Thread 507441462

I never here any news about/from this country. I sometimes forget it even exists.

>>507441462 (OP)
Smoked Gouda

>>507441462 (OP)
fake nation, faggotry

>>507441462 (OP)
chocolate

>>507441462 (OP)
Overrated beer and infinite Bamalians

and endlessly repeating cycle of incompetence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRfJwk9lm2w&list=RDDRfJwk9lm2w&start_radio=1

>>507441462 (OP)
They have fully lit motorways, which is nice, helps you get through it faster.

>>507441462 (OP)
politically? hilarious incompetence
life quality is quite okay in my opinion

>>507443889
We stopped doing that btw

>>507444010
Really? I haven't driven through in a few years.

International Nonce rings (Detroux affair)
coincidentally, it's the capital of the EU

>>507441462 (OP)
n...nothing

it's sunday 8:30am, i'm gonna make some pancakes and coffee

>>507444955
>pancakes
Waffles are only for tourists?

>massive child trafficking
>borderline narco-state
>incompetent politicians
>eternal walloon/flanders divide breeds political impotence
>corruption HQ thanks to the EU

>>507445061
waffles is something you buy at a market stand or brasserie (if you feel like spending lots of money on a piece of cooked dough)
cleaning waffle irons is a pain in the ass

>>507445562
>cleaning waffle irons is a pain in the ass
Don't you guys have child sex slaves for that?

>>507441462 (OP)
Last century: Magritte and Hergé.
This century: Muslims and Caliphaté.

>>507444062
yeah money is up dtarted around corona now there’s way less light everywhere

>>507444955
That better be the Dalton version of Mein Kampf, or the German one. Dalton version is the best one in English.

>>507445061
Yes. I doubt many Belgians would conciser it a "waffles country".

>>507441462 (OP)
chocolate and elite pedo gangs

>>507445850
couldn't afford to feed them anymore so i buried them in my backyard, food prices and taxes too high
>>507446760
stalag edition, authorised by uncle Adolf himself

>>507447813
Kek

>>507441462 (OP)
That's a good thing. You can't invade/nuke us if you don't know we exist.

It's not a real country.

>>507449564
why so salty?
oh...

>>507445147
>corruption HQ thanks to the EU
yes THIS
picrel Belgium and the EU were extorting €5000 bribes from EU citizens in order for them to have health care rights when they moved into Belgium
Belgium prosecutor office is threatening to murder witnesses

during sex, what do belgians hold onto....?

>>507441462 (OP)
Unbelievable amounts of satanic/jewish child rape, sacrifice, and cannibalism

>>507441462 (OP)
waffles

and nothing else

ever

stop asking

>>507441462 (OP)
It's a beautiful country, but it has a gloomy vibe. Too much niggers and muzzies. Also kikes - see Antwerp and diamonds.

>>507444955
Negro, making crêpes is trivial wtf you buy them cooked

>>507441462 (OP)
Ugly architecture. Seriously, go to any medium - large city in Belgium and walk around with street view. It looks like a fucking industrial factory. Everything is gray or made of bricks and the sky is constantly gray. Netherlands is way better.

>>507441462 (OP)
It's essentially a buffer zone pretending to be a state that the Bongs, Frogs and Krauts agreed to let exist because each thought it would prevent their other two enemies from gaining continental mastery.

Aren't they like a safe haven for international pedophiles? It' like they are a broken country, the blacks and browns speak french and the whites speak dutch. Then it's brussels, a transvesti, a globo homo city where french is spoken but it's in the dutch area. I went there once. The Grand Place was fine I guess. It was funny because you could see how French is an African language. You were in Brussels and you could literally take a bus and in 10 minutes you would be in a dutch area and even the race would change. From black to white kek

the french speaking ones seem like good guys
at the least the couple i know for church

Btw, one of their most famous meals is a disgusting slop called mitraillet or something like that. They put some disgusting meat with fries in a sandwich. Everything is aesthetically disgusting about the belgians

>>507452027
Based knower

>>507441462 (OP)
I traveled this 'country' extensively in mid-2010s.
The whole country felt like two distinct flavors of limbo. The French one stuck in the 80s and the Dutch one stuck in the same late 80s but a tad more 'progressive'. Both had a very certain charm, very vintage feeling if you might, but with a certain hint of 'dread', also the country was very rundown.
Oh wait, there was also Brussels. But we don't talk about that. Never. Avoid that place at all costs, I don't even want to know how it is 10 years later today.

