baka

>>507498198 (OP)
You're not even a country.

>>507498198 (OP)
Rare

>>507498402
Shut up kike

They're terrible cooks and bitching when they can't even make a pie taste good.

>>507498198 (OP)
I have never seen this flag before. Who are these two? Welcome to /pol/, Pierre.

Wtf is this country

>>507498198 (OP)
just join canada already
they already have quebec

Thats sad, what a retard. Imagine being a woman and picking a legitimately shitty husband. Its so fucking easy to find a half decent guy, they just want one who makes 300k a year too.

>>507498582
I hate geoflaggots so fucking much all you ever do is talk about flag colours as if proxies and vpn dont exist. U r a moron

>>507498582
they're your neighbour, you should know about that

>>507498198 (OP)
is this Pierre or Miquelon posting?

>>507498653
It's not a real country and I don't know how anyone living here could think it is.

>>507498198 (OP)
If I had a wife I would enjoy her bluberry cream pies.

>>507498198 (OP)
I only know of saint pierre and miquelon from watching Peaky Blinders. Islands next to Canada, part of France.
It is just France, legal french territory. I dont know wht these silly islands all get their own flag.

>>507498198 (OP)
he’s a tard but she probably fucked the flavor up really badly

>>507498198 (OP)
what happens in st pierre and miquelon?

chupame el miquelón!

>>507498198 (OP)
Women worth marrying haven't been invented yet.

In what world does it take 3 hours to fill a form with dough and jam and put some cream on top

Good a birthday cake is supposed to be decadent not some fruity fruit blueberry shit pie or disgusting meringue. If someone gave me this on my birthday some fruit filled cake I'd slap it away too

Should've just bought a double chocolate cake from Walmart with some icecream or some shit

>>507498198 (OP)
What happened to that meringue why is there a spoon baked in it.

>>507498198 (OP)
Is it bad or does he just not like it? Did she taste it?

>>507498701
Some women can't cook. It doesn't help they won't even taste their own food.

>Be me, many years ago
>Girlfriend made me breakfast
>Pancake, eggs, bacon
>Pancakes were completely uncooked in the middle
>Egg whites were runny
>Bacon was rock hard
She was upset when I told her the pancakes weren't cooked through. She took it from my plate, syrup and all, and tossed it back on the griddle.
>caramelized the syrup to the griddle
What a fucking mess lmao.

>>507498198 (OP)
I don’t cook but meringue pie is probably hard to get right I assume. It’s a nice gesture but if I’m being honest on birthdays going the store bought route or bakery route is much better in my experience. If it’s bad then you just blame the store that made it and honestly I’ve rarely had a bad desert from those places. Doing home made stuff on birthdays can be really hit or miss coming from experience.

>>507498198 (OP)
Imagine having your marital issues posted online like that for the entire world to see

>>507498874
Trying to figure out how anybody could fuck up blueberry filling or meringue. It's just boiled fruit+ sugar and whipped egg+sugar.

>>507498198 (OP)
>lack of effort in pie crust
In the meantime, I am training my wife on how to focus on my frenulum and foreskin when she sucks on my benis.

>>507498198 (OP)
>waste 3 hours on a failed project
>think this is something worth telling other people about
Women need to shut the fuck up about regular daily issues.

>>507498766
>geoflaggots
What discord did they come up with this term in

captcha YWNMR

>>507498198 (OP)
>$25 and 3 hours of my life
her husband has burned far greater for this whore
not that she'd ever notice

>>507499246
I've always wondered why women go apeshit when you point out their mistakes

>>507498498
Jews only eat well done. No blood. Get over it.

>>507498198 (OP)
Watch this video if you'd like to have the 100% assurance that you are on your way to heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZnrwvIYmuk&ab_channel=LoveofGod

>>507499246
Women can’t do anything right. It’s amazing really.

