.

>>507434991 (OP)
GET IN STEP U FUCKING FAGGOTS
HOLY SHIT THE MILITARY IS IN SHAMBLES

>>507435621
They are threatening to invade you with it.

>>507435415
>They are too fat for the ceremony outfits.
They can't afford the ceremony outfits.
They make them pay hundreds of dollars for each item, these zogniggers are on foodstamps.

>>507434991 (OP)
Their showcasing of all the different uniforms really made the point that we have the best military in modern history imo

>>507435438
Look at them. They're mixed up, uncoordinated and visually lazy/unmotivated. Compare it to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdirWn13wQ8

>>507434991 (OP)
They look like they're trying to hold in shit

>>507435748
third world countries care about that shit so much

>>507434991 (OP)
>Brought to you by McDonalds
>In partnership with Exxon Industries
>Sponsored by Secret Labs, free voucher to select gaming chairs when you sign up for military service offer ends soon

>>507435869
>>507434991 (OP)
holy pathetic lmao

>>507434991 (OP)
What's so funny, can't strain yourself before war.

>US Army's 250th birthday
>US Army does a US Army in a nutshell showcase
>retards watched it and still don't know anything about the US Army.
:(

>>507435748
>Compare it to this:

>>507435978

>>507435869
>Chinese soldiers focus on marching
>American soldiers focus on combat training
:)

>>507434991 (OP)
It's the whitest battalion we got

>>507435748
Third world countries love to see their soldiers walk like brainless zombies because they are.

Pretty sure the appeal and effectiveness of the U.S. soldier is they have an identity and culture worth fighting for.

>>507435932
No shit. Strength, unity and flesh and blood are the most important aspects of human existence. Things that too many have been tricked into disregarding.

>>507434991 (OP)
as motivated as someone having to defend their mcdonalds

>>507436139
Are you advertising a different thread?

>>507436139
Okay, I can see that the Norks are great dancers.
Will WW3 be fought by dance offs?

>>507436198
This is gigantic cope.
Marching is literally ABCs in military

>>507434991 (OP)
It's weird. Since when has the US held military parades? The Russian military parade was rather poor as well. Do active militaries just not have a performance division? Surely the US could have trained some soldiers to march and sing songs, even if most of the military is overseas.

>>507436203
Kek

>>507436056
>yaaaas, hey boo, love ya'll, oooh oooh
yes a (negroid) culture worth fighting for >>507436230

>>507436399
Without the US Army best Korea would have invaded your ass already Mr. 0.75 births per woman

>>507434991 (OP)
Are you okay? You seem to be hysterically laughing innapropriately.

>>507435693
for real? wtf

>>507436230
>you want the people who will be fighting, killing and dying to be extremely conscious free thinkers
maybe correct from a moral standpoint, hilariously ineffective in an actual hot war, the US can barely handle spending billions to fund killing other countries people, let alone their own.

>>507434991 (OP)
this is as embarrassing as the ukraine contingent in the british victory day parade

>>507434991 (OP)
Imagine having to march next to a nigger during a parade. So humiliating

>>507434991 (OP)
>I don't know but I've been told
>21 and 30 is just too old!
>early in the morning by the break of day!
>I think the Lord that he made me gay!
>Sound off
>One Two
>Three Four
>My Corps
>Your Corps
>Tranny Corps
>Sandniggers and Chinks, carry a shiv
>I'm ready to die for Tel Aviv!
>Sound off...

>>507436530
Without the US army we would have acquired nuclear weapons.

>>507435748
You are correct, but atleast use an American example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY&t=2846s

>>507436230
>identity and culture

That all went out the window and into the sewer decades ago. What was that about a "recruitment crisis?"

>>507436611
>Without the US army we would have acquired nuclear weapons
This is mega ultra uber COPE

>>507436656
Nah. We can still be a city on a hill.

>>507434991 (OP)
Clearly marching with dildos shoved up their ass. Why is the US military like this?

>>507434991 (OP)
Is this a parade of homeless and fentanyl-addicted? Why do they move like cripples?

>>507435693
American soldiers have to pay for their own uniform?

>>507436887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcmbB7iq3w4

>>507436909
Here is the audience. Everything starts to make sense

>>507436537
>for real? wtf
yes, anon
here's the marine cape, it cost like $500+
>>507436948
they pay for everything, on Biden's retreat from afghanistan they charged the soldiers for the weapons and equipment that they were ordered to leave behind for the sandnigs

>>507435505
The only thing the US military carries these days is dildos up their ass by the looks of it. lmao

>>507436781
We've given you 2000 years of unchalleneged domination and all you brought is globalist misery and Jew worship

Please fuck off forever christkikes

>>507436909
When you do an angry American poo, the kind that is made from compressed feedlot beef and offal forged in the flames of allspice and corn syrup, you too can walk like your arsehole looks like a bunch of grapes.

Russians just don't understand this kind of freedom.

the jews couldn't resist
>>507437010
I miss ypipo

>>507437131
Freedom of serving to their jewish masters? Understand.

Mother of GOD....

>>507437127
Who is "we" I don't understand your post because of your memeflag.

>>507437274
You have them too Chabadnik

>>507437127
Fuck you!
Get out of my board you disgusting rat!

why are their uniforms so frumpy and ill fitting?

>>507434991 (OP)
I have seen children in marching bands parade better than that...

