>>507452123 (OP)
Officer stop posting my favourite frog

>>507452123 (OP)
antisemitism

>>507452123 (OP)
Rape. She was so cute and it was. Like my high school crush. I had to. I went inside. I didn't care. Nothing happened. Hope I got her pregnant.

This was a visual novel before you say anything fags

>>507452123 (OP)
9/11

>>507452123 (OP)
Mods delete these threads.

Not quite fully braking at one stop sign.

>>507452451
???
My agency works closely with this site's admins to enforce the law.

>>507452123 (OP)
I organized and ran a child sex rape group in northern england. Got off because the judges were my customers.

>>507452465
You sick fuck

>>507452123 (OP)

I'm Donald Trump. I got away with raping kids with Eggpeen and the rest of the mossad jews

>>507452123 (OP)
Once I forgot to say "please" and "thank you."
Felt really bad about that.
Just kidding! Violent rape.

I pirated the films of Wes Anderson. I didn't watch them but they're there.

>>507452123 (OP)
stealing from a bake sale. I was a kid, and I was thirsty and I wanted to see if I could get away with it.

>>507452535

Not really a crime but I used the Bible to get God to start the apocalypse.
Which is why the war with iran and israel started, happened around the same time God gave me super powers.
billions are gonna die lol

>>507452123 (OP)
>>507452123 (OP)
one time i was shopping at costco and i paid at the register and left without even buying the $4.99 rotisserie chicken i still feel guilty about it to this day

>>507452465
>milfs id

>>507452123 (OP)
Downloading st anger, also one of my biggest regrets

>>507452123 (OP)
I broke a stick once.
It wasn't my stick.
Now there are two.

>>507452123 (OP)
36 in the 35.

ten years from now when cunts are being arrested by palantir robocops for saying anything anti-israel i'm going to tell my cell mates we used to laugh about kikes all the time on the internet and they won't believe me

>>507452123 (OP)

>>507452123 (OP)

I worked with Jeffrey Epstein to run a blackmail operation where we trafficked underage girls and secretly filmed western elites receiving sexual favors from them. We fed the intel we got to Mossad. Sadly Mossad burned me and now I’m in prison, but since we, Yahweh’s Chosen, control the US government, I am hopeful that I’ll be released soon.

>>507452123 (OP)
When I was 4 years old I took a small inexpensive item from the store. I still feel great shame when thinking about it.

>>507452230
This.
I've committed 14.88 megaHitlers worth of antisemitism, 777 counts of 1st degree noticing., and 40 pictoTitus of telling assembled kikes to fuck off.
Causing a whopping damage count of three dollars fifty and 69 shoah's worth of kvetching

I also went to a bunch of places that demanded/the government demanded you vax and mask without either, including being a groomsman at a wedding at the height of covid hysteria.

>>507452123 (OP)
Fucking your mom

>>507452123 (OP)
Doing botnets at 16-17.

>>507452123 (OP)
Fucked up a workmates car. This was a couple years ago and I got away with it. The main thing was that he invited everyone except me to his house after work on a Friday. I don’t know why he didn’t invite me, maybe he just forgot but whatever. At lunchtime I went out and put nails in his tires, took his windscreen wipers off threw them out and padlocked traffic cones to his door handles. I got interviewed by HR and I’m pretty sure they knew I did it but they couldn’t prove it. Police got involved too but we had a construction site right across from our worksite and there were always disputes with parking with those guys, so they assumed it was them.

Do you know where Sugon is ?

i was crashing at my females friend place while i was visiting the city
when she was out i was going around snooping in her private stuff
wearing her panties
sniffing them and bras and shorts
rubbing my dick on them
rubbing my dick on her pillow and sheets and towels
sitting and laying naked everywhere
cooming in her shower and sink
i was very very erect

>>507452594
I'm in therapy now and working hard on becoming a better person

>>507452123 (OP)
>I misgender a handicapped nigger midget dyke once.

I’m crazy like that.

>>507452392
Fucking rappers

>>507452123 (OP)
I raped an arab guy three years ago in the ass but he ended up liking it.

>>507452392
Yo secret be safe wif me, DeShawn.

>>507452123 (OP)
I want to fuck that ass lmao

>>507452123 (OP)
Being born

>>507452123 (OP)
Taking ones and zeroes that don't belong to me

>>507452123 (OP)
shidding and farding in public

>>507452123 (OP)
Holocaust denial, racism, glorifying fascism, extremist symbolism distribution.

>>507452123 (OP)
I stole a physics book from my high school library.

>>507452123 (OP)
Not gonna tell ya.

>>507452123 (OP)
Time traveled to become an admissions officer at an academy of art.
Rejected some little Austrian kid because his art looked faggotty.
Woops.

>>507453349
Hi John.
I hope you're not into futa anymore.

>>507452123 (OP)
Working as a waiter i was attending a big round table of 8 - 9 people.
I walked around low key farting in steps making sure i spread the stink evenly in the outer circumference.
I then observed from a safe distance their mutual accusations.

>>507452923
I understand completely, some guy on pol was just telling me about he got caught for doing 69 in a 12.

>>507452123 (OP)
I can think of three or so things. Smoking a shitton of weed in my teens, breaking into an abandoned houses shed and stealing a knife when i was like 8, and raping my wife regularly. Also, pirating everything, because i refuse to pay actual money for 1s and 0s.

>>507454559
kek this one i believe