>>507498198 (OP)
relationships should be good
i know it can get tough but you should be a good partner, but also your partner should be a good partner
thats the tricky part

Also who doesn't like chocolate cake. You have to be a subhuman to not like chocolate cake with a glass of milk

>>507498198 (OP)
Probably two millennials who married for convenience

>>507498198 (OP)
What the fuck is that shit, that ain't a meringue

>>507498701
She got a Chad. And Chad has eaten better pies.

>>507499538
How do I know that he isn't wrong doe'

captcha RVN4Y

>>507498402
Rare VPN you mean

>>507499246
>She was upset when I told her the pancakes weren't cooked through
This is why most women can't be chefs. They approach cooking as an emotional endeavor, which was fine when grandmas actually taught granddaughters to cook. Now women can't cook but won't except legit feedback because it means you're ignoring the emotion they put in.

>>507498198 (OP)
At last, eat the berries, don't be a dick about it.

>>507498198 (OP)
Next time try harder. You want a participation award or something? Ok, the pie was shit but you get an A for effort.

>>507498198 (OP)
his problem was to be born a united statian. what the fuck is a meringue? you mean merengue.

amerishits have no culture, thus no cuisine. half assed copies of foreign things and mixing them with cheetos and corn syrup isnt cooking. she had no chance and he will never know what actual food is.

>>507498198 (OP)
I wouldn't like it either.

>>507499283
Meringue is easy, it's just tedious and wasteful if you don't also make a pound cake with the unused yolks.

>>507498932
French newfies; people too lazy to drink.

>>507498582
a tiny island off of newfoundland that the french held onto

>>507498198 (OP)
u don't even know women get off on this shid
all he has to do is absorb the rees
as long as he's authentically into her though right, like 'actually wants to keep her for life'
it's just drama

>>507498402
Rate my translation of your punic demon script
>hear the story of every guest who comes I show him this arrowhead a replica of a Roman arrowhead from the battle of Yodeft, Yodeft was the first fortress in the Galilee that fell to the Romans later Gamla then Jerusalem a great destruction and I tell them the Romans are no longer here, that was their arrow and this is our arrow. The most sophisticated dart missile in the world and now i'm showing them another dart this syringe

Its tough. You say you don't like it, she gets pissy. You say it's good, she's happy, but you run the risk of her making it again.

imagine being a woman that can't cook

>>507499612
>milk
I'm not 5 years old

>>507498198 (OP)
As a wizard, I cannot relate to normalfag issues like this.

>women are only attracted to assholes
>woman marries asshole
>"wahh my husband did an asshole thing"
>post on social media for upboats from other women who say "wow what an asshole!"
>women continue to only be attracted to assholes
>this will somehow eventually be used as evidence that incels deserve to be alone
and so the world turns

>>507498198 (OP)
My Latvian wife is literally writing a pie cook book to bring the glory of American sweet pies to Eastern Europe. Her pies are Hella good too.

>>507498198 (OP)

>i tried to do a basic task for my husband
>i failed
>im going to social media to whine

They. Are. Property. Not. Humans.

>>507499371
some blueberry pie recipes use a lot of cinammon, which is gross and wrong

>>507498198 (OP)
Give him one of these next time

>>507498198 (OP)
Hey little couz - I'll eat your pie, if you get what I mean ;)

>>507500697
Lovely. Congrats anon.

>>507498198 (OP)
>non-political 1pbtid faggot
what a faggot, that being said
>my 1st attempt at baking something wasnt that good
i do not understand this. i never serve anything with my 1st attempt, especially not something like a birthday meal. what the fuck is wrong with this retard?

>>507498402
Ugly child sodomist

Is there a personality test that can detect lack of accountability

It's really a tough situation when someone cooks for you but is genuinely fucking awful at it. There are 0 women on planet earth who can take constructive criticism.

>>507498198 (OP)
i mean, the guy should have at least pretended to appreciate this, but her going online to bitch about it shows what kind of cunt she is

>>507498198 (OP)
also wtf is this flag
i legit never seen this one

>3 hours on that piece of shit
he's right. Women, just do us all a favour and buy something and pretend you made it like your whore mothers used to. We don't care!

