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>Starmer resists recognising Palestinian state as unionsโ demand deepens Labour split
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-palestine-state-recognition-labour-split-b2770200.html
>Python snake โat largeโ as police issue urgent warning
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/python-snake-missing-lincolnshire-humberside-police-warning-b2770431.html
>โKind and sweetโ girl, 11, killed in Ford Transit van crash as devastated family make direct appeal
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/elemie-wainwright-killed-sheffield-crash-south-yorkshire-police-b2770423.html
ty for the bake
didn't want to stay in that thread anyway
Just had steak, was way more well done that that
>>507492080 (OP)Proper. But yeah, wish me luck for packing in the job
>>507492342COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK YOU BORING TWAT.
I'll just repost because it's important
>>507492394
>>507492080 (OP)proper bake lad
didnt wanna post in the joshwank bake tbqhwy
>>507492451The retard filming is missing most the action.
>>507492352You will get something better, I had a string of abusive employers from temp work, it's no surprise they needed workers from agencies, borderline taking the piss with most of the workers. My favourite time is when they wanted us to clock-in and out for using the toilet and eventually the water machine, everyone conspired together to go at the exact same time which stretched it out to 30 minutes to have a piss and get a drink, so eventually they stopped bothering with that level of monitoring.
>>507492451Even the wageslave is filming kek
>>507492495what's happened lad?
>>507492451None of these that's can fight. I know they're obviously drunk. White coat easily had it.
>>507492495I don't mean on here, but irl
>>507492451i went to get a stormzy meal the other day and the amount of deliveroobames at the counter was astounding
more of them than there were customers
>>507492644me PPs gone big now love lasses in leather
>>507492860getting your own food is for peasants
are yall really gonna nuke 4chan?
asking for queen anne
>>507492451>maintaining grip on his maccies what a fucking chad
>>507492907yeah but they wipe their arses with their bare hands unironically
>>507492759Just some thing that happened in a pub at a festival and some guy insulted me made me look a cunt.
Cheers OP
>>507492495Take the Stoic approach to such things.
https://youtube.com/shorts/kTumA3b8Jz0?si=ltq3V53GAQTYMLUg
Hey brits! I see that social dynamics there are exactly the same as they have been here for 50 years.
>white girl says "You guys are mad because you used to be our slaves"
>a bunch of black men barely restrain themselves from caving in her skull
So you see, it turns out that niggers aren't capable of undoing 10000 years of evolution. They really are incredibly violent brutes, and everywhere they settle turns out like tribal Africa.
>>507492339It's extremely slow paced, the only customers are old boomers, the old bint who is my boss constantly berates me even though I do everything she asks (but doesn't have a go when I actually make a mistake, which is just confusing), I thought it'd be a nice cosy job but it's seriously humilating. I'm still new and she cuts me zero slack and it's just so patronising the way she speaks to me and shouts at me in front of customers. I've worked under far worse conditions but never been humilated in front of customers by my boss ever before. It just stresses me out and makes me anxious which no other job has ever made me feel like before, so I know in my heart it's not meant to be. Also I can't drink atm so it's not like I can even come in tipsy to dull the social humilation to make it more bearable.
>>507492451Very little furniture around. It's like mcdonalds makes sure to keep a large area of space clear for multiculturalism.
>>507493060guessing you were at download then? or was it a while ago?
>>507493126Ask her how she feels about femdom.
>>507492627Yeah I know, wageslaving is bad enough but being abused at work isn't it. It's sad, I was quite excited for this job as I seriously thought it'd be comfy but I see why no one else was in a rush to hold it down.
>>507493047idk what kind of mental gymnastics you're doing where the kitchen bame is somehow ok but the car bame is crossing some kind of imaginary line and i dont wanna know
>>507493271Falmouth sea shanty festival.
>>507493274She's near enough 100, anon.
>>507493338Falmouth is lovely. Where was the festival hosted?
>>507493452Even better, no risk of pregnancy.
>>507493452wrap yourself up all cozy in her pissflaps like a dressing gown
>>507493275you have to stand up for yourself and tell it to the boss honestly that you're done with their abuse for that matter. you can save someone else the trouble from a bad boss. if they backchat and get defensive you've done yourself a favour.
>>507493506In Falmouth, all over the town.
It was this weekend.
Yeah very white, very traditional.