>>507452027
C H A R L E R O I

When I arrived I was like wtf? And those people make fun of Soviet esthetics? That was the most Soviet looking city ever possible to imagine

>>507452310
>meat with fries in a sandwich.
As a Scot this sounds excellent.

>>507441462 (OP)
drunkest country i've ever seen (at least the French half)

>>507452589
Brussels street food is terrific. Mitraillet means "machine gun."

moooohhhhh Gertje seffens lekker frietekes bakken

>>507441462 (OP)
>Flanders
Wealthiest area in EU
>Brussels
Muslim shithole
>Wallonia
Muslim shithole in cities, rural areas are nice

>>507452589
And that's why you have a worse life expectancy than fucking Afghanistan

>>507452683
i knew this yenta giantess that's lived in america most of her life but has the BIGGEST TITS

like obscenely large

she's also a bitch and will suddenly flip her personality on you jekyll and hyde style

however she did hook me up with her friend years ago

women/jews everyone

>>507452787
>i knew this yenta giantess that's lived in america most of her life

forgot to mention she's "scottish" with her citizenship from there

but she's totally a kike

It's an islamic state that specializes in producing terrorists

>>507452683
No. That's the heroin.

>Detroux was 30 years ago
Why is our country still known for this when other countries had more child rapists afterwards?

>>507452932
Dont you guys have more muslims?

>>507452833
>forgot to mention she's "scottish" with her citizenship from there
>but she's totally a kike
Glad she found her way home to America....

>>507441462 (OP)
1/4 people in Flanders, 1/3 people in Wallonia and 2/3 people in Brussels are foreigners. This country is done for.

The people have a Medieval weirdo vibe to them, which is a good thing I guess

>>507441462 (OP)
Beer, shitty roads, and somehow both worse islamic terrorists and politics than us.

All countries that speak French are destined to become muslim. French is an African language

>>507453025
they have more half-breeds

>>507453064
LOL yeh

she's flopping those fat yenta giantess tiddies around here somewhere

never got to snu-snu tho :\

>>507452973
Because all his friends got away with it.

>>507441462 (OP)
We enjoy fries, owning Europe and quite literally being the biological masterrace.

The entire country is staggeringly full of Arabs and Africans and it gets worse the further south you travel towards France. Africans at least work but like 90% of the Arab migrants are here just to collect the dole and ship more of their family in. Lots of them, including Ukrainians, do not speak a word of Dutch or even French despite living in Belgium for 5+ years.

In general though, the Flemish zone is economically productive and has a very good quality of living while the Walloon part is a rust belt with decaying post industrial cities but nice picturesque countryside villages. I have not met too many Walloons but the Flemish are chiller Catholic Dutchies who think that people from the Netherlands are too rude & direct.

>>507441462 (OP)
Relatively common hooligan and migrant sports riots. They also have the largest number of islamist immigrants per capita who travelled down to Syria in order to join ISIS.

EU's headquarter is located there so lots of politics for Europe is pushed forward by the bureaucratic elite. It's a big hub for travellers with traffic coming in and out. From international students to tourists and politicians.

>>507446701
Why do I never see people from your country post on /pol/? Why are you just lurking until someone specifically mentions Belgium? SPEAK nigga.

>>507445147
Reminder :
https://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/coronavirus-un-eurodepute-hongrois-ultraconservateur-demissionne-apres-une-orgie-a-bruxelles-02-12-2020-8411790.php

>>507456499
about what nothing ever happens

>>507443957
>politically? hilarious incompetence
ask a random person from a random country about politics, and they will tell you the same thing

>>507452027
>>507452543
it is absolutely depressing
belgians may think you are mocking them if you talk about it but I feel sorry for them

>>507452027
>Everything is gray or made of bricks and the sky is constantly gray. Netherlands is way better.
but you described netherlands tho

>>507457103
must be why dutch tourists can’t stop coming over in search of some authenticity

>>507452134
because you went to an immigrant hood in brussels to a middle class suburb in flanders, of course it would change from black to white

>>507441462 (OP)
>What happens there?
They get beaten by North Africans.