>>507499371
She probably forgot to add sugar to the blueberries when cooking the filling, which makes them tart

>>507499612
>>507500196
You responded to a shitskin 'canadian' -- they don't drink milk, only cow piss and melted butter.

>>507498198 (OP)
>can't cook
>cries on the internet about how she is a victim
Women deserve so much less.

>>507500697
based and wholesomepilled

>>507501273
the disease is called X chromosome diploidy

>>507498198 (OP)
It’s 3 hours you would’ve otherwise spent scrolling instagram. Kys bitch.

>>507501356
He was in a no win situation.
Say you like it (false) and she'll keep on making them for every special occasion.
Say you don't like it and end up in the doghouse.


When did /pol/ turn in to Reddit AITA ?

>>507498198 (OP)
>>507498402
>kike replies to his own VPN post
bravo retard

>>507499246
Thankfully I’ve never met a woman who can’t cook and doesn’t insist on cooking, despite complaining about having to cook.

>>507498198 (OP)
>marries an asshole because those men turn her on
>complains when he acts like one

he should’ve thrown the pie in her face

>>507498198 (OP)
>Her: "I spent three hours doing something that I know I am not good at, I gave the sh*t pie I made to my husband and he didn't like it because I can't cook, I hate him for not liking my sh*tty attempt at a pie. Why are men so terrible, I'm gonna go cheat on him with a nigger.

>>507498198 (OP)
Guy is lucky he even has a wife that'll cook for him. A friend of mine got his "highschool sweet heart" pregnant and she turned out to be a real piece of poop. He works 12 hour days then comes home and the most cooking she'll do is reheating stoffers frozen dinner or dinosaur chicken nuggets for the kids.

All their kids have clothes that don't fit well because shes too lazy to go shopping for them. Doesn't take them out to do anything, puts them in front of tablets. Sits at home and eats ice cream while watching Real Housewives all day.

Marriage is fake and gay 95% of the time. Everyone seems to regret it.

>>507500533
>this will somehow eventually be used as evidence that incels deserve to be alone
Yeah
>women get abused by the men they choose to fuck
>women get taken for granted by the men they choose to fuck
>women get murdered by the men they choose to fuck
Who gets the blame?
Must be those creepy basement dweller chud incels they didn't choose to fuck, thus retroactively justifying their choice not to fuck them. Teehee.

>>507502237
I guarantee that pie that she made came out of nowhere, she probably never cooks and just randomly decided to try to cook a pie and got upset when her husband didn't pretend that her first attempt at making something was A tier.

Women are children.

>>507501440
>the guy should have at least pretended to appreciate this

Want to know how I know you (and at least half the anons in this thread) are a woman?

No, fuck you. If a man fucks up, he never hears the fucking end of it. Just pretending to like shit and allowing women to get away with being shit never fixes any of these problems and never teaches the women that they are shit.

>>507498198 (OP)

>>507502703
Yea you don't sound like a woman at all, men and women aren't equal you femoid bitch.

>>507501440
>>507502497
In most relationships especially long-term ones, no one wants their lover to force themselves to eat something they made

>>507502199
the stupidest thing about that statue is that it unwittingly means women stand in the way of economic flourishing

>>507498198 (OP)
>25$
And how much is he paying on the mortgage and car?

>>507498198 (OP)
What if the pie was legit disgusting?

anyone with actual cooking experience could have told her that pie is a shit idea. the combination is completely nasty and it looks like shit. just make some blueberry with crumbles

i would never first try any birthday cake thats just madness, youre vastly overestimating your abilities if you do this unless you have legit 20+ years cooking experience. her ego is so huge she had to upload all that garbage.

