Be honest, what would you do upon the first nuke dropping?

>>507505204 (OP)
NOTHING.
EVER.
HAPPENS.

>>507505204 (OP)
shit my pants

MAID myself. Not like I could rely on the government to do it anymore.

It'll be like the purge

>>507505204 (OP)
go to OP's house and beat his ass

>>507505204 (OP)
Shoot niggers raping white kids

>>507505204 (OP)
A celebratory fuck with my wife.

TKD

if its nowhere near me and in a place i hate, i go to pol and my other internet haunts and post "lol"

>>507505204 (OP)
Across the ocean? Nothing.
Stateside? I'd stop showing up for work in all honesty and liquidate a few assets into rice, flour, water, fuel, and a few other last minute prepped things.

>>507505489
Probably this

Go steal some crap or save some hot girl that is crying

>>507505532
who do you reckon is buying those assets after nukes drop?

No one would duck and cover?

>>507505204 (OP)
Blame Jews probably

I'd go on a raping spree.

No vagina would be spared.

>>507505204 (OP)
Make sure my family is safe. Immediately secure masks/hazmat suits. Seal all windows/doors. Secure water and nonperishable nutrition. Get guns.

>>507505204 (OP).

>>507505204 (OP)
Unironically check pol to see the reaction it would be hilarious.

>>507505204 (OP)
i would go to the grocery store and pick up as much non perishable food as possible. then i would look at a map and decide where im holing up.

i feel like shit will go down on july 4th

>>507505204 (OP)
nothing

>>507505693

Fuck off jeet

I'd be all smug about it, I would use my last moments to point and laugh at the panicking normies and say "I told you s.." before being incinerated

>>507505727
This!

>>507505204 (OP)
Have a beer?

>>507505204 (OP)
Probably go and buy myself first pack of cigs since a year now (i've quit) and 0,7l. Ain't no way i am dying sober.

Get myself some good brain reset. After that, the next day you can start think strategically.

rejoice for the beginning of the end.
I'd probably get a lawn chair and put it on my roof and shoot at anyone coming near my home.

>>507505987
a man with taste

Probably double check the nuke map if the internet is still up and stock up on water and drive out to the desert away from military bases. Just camp for a few days and see what happens.

>>507505921
first stop: The white woman's sorority. Finally the prime vagine will be mine. After years of suffering it'll be all mine.

>>507505204 (OP)
Buy a six pack, light a fore, sacrifice something to apollo since jews getting btfo would make the messianic apocalypse teligion defunct

>>507505204 (OP)
Cum

>>507505204 (OP)
post i told you so threads on 4chan.

>>507505204 (OP)
Plant more potatoes and peas

>>507505204 (OP)
if on pisrael, party like it's 1999
the wicked witch is dead

>>507506188
You live in a military base?

>>507505204 (OP)
Get some rest and start packing a bag to get out and drive to the Dundee Hills near town, it's Southwest and not Northeast of any nuke targets, wait a day or two until we know what the 'fallout' is. If we're really a few hours from MAD there's nothing I can do panicking to leave a suburb. Probably will starve or die but at least it's not cowering in my condo.

>>507505204 (OP)
I would wonder how I got to 1945.

>>507505204 (OP)
hopefully fucking die

>>507505204 (OP)

>>507505204 (OP)
Nothing because it will only be one or two nukes and it will be on the other side of the world. MAD won't happen. In fact the most realistic outcome is NEH.

>>507505204 (OP)
Same i'd do if it didn't. Unless you mean a nuke dropping where i am, then die.

>>507505204 (OP)
I would steal a motorcycle and go save a sexy dame

>>507505204 (OP)
go down to my bunker.

>>507506471
It all depends on location where you live. In rural areas yeah less supplies, if you would need something you would need to go to urban hellscape.
But in any scenario rural areas have highest chance of survivability

I quit coming to /pol/ after I realized 90% of the threads are blatant shilling of happening narratives to no end.
I was here a lot over the past three years and the happening community was a major factor in my decision to not come here anymore. Nothing-ever-happens chuds did it to an extent as well but the HAPPENINGtards are worse.
Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for a missile to even kill a million people and why it was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of
>IT'S HAPPENING
>when you know you know
>nuclear holocaust confirmed
>the end is nigh
>keep coping faggot
>100% eoy billions will die
Or some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the day deaths we'll be in the billions.
Here we are.
After seeing the nothingburger today I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the nukes didn't fly (fortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.
It’s not the Nuclear Holocauster, it will not be the End Times apocalypse. The world will not be descending into wars and famines (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major happenings or events.
I will enjoy watching happening tards burn every step along the way.
Why?
Because you fucking idiots deserve it all.

>>507505204 (OP)

>>507506902
>I quit coming to /pol/
Then why are you here.
KYS

>>507505204 (OP)
Life goes on until it doesn’t anymore.

>>507505204 (OP)
go to /pol/

>>507505204 (OP)
Buy a dozen Dunkin donuts and a McDonald's chocolate milkshake.

i thought that was a fallout map for a second

>>507505204 (OP)
post "IT'S HAPPENING" on my favorite taiwanese knitting forum

I'm not sure if I could drive fast enough and far enough to be outside of a blast radius.

In a nuclear “end of the world scenario” all laws would effectively be void so I’d go around doing anything I want

>>507505204 (OP)

celebrate the deaths of America's enemies.

How does this affect me personally?

>>507505204 (OP)
dance like I'm a kike on 9/11

>>507505204 (OP)
That's impossible because nukes aren't real

>>507505204 (OP)
Live stream it to rich people in bunkers for good goy points.

>>507505204 (OP)
smoke a phat blunt and vibe, what else is there for me to do other than sit back and relax

>>507505204 (OP)
Measure distance and air patterns. Determine whether I'm in the path of fallout and if so how long it would take to reach me. Then I'd probably take a nap.

>>507505204 (OP)
I would know that it's fake because nukes are fake, and I would call it fake on 4chan

>>507505204 (OP)
Finally die. Drink some last Whiskey and finally die happily.

>>507505204 (OP)
Id be wondering if i have to go to work tomorrow or not since the nukes obviously would impact us here but like i wouldnt have to go to work will i? Will i get paid for the day??

>>507511251
Wouldn't*

If it goes off in Israel i will dance like a kike that just found a schekel.

>>507505204 (OP)
>Be honest, what would you do upon the first nuke dropping?
Probably just post a söyack on /pol/ then go back to playing vidya games.

>>507505204 (OP)
Check ebay for deals.

>>507505204 (OP)
let out a "HOOOLY SHIT" and then post something here, easy

>>507505204 (OP)
shitpost on 4chan

>>507505204 (OP)
I would drive into the nearest fjord for cover, far away from the nearest city.

>>507505693
flag checks out

>>507505204 (OP)
Depends on where it lands.

>>507505204 (OP)
ckeck /pol/ and twitter to make sure a nuke just dropped l

>>507505640
Smart people. If you bought a shitton of defense stocks ad polish energy stocks after the 3 day smo you would've made bank.

Buy when there's blood in the streets is a common investment saying.

watchpeopledie

>>507505204 (OP)
Climb in a fridge.

Two chicks at the same time.

>>507505204 (OP)
Come here and shitpost about it with frens

>>507505204 (OP)
I doubt anyone would be targeting my Country with a nuke, so I'd just sit still and continue shitposting.

>>507512238
Right, probably stay in bed and keep smoking pot and browsing /pol/, but I wouldn't feel as bad about it because following the news would actually be a good use of my time for once. But then again I assume the nuke would be deployed somewhere else, like Ukraine or Israel.

Enter the secret door under Denver airport code: Blucifer.