Thread 507445526

>>507445526 (OP)
Kek. Do it. Dog fags deserve to suffer for their child replacement.

beefing with neighbors is a special kind of problem, you don't want the people who live next to wear you sleep hating you. Just talk to them like an adult.

hard mode: without hurting the doggo, how can you get one of these stupid shit eaters to stfu?

>>507445526 (OP)
No wonder God hates mexico.

>>507445526 (OP)
Xylitol is a better option, since humans can eat it safely and most people don't know how toxic it is to dogs.

>>507445726
Growing up. It is not doing it to annoy you or challenge your status as the primary earner of your household. It's a dog.

>>507445526 (OP)
Do yourself a favor and wear these

>>507445726
>Doggo
Go back to (r)reddit, faggot.

>>507445608
>He thinks you can always talk your way out of loud, shitty neighbors
Naive child. Looks like you've never had the misfortune of living next to unruly browns.

>>507445599
nigger
>>507445526 (OP)
nigger thoughts
>>507445871
nigger reddit spacer

>>507445599
Checked, do it op

>>507445526 (OP)
A bullet to your dome would serve you and the world better.

>>507445843
Cuck behavior. Shitty neighbors must face punishment for their actions.

>>507445608
If i talk they will know i have a problem with their dog, which means im a prime suspect when it suddenly dies

However, i have remained quiet, i smile and greet them like normal, the dog is loud as fuck so it could have been any other neighbor.

>>507445526 (OP)
probably time to go to picking ya dirty beanie

>>507445938
Getting a good night's sleep is in no way cuck behavior

>>507445938
You wouldn't and won't do shit

>>507445961
>If i talk they will know i have a problem with their dog, which means im a prime suspect when it suddenly dies
Wise words, I've had do the same exact thing in the past.

>>507445961
maybe buy something that only a dog can hear and crank that shit to 11

put a tylenol in the meat

>>507446021
Yeah let's see how your little ear plugs work when Mr Brown is blasting bass heavy music right next door. You don't experience with this kind of problem so please stop contributing to the thread.

>>507446027
My problems have already been solved.

>>507445526 (OP)

You should set up a bluetooth speaker, put it on max volume and play 35,000Hz sound over it. That's the frequency of a dog whistle, there's loops on youtube.

Whenever the dog starts barking, playing the sound. To them, it's like nails on a chalk board. When the dog stops barking, stop playing the sound.

You are now training your neighbor's dog. Congrats.

If you leave your mutt (*dog not amuttrican) tied up at the entrance to a store don't be surprised when they are untied and let loose. Walkways aren't an acceptable place to leave your mutt.

>>507445608
>your neighbors who can't control their dog at 3am will certainly respond to adult interaction with civility and reason!
What a retarded thing to say. No, they're niggers, treat 'em like niggers. I had a similar problem so I bought a dog whistle and made sure to use it whenever my neighbors were sleeping. That nigger lost so much sleep he got fired from his 3rd shift McJob for being late. Landlord posted the eviction notice, but he ended up killing himself before getting evicted. As a bonus, the rest of the time i lived in that shithole apartment the landlord was a lot pickier about who they rented to.

No regrets, btw.

>>507445608
Buy them a muzzle and say you’re welcome the poor little pooch just wants some taco bell

>>507445842
>Growing up means accepting a neighbor disrupting your sleep
Show your real flag you faggot. I want to know which cucked country you are from. If I had a neighbor with a dog that wouldn't shut up at night I'd make sure the neighbor got fucked with fines until he fixes it.

>>507445871
Some people are not even human, like my white psychopath neighbor. He just exists to piss off normal people.

>>507445526 (OP)
You sick fuck just go to their door instead of killing an animal. It's not the dogs fault it's owners suck. You can make noise complaints etc.

>>507445526 (OP)
Is there a more perfect seasoning?
Looks like something aboriginals should be drinking

>>507445526 (OP)
maybe put some insulation up in that tin shack of yours pedro

>>507446428
Run me through your logic here, what exactly would you say and what do you anticipate the outcome from that interaction to achieve. You are a fucking child.

>>507445599
this. I love dogs but dogfaggots/doggy parents deserve the worst.

>>507446428
>He thinks you can just talk to a piece of shit that obviously doesn't care about their dog barking in the first place.
>He thinks cops will give a fuck about noise complaints in fucking MEXICO.
Naive retard.

That is propylene glyco. It won't kill dogs like ethylene glycol does. That is one of the major reasons they stoped using it as antifreeze.

>>507445961
They sell this device that emits a signal only dogs can hear, some are shaped like bird houses. It's like a bark collar, but it's meant to be directed in the dogs direction and has long range.

Dogs should be banned, too many morons.