>>507498701
Here's the thing. She's a nag and makes him miserable every day. She made him miserable all day on his birthday and when it came to the pie, as she sat there waiting to be praised for a fuckin pie, he ran out of energy to pretend. She will make him miserable tomorrow too.

failure is part of being a good cook, someone who cant handle failure obviously sucks at cooking

>you accidentally burn the pie

>>507498198 (OP)
eyy yo I know you don't like sweets but check it I got a Betty Crocker pie crust n dumped a whole jar o smuckers blueberry jam innere and then put a pancake on top IF U DONT LIKE THIS WTF

>>507503242
Baking isn't shit if you have 2 braincells required to make a correct dough, literally no other skill required, only stews are easier than baking

>>507498198 (OP)
Meringue pies can be really tricky to make and the crust here looks kind of gross, I can imagine it doesn't taste good. This is why you practise these kind of dishes before making them for "special occasions", husband sounds like a manchild though, likely both of them are just too retarded for proper communication

>>507498766
Says the memeflag
Kill yourself

>>507498198 (OP)
Oh nooo you did something that didn't work out. The horror. As a man, this never happens to us.

>>507499538
Didn't that guy marry a nigger to a white woman? NEXT

>>507502703
dude, you gotta curb your autism if you want to be happy with a woman
>>507503124
well, you can still show appreciation, all while being honest

>>507498198 (OP)
I know I shouldn't reply to this thread but what a shitty looking pie. I can do better. Why are women so fucking bad at cooking?

>>507503242
>anyone with actual cooking experience could have told her that pie is a shit idea. the combination is completely nasty and it looks like shit. just make some blueberry with crumbles
It's underappreciated ITT that blueberry meringue pie is a strange and probably gross combination. Like, I guess that part is the husband's fault because he asked for it directly, but anybody who can cook enough to make that would know that it's probably a bad idea. Honestly they both seem like retards, and she seems like a retarded harpy.

>>507503782
retarded people deserve each other
lazy fat people deserve each other
life finds a way! <3

>>507498701
>Imagine being a woman and picking a legitimately shitty husband
You mean half the women?

>>507498198 (OP)
: ( That looks like a nice pie too. Probably didn't use enough sugar in the blueberries, they can be quite tart otherwise.

>>507499174
>a birthday cake is supposed to be decadent
You are a fatso

>>507498198 (OP)
>3 hours
probably didn't make the crust herself
that's why husband doesn't like it
a good pie takes at least 5 hours

>>507504465
Crust looks like shit, Nigel. The meringue looks okay, but definitely sloppy. And agreed, she probably didn't use enough or any sugar in the blueberries.

>>507499174
>just buy walmart shit
yeah just mail fucking money to china and bentonville and they'll be sure to keep sending you goyslop and busted cheap shit

>>507499174
>double chocolate cake from Walmart
>palm oil, enriched wheat flour, citric acid, xanthan gum, maltodextrine, dextrose, natural flavor, corn syrup solids, cocoa, artificial flavors, titanium dioxide, cocoa
mmm "cake"

>>507498402
>birthday steak
that's what wives should be making
and you, finish the job and castrate the iranian nuclear program
the world is full of anti-semites but at the end of the day they're gonna reward winners with more weapons
winners win

>>507498198 (OP)
First time seeing this flag despite being here since 2014. Great vpn.

>>507499770
Guys can be the same way, retard I know got massively buttblasted when somebody asked him if he was capable of [practical task he'd never done even once] as if the only qualification he needed was born male.

He was shit at it and threw a tantrum

>>507501356
Someone who cooks and expects the food that comes out to be tasty because they put effort into it while refusing to check whether it's actually good is evil. Your effort resulting in a failure should not be someone else's problem.

>>507499219
>What happened to that meringue
Americans use the modern dessert definition of merengue, which is fluffed egg whites with honey or fruit syrup which is then chilled and finished with a very slight bake for crispy top.
It is a light cream more than a lightweight cookie.

>>507498402
Hopefully one day soon it’ll be more common than yours.

>>507498198 (OP)
>my husband doesnt like sweet things
>so i made him sugar and fruit and sugar and egg white and sugar with flour
>he doesnt like it
>woe is me

>>507498567
That pie looks like it was done well. The husband is just an autistic faggot. Most gen y/z wouldn't even bother, they'd just buy some premade trash from the store.

>>507499246
My college girlfriend tried making pancakes and used baking soda instead of powder. It was like a big mouthful of salty batteries and I gagged and almost threw up. This, naturally, set off a huge fight that ended in us breaking up because I "wasn't being supportive enough".