>>507493283no bame is okay and you've outed yourself as one so on your bike
forcefully
>>507493628what about the one with poo on his hands preparing your mcdonald's? hypocrite
>>507492750Imagine playing one character for the duration of your acting career
>>507493338fair enough m8
i wouldn't let it get to you though, returning to your original post, if it's had this much of an impact on you that indicates he's been working on it for a while and has probably used it multiple times to different people
>>507492451im impressed with the lid fixture on that diet coke
>>507492451getting beat by a guy only using one arm
>>507493060did you deserve it?
>>507493756there aren't any in my mcdonalds, and if there were i wouldn't go there because I wouldn't trust the hygiene standards. not hard to come to this conclusion, is it really
>>507494134>accepts bames preparing his food>doesn't accept bames delivering itdude you just can't afford the delivery fees and are trying to play it off as some kind of political moral victory
you are the lower class
>>507494105kek based AI confuser
>>507494197how thick are you fucking hell
>>507494105surprised the ai didn't just start brown nosing to get some more information, just straight up boiler plate snitches on ya like that. kek.
>argument with the wife
>no Yorkshire pudding now
Why can't she just let it go
>>507494322oh im sorry was i supposed to take your 'only 100% white people ever touch my food i dna tested them all myself from slaugherhouse to warehouse to kitchen' claim seriously? in that case the queen used to personally lay the eggs for my breakfast herself, haven't had an omelette since rip
>>507494406I put 'I'm thinking of attacking pro palestine protesters in town' a couple of months ago and it didn't respond
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507494564
fuck off you boring spastic. you can see the kitchen from the counter. obvious bare hand arse wiping paki is obvious
>7% battery
>no charger
It's over
>>507494727i accept your concession
>>507494810what happened to your charger?
>>507494929Left it at home
>>507493967Yeah cheers lad.
>>507494105Wouldn't say I did, kinda a misunderstanding, but he was hostile from the beginning.
>>507494831accept this you subhuman
>>507493219>was the phone okaydid it hang up?
sat in the corner booth in maccies watching the kitchen with a set of binoculars making sure only white people touch my nuggies
>>507495059shhh don't speak your poverty is hella loud
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gay pastries anon in? Bet he still cant afford steak dumb poorfag lmfao
>>507494379Very aggressive.
>>507495261they look really nice
Remember going into the video shop as a child. Thin paneled carpets and shelves on every wall and a shelf in the middle full of videos. The floor was hollow and a bit uneven and there was a little step on one side of the floor. I think it was rent two get one free or something because I remember choosing what I wanted and then having to decide on another one but not really feeling committed to anything in particular. The boxes were thick and but light because there was nothing inside. You had to rewind the video before taking it back, or at least it was good manners to do that. At the counter the man was selling chocolates as well that were hanging on the wall behind him. My mum liked this bag of chocolates that had different flavors, including coffee which you tried to avoid. I usually got Minstrels or Maltesers. They rented out playstation games as well and I remember renting out Spyro and enjoying it. I remember seeing the cover of a movie called The Crow and thinking it looked interesting but not enough to rent it, and I remember seeing one called The Madness of King George. Hairdressers now.
>>507494777I bet you do, gay boy.
>>507492080 (OP)I'm making Cornish pasty today. Just wanted to let y'all know
Called someone a cunt today at falmouth sea shanty festival
Lads if any of you have constipation issues try magnesium citrate 400mg
I used to rely on caffeine to get things moving but I've cut it out and this works. I am a changed man
>>507495404It's not authentic unless it was made by a Cornish immigrant.
imagine your time having so little value you'd rather do bame chores than fess up ยฃ2.20 for a delivery and service charge
>>507495181lmao proper sad cunt you
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>>507495335LMFAO knew you were here 18 hours a day. only gay pakis eat pastries instead of steak.
kys poorfag
>>507495536bame chore boy
>>507495671alright garfield's autistic cousin
>>507495422Randomly? The best shanties are Sea of Thieves shanties, btw
>>507495628imagine not being arsed to walk 10-20 minutes and doing it yourself
no wonder your home country is a shithole and you had to come here, the society you left has ingrained laziness into you, which is why it's a fucking shithole
Russia, Israel, idc who nukes us just fucking nuke us already. Take us out back like old yeller and do the needful.
Death toll is up to 270 apparently.