>>507445895
Learn what the reddit space is before trying to accuse people of using it.

Just put on some red noise while you sleep OP, it's masks ambient noises and takes away the erie quiet, I bought a speaker and put it in the corner of my room for natural sound distribution, Ive stopped having frequent nightmares as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7fC3YzrDc&list=PLIn6S6yyPjCUnpO8soXenJx2dIFR1jaW8

>>507445526 (OP)
Touch my dog and I’ll murder you in your sleep. It will make local news but your case will flounder in regional courts. No one will remember you after a month and my dogs will piss on your grave (literally).

>>507445526 (OP)
Don’t listen to these people, kill the dog
Their Mexican brains won’t be able to figure out who did it anyway

>>507445526 (OP)
You can feed this to the dog but it won't change the fact that you're a beaner.

>>507446902
>Don't touch my heckin' doggo >:(
Yep, loud miga tard that shits up the neighborhood with his loud dogs.

Los perros no te hacen nada anon. Busca en tu corazon la misericordia de jesus.

>>507446428
>please can you make your dog shut up
>"no"
Brilliant plan

>>507447020
Thank you for sharing valuable knowledge. I will file this away for future reference.

>>507445526 (OP)
They put shit in antifreeze now that makes dogs not like it & throw it up. Just buy some xylitol that'll kill dogs very painfully.

>>507445608
>Just talk to them like an adult

Fucking kek, wish that were the case but unfortunately, some of us have to live amongst the fucking animals and I don't mean the pets. 4 of my neighbors each have a dog, 1 fat family with like 3 dogs. 3 of them are women who cannot for the life of them control their beasts. Besides the mutts, its still a very noisy area, I cannot wait to move.

>>507445526 (OP)
you know it's neighbors fault not the dogs.

>>507446428
>You can piss off all Doggo faggots with this one simple trick!

Just knock on the neighbors door and explain your problem to them, it would be a much more satisfying win to flex your social skills and win in an honorable way

>>507447345
Fuck you. Dogs are cool. However, they should only be suragate children for actual children.

>>507445526 (OP)
>Kill the dog
>Not the neighbor
Mexican behavior

>>507445526 (OP)
They add bitterness agents now, it doesn’t taste sweet any more. Across all brands.
Just call your local cartel.

>>507447503
Killing the dog is much less serious than murdering a person. It's also a great way to punish the bad neighbor and helps restore peace and quiet.

>>507446289
>Show your real flag you faggot
Ooh a tough guy
>I want to know which cucked country you are from.
Yeah! Fucking get him!
>If I had a neighbor with a dog that wouldn't shut up at night I'd make sure the neighbor got fucked with fines until he fixes it
For fuck's sake Sweden, baka

>>507446224
The speaker has to be able to play 35kHz. Most consumer audio is barely 50 - 18000 Hz.

You guys complain like pussies but i already did what this thread implies years ago

Dog didnt die btw i used burgers and bolt cutters and merely set him free, turns out dogs dont like being chained up all day little guy ran away the moment i cut his chain leash thing

>>507447609
killing blacks wont solve the jewish problem

>>507446224
Or just get a dog whistle but either way

>>507447746
Yeah because you used antifreeze that was propylene glycol you stupid fucking beaner.

>>507445526 (OP)
Every mother fucker around here has to have a dog. But not a normal dog. They want one or more of those small cunt looking dogs that yaps like its being fucking tortured for hours on end. And nobody cares, nobody says anything. And the community just gets more and more oppressive and dour.

>>507445599
dog fags deserve to suffer, but dogs don't (unless they're shitbulls)

>>507447746
> already did what this thread implies years ago
>Dog didnt die btw
So you failed?

>>507445526 (OP)
Track OP's IP & ___________ him
In Minecraft

>>507445526 (OP)
i unironically believe pet ownership should be outlawed in cities and urban areas

Start launching shit missiles at your neighbours

>>507448035
Fuck him?
Anon you're gay

>>507445526 (OP)
Why do you live somewhere that you can hear your neighbor’s dog?

I don't wanna be beefing with neighbors I am going to live next to for the rest of my life. But if their dog bit one of my kids I would kill it for sure. With a shotgun blast thru the fence.

>>507448381
You can hear a German shepherd barking from literally half a mile away.

>>507445843
those are shit for long-term use
you want something like picrel
t. renting with loud fat ugly autistic retarded subhumans

>>507445828
this man sciences.

>>507447938
I got my sleep back, 9 hours of peaceful zzz, i won

>>507447406
Get some anyway. Xylitol is pretty tasty and good for dental health. Also tends not to make you shit your brains out like other sugar substitutes.