>>507499174
If she wanted to do something with fruit, I don't know why you wouldn't just make a fucking cheesecake and toss some blueberries in syrup on top. Cheesecake is rich and sweet, but also nearly impossible to fuck up.

>>507498198 (OP)
He sounds like an unappreciative dick, but that being said, she's probably got something up with her too if she has a habit of airing out marital problems on the internet for attention or something.

>>507498198 (OP)
>[[[P A S T E R I E S}}}

STOLEN VALOR homemakers whom would rather WATCH FOOD NETWORK thank COOK to save their lives - high on their slacktivist feminist supply - are the absolute BANE of peaceful domesticity the world over: only HOT BIMBOS can get away with this DUMB HAREM WHORE mentality.

FOLLOW FUCKING DIRECTIONS AND STOP NICKLE & DIMING ON SHITARSE INGREDIENTS YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

>>507504673
I was working on the assumption that she doesn't normally cook, hence the "3 hours". Looks decent in that case.

>>507499939
He’s literally a demon.

>>507498198 (OP)

Bitch never practiced before making it for his birthday and is surprised it didn't come out well...

Thank God my woman bakes a cake at least once every two weeks trying something new or preparing something she knows how to make.

She could make good money baking cakes but told me it's a hobby that she doesn't want to taint with money. Fair enough in my eyes.

All of our nieces and nephews ask her to bake them their birthday cakes because they come out so we'll and are very visually appealing.

The point I'm making is my woman is a better baker than this man's and she has me taste it and give her legitimate criticisms with new recipes.

>anon try this butter cream frosting and tell me what you think
>not enough sugar, all I'm tasting is the fat of the butter
>thanks anon!
5 minutes later...
>try it now anon!
>delicious. Are you going to add any flaoving?
Etc.

She can't bake bread to save her life however. That is my domain. Cooking is always fun because she has to plan it out for the week.
I look in the pantry for 10 minutes and whip something up out of my imagination and 5 years experience as a cook.

I love my.woman and we make smart, beautiful white children.

>>507500697
Based and piepilled Latvian waifu

>>507498198 (OP)
That is mean he should have lied said he liked the lie finished his slice then thrown the rest away that night when she went to sleep.

>>507505326
>making pancakes and used baking soda instead of powder
what the fuck

>>507505404
You’re rare too little buddy.

>>507498198 (OP)
>I'm not good at things the first time I do them using instructions from an unknown source

>>507505541
Learn how to bake for your man ya dumb cunt.

>>507505542
Baking soda and "powder" is literally the same thing, you moronic shabbos goy.

>>507498198 (OP)
I'd eat that. Looks tasty as fuck. I'm hungry.

>>507499174
Personally, I prefer that she gives me a deep throat blow-job for my birthday. Fuck some nasty pie or cake.

>>507498198 (OP)
Guy doesn’t know how to talk to his wife. You don’t simply say "it’s not good". You make her come to the conclusion yourself. Women talk direct approach personally. "I don’t like it" becomes "I don’t like you and everything you do for me is shit and I don’t appreciate it" in her mind.

>>507505542
she didn't know how to cook and assumed they were the same thing. had she bothered to make any attempt at cooking prior to this or, I dunno, tasted a test batch of the pancakes like you would for any recipe, she would have immediately realized her mistake.

>>507498402
Noone like meat from foreskins kike

>>507498198 (OP)
Both of the following can be true
>she is an incredibly shitty baker
>he is also a dick husband

I can't imagine hating my wife so much that I couldn't hold myself back from saying I hated something she made.

>>507505782
Not a women I just don’t see why anyone needs to be mean to their wife especially when she spent a lot of time making a pie. He probably missed out on his birthday bj because he was a sperg about it. What a retard you gotta think about the things that matter.

>>507505959
No it is not. To replace powder with soda, you need to use ~4x less and add an acid such as lemon juice.

