Thread 507491020

Is this giving anyone else late Soviet vibes? Or is having shit military parades, shut subways, and dumber down lowbrow culture an inevitable consequence of a successful capitalist county, where high human capital flocks to where the financial returns are highest, while communist or dictatorship countries waste time on signalling?

>>507491020 (OP)
>Late Soviet
The US is basically an upscaled Yugoslavia with niggers

>>507491020 (OP)
America will lose a war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=---g-f_I2yQ

This vid is nearly a decade old btw

>>507491190
Kek

>>507491020 (OP)
Why does it look like everyone is mad AF lol?

>>507491190
Lmfao

>>507491020 (OP)
I'm not the first to point this out but they look more like PoWs.

>>507491020 (OP)
sadest parade ever
it looks like they had leyy then 30min for preparing it

>>507491710
It looks like they didn't prepare at all. They just walked down the street.

>>507491190
This is the most accurate description

>>507491020 (OP)
US doesn't do military parades, to our shame, the most we do is walk in small town parades. So, the conduct is disgustingly casual for a parade of this notoriety.

It looks bad because they are not carrying weapons. They should also have face paint and helmets

no one expected Russian/Chinese-tier parade but this is comedy gold lmao

>>507491822
honestly I think some politicial who has no Idea how a military parad is made and what its about fucked it upo and told them like the day before
>you guys do a parade in front of the president tomorrow
>no big deal north kora does that all the time

but NK they train that shit like once a week all their life long

still embarrassing

>>507491020 (OP)
SOVL

>>507491020 (OP)
soviets could at least parade, as can our royal guards.
what the fuck is this shit? walking down the street?

>>507491020 (OP)
-appear weak when you are strong

>>507492415
cope

>>507491710
Army boot camp is a fucking joke these days. Basic drill and discipline is completely ignored, they get cell phone time as incentives, non-combat MOS BCT is co-ed, it's pathetic. It's essentially a welfare program. Much as I hate the muhreens they at least still try to have standards.

>>507491020 (OP)
He should have held in in a state and not some shitty district of honosex.

>>507491190
>with niggers
tupac alive in Serbia

>>507491020 (OP)
They just rushed this event and cut corners everywhere american soldiers know how to march

>>507492065
here's some little girls and boys doing it
it's not hard, zogbots are just sloppy in general

>sponsored by little caesars, UFC, coinbase crypto and Scott's Miracle Grow fertilizers

>>507491020 (OP)
Big, bright, expensive, flamboyant, over the top military parades are almost exclusively the province of shitholes and dying empires.

Someone post that jeet military parade with the spinning snipers on motorcycles that shit makes me kek

>>507491020 (OP)
Bongo, they're not in sync, but USA traditionally never does fancy walking like goose steps.

>>507491190
balkaners are basically white niggers but yeah

third worlders still feeling humilated by a lame nigger parade eh? kek poor fags

>>507491429
>Be soldier
>250th Army birthday
>supposed to be going to be crazy party
>Told by leadership that president wants a parade and they are going to march in it
>Last time you drilled marching was in basic training
>due to the chaos of the event, receive 0 practice
>Several days before the parade, Israel attacks Iran
>Fuck, probably going to war for Israel, FUCK
>Realize this is going to suck balls so phone it in
Trump is an idiot to think a parade was a good idea. US military has never been big on showmanship

>>507492705
sad cope

>>507492601
They're destroying their knees with that ridiculous stepping.

>>507491020 (OP)
What's crazy is that all this humiliation was unneccesary. No one asked for this parade and nobody expected Americans to march perfectly but this was beyond pathetic.

>>507492415
So is that why Trump keeps screeching on social media that America is the strongest country in the world, by far?

lol
"Brought to you by Palantir".

>>507491020 (OP)
The entire US is giving off late Soviet vibes.
>can’t control their borders
>can’t stop the grifters from emptying the country’s coffers into their own pockets
>ordinary people working themselves to death with no hope of a better future
>President is one decrepit old man after another
>entirely reliant on propaganda to stop people from openly revolting

Don’t get me wrong, we’re not in a much better position over here but this certainly feels like nearing collapse shit.

>>507492784
It was a fine idea, just should have saved an actual parade for next year's 250th birthday for the country and involve every branch. Was just far too short of a timeframe to get something good thrown together for the Army's 250th birthday.

>>507492705
Cope. Both the army and Marines have special duties specifically for showmanship.

>discordtrannies are still at it

Holy fuck you GUYS are actually pathetic.