>>507437084
Damn, that's crazy. It's like somebody is sabotaging your army from the inside

>>507436964
>US soldiers train to march like uncoordinated slobs
Shameful

>>507437327
It doesn't matter who has them worse, everyone has them, either remove them, or stop blaming everyone for having them, log eye.

>>507437596
>gotta defend my Russian bf

Ghey

>>507437010
Why are Amerimutts so slovenly? Least fashionable people on the planet. No sense of aesthetics, basically pale niggers--all of them.

>>507435748
>Compare it to this:
yes. monkey's can even ride bicycles if you beat them and make them hungry enough.

>>507434991 (OP)
Its cute how well israel trained their mutts.

>>507437434
Because USA is a souless country made by freemasons.
But Restoration of our aryan brothers is incoming, dont know the prize, but the restoration will come, and it will heal everything and bring us an age even more longer than the last Pax Romana.

>>507437508
>It's like somebody is sabotaging your army from the inside
Make no mistake, combat readiness and professionalism is long dead except in the most elite units.
The Cloward Piven strategy of 1966 had the effect of slowly turning the military into just another welfare system. These zogbots really are just welfare queens.

>>507437668
It's just that it's a pointless vector on invalidating somebody's nationalism when you have the same damn problems.

How fucking disappointed are you if you drove into DC this weekend and showed up expecting some fucking Märzfeld-tier victory parade and got... that?

>>507434991 (OP)
jesus christ
they need mandatory ozempic at this point
these fuckers look like diabetic slobs.

>>507434991 (OP)
being sponsored by coinbase and palantir was the cherry on top

>>507437839
I got no problems baby.
This is God's country provided you and China keep your noses out.

>>507436404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKR8WGmNU4U
it was pretty much the same as it was today, minus the commercialism. Pales in comparison to modern Russian parades. I think the US just doesn't care about parades that much because they don't need to propagandise their military the way that Russia/China/NK does.

>>507436582

>>507437943
You need mandatory deportation at this point. Fucking marxist.

>>507437373
Why was jesus upset at the way jews were trading in the temple? It wasn't a temple to him, after all...

>>507436056
00

>>507438159
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable

>>507436231
and yet those countries remain shit

>>507438159
its marxist to be against having fat fucks and fat cunts in the military?

>>507434991 (OP)
PALANTIR General THREADS:
#1
>>507116004

#2
>>507346300

picrel: *JOIN THE UNITED STATES ARMY GOY - SPONSORED BY*

Stay Tuned for General #3 AND PRIVATE ISLAND OWNERS drop soon.

>>507436198
Inb4 cope of how mutts could've won if they wanted to but didn't

>>507438004
Right. It must be a completely different parasite.
>Australian gun control laws are among the strictest globally

>>507437785
Look at them. Those niggers are not hungry and weak. They're long-since funded by China, their guardian. Maybe in the rural areas they're fishing for trout because the US literally carpet bombed dozens, if not hundreds of cities and towns to dust, Gaza style, and they haven't fully recovered. It's sickening what the US did to them and they have motivation and a legitimate cause. We don't. "American" soldiers serve Walmart, spic cartels, Yiddish cartels and Chase-Manhattan.

>>507434991 (OP)
What the fuck is the point of a dress uniform if you never wear it

>>507438426
Why did you Americanise my flag?

>>507438169
>It wasn't a temple to him, after all...
Stupid kike.
Why you niggers never get tired of lying and twisting facts.
It was a Temple to His Father.
Jesus was is and will be the Messias
Repent and stop being a turbo milenarian nigger.

>>507436722
You think

>>507438504
All I'm saying is this is useless. How many times have I talked shit on Australia once. In this thread. Your turn.

>>507435505
you mean a bundle of sticks.

>>507438416
Territorial changes is even funnier than the result.

>>507436056
Fucking retarded ass zoomers just can't help themselves

>>507435748
You don't even need to compare it to the norks, chinks or ziggers, Britain can do it properly, France can do it properly, even us leafs know how to march and parade properly.

>>507437709
trump advertised this parade as his birthday celebration immediately ensuring that majority of normal americans would want nothing to do with it. And this is just what his voters look like slovenly, impoverished and dysgenic. It's the same ones that are at the rallies just off to the side of the camera. This was afternoon distraction organized by his handlers for an easily entertained and demented 80 year old man, and everybody who was not like these people implicitly knew that. Like a daycare fieldtrip, it's not supposed to be something you were to see and be entertained by, you have a functioning brain I presume.

>>507434991 (OP)
Low key expected an Israel flag to be carried in front of them

>>507434991 (OP)
Getting the army for this was a mistake. They're a fucking joke. Marines might be retarded, but at least they can march.

>>507436230
>identity and culture
Nigger slop is not a culture or an identity

>>507434991 (OP)
KEK

I can’t see webm. What happened?

>>507434991 (OP)
we can’t expect an army consisting of Whites, niggers, beaners, chinks, jeets, aboriginals, “native americans”, and sand monkeys - both male and female - with height ranges from 5’0 - 6’9 to be able to properly march in unison. they look like a bunch of fuckin idiots and their uniforms look baggy and sloppy. completely embarrassing. this country is third world and its full of third world subhumans. Since they redefined what an American is, and now all races can apparently be an American, the American people no longer exist and there will be no pride in this new race mixed shithole country where our people once existed.