>>507498198 (OP)
meringue is fucking terrible, wow egg whites and sugar whipped, shitty product french fag fancy food with 0 substance. blueberry is good tho

>>507498198 (OP)
Sounds like comfy place, can i move in?

>>507506027
Not knowing how to cook is one thing but assuming they are the same is madness. That's like thinking you can substitute salt with sugar.

>>507506318
Baking powder is just baking soda with a dry acid mixed in so it reacts when hitting the wet ingredients. The ruskie is correct

>>507498198 (OP)
this stuff is awesome

>>507505959
No, it's fucking not. Baking powder is a mixture of baking soda with cream of tartar, acid salts, and usually something like cornstarch as a buffer.
>Hydrogen dioxide and hydrogen peroxide? Those are literally the same thing!

>>507506521
>they're the same except one has some other thing added to it which makes it completely different
come on nigger

>>507498198 (OP)
3 hours on this abomination.
She deserves everything.

>>507506762
you're a fucking retard, its the same item with a dry vs wet acid, please kill yourself

>>507506521
Stick to microwaving your chicken nuggies. That's what I just said. That still doesn't make them the same or direct substitutes. Go ahead, go make pancakes with soda using the measurement of powder that the recipe calls for.

>>507506997
yeah okay gonna start using baking soda for my waffles now. thanks for the advice rajeesh

>>507506997
and soup is the same as salad, its just got more water in it

>>507506997
He will be ok.

>>507498198 (OP)
I mean... Yeah, her husband is a retard.
Even if it's shit you don't fucking say it to the face of someone who put effort into something, especially on your fucking request.
There was a fucking hundred ways to formulate not wanting to finish it, without hurting your spouse or admitting your don't know what you like.
No wonder marriage's average duration is going in the low single digit with guys who can't into basic psychology.

>t. married for 20 years

>>507498198 (OP)
I would poison such an ungrateful husband. (Actually, I would have better judgment in choosing him to begin with).

>>507504208
>well, you can still show appreciation, all while being honest
I bothered to check and he did, that woman just felt disappointed and likely made that thread to vent/get consolation and go on with her life. Not worth a thread desu.

>>507507396
he doesnt like sweet things, she knows this.
she made him something full of sugar
he doesnt like it

wouldnt be surprised if he is diabetic and she left that part out of the story

>>507498198 (OP)
holy shit when her shitcake is so awesome she can eat the whole thing by herself! whats the problem?!

>>507507789
>wouldnt be surprised if he is diabetic and she left that part out of the story
there is honestly a higher than 50% chance of this being true

>>507507824
not even she wanted to eat it lol
its all his fault

>>507506521
Tell you what, here's one of my cake recipes:

>4 eggs
>2 cups flour
>1 1/2 cups caster sugar
>1 cup whole milk
>1/2 cup butter
>3 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
>3 tsp baking powder
>2 1/2 tsp vegetable oil
>1/4 tsp salt
>Preheat oven to 190F
>Mix flour, baking powder, and salt, whisk thoroughly, set aside
>Whisk eggs, set aside
>Gently heat milk and butter until melted, whisk in eggs, add oil and vanilla
>Mix in dry ingredients, sans flour
>Slowly mix in sugar, mix until smooth
>Pour into greased pan, cook for until a butter knife comes out clean (approx. 30 min.)
You can follow the recipe exactly and you can enjoy the shit out of a motherfucking moist, delicious vanilla cake... or you can substitute 3 tsp of baking powder for 3 tsp of baking soda and prove to us what fools we are. The choice is yours.

>>507500196
your brown

>>507499428
It's an old term. You would know if you weren't a filthy newfag.

Lurk moar

>>507505610
yup, so they say, anyway

>>507508269
>doesn't put 1/4-1/3 cup of mayo in the cake
NGMI bro

https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2023/07/29/moist-chocolate-cake-mayonnaise

>Mayonnaise makes cakes more moist and tender due to its emulsifying properties and fat content. It can replace oil and even eggs in some recipes, resulting in a richer, more decadent cake.