>>507491020 (OP)
they're just casually walking lol... lmao

>>507493091
Yeah that's the worst thing about this whole humiliation ritual.

They're not a national army. They're little tech owned Israeli foreign legion, ready to buck break the antisemites on their own soil.

>>507493282
Not even casually... This is how I would walk if I saw a cute girl and I suddenly got self-concious about how I walked

>>507492601
>sponsored by little caesars, UFC, coinbase crypto and Scott's Miracle Grow fertilizers
That was cringe af ngl

>>507493282
They're kinda waddling. Not military stepping nor casual walking. Some kind of a half-hearted parade wobble. Like they sharted in their pants.

This was my favorite part from yesterday.

>>507491020 (OP)
Or it was a rushed, poorly planned, petty imitation of the dick measuring contest parades insects do to LARP about the cold war era.

>>507493453
I know that feel and you're right, it's even a bit awkward

>>507492705
stop being retarded you have parades all the time it’s just this one was mismanaged

>>507492249
We also have parade units, but common soldiers never march in formation like this. On top of that, American special forces are massive conceited asswipes who will throw a tantrum if they're forced to behave as equals to regular soldiers. Hence why they all look so angry and embarrassed and sad, they had to shave their beards and wear uniforms like everyone else.

>>507493602
Plot twist, they're actually androids.

>>507493674
I think its becuase of the wierdly slow pace they set. Not sure why they made it that slow.

>>507492496
>The only one with a decent build is the black dude
Will the USA army just implode if the minorities ever refuse to die for Israel?

>>507493650
Funny how they dared to talk about the Forgotten War during this parade. A shameful blunder that makes Vietnam embarrassment look like a success.

>>507494152
What's the forgotten war? Italy?

>>507494442
Korean war.

>>507494549
Nobody forgot the Korean war unless you're a historylet. I'm pretty sure the Italian campaign is even less remembered than Korea because it was completely overshadowed by Normandy.

>>507491020 (OP)
>Is this giving
Fuck off

>>507494794
Buddy it's just a well known nickname for Korean war, are you 12? Just google "The Forgotten War".

>>507495051
I'm not american, we just call it the Korean war. idgaf what you guys call it over there

>>507491020 (OP)
It's a sign they aren't militant you low iq mongoloid shill. It's like how a president wears a suit and not a military uniform.

>>507495051
>>507495154

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_War

>>507491907
Everyone learns to march in basic and does a parade at the end, for graduation. The big problem was the music. Trump played his boomer shit instead of marching music which provides cadence

>>507495051
He's a zoomer, have mercy on him

>>507495196
>looking like an undisciplined mob of malingerers who can't even bother to iron their Class As for the biggest event of the year is actually 6000000D chess!

YUGE cope

>>507491020 (OP)
They literally had what looked like teenagers driving the strykers, not an ounce of seriousness from any of them, It would be laughable to see them in actual combat.

>>507491190
Not comparable. To be Yugoslavia you have to have a country made of couple of nations that commited brutal genocide on each other and collaborated against your people.

No secession war doesn't count.

>>507495757
I mean, the bulk of the army is recruited straight out of high school. I don't know what you expect.

Holding a military parade on your birthday is incredibly bad optics, even if its also the Army's birthday and it really makes me question what he was thinking. Besides, there weren't big parades on the 200th anniversary in 1975.
As another poster said he should have saved the parade for next year when America turns 250.

>>507496058
We did try to genocide the Yankees though.

>>507493167
The fucking Canadian dollar is approaching parity with ours.

>>507491020 (OP)
I can smell the jealousy dripping off of you. Enjoy getting stabbed by Abdul after he rapes your daughter.

It does deserve mentioning that this is the same army that killed the entire command structure of the Iranian Air Force like 2 days ago.
>muh israel did it
Uh huh I too am a 2nd grader

>>507493650

Spending $45million to make your military look small, disorganised and weak.

They should have just sent that money to Israel.

>>507491020 (OP)
Ruskies had their marching rehearsed and sharp even in late 80s and early 90s - parade is supposed to show that discipline is kept and that soldiers take pride in what they do - but this lame and shameful display was really depressing as if those soldiers did not want to be there and were somehow ashamed... this does not bode well.

At least they didn't have to wear high heels this time. Progress.

>>507491020 (OP)
Eh most probably haven’t done any real marching since basic and we’re just told to randomly march down the street with no cadence. Other militaries get told way in advance and have the absolute best to do it. We are not a parade country so it’s not kept up.