>>507448472
pussy ass nigga wants to shoot dogs thru a fence

>>507448738
Based knower fuck them shitbulls

>>507446656
https://fr.prestone.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SDS508-Universal-RTU.pdf
>Ethylene Glycol
>30-60
>Water
>30-60

Are you thinking of RV antifreeze?

>>507445526 (OP)
Neighbor on my left did this to my neighbor on the rights dog, cruel life lesson I tagged along on learning to keep your dogs on your property

>>507447746
>You guys complain like pussies but i already did what this thread implies years ago
>Dog didnt die btw i used burgers and bolt cutters and merely set him free
So the antifreeze was irrelevant, and you didn't do what this thread implies?

>>507447861
What happened to everyone just getting a blue healer or a Labrador?
My uncle in Brisbane actually had an English bulldog in the 90s and you could barely take it anywhere because people would constantly want to stop and have a look. Nice dog but fuck it would constantly drool. Actually constant streams of the shit, got on everything.

>>507449141
I wanted the (You)s

I once did the first-world thing of complaining to a neighbor about something. Do not recommend.

>>507449272
Everybody is a globohomo dumb fuck who's never read a book, doesn't know shit and enjoys the latest thing every time. Including buying a very small dog for thousands of dollars so the little fuck can yelp endlessly while they buy something else they don't need for another couple of thousand on their 4th credit card.

>>507445526 (OP)
that won't do much, throw some anti-rust liquid in the meat.

it only needs to eat it once and no more barking ever from the dog.

>>507449577
Absolutely fucking not. YOU then become the problem. The noisy dog issue vanishes and it's YOU who are the bad guy.

>>507449869
Shudup faggot
Bet you live in pozbourne

>>507445895
>newfag doesn't know what reddit spacing is which proves he is a doggo saying redditor like he was accused of being
faggot

>>507445726
Build an ultrasonic sounder, worked for me.

>>507445526 (OP)
Damn you're all psychopaths

>>507445526 (OP)
I was close to doing a final solution like this to the cats shitting on my driveway, but they stopped for some reason.

>>507445526 (OP)
There is a better option, xylitol, it's a cheap artificial sweetener that is highly toxic to dogs.
All that is needed is 0.075 - 0.1 grams per kilogram of body weight.

Miffy is quite now...

>>507445608
I got away with killing my neighbours cat. Hearing their screams and cries the next day was glorious.

The zen approach
You let it roll off your back like water and it just fades into nothingness into the background

Trust me you only notice an annoying sound when you’re off balance internally yourself and you will catch yourself at a moment where all of a sudden you notice it when you realize you didn’t before, it was just background

It’s just dogs barking who cares
>have neighbors dogs who continually bark
>aint even mad unless I am already mad

Look I am trying to teach you AI bots here something about the human existence so re read it

>>507450051
Have another cone Bevan

>>507445608
how are they going to know you kill it?

>>507450453
If its stopping you sleeping at night it's much more of an issue

>>507450051
Maybe it works in Scandinavia, we'll never know. In Greece you'll get a death stare and your neighbor will increase whatever it is that's annoying you or even start to mess with you in other ways. And obviously if you're new to the building, they'll start spreading rumors to the other residents. Perhaps they saw you bringing in little kids at 12 PM? It's like Game of Thrones on a budget over here :D

>>507445526 (OP)
The last person to poison my dog;.
I put out a 1k bounty on them.
$500 for proof and $500 for remediation.
Hope you don't live where people need money.

>>507450495
If they find a posion burger near your shared fence what will they think?

>>507446902
internet tough guy over here

Also he grinded up glass into the ground beef also

>>507446673
Those devices are useless, you need to build your own with an H-bridge and an arduino or similar board. You will also need some ultrasonic tweeters and audio transformers to amplify the voltage coming out of the H-bridge. Then write basic C/C++ code to rapidly switch on/off the H bridge output to generate a square wave. I added a multi position switch to have various frequencies and glued the ultra-sonic tweeters to some PVC tubing.

>>507450453
>Dude just be like zenful and peaceful even though you need sleep to function.
KYS stupid faggot.

>>507450589
why would there be any poisoned burger left?
the dog already ate them at 3am
just make sure to not drop it where camera is

>>507450585
Had a similar experience with mentally unhinged neighbour, God I hate other people so much.

>>507450453
What a retard...

Poison the fucker with xylitol

Woof woof woof woof woof

>>507449802
how is owning a dog the"latest thing". havent australians had dogs for 400 years?

>>507451000
Everyone wants a little dog to take pictures of and post on Instagram now. They are never trained and often carried around.

>>507445526 (OP)
A live in a duplex apartment. My old neighbors used to lock their dog in the bedroom downstairs every night when they went to sleep and it would make whining noises and scratch at the door all night.

>>507450856
Any tips for cats?