>>507498198 (OP)
oh boo hoo go back and try again
women these days give up so easily

>>507506521
nigga you dumb
>No, baking soda and baking powder are not the same thing, though they are both leavening agents. Baking soda is sodium bicarbonate, a base that requires an acidic ingredient and a liquid to activate and produce carbon dioxide. Baking powder, on the other hand, is a complete leavening agent containing both a base (baking soda) and an acid, along with a starch, so it only needs a liquid to activate.

>>507498198 (OP)
Husband being a cunt asking for such a weird thing for her to cook

Like how many people have ever made meringue at home? and then used that meringue to make a pie?

>>507508923
Meringue cookies are easy as fuck and pretty basic as far as making sweets goes.

>>507498653
We're quickly becoming a reality show for the rest of the world, and probably the Space Niggers.

>>507498874
Yeah. Not hard to show a little gratitude even if you don't like it. Even if the food is shit, you can be thankful for the time that went into it.

>>507498198 (OP)
A blueberry meringue pie? What an asshole.

>>507498198 (OP)
Both men and women have their heads so far up their own asses they can’t see straight. I hate women as much as the next man, but it’s also pretty simple to notice the effort put forth and pretend to enjoy a slice of home made pie just for the simple fact your wife made it for you.

>>507507789
He asked her to make the cake though? It just seems like a case of both of them being retards over something insignificant

>>507508616
>>507508717

>reee how dare that this man be brutally honest
>no the woman shouldn't realize that she's a shit cook and needs to improve or that there are some recipies she can't do

>>507507789
he wanted a blueberry pie
not a salty one

>>507498198 (OP)
just from a glance at that "pie crust" i know this woman is fat and is a bad cook
i wouldnt eat that pie either.
>i dont like blueberries
subhuman opinion, she deserves to be upset.

>>507498198 (OP)
>3 hours of my life wasted
What else is the bitch going to do with her time? Scroll social media and act like a whore online? This fucking bitch should be spending 8+ hours per day in the kitchen and doing housework. This is probably the first time she's spent more than 5 minutes in the kitchen all year. Modern women are fucking useless.

Not shocking to see the insane double standards itt. If you moiggers spent three hours doing anything other than clicking your computer and your mom said your effort was pointless you'd be howling for blood. Fuck you.

People who bitch and moan about "wasting time" when they actually have to do something challenging and fail are cancer

>>507499174
He literally asked for it by name, retard.

>>507498701
>Its so fucking easy to find a half decent guy
No it's really not.

>>507498653
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Never fukin heard of it

Men eat MEAT. Women should learn how to cook MEAT.

>>507498402
Literally bunkerposting kek

>>507498198 (OP)
>posting it on social media instead of talking it out with your husband
Easy to tell what kind of woman this is. I pity the guy who married her.

>>507511641
The guy is a fag unless you hate your wife you should not be like yeah I don't like this thing you made me. Would you say to your mom as an adult "yeah this cake you made me is gross"?

>>507498198 (OP)
In her defense that is rude. If my wife tried hard to make me a pie I would pretend to like it. It's okay to tell white lies to women, they are fragile and easy to hurt.

Seeing the way she writes, I have to ask:
Are meringues kosher?

>>507498198 (OP)
>>507498701
>Imagine being a woman and picking a legitimately shitty husband.
The husband is a Chad, which is what made her fall in love with him. The problem is that while Chads make good lovers, they often don't make good husbands and fathers. Most women don't realize this until after they marry and have kids with them.

>>507498402
Back in the bunker dunecoon.

>>507511808
Yes? Being honest is better in the long run for everyone.

>>507498198 (OP)
Why are women like this. If I made something for someone and they didn't like it I'd be disappointed sure, but its more that I couldn't make something they enjoy.
I'd feel worse if I found out they lied later and suffered through the dogshit I made.

>>507511808
Here's the thing. I can respect trying and failing, and I'll lie that I appreciate the effort. I'll just also point out that results matter, and with that effort, a child could've gotten better results by just buying something from the store. I respect trying despite failing, but I don't find failed effort endearing. If she tried for me and not for herself, she should stop immediately and never do this again.