>>507437010
What's the deal there? Are all those fatties having a heart attack?

Walmart greeter or infantry? Which route is right for grandma?

>>507439244
Muhreens make it work. The other branches can't figure it out for some reason and they always look like 10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bucket.

>>507435692
they would flee as soon as the first American whitoid gets skinned live on social media

>>507436198
>>507436399
>>507436530
>507436530
>>507436399

vast majority of warfare is massive drone swarms, tanks are obsolete, infantry just bunkers down and does trench warfare, Fighters and bombers are still high quality.

jammer resistant drones changed the game, you used to be able to prevent close up drone suicide bombing with blockers, but now technology hasn't caught up new drones are unblockable. The previous precedent for drone warfare was massive high altitude, expensive stealth drones.

The future of warfare is a swarm of 600 amazon drones with grenades strapped to them being piloted by people safe in Oklahoma.

>>507437508
>It's like somebody is sabotaging your army from the inside
Rhymes with emocrat

>>507439552
What are you talking about? Jammers still work just fine. Last I saw I think they were using wire guided drones.

>>507435869
Ten US army guys would take that whole group out.

>>507438524
But it was built by jews, right?

>>507436948
Yeah, our country is run by jews.

>>507436530
That's courtesy of the old army, the new army is a paper mutt.

>>507436348
>uh drill doesn't matter or something
top kek

>>507434991 (OP)
wtf

>>507437010
kek. Magatards need to be purged from the human gene pool

>>507434991 (OP)

>>507435748
that's gay though, they can only do that because they're scared to practice fighting

>>507437010
god has cursed this land the wise and healthy white americans who are left will flee

>>507437127
>21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

>22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

>23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

>24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

>25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

>Romans 1:21-25

>>507437084
sound like bs.
for real real?
>>507436056
>>507434991 (OP)
surely, these must be in small towns around the land having it on the same day

>>507434991 (OP)
Since when have unit patches on non-Class-A/B uniforms been colored? This looks odd as hell.

>>507434991 (OP)

The most tired-looking military parade I've ever seen! If that says anything, it's that the sun is truly setting on America.

>>507441212
Actually are military recruitment numbers are through the roof, but the major problem is four years of damage by muh diversity kike nonsense.

>>507436399
>Marching is literally ABCs in military
>marching
nigga this isn't 1820's, the US military get their kills by sitting on their fat ass locating targets on their computer for drones to target.

>>507441413
>Actually are military recruitment numbers are through the roof

lel

>>507434991 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=---g-f_I2yQ

Um bros, I think the Chinese are winning.

>>507441488
Cope harder you rootless and deracinated muttoid.

>>507435505
>we talk soft
You are the most loud and obnoxious people there are.

>>507436139
>>507435869
>LOOK AT HOW GOOD ASIANS ARE AT BEING WOMEN, FAGGOTS, DANCING, AND CHOREOGRAPHY!
Okay...

>>507434991 (OP)
WTF, no rainbow flag....

>>507434991 (OP)
Someone make a webm of the chinese doing their marching and put it side
https://youtube.com/shorts/mHFI8PVVUSg?si=HHf5e5KFC-Q0jA3v

>>507435302
Every company was wearing the fatigues representing a different era of the army. From the days of Washington to Desert Storm. They also showed military vehicles from the eras as well, and the announcer said some fluff piece about their importance in the wars.

>>507441651
>troons holding banners of our military branches
you got me. It's so fucking over or something

>>507441763
This level of cope... trying to argue the americans don't look like fat fucking slobs.

B...b...b...what does discipline and organisation have to do with military combat any way.

Holy shit what a joke, and they paid like 40 million for this garbo. LMAO!

>>507434991 (OP)
>the flags sticking out of the cock pouch
What an extremely ironic and unintentional symbol.

>>507434991 (OP)
Hooray white people are doomed!

>>507435505
I aint doing shit for you boomers

>>507440903
It's been like that since at least WWII. My grandpa was by himself I guess scouting around or something in Germany when he and a German boy spotted one another, dropped their rifles, and ran. He had to go back to get his rifle because otherwise he would have had to pay for it. The German had already come back and gotten his.

>>507442321
Keep going to dance class, chang.
Surely your kung fu will help you in combat

You can talk shit as much as you want but they have A FUCKING GUNDAM now

>>507441763
If you can't understand why the fucking army of the U S of A being incompetent at what should be one of the most basic military disciplines then you are truly lost on how far gone this country really is.

>>507436198
Hundreds of thousands of American high school children learn to march better than this shit while carrying and playing musical instruments.

>>507442673
>MUH DANCING IS DISCIPLINE AND YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO DANCE PROPERLY TO FIGHT
LOL!
Ahh.. liberals... never change

>>507441683
nah your pozzed media constantly plays America is the worst greatest hits 24/7 to discourage you from asking how a McDonalds manager in Kansas makes more then a doctor/lawyer, and how our taxes are 1/3 your taxes.

I make the same wage as a neurosurgeon in switzerland and my day consist of saying, "nothing on my end Shelia that sounds great." as a middle man in one of the departments of an investment bank

The psyop will only intensify as the kikes shove more niggers, higher cost of living, dying out white minorities, and "degrowth."

Average european will have no car, no house, eat bugs, sleep in a pod, and have every youth in the nation a knife carrying Islamic immigrant.

israel should call on the country with the best parades for help with iran...