>>507452472
>The French one stuck in the 80s and the Dutch one stuck in the same late 80s
that's true that we are stuck in the 80's
even radio stations still play 80's songs like they were new, not in a retro-nostalgic way
Belgium is a time-capsule to the eighties

>>507457492
hey now we also have lots of 90’s vibes

>>507444010
nah man yesterday the E25 down from Liège was lit

>>507457227
you think dutch people go to belgium for tourism? maybe some boomers stuck in the past. They mostly go there to stock up on food, tobacco and gas

>>507458428
yes every weekend antwerp is filled to the brim with young dutch 30 somethings even Mechelen is getting dutched now as Antwerp is too mainstream for you hipsters don’t even get me started on the yearly migrations to the ardennes

>>507441462 (OP)
Nothing ever happens. It's precisely what this country is : nothing.

>>507458719
That's just the Dutch looking for African partners. They love them.

>>507450498
You only exist as a British/US tripwire to lure the world into a war every time Germany or France become powerful enough to pose a threat to world hegemony. You're a pressure plate in a video game. In a sane world, Flanders would be a part of NL, Walloons would be a part of France, and NL/France would share a border.

>>507452027
It's highly dependent on the city council. It goes from suicide inducing to very nice.

>>507452543
Tbh Charleroi is infamous in Belgium. It is a hotspot for weirdo leftist politicians (the city has had socialist party majority since the 1970s) that tried every single retarded idea of urbanism and architecture, not missing a single one. Of course the city is also great replaced.
Why did you even travel there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZrWbwOS2XY
The only people in the world who can play the trumpet at a trot, France of course the most military experienced country. Nothing flashy just pure skill.

>>507459170
i’m pro flanders-dutch union on economic terms (imagine the super harbor we could make) but culturally we’re so far from each other it would create problems

>>507458719
antwerp???? lmao
I wont dispute it (ive been there 100s of times for work but 10+ years ago), but ok, it must be what >>507459053 said. Or they are profiteering? it's very expensive to have a normie night out here in 2025... something must draw them there

At least ardennes is understandable to me. oh well. hopefully they don't ruin too many things. there is not much that isn't already ruined in both countries

>>507459170
>In a sane world, Flanders would be a part of NL
so we can get even more niggers?
we\re good

>>507460105
this made me laugh out loud we are flooded beyond capacity with fucking muslims and africans and you think we cannot have 1 country because some call it friet and others call it patat?

>>507456694
Top clown world.
Remember when our politicians and journalists were going to the restaurants when we were forbidden to be outside?

>>507459170
Non-understanding of history and nationality. If northern Belgium wants independence it is understandable but joining the Netherlands is strange. It would make much more sense to join France (language is a non issue just guaranteeing its use in public institutions and has never been a serious basis for nation building) and that's reaching a bit. Splitting real Flanders form Brabant would still make more sense than your proposal.

>>507459542
>Why did you even travel there?
Ryanair fly there. It's cheap. Probably that.

>>507460105
This , it would make us Richter but at what Cost.

>>507460818
>Ryanair base
Already sussy.

>>507460834
based

>>507460346
dude even your mocro’s are different from ours it’s weird but fair enough and point well made

how are belgian women?
whores like the dutch?

>>507441462 (OP)
>What happens there?
It's a muslim shithole. What else do you need to hear?

>>507461575
majority of hookers say that exclusevly the flemish men love being dominated and fucked in the ass with giant dildos(a story from actual hooker)

>>507443793
what ale have you had that's better?

>>507459542
>Why did you even travel there?
>>507460818
>Ryanair fly there. It's cheap. Probably that.

Exactly that. I arrived there before making a trip to Liege via Namur and Huy (LOVED IT for all the wrong reasons).