>>507507396
>>507511808
No, he is a Chad. His bluntness and callousness is what attracted her to him in the first place. It just stops being exciting after marriage and children, since the woman now craves more stability.

>>507511808
He could have been a little more tactful but it's better to be honest than to lie about this kind of thing.

>>507498766
You mad because you poor.

>>507498198 (OP)
I'm almost positive this is because the pie came with 30 passive aggressive backhands and a guilt trip so anything would taste bad with a bitch stuck in the middle of it. Signs of a dead marriage and couple of reprobates too timid to go anywhere else.

>>507498198 (OP)
Op is a vpn kike

>>507498198 (OP)
my mom took a baking class for a few months and i never ate a single thing she made
was disgusting and she spent so much money and time making trash

>>507507659
>I bothered to check and he did,
and how did you learn that?

>>507511069
ya theres a lot of women i meet that r single and they say ever guy they meet on dating apps are horrible people
by the time they find someone that isnt an asshole they have severe trust issues so i only end up dating virgins cause they don't have any bad experiences yet

>>507498198 (OP)
Wow the things that sounds gross is... And you don't like it so you didn't try it so you don't even know you did a shit job. If I spend 3 hours cutting her hair and it looks like dog shit she's going to be super nice about it right. Not like when she dyed her own hair and cried for three days.

>>507499371
it could have been the crust, too. I've had pies baked before where the crust is inexplicably dense and hard without being burned. Of course I didn't make them; women did. lol women r so dum haha

wonder if this dumb cunt used coolwhip (pure vegetable oil and corn syrup) instead of actual whipped cream or something
women love managing to fuck up simple tasks

>>507498198 (OP)
I'll eat her pie if you know what I mean

>>507498198 (OP)
>my husband isn't a big fan of sweets
>I asked him what sweets he wanted for his birthday
women type like this with a straight face and don't see any problem with it

If I spent 3 hours making a meal I'm going to eat it.
I don't care if I don't like one of the ingredients.

>>507499939
They're just signaling others to remember to prepare for the pole shift catastrophe. Any time they refer to rockets, space, the sun, or Saturn, that's what they're talking about.

>>507498402
Shut up, parasite infested leather eating kike.

>>507498198 (OP)
You will never be a real country

>>507498198 (OP)
Sometimes I tell my wife her baking tastes bad but still eat it. But usually her baking is really good. I simply don't like sweets that much.

He should at least finish one slice.

>>507506384
are u are a nigger?

>>507506997
Savages
Disgusting people

>>507498198 (OP)
>some insignificant bullshit happens to a woman
>has to post it on the internet for updoots
this generation is the most pathetic that's ever been birthed into the world
i do not give a fuck what excuses are given

>>507500196
Silence, bonelet

>>507505959
>Russian gastronomer

>>507498701
>Everyone blaming the woman
The husband is a retard.
>he’s chad
He’s not. Chads are charming and would pretend to like the pie then throw it when she’s not looking. Better yet a chad would throw it in her face and take her out to buy one.
Chads are romantic. This husband sounds like a plank of wood.

>>507506997
This is for a movie or something. Old vid

>>507502237
>real piece of poop.
I don't know why, but piece of poop as opposed to piece of shit just tingled the ol' funny bone.

>>507511069
what the hell?
https://youtu.be/va_wAmhNBk4
how did you know
https://youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I

>>507511808
I want the exact same one every month until I die

he's so picky he could say dont need a dessert
he's so picky he could know what type of dessert he likes

>>507517500
You've been reading too much shoujo manga, brother

>>507500533
Women look at potential mates like they're shopping for shoes. It really is that trivial to them.
I no longer care enough to even hate them.

>>507499612
Not very big on chocolate myself. I don't like whipped cream much either. I really wonder what she fucked up the pie with, sounds alright. Granted I'd have used another top like crumble pie. It is delicious with some blueberries, vanilla ice cream/vanilla sauce. Wish I had a wife to make me fat with home baked goods, desu.