Do you think militaries have millenials in the war rooms yet? Breaking up all the tension and drama during attacks with funny ironic quips

>missle hits tel aviv
>ouch that's gonna hurt tomorrow!

>iran threatens to attack
>uhhh... hes right behind me isnt he?

>team plotting an assasination of a high priority target
>yikes Id hate to be that guy!

>>507461270 (OP)
>tel aviv gets nuked
>well... that just happened

>guy blows up from landmine
Oof yikes! That's a bummer

>iranian missiles heading towards command center
>"well i'm going to go take a shit"
>leaves

>>507461270 (OP)
>Iran sends the 10 waves of missiles
>haha gay actor Michael Douglas

mr. president, they're completely cooked
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>>507461270 (OP)
>Largest missile strike in modern history
>"This is just like in call of duty when..."

>>507461270 (OP)
Im in the navy and in Combat Information Center the TAO is pretty much always a millennial.
I have no complaints about them however because they all handle the seat very well and everything is always very professional. I say this as a CIC watch stander and someone who has been in combat action.

>>507461270 (OP)
> Breaking up all the tension and drama during attacks with funny ironic quips
One of my coworkers is like this. Super liberal too. Makes me sick

>>507461270 (OP)
Millennials would be 30-45 so probably
>adulting is hard!
>yikes chief let's unpack this
>You must be fun at parties.
>Bye Felicia

>>507462676
>Im in the navy
This you?

>>507465520
No. I am a lard ass muttmerican like you

>>507462248
A second missle has just struck the Richard Gere museum

>>507465720
This is against ginebra

>>507465042
>Oh my science!
>Adulting is le hard
>Can you even?
>My doggo is the best heckin good pupper, he's my fur baby
>Le feels

>mr president... they heckin attacked our towerinos, wat do?

We are in policy and Ive never heard reddit talk. It's a field that auto-selects against group think. The cynicism is pervasive however.

>>507461270 (OP)
No, straight to zoomers.