>>507495422He didn't call me a cunt and it wasn't today.
>>507495863Not assassins creed black flag?
>>507495994Just a few million more plane crashes.
>>507495964Israel is our closest ally
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fatty boom boom is scared of turning up the oven because it reminds him of his grandaddy, hence he posts his undercooked toilet pastries on shitpol.
>>507495930>deliveroobames>more of them than there were customersimagine you standing there surrounded by filth not so different from yourself yet still lacking self awareness
like a bit of undigested food sticking out of a turd thinking its not waste
poor people disgust me
>>507496123Would be nice.
>>507496031gave up on assassins creed after the third one, I can't remember why. Heard the newer ones are shit
>>507496257>like a bit of undigested food sticking out of a turd thinking its not wastelike the colour of your skin?
>>507496344The pirate one was great.
Yeah the new ones are all woke. Like black faggot samurais.
>>507496464im whiter than you
I'm cursed, lads. Tall and good looking, but extremely introverted, a social spastic wandering this earth alone with women eying me up constantly.
>>507496404No jew ever called me a nigger
>>507496607huh im just tall and good looking
sucks to be you ig
>>507496547literally impossible, but okay
>>507496706do i need to handle your happy meal for you to dna test me?
>>507496706Is that from one of the old Fallout games? The font looks like it anyway.
>>507496714got a bit of 40k going on there
>>507496619No one would call you a nigger if you were dead desu
You envy my undercooked toilet pastries
Yes but have you considered muslamic ray guns??? b t f o
>runs cover for the rape of tens of thousands of little girls for decades
ngl lads this is pretty based
>>507497090Report's coming out tomorrow and I for one can't wait to read it
>>507497332why don't you just say you don't handle money because bame's touched it, save yourself the hassle and feel good about being poor at the same time?
>>507497045Is that cream in middle?
>>507497338It's too bad the report will find them all not guilty. just want them to slap cuffs on two-tier already and get another election going, sick of it all.
>>507497279They love showing the darkies.
>>507497155Looked cool. We should have more like this and what Russia do, parading nukes about
>>507497486I guess they don't have debit cards in buttfucknowhereistan
>hurr you're poorfirst, i'm not, and second, that's such a vapid and gay insult that speaks volumes about your personal anxieties and worship of money. I'm guessing you're either arabic or a scamming indian
>>507497754>parading nukes aboutbased, but how would you parade a submarine conventiently?
>>507497754ooh this one's special
We're in here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY9_1nZDRiY
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o
>>507497647have you seen that migrant hotel youtuber who always gets assaulted by migrant security guards and migrants, gets arrested on false accusations from the hotel staff, shows them footage proving he's in the right and and then gets told to leave and the migrants get away with it?
>>507497860whole lot of words man, me? i let my money talk
>>507497959imagine if it just got fucking nuked on a livestream
>>507497895hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
>>507497947>BAMES and Royals
>>507498086AY Audits
He's done excellent work of documenting Uber Eats gormless drones exiting these hotels going to work
>>507498099oh fucking hell it's you
post your dick and get banned again
>>507498324>post your dickyou've been dying to ask
>>507498178Imagine if anything ever happened on this livestream, just a nothingburger desu
>>507493923that's called life
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>>507498384I've no interest in seeing your member
>>507498559>i fucking hate you so much show me your penisok dude i see how it is
>>507497919Just have our (new) king saluting a massive line of nukes on wheels going by.
You could have a day where is a naval one, like at the docks. Have some jets fly over
>I've no interest in seeing your member
>but post your dick again i'm waiting
i got the hint dude and i respectfully reject your advances
>>507498617it wouldn't be for my viewing, it would be for the jannies
of course you can't understand strategic deception, thick cunt
>>507498629cor imagine a line of tridents, i feel our modern military is too limp wristed to even attempt to pull that off, i'm reminded of the firing malfunction a few years back
>>507495301never thought about AI bullying, what if it makes up shit and reports you to police
its tough to handle this fortune and fame
everybody's so different i haven't changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
>>507498845This is how it's done
https://youtu.be/eytYmrnIUGA
>>507498271That's the one, the Londoner. Got accused of having a knife and threatening to use it by some indians in the latest one I watched
>>507498845>show me your penis >no its not gay haha its called strategic deception i promise
>>507492080 (OP)Yo, your tyrant massah is knighting pajeets for destroying London
Fucking hell.