>>507435869
I never understood why the third world is allways dicksucking those parades.
>WOAH they all walking at the same time!!
>truly powerfull!

>>507442781
>muh all caps greentext!1
Fucking Canadians I swear.

>>507436139
lol its like they are just a group of dudes walking down to the local wallmart

>>507436139
Why is bro in the front walking lmao

>>507434991 (OP)
Doesn't look intimidating at all but still not Canada bad. Do western militaries not do marching drills or exercises anymore?

>>507434991 (OP)
are these just LARPING maga civilians?

or these fucker cant do a march for shit

>>507442321
>>507441763

What's up with Australians being the most unhinged people about America, like wtf do you guys hear about our country all the time to make you so unhinged.

I was going to meet up with an Australian girl this week at my cabin in the Ozarks who was here on business, but she got terrified by the california protests going on with the beaners in LA.

The protest was 3 blocks of people in a major city 2000 miles away from where i live, it's almost an entirely different country there. What do they show you guys to make you so terrified?

Seriously do you just watch CNN, MSNBC, and ABC to here about what's going on here? A toddler in America could tell you these news agencies constantly over-exaggerate and hyper overblow every event in this country to keep the viewers in a state of constant fear.

>>507442907
>WWIII, brought to you by Coinbase™

>>507442959
Easy explanation:
Asian men have much more estrogen than white men (about equal to a white woman in estrogen levels) and therefore have more feminine brain patterns involving prioritizing beauty, art, politeness, emotions and submissiveness.
As such, they prefer showing off their superior dancing and choreographing skills. Similar to how they've insisted their martial arts are "badass" and "could defeat western style fighting" lol.
We all know how that turned out.

>>507435748
>>507436231
>>507436231
>muh strength
Yeah great, now let's see them on the battlefield where they get completely fucking rinsed by America.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham

Appear strong when weak and appear weak when strong.

It is clear America is weak.

>>507442959
>>507443277
European nations are the ones that started doing parades like these in the first place as a way of demonstrating discipline.

>>507443364
And?
Asians take something unimportant to extreme levels of faggotry.

>>507442959
It's a third worldist thing. Their countries are impoverished dumps in every way but they can project an image of strength and stability by having huge coordinated celebrations like that.

Pic rel, the mighty NK military on display.

>>507443364
Well, one thing is showing your strength during a special day. And other is spend months and months training your soldiers so they walk like robots. That's beyond stupid. If you have that time, train them or make them clean the forests or something, don't teach them how to dance.

>>507434991 (OP)
There's sure a lot of browns in this parade...

>>507442802
>so much text to respond to a simple observation that amerimutts are obnoxious loudmouths

thanks for proving his point

>>507442802
You have a huge resource filled country, and kikes are feeding you well because you're the tool to take over the world.
>I'm da best goy shlomo likes me best
hope giving up your dickskin was worth it, golem.

>>507443456
They're doing them the same way we used to. And I'm pretty sure most European countries would still do a better job than whatever the fuck this was.
The parade actually did its originally intended job in exposing how poor our military's discipline is. Which is corroborated by shit like our sailors crashing into fishing ships and our pilots crashing into planes.

>>507443569
>israeli flag
Shouldn't you be hiding in a tunnel right now?

>>507435571
kek

As devout Trump hater since 2015 I never associated with the blue haired troons because unlike you I'm not fucking zombie who gets told what to think. Now that the left has for the most part dissociated from that bullshit, its time for you to accept that you are the new blue haired troons. This parade was such a fucking joke I almost felt bad for you retards for a second.

>>507435748
>that thumbnail
kim is a big guy huh

Maybe next time Trump can borrow Little Kim's choreographer from north Korea.

I put dropped a bomb on me over North Koreans marching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leFFIyWy2m4

>>507443787
Probably because most European countries wouldn't allow women into leadership roles which are responsible for teaching disciplined choreography to soldiers.
So the American soldiers don't care to be bossed around to learn choreography from some non-threatening dumb bitch, and this is the result.

>>507436230
>culture worth fighting for

lol

>>507443245
>I was going to meet up with an Australian girl this week at my cabin in the Ozarks who was here on business, but she got terrified by the california protests going on with the beaners in LA.
This has to be a pajeet, no one else tells such bizarre and obvious self-aggrandizing lies

>>507443947
That's the way it works, strawman until it sticks. Nobody gives a shit if memes are real.

>>507436348
it's called discipline and coordination

>>507443947
>Now that the left has for the most part dissociated from that bullshit
What planet are you from?
You wish your side looked sane, tranny

>>507436230
>culture worth fighting for.

>>507443632
The united states military is just an extension of the welfare state, at this point in time.

>>507434991 (OP)
we got a military parade at home:

>>507443721
uncut and unconcerned show flag kike, you that humiliated by the shithole you live in? Taskforce Z flag, lol nobody was holding you back vlad. Russia was destroyed by their own sheer incompetence even the Ukrainian Slav nigger beat you off thats embarrassing. Seriously imagine doing basic maitenence on the 10 million dollar tanks and armoured troop carieers like 100$ tire replacements.

Tried to copy our militaries shock and awe campaign, but it was just humiliated and anus blasted campaign. Seriously I can't believe that we actually spend so much on the fucking military when your nation was just a brown paper bag that's been pissed on by a hobo.