>>507492784
They are not even wearing dress uniforms. Is it really so hard to throw a parade together in two months? Just have a couple companies train marching for an hour every day for like a month. Surely you have at least one guard regiment for formal duties when heads of state come visit? Have them march in the lead so the media can take some nice shots.

>>507496058
We have plenty of history of killing one another.
>Revolutionary war
>French and Indian war
>Mexican wars
>Spain owned Florida forever fought to keep it

>Indian culling/plains wars
>Civil war
Our genocides are much more total than you Europeans. There are 0 Indians left in most states. We are working on the Mexicans...

>>507496931
Ok, imagine if there was a civil war and catholics and protestants would fight each other and one of which were literally exterminating one another building concentration camps, but somehow the war has ended and external "unitary" forces had re-united the country and now you're forced to live with each other like that, and there's massive censorship preventing you to speak what has happened just years before.

This is the Yugoslavia energy.

>>507491020 (OP)
i like the parade

>>507499232
Holy cope

>>507500123
This is end stage Yugoslavia and it didn't look that pathetic at the mutt parade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjxmd4LRKBg
These are reservists btw

>>507494152
>the 3 spooks of the entire parade that would actually be on the Frontline doing bad shit to people

>>507501637
8/10 lacks twerking

Yugoslav parade was better
https://youtu.be/wu34BFkfGyg?feature=shared

r u retarded Nigel? late Soviet parades were kino of the highest caliber

this is late Soviet parade, if you call it unaesthetic, you're a tasteless brainless halfwit coon

https://www.youtube.com/live/StieLE1gGWk&list=RDStieLE1gGWk&start_radio=1

>>507502643
https://www.youtube.com/live/StieLE1gGWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD-7Z9AL9x4

>>507501146
>Fat Yugo boomers operating on muscle memory from 1969 march better than the creme la creme of nu America
Disturbing

>>507491190

How so?

Sad but true but fascist / communist regimes and monarchies far excel at military marches.

it's disgusting imo

>>507496717
Faggot

>>507496717
wait a second, the US army is a year older than the country?

>>507491020 (OP)
>humiliation ritual before being killed for jews
Doesn't even pay well, and you're up shit creek if you get a career ending injury. A functioning economy is probably the most dangerous thing for military recruitment.

>>507491020 (OP)
Why even have soldiers in a parade if you don't teach to walk in lockstep? Looks like an army of slobs. Just replace them with vehicles. A few hundred tanks would be be impressive too.

>>507496717
>Besides, there weren't big parades on the 200th anniversary in 1975.
Was this because US had just pulled out of Vietnam months earlier?

>>507491020 (OP)
You'll know it when they pass laws preventing people from leaving.

>>507493167
Chinese Century incoming I guess, just as the Germans (HRE) fell and the Dutch took over, then the Dutch fell and you Brits took over, then you fell and the Americans took over etc etc... it will inevitably happen again.

The rise and fall of empires are cyclical and cannot be avoided.

>inb4 stfu chink shill
The Chinese Century will fall somewhere in the 2100s too. I only hope the empire succeeding it does not belong to smelly jeets. God forbid we get a streetshitting hegemony.

>>507491020 (OP)
>short chink in front doing normal for a chink steps
>all the tall white guys behind him have to take comically small steps
humiliation ritual
also lmao at the amount of white people seen here
They really want whites in the military to go die for Israel. An American army hasn't been this white since WW1.

>>507491020 (OP)
Our military is literally dumber than a 28 year old videogame.

>>507491020 (OP)
You're a tedious, repetitive, monotonous autistic leftie. Same shit, day in, day out on pol

>>507491020 (OP)
We're way more cooked than that, Russians were still the majority in Russia in the USSR. The USA has destroyed White America.

>>507504381
>wait a second, the US army is a year older than the country?
Yes, the Continental Army, along with the Navy and Marines was formed in 1775. The White American nation is much older than the state, dating back to 1607, and we will still be here when the USA ends.

>>507491020 (OP)
Lmao what a fucking joke of a parade this is

>>507491190
Its worse, they don't even have free healthcare.

partys over boys time to save the people who hates you

>>507492784
/thread
>.t former soldier

>>507491020 (OP)
Second from right int he front row literally looks like he learned to walk yesterday.

Still, the strength of a good military is its ability to turn a drolling retard into a useful cog. I don't really doubt the US Army's ability to keep doing that.