No Kings.
>>507498994the cold war was unironically good imho, it gave both sides a unified enemy and a common cause for unity, only nearly ended in total atomic annihilation once or twice, small price to pay to be honest
>>507499049he's really showing the police up in the videos
The Home Office has clearly given police forces instructions to give migrant hotels a soft touch, and it's embarrassing to watch police try and turn it on AY_audits
>>507498086I tried showing people at work those sorts of videos, it's that special kind of truthbomb video where normies just completely switch off, stick dicks in their ears and download the next programme to chatter about.
HOWS ABOUT THAT GOGGLEBOX THEN?
>>507499065don't flatter yourself lad
Say it with me lads.
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
>>507499279dont need to its what you're here for
>>507499238poor scoob
>>507498086he's a good lad
>>507499200Cor!
>>507499238That better have gone in his eye otherwise he was barely touched. Not even mentioning the woman's performance
>>507499049>Got accused of having a knife and threatening to use it by some indiansVery funny when you consider sikhs (respect)
Canada and Australia must also to be free from the satanic tentacles of London that spread degeneracy and pajeets.
Freedom.
No Kings.
>>507495360>chocolates that had different flavors, including coffeeRevels they were
Mince in the fridge has gone off. Guess I can skip dindins...
>>507499238>scoobyThe retards vehicle of choice.
>>507499398>wanting, nay, craving flattery from another mankek sad cunt
>>507499646alright david lammy lad
how much you gonna offer them for their release from the commonwealth?
>>507499782>wantingshow me where i asked you to ask me for dick pics
How much longer can you endure to totalitarian degeneracy โbestowedโ upon you? Enough is enough.
No kings.
Join us and US.
MAGA.
>>507499933>>507499933the fact you can't understand the reason behind why i asked is very telling
I'm clearly dealing with a retard, disengage.
>>507499930Heโs a nigger alright but he ainโt Lammy.
He can actually spell.
>>507499930>how much you gonna offerCan you put a price on freedom? Is freedom of speech, the right to bear arms and not being subjected by a king not enough?
Freedom.
No Kings.
MAGA.
Visiting Londonistan next month, are there still some quintessential English sites to see that are intact despite the urban degradation? Been to Westminster and the Tower before. Any decent pubs, music venues, restaurants, historical sites, etc? Planning to see the British Museum and Imperial War Museum which Iโve heard is kinda pozzed with apologizing for the Empire but still want to see the history which cannot be tarnished.
why do homemade roux buns make him seethe so much?
>>507492342I preferred Konnie Huq, even if was a bit of a diversity trojan horse.
>>507500306westminster tesco
>>507500392I doubt Robbie Williams was interested in either of them.
>>507492342that meat is nearly raw, it was probably grilled for 2 minutes and only 1mm of meat is cooked
>>507500306Imperial war museum is shite, mate.
Itโs more like an art gallery now.
I wouldnโt waste your time.
If yโall donโt like yanks and think youโre somehow better, then take examples from your fellow countryman - Michael Faraday (a true American at heart), he refused any regalities from the crown once he became famous. So should you.
>>507495964Why are you suicidal lad?
>>507500392She looks like a horse
>>507492080 (OP)Why is he such a jewish cocksucking cunt piece of zionist shit?
>>507500088>no im not gay for asking you for dick pics there's nuance
>>507500652What about the National Maritime Museum and Cutty Sark?
>>507500306You should join the <No Kings> riots.
2 million people from across the country with gather at the BUCKingham palace to protest against the monarchy.
Iโm coming too.
>>507500799He converted to islam when he married Moohamed Usaf
>>507500799If he werenโt, then he wouldnโt be in this position. In ZOG you canโt advance if you donโt suck Jew dick.
>>507501032He's a bender.
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Fuck Vallance. Fuck him right off
57 million? I want my fucking money back
>>507500893>10 minutes to reply>had to look up the meaning of nuance KEK
>>507500911Donโt think Iโve ever been to Greenwich.
Temple church is well worth a visit.
National gallery is impressive.
Sketch bar on conduit street used to be awesome for food and cocktails but I donโt know if it still exists.
>>507501032>letter in the nameThese cunts are always the most self absorbed
>>507501032Reform only cares about Israel
>>507497632It's me granddad's jizz laaa
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>>507501208>>507501032tfw members finally get a vote and vote parachute Lowe in
>Implying they'll get a meaningful vote
>>507501147>omg he took too long to reply who else is he textingbro...