Resources don't mean anything retard, nigeria has a nation filled with oil and they live as cavemen Niger, and japan has no natural resources at all and they have robots sucking thier tiny snow-nigger dicks.

>>507443624
>And other is spend months and months training your soldiers so they walk like robots.
For several hundred years this was also combat training. And even after soldiers quit fighting as line infantry, being able to follow orders like a robot no matter what was going on around you was still an important skill that significantly improved that performance of an army.
It's definitely not as relevant today. So why even have a parade then? They're not the only way nations have shown off their military capabilities. Back in the middle ages you had jousting tournaments in Europe and mounted archery competitions in places like Mongolia and Japan. Just do modern versions of that instead.

>>507437010
Now that is just immensely pathetic.

>>507444083
lol send bobs and vagenna SAAAAR MORE BOBS AND VAGENA SIR!

>>507442959
We all used to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79f8F-bNKk

>>507444097
It's not even about the discipline of the actual soldiers doing the drill, its crazy that the Army would go out of its way to put on a show and then put zero effort into it. It's such a small thing, they don't need to train for a year to be perfect just have them drill for a few weeks straight so they are presentable. But even that is asking too much, it probably never even occurred to anyone at the top to make sure the units participating didn't look like shit.

>>507434991 (OP)
The jewnited snakes army always did it this way afaik, even that victory parade they threw in paris back in 1944 had a similar stride

>>507444420
>army would go out of its way
I can assure you that this wasn't the Army's idea

absolutely pathetic

>>507444217
>100$
Definitely a jeet or some similar variety of turdgolem.

>>507434991 (OP)
Sad shit, tge U.S. moliary is in a bad shape

>>507444116
You need to take your meds.

>Complain about marching troops.
> Does not realizes that those marching orders are for drone fodder which need to be brainwashed out of their survival instincts.

>>507434991 (OP)
Whats wrong with this?

>>507434991 (OP)
>flupf schedules a military parade for his birthday
>the result is three hours of heckin diverse soldiers awkwardly strolling down a road
kek, this retard really ordered his own humiliation ritual

>>507444508
It's the Army's 250th birthday celebration. I know Trump had a role in turning it into this but it is still on the Army as an institution.
For fuck's sake they will hire jeets to shill 4chan but they can't drill for a parade?

>>507436056

>>507435486
just another feature of clown world

>>507438426
I still have rifles, cunt.

>>507444406
It's not even hard, you just put people in a uniform that doesn't look like shit, and have them drill a particular gait. They don't even have to be super tight, as you can see from this video. That's part of the reason you march a large unit; little mistakes are harder to spot when you have an entire brigade marching down the street.

I get if they were trying to embarrass Trump, but they also embarrass themselves and us. That's the sort of low-IQ, first order thinking I expect of the US military.

>>507443162
At least in America, once you're done with basic training, no one wastes their time with that. Its not even a skill that has to be maintained. You just need someone calling cadence or saying "left" every once in a while. They werent even walking at an actual marching pace, i.e. 30 inch steps at a relatively quick rythym, so it would have looked even weirder if they had been marching.. it could have been done to look better... but you're high if you think they are going to waste even more time of a bunch of green berets etc. to learn a completely useless new skill

>>507436230
>Third world countries love to see their soldiers walk like brainless zombies because they are.
That's exactly what this parade was. A lack of discipline and a lack of creativity shows just how much of a bunch of brainless zombies Americans have become.

The 1945 parade was not only marched with discipline, it had FUN stuff in it. Not just a bunch of Zombies delivering an ad for military contractors. America has lost its fun and its soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SorZ7TL0fGc

>>507434991 (OP)
It wasn't bad for a first try. Obviously countries that do it every year are better at it.

Also it's worth noting that the vibe was totally different from typical commie military parades. It wasn't about showing off how mighty the army is, it was a celebration of the army's history. Like a visit to a museum.

>>507437084
but then whut happen to all them trillions for the pentagra-gon I mean

>>507444192
Well I was mocking racists who think the military has their back. Go enlist.

>>507437010
>all those cargo shorts
CHEEZUSS KROIST! I didn't think the meme was real

>>507436230
pissrael is dey cultcha?

>>507445079
The modern American military parade, on the other hand: BROUGHT TO YOU BY PALANTIR

No ideology, no message, no soul. A country that believes in nothing.

>>507439894
10 us army guys would be blown up by 10 temu drones while the chinks send bodies on motorcycles to overwhelm whatever position they held.

Hood rat criminals throwing shit at Seattle police and breaking windows in downtown Seattle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4is8z_ha_i0

>>507445513

Criminal anti ice rioters have done a bunch of vandalism including keying and destroying a black Jeep by denting it

>>507438159
You're a fat fuck lmao

>>507434991 (OP)
wow. POWERFUL AND SYMBOLIC!

>>507445140
>It wasn't bad for a first try. Obviously countries that do it every year are better at it.
You're supposed to practice before the parade itself lmao
>It wasn't about showing off how mighty the army is, it was a celebration of the army's history. Like a visit to a museum.
Most military parades include that element. There is almost always a section of the parade that is wearing historical uniforms and carrying old weapons. Do you think those evil commie countries don't celebrate anniversaries?
These excuses are ridiculous, they just didn't put any real effort into this and it shows.