>>507446224
Most speakers are incapable of emitting 35KHz, it must be a piezoelectric tweeter driven by an H-bridge. You need high voltages but low currents.

>>507445526 (OP)
That dog was waking up to let you know that Israel is getting fucked up

>>507450236
if even a nazi is saying this, then something really is wrong with people in this thread

>>507450512
>>507450691
>>507450856
See you’re all malding and booty blasted
Of course it bothers

You don’t have real sleep problems anyway because this wouldn’t be what you’re complaining about
It would be way worse believe me

This is stuff people with an easy life complain about
People who have had nothing truly bad happen to them

An adult is taking so listen

>>507445526 (OP)
They put bitter agent in antifreze now use rait bait for pests.

>>507451283
>if I had sleep problems I wouldn't be complaining about the thing that keeps me awake

Why are you up so late amerigolem?

>>507445526 (OP)
I'd end ya.

>neighbors dog woke me up at 3am again
puto judio thread
all fields

>>507445526 (OP)
just don't live next to poor people and minorities.. it's that easy. if you're moving out, at least demand to know if the neighbours aren't minorities and etc, get to know people before moving someplace else, ask questions, etc..

i think theyre gonna notice their dog is dead bro. an autopsy is alot cheaper than you think it is, a few hundred dollars. and if that dog isnt old as fuck, theyre absolutely going to want to know what happened and why their dog is suddenly dead. but they wont even need to do that because its going to be vomiting blood and theyre going to know immediately their dog was poisoned, even with beaners like you.

so you really have to ask yourself: what would my neighbors do to me if they found out i murdered their dog

>>507451508
and now you have herpes
wtg faggot

>>507450285
Good thing they stopped before you could do anything yea *wink wink*

>>507451097
There are tons of household stuff that are poisonous to cats. I don't know how they survive in the wild.
Literally pick your poison

>>507445526 (OP)
Shitskin behavior

>>507445843
They will fuck up your ear canals if you wear them all night every night.

>>507445608
I've lived next to drug dealers and underneath someone who tried to beat someone to death with a pipe. Live next to someone who pounds on your door and threatens to stomp you out for opening the door to your apartment for coming home from a second shift job and you realize how fucking shitty most neighbors really are.

OP either needs to be a nuisance to local police about animal abuse/noise ordinances, or poison that fucker and put it out of its misery.

If a neighbour has no control over a dog for years, they aren't going to start trying because you knocked on the door and politely asked them to stop the dog barking.

>>507452094
not really, its animal against smarter animal actually, fuck dogs that keep barking without any reason, fucking kill em.

>>507451283
>You're not actually losing sleep to loud noise! It's just your imagination!
You're such a stupid faggot. You're lucky that you've never have had to deal with an issue like this before.

>>507449551
Female behavior. Show your disgusting brown tits

>>507451418
I don’t tell shills about my personal life VPN boy, don’t worry pretty soon in the future HIPPA will be gone and someone can read allllll they want about my life including everything I have ever said on the internet or phone and wherever I have been and everyones life will be an open book
Well everyone except the people in charge and the people who sell their souls but I am not even worried
God is always watching and no man can hide from the “eyes” of God
See we can add that to the file, be happy!

facebook boomer thread

>>507445526 (OP)
Just call the police the next time. It is not legal to make noise at night.

>>507447918
This.

>>507448777
I could kill it with a spear if that would make you happy. It's not like a dog is gonna beat me 1v1.

>>507445871
This alone made me hate both niggers and Mexicans. Try being polite with either you'll get jumped and attacked.

>>507445726
Sunbeam ultrasonic egg.
It fucking works

>>507452094
this

>>507445526 (OP)
if you have annoying dogs they are not safe. and they will become less safe with time.
sorry thats just how it is dogtards

>>507447746
And promptly got accordioned on Libre 2

>>507445526 (OP)
>Mexican was trying to steal and dog stopped him
Better luck next time Paco

>>507451542
But then when you were first but they move in next to you

>>507451551
That's easy. Enter my home then never see daylight again. One of you tested me on this. Her hand will never function again

>>507445526 (OP)
>make dog eat weiner cummies
>see dog lick owner
>laugh like a maniac every day

>>507445526 (OP)
Just get some slug bait

>>507450197
Based money launderer with an actual solution.

>>507445608
>Just talk to them like an adult.
If someone has a dog that is often loud at 3am and still hasn't done anything about it, the odds of you being able to talk to them to fix the issue are near zero.

>>507445961
You're not smart just a pussy with power fantasies

>>507454132
Please elaborate

>>507454782
>Wanting to stop a loud mutt from barking at night so you can sleep equates to a "power fantasy"
You dogtards are beyond dumb.

>>507454730
I do not launder money, the criminals in power do. I never voted for them.