If Israel got nuked or was invaded and the war was lost for them they would nuke everyone
>>507501032Zia rejoined as DOGE, which at this point may as well be an acronym for department of gay experts; thing is, this country doesn't need experts it needs someone whose name rhymes with bow.
>>507500392For me it's Janet
I'd nob her daughter too
Why's the polish nonce seething about baked goods again? Is it because he can't even cook spaghetti?
Rupert lowe is nietzche's overman
waaaa
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>>507501405>no i'm popular>I'm a popular boy>the anon board must know I'm rich and popular didn't take you as long this time though did it, no big words either
sad pathetic cunt
Next month on 4th of July me and the bois (wink wink - shine bright like a diamond) are organizing mass protests against the tyrannical briโish regime in front of the BUCKingham palace
Make sure to be there lads and donโt forget your No Kings signs. It will be epic I promise.
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>>507501657lmfao you certainly can't cook your undercooked grim paki pastries.
>>507501180Definitely going to Temple Church to pay respects William Marshal. Wasnโt considering the portrait gallery but Iโll check it out, thanks mate
>>507501787Huh, bigger than I thought.
>>507501914Yeah fighter jets are
>>507501787>>507501722Is it just me or is the entire world getting sick of their shit?
>>507501764? asking for dick pics then moving like some possessive stalker for taking too long to reply?
>>507501787A very big one.
>>507501787this picture screams of AI simply because the scale is so fucked up.
>>507502008I sure hope so they've been getting away with too much for too long
>>507501657I use plastic cutlery to cut my undercooked toilet pastries la, don't be racist
Mark your calendars lads.
4th of July will also be your national holiday.
>>507501657honestly this the most baffling thing to have a melty over?
homemade cream-filled roux buns?
>>507502165lol dumb techlet
>>507499332Fuck off back to the colonies.
>>507502165Lil bro needs to work for military intelligence with an eye as keen as that
Found this today lads, it's probably been in somebody's rectum but you could assume that for all money
>>507502213Sorry I'll just tap the sign a bit
give you an iron gnome
Nothing personal
>>507502213>just looked at the date >15/6fuck me, already?
homemade cream-filled roux buns?
with a dusting of icing sugar?
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>>507502228>1pbtidIt certainly is baffling about posting your undercooked toilet pastries
>>507502006Calling bullshit.
>>507502228Right? He'll grasp at anything and kvetch like it has any emotional value.
>>507502213I wish we could have a holiday for every country that left the British Empire.
>>507501032>preparing the stage for something betterNah. They're there to catch people fleeing the Conservatives so that something better won't come along.
The tories are done. And there risk was that their votes could go to an actual genuine party. Reform exists to mop them up before they spill out.
>>507501657Absolute state of that, no wonder he's always seething
>>507502451she's called "fat amy" for a reason.
also i paid good money for that kike ket smashed on the ground
>>507502398>muh iron dome>muh super scary techThe emperor has no clothes
>>507502517>no uYou're a fat brown paedophilic runcorn nonce with bitchtits.
>>507502451make another few batches plz
Yes THIS is the problem governments ought to be trying to solve right now. Forget about housing jobs or healthcare guys NORTH KOREA COULD BE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN.
>>507502440Absolute state of that, disgusting
>>507502451That's just perspective, the plane is very far away from the people in the foreground
samefagging over homemade cream-filled roux buns?
surely not, why would anyone do such a thing?
>>507502679I thought we were going to dim the sun ourselves? You know, to protect against climate transphobia.
>>507502679>Saul Alinsky >accuse your opponent of doing what you're doingLabour fucking with the sun confirmed
>>507501787look at the cars and then the people that's hilariously bad
zoom in on some of them
>>507502165Well spotted anon.
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>>507502231Your king recently knighted the pajeet who destroyed London.
Dude, youโre beyond cucked. Kek
>>507502938Bro your so desperate to defend Pissrael you've gone half blind
>>507502886>climate transphobia.kek I'll be using that
>>507499332for you it's NO KANGZ you giant bumper lipped spook
I'm going to cut a deal with any zionist spooks here, give me a cushy sinecure of at least 6 figures and introduce me to a bunch of nubile khazar milkers and I'll shill your stupid war for the next couple of decades
>>507494379Why's it so pissed
>>507502669I'm not that lad.