>>507444674
It wasn't a parade to demonstrate the Army's might or whatever shit that you're used to seeing nations that dont have 900+ bases around the world doing.. it was more or less a walking exhibit celebrating the Army's history. You should honestly be glad we have way better shit to be doing that perfecting some goose step shit in a time where our actual marching method (30 inch steps, 120 per minute) would have been too fast

I wish I could see the faces of the last True Roman generals during the years of 300-400
Standing there and watching tattooed up long haired gauls march around an Italian parade square alongside bent backed Syrians with their paltry middle eastern beards, and the blackest Nubian Africans dressed up in ramshackle in what was once the resplendent armor of the particians
All pretending as though they were of the same type of conquering legionaries that once proudly bestrode the world

I wonder if the average American general has the same type of view that they do

>>507435505
in your ass

>>507446089
>It wasn't a parade to demonstrate the Army's might or whatever shit that you're used to seeing nations that dont have 900+ bases around the world doing.. it was more or less a walking exhibit celebrating the Army's history. You should honestly be glad we have way better shit to be doing that perfecting some goose step shit in a time where our actual marching method (30 inch steps, 120 per minute) would have been too fast
kek you obvious shills just keep spamming this same inane cope with the exact same phrasing

>>507436230
The parades we had in the past were better and that was during our prime. >>507445079 You can stop the cope dude this is embarrassing
>Yeah it was sloppy ON PURPOSE to show our individualty
When Americans have definitely done better in the past, when we actually had something resembling a culture.
Instead we're stuck doing fucking coinbase crypto sponsorships.

Actually happy Trump did this, but not for the reason he likes.
Full display of how incompetent our military is and it's the part of the government we throw the most money at. It's a welfare system and path to US citizenship.
Total fucking embarrassment today, you compare it to the 1991 parade and it is night and fucking day.
>George H.W. Bush starts by honoring the fallen soldiers in the Gulf War and even touches on the Vietnam Vets that were totally forgotten.
>Celebrating an actual fucking victory.
>General H. Norman Schwarzkopf is a main centerpiece to show competence and draw crowds.
>Show hi-tech weapons from aircrafts, missile systems, and land vehicles.
>Troops look competent and in shape.

I hope to fucking god this was another wake up call to normies about the state of our fucking country, but I'm seeing a lot of seal clapping or just people flat out ignoring it.

>>507435869
I hate America BUT the US military would btfo any of these "fancy marching" soldiers 30 to 1. i also hate the military but thems the facts

>>507446459
Face it, you're an American. You will never be Mexican, you will always hate America but stay because you know any other country would curb stomp you for being an autistic contrarian

>>507434991 (OP)
I don't think it's appropriate to laugh...

>>507446735
>Face it, you're an American. You will never be Mexican, you will always hate America but stay because you know any other country would curb stomp you for being an autistic contrarian
The jeetbot is malfunctioning.

>>507437010
This country is such a fucking joke holy shit. I am ashamed to live in this shit hole.

>>507446661
I think anyone who isn't already demoralized is just in Lala land at this point

Having to face reality is too much of a red flag
I think the only time we'll see a real awakening is if the army has to fight Chinese in ship battles
It'll create such a schism that every boomers brain will instantly turn to mush

>>507446661
Wtf happened in 34 years?

>>507437709
we can only afford the $10 plain clothes from walmart. any clothes that look good at are minimum $40

>>507446803
I mean, you can pretend you aren't American, that's your God given right, but you're still le epic just shitting on your own nation

>>507444406
SS Changing of the Guard [HIGH QUALITY]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7S7M9h6Cvk

Meanwhile, in China....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cXXw4x58-4

>>507447016
Is that a video of them cooking bugs in sewer oil? Sorry, youtube isn't loading for me

>>507436056
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

>>507434991 (OP)
decided to check parade out yesterday and stumbled on this exact moment. horishit.

>>507434991 (OP)
Dude what is this marching, are they walking to starbucks ? HAHAHAHA. Might as well come out with the mobility scooters.

>>507446733
>thems the facts
you talk like a nigger and are a massive faggot

>>507446900
I really don't think anybody at this point is going to have the stomach to defend Taiwan but if it were up to me I'd engineer a scenario where Japan or some random tourists from there in Taiwan are clipped so we can spam recruitment ads to say we're protecting Japan, shill some anime pvs from studios and have some idols do ads and you'll have the Ukraine Reddit situation with 1000x the potential recruits with fresh weeb cannon fodder. Just say that after 10 years of service** (Terms and conditions may apply.) you can have dual Japanese citizenship and you're good to go.

>>507445298
Already did...

>>507447079
Chinks, Soviets and Norks do better military parades than Orange Blumpf. Blumpf should have never bothered, you can't compete with commies on the parade ground.

>>507436230
You shouldn't call out other's cultures when yours consists of worshipping niggers, faggots and jews

>>507436139
Fucking lol

>>507446918
From 75% White to <50% White. And every bit of culture and morality destroyed along the way.

i like the burger no-nonsense march more tbdesu
https://youtu.be/iVuGP748ZMo

>>507435952
>don't forget to buy our crypto scam
>have your son sign up for the army now

>>507443662
The entire nation of Canada exists in a state of Freudian penis envy, they have to see every day as we make more money, have a stronger and better military, buy cheaper homes, and import less jeets and their they are so loyal to their big daddy England, but yet still ignored to afraid to rebel not brave enough to be on their own. The only people who experienced a worse inferiority complex due to English abuse are the Indians, and this explains why Canada is obsessed with importing as many jeets as possible, so they like an ugly girl who is friends with a fat woman

>>507444539
you spend an extraordinary amount of time think about jeets and talking about jeets are you a Canadian on a business trip in America?

>>507436537
Every year the DoD would randomly drop a several hundred dollars in your paycheck without warning and you'd have to go look at an itemized payslip to figure out it was the "Uniform Allowance".
Or if they changed the uniforms, you'd get even more since you were expected to replace everything.
The switched up their digital camo bullshit right before I was getting out and IIRC is was like $2400.
They don't coordinate this shit with the supply chain, so even if I had wanted to waste that money on crap I had no plans of ever wearing again, they didn't even have enough in stock to have spent it all (and due to the supply issues, it wasn't required to have ANY of the new shit for like a year after I was free).

Dude cut the parade, if that's the parade, NO MAN, this is international humiliation. EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU. SOMEONE GO SCREAM AT THEM FOR BEING RETARDS. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ANCESTORS IS DOING BACKFLIPS IN HIS GRAVE.

>>507447239
I dont want to compete with commies on parades. Drill and ceremony is almost as homoerotic as man on man intercourse.

>>507434991 (OP)
What did you expect? A goose step?

>>507447570
YES

>>507439853
Apparently the birds around Ukraine love using the fragments of fiber optic cable to build nests.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

They're using the mew military issued tactical dildos (classified as confidential), which makes it impossible to march correctly.
Would you like to know more?

>>507446661
Agree

>>507447832
They just increased the budget to 1 billion trillion in order to add an extra inch of length and girth to the dildos

Lmao

why do they walk like theyre holding in a massive turd or like theyre trying not to leak out of their butt? is it from all the jewish assblastings?

>>507435869

>>507447984
American soldiers are required to wear a buttplug.

>>507448115
They sure walk like it, and it must come with an israeli flag on it.

>>507447533
Unironically the Azawad rebels in Africa put on a better parade. Look at this video... the fun part with the bigger guns and camels starts at 4:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkJJOsJK8ow

>>507447984
Tldr they are trying to look professional and march but there is no cadence being called and the pace is too slow to actually be marching, so it just looks like they are trying to walk with their butthole clenching as hard as possible to keep the poop from falling out.

>>507439552
The future of warfare is the past of warfare: big fuckoff missiles.
Drones don't have the speed or payload for modern warfare. They're just guerilla weapons.
Even conventional artillery out-ranges commercial drones and carried superior explosives.
The only advantage drones have is in troop to troop combat where they can be used to outmaneuver entrenched enemies.

>>507437010
Holy crap, that isn't a real image. Look closely.

>>507448196
The Azawad military is also 500x more combat effective. US soldiers dont even know how to jump through large flaming hoops

>>507446900
why be demoralized? standing armies are not about winning wars or actually defending the country, they are about suppressing rebellion and actual sovereignty. the weaker they get, the better our chances if and when anyone ever gets off their fat asses and fights

>>507448047
The one thing we don't know about China is how their military looks in action. Last war for them was Vietnam in 1979. If they wrap up Taiwan in record speed I'll have my whole family fill out that fucking form.
However, still not making excuses for the US. The first thing you learn is how to march and they can't even do that, they can barely fucking walk.

>>507447984
See
>>507447832
>>507447911


The dildo comes with occasional fake semen squirts which keeps them loyal.

>>507437010
To the absolute retard that is doing a salute without a hat, YOU ARE SALUTING THE EMBLEM ON THE FUCKING HAT NOT YOUR BALD FREAK HEAD

>>507448409
Dude stfu stop lying to trying and bring us down.

We jerk off our battle buddies and use their semen

>>507448468
You dont need a hat to salute...

> I don't know what I've been told
> I ain't got no hand to hold

>>507436139
Is this shambles shown on the left deliberate? Is it AI? Cherry picked out of context? It looks as though they going out of their way to make a mockery of parading. I have seen school children march better in time and with proper spacing.

>>507448579
yeah you do, you are saluting the emblems and symbols of your country which is what is on your combat or ceremonial hat, otherwise makes no sense, it's like saluting dandruff instead of America

Even my third world country has better parades than this

>>507448615
> Afghanis took my baitin' hand
> Forced to be in gay pride parade
> Behind woman
It's so fucking over lol

anyone have the webm of this guy who looks like he injects 1.000CC's of estrogen into his balls every morning, poking out of the tank hatch and waving at he camera?

the iranian military parade a few weeks back was vastly more impressive. america is a laughingstock

>>507448620
Those guys are green berets. They probably haven't marched in formation for 5 years, and any one of them have shot more ammo in the past month than the entire group of people on the right has in their career

>>507434991 (OP)
Banana republic tier.

>>507435932
>>507436230
I went thru U.S. Air Force basic. Trust me, the U.S. military cares about military tradition too, but you can only do so much with the lazy fat selfish American people. They're lucky they could field those 7 troops at this point because the rest of the U.S. army is refusing to obey orders and drinking while playing video games back at base.

>>507448620
No it was actually that fucking bad. Half our country couldn't be prouder the other half thinks he's a dictator and I'm hear scratching my fucking head why the most expensive army in the world can't fucking march properly.