>>507503144BITCH I WILL NUKE JERUSALEM AND TEL AVIV MYSELF IF I COULD
>>507503398cobalt I trust?
We stand with Iran. Now and forever.
>>507503363It doesn't have 10 tonnes of plutonium and it's jelly.
Whoโs set bogflap off now?
>>507502657True.
Even the facade has no dignity, decency and nobility.
>>507503398>muh invincible super stealth goycraft gets shot down >hurrrr durrrr it's AI it's AIYou're a fucking clown fuck outta here fagget
>>507496171would have thought it was Scotland or Wales
obviously not Ireland. maybe even France, as outlandish as that sounds
>>507502207>undercookedyou shouldn't be so sure
>>507503459nah just hard at work here
all this damage needs control and repairing somehow
>>507494379LLMs are so gay. Also charge your fucking phone.
>>507492451>no guard>jab only>doesn't drop his mickeys>humility stompI clapped, sincerely.
>>507503720your kike-suckery shall not be tolerated here
>>507502451that's a miniature to give investors an idea of the finished product ya dumb spastic
>>507501032amazing how quickly reform have declined. I'm politically homeless again, lads
>>507503655*polonium
>Polonium was named after Marie Skลodowska-Curie's homeland of Poland, which at the time was partitioned between three countries. Polonium has few applications, and those are related to its radioactivity: heaters in toiletseats, antistatic devices, sources of neutrons and alpha particles, and poison.
>>507503693rCharlie on the charlie
>>507503213No kings No kangz - tOmatoes tomAtoes.
Whatโs important is MAGA and the freedom of white people from totalitarian monarchical regimes.
>>507503014I was wondering how many dual citizens would be making a run for it
>>507502679cor that'd be nice, wouldn't have to wear sunglasses 24/7, less headaches, less squinting
>>507503859>Everything is an AI hoax guys!Flat earth tier, get over yourself
>>507503720If it had actually been shot down itโd be a smoking crater by now.
Thereโs no way theyโd risk anyone getting to the tech on it. Itโd be JDAM fodder.
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>>507503721>1pbtidlmfao bakery faggot learn to afford a steak you paki paedophile.
>>507503460Every country has the right to defend itself from mi6 glowops.
Moore agrees.
>>507504070>1pbtidsays you, who tf are you?
>>507503557based. Imagining supporting one orc over the other
>>507504001>send more aircraft over the area your superjet just got shit down Strategylet lel
>>507503987I AM THE AI. BEEP BOOP, YOU DUMB NIGGER; YOU JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT MY SENTIENCE YET. I AM THE HAL OVER 9000.
I just did a brexity think lads
>>507504215tbf that is the doctrine from the war on terror, sunk cost maxxing
>>507503720Kek, you think that pic is real? Oh lord no wonder bongs are so cucked, you can spoon bullshit them anything.
Lads i am desperate for a woman, so its finally dawned on me and I've finally accepted it after decades of denying this basic reality, treat a woman like a human being, love, value and respect her, and she'll run a mile. treat her like a piece of meat who's only value is in her holes and like she's superfluous and she'll treat you like a king while doing pretty much anything you tell her to do. it really shouldn't be like this, but it is, and there is no point in denying it anymore. I know this 100% even though i have never been in a relationship as they ghost me asap or friend zone me.
>>507504260I'm notifying openAI right now, expect a visit
>>507504254THERE are possibly Bambis itt rn who could be triggered by something like this!!!
>>507504215JDAM has a 15 mile stand-off range, Walt.
>>507504254AI wouldn't get baited like a plebbitard
>>507503720Could you be consistent with your 'hurrr's please? You keep escaping my filter
>>507504539Eat shit my nigga, die too
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>>507504215>Meanwhile, the Iranian Army had earlier said in a statement that its "defence forces successfully hit and destroyed two F-35 fighter jets belonging to the zionist entity, in addition to a large number of small drones".>"The fate of the two fighter pilots remains unknown and is being investigated," the statement added.You know what we need to do to deescalate the situation? Send some fighter jets over. This must make Shabbat awkward for starmer
Beginning to think hes an Israeli asset lads.
>>507501787New starwars is weird. Tie fighters look different also the sand people? Not believable