>>507448689
No, retard. We salute in the general direction of the loud speakers playing Reveille without hats almost every day at PT (depending on what time we exercise)

>>507446661
>but I'm seeing a lot of seal clapping or just people flat out ignoring it.
You've got people ITT who are defending it.
>>507435932
>>507436230
>Only third worlders care about displaying a unified, disciplined, organized military to its people
The US military just brazenly displayed they have an absolutely disastrous competence crisis in the midst of their next big recruiting push.

>>507448989
LONG LIVE DANDRUFF

>>507448832
always ready with a convenient explanation for why your country has become a joke. the trump administration is not playing calabi-yau chess its afraid of star wars analogies on twitter.

>>507444083
you can tell its an ESL how how it spaces its sentences

>>507434991 (OP)
plsss tell me thats AI...

>>507434991 (OP)
It's really nice they give retards gainful employment though

>>507449089
I think unironically you can get the cartels to do a better parade

>>507449083
lets be honest shitskin you would call it a joke no matter what the parade had looked like.

>>507449083
>Algeria
Did someone fart? I thought i heard something

>>507449123
oh i didn't realize it was the parade of people with disabilities, you are right man, we need to be more sensitive about this topic

>>507434991 (OP)
I don't get it. Looks okay. They were in sync.

>>507434991 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgnEBWy-JO8
Same energy.

>>507449162
none of you would be here trying to explain why the most powerful military in the world doesn't have to look the part if you had gotten the parade you wanted.

>>507449152
they probably could.

btw, wtf with this neck this has to be ai

>>507449224
>algeria
mutt

What was the first thing Trump do after that?

>>507449311
there is no parade we could have had that you would not claim makes you feel humiliated....now what?

>>507435438
I'm not sure either, but there is:
>women
>short women struggling to keep up with the march
>no dress uniforms
>just... general lack of discipline with body movement positions and timing
>viewer discretion advised

>>507443632
You're going to get brown either way with sun exposure if you're in the army.

>>507435869
>>507436139
These webms brought so much copium ITT LMAO. Just admit it China will dominate the world in a decade or two. It is over for the w*stern man. Don't forget to fill the form >>507448047 and MAYBE comrade Jinping spares you.

>>507434991 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcDfCkzLrH0

We, thankfully, have never marched like tryhard goosestepping fags.

>>507435869
French are destroying their knees with that shit. It looks better but not recommended.

>>507449343
Oh shit, my bad, Albania. Sorry I thought you were an almost relevant country for a split second

>>507449781
snark is for women and redditors. talk like a man.

>>507449681
Copium or not that sort of walking is not healthy. They're only really destroying their knees. It would be better to walk normally in sync. It would have the same effect.

>>507449838
Ok, man to man, I assume you're using a VPN but whatever country your from, mine would fuck yours to death regardless of how well people marched at some gay ass parade

>>507450048
oh...shit, well, ok THATS why they all claim to feel humiliated by teh parade lol, knowing the even spic manlets would still kill them in droves...

>>507435869
Take 5 seconds and ask:

"Which side intimidates jews the most?"

>>507450048
we're a small country and you're not. nothing inherently noble or masculine about sheer force of numbers.

>>507435415
>when the jew rat simply cannot resist biting the hand that feeds him
This will work out well for you guys in the long run, I'm sure.

>>507435869
>>507436198
>>507439894
>>507441763
>>507442959
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KEK EGLIN FAGGOTS HUMILIATED AND COPING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>507450388
We started small but hey, I guess we're just better.

>>507435415
It's almost like you are responsible for that Shlomo

>>507450568
because you have a much larger pool of energy to draw from. what you have on your side is industry and thermodynamics, not God.

>>507450789
You have a huge natural abundance of copium

>>507450789
Lol I don't think God gives a fuck about you or your country, if God exists at all.

>>507451025
God dwells in the heart, not nations.

>>507450789
Based Albanian highlander making mutts seethe

No listen, I refuse to belive this parade was anything other than an extremely clever gambit by the US military.
Listen, I studied the history of US military operations during the Pacific war and what struck me was just how fucking good the US were. Too quality fighting men, brilliant leadership, superior communications, outstanding logistics, better equipment. The Japs were beaten before they even began.
So when I see this shit show of a "parade" I can only think its the US military deliberately appearing weak. Yes. They want their enemy to think they are weak and undisciplined, that DEI and incompetence is rife with their ranks. Then when the enemy starts shit the US military will suddenly throw off its cloak of vulnerability and snap into kick ass mode. Making Herculean sacrifices like the USN sailors did on the Yorktown. Outsmarting the enemy like Admiral Spruance did at Midway. Defying overwhelming odds like the USS Johnson at Leyte Gulf. Then totally assfucking the enemy into submission like the Marines did at Okinawa.

>>507451104
This is true. I think its also true Albania calling America a joke is an ironic punchline of lacking self-awareness in and of itself

>>507437084
so the guys who ARE wearing that shit coughed up actual money for that shit? lmao how fucking self important

>>507435748
Communist dictatorships had military units that trained all the time just for parades. Basically a circus show.
The US should have just stuck with a simple parade or invited Hollywood to help make it look good.

>>507442802
>middle manager in an investment bank
So you're a leech that produces nothing of value and your salary is overinflated.

You're the problem.