>An obese 57 year old man wearing a rubber mask and a cowboy hat gets fired upon at point blank range by multiple police officers, manages to dodge all their bullets and runs away into a suburban neighborhood he's unfamiliar with and hasn't been seen by any of the hundreds of officers looking for him since then
What's actually going on here?

Give it to Poot.

>>507515230 (OP)
The cowboy hat was a purple.

>>507515230 (OP)
it's called DEI police incompetence, anon

>>507515230 (OP)
>What's actually going on here?
Pure, unadulterated glowniggardry of the highest caliber. It's a big fuck you to anyone paying attention.

>>507515230 (OP)
Fed asset doing fed work to make people think we’re starting civil war 2.0 but it’s just the usual Jewish tricks and faggotry going on so I simply don’t care.

>>507515230 (OP)
> What's actually going on here?

Psyop you dummb cunt

they're sending a message to low level dems who aren't yet fully compromised

stay in line or we will kill you and portray it as an accident

thats why its suspicious as possible while still maintaining plausible deniability. scary photo of a hitman in a rubber mask. you think lower level politicians arent seeing this and connecting the dots and that this wont influemce their actions going forward even if they cant be completely sure it was planned

>>507515230 (OP)
inside job
mossad agent is probably already home by now

>>507515907
who is "they" ?
and why is this theory more likely than just a lone nutjob gunman, america has plenty of those

>>507515230 (OP)
He's just that good.

>>507515230 (OP)
You guys think all mass shooters are MK Ultra victims, so why wouldn't they just pin this on one of their MK Ultra puppets and not blame an actual fed like this guy seems to be.

>>507515230 (OP)
pssh.. nothin personel sheriff

>>507515230 (OP)
i think you need to look up the definition of the words obese, point blank, dodge, and unfamiliar. you come in here using big words your stupid brown brain doesn't comprehend and it makes you look like a retard to anyone that's actually been following this story.

>>507515230 (OP)
It's not that hard to dodge bullets of you know what you're doing.

>>507515907
Yep. Crooked democrats
>>507516082
The democrat party
Its more likely because the democrats are very corrupt and evil.

>>507516082
how would i know? if it was easy to know who they are then they would have a harder time getting away with it. its whoever is in power behind the curtain, pulling strings in the shadows.

and yeah, maybe it is a lone gunman. but how do you know it isnt? sure seems politically convenient.

you think there is no deep state operating in the shadows? why wouldnt there be?

Trump supporting MAGAs are extremist terrorists

>"help me generate conspiracy theories" the thread
lols

This is terrorism, and law enforcement needs to treat it as terrorism. The murder of the democrat lawmakers was politically motivated. Clearly Boelter did not act alone. Clearly he is either a useful idiot or paid assassin for the democrat party machine / CCP.
LIBERALS = TERRORISTS

>>507516571
whats wrong with that?
obviously there are conspiracies going on in the world? can we not theorize about them? why do we have to accept the official story without question in a world where officials and media are often dishonest

>>507516826
honestly? you sound like a terrorist

>>507515230 (OP)
wasnt this the no kings protestor?

>>507516082
Lone gunman is unlikely. There's no way he traveled 16 miles on foot in 2.5 hours after the 2nd shooting.

>>507516871
and you argue like a woman

now tell me i have a small dick or that nobody wants to fuck me, you know you want to. thats your next "argument"

>>507515230 (OP)
Do you believe in demons?
We don't call them demonrats for nothing.
There's a reason he specifically executed those who didn't vote for our taxes paying for the healthcare of illegals.

>>507516923
Maybe not on foot but on a bicycle perhaps. An electric bicycle.

>>507517525
So he came across an e bike or had one stashed somewhere?

>>507515907
>we'll kill you and portray it as an accident

Big difference between tripping down your staircase and being shot by a fake cop who methodically chose his targets

>>507515230 (OP)
>What's actually going on here?
Cabal hitman are enforcing 'party unity' and Vance is getting patsy'd

>>507516297
You should be skinned alive shill

>>507515230 (OP)
another psyop per usual. What's the over under on him dying in a police shootout, but not before yelling "this is MAGA country!" ? That would be the most logical final act in this comedy script.

yeah this >>507515907

>>507516181
>You guys think all mass shooters are MK Ultra victims,
nonsense, the vast majority are niggers.

>>507520570
There's been very few black mass killers there has never been a black school shooter even the one that happened in Africa 10 years ago was a white man

>>507520756
>There's been very few black mass killers
you definitionally exclude them.
if you just define a 'mass shooting' as being any shooting with 3 or more victims, nearly all of them are niggers.
Here's a hint for future reference; if any stat supports leftist ideology, it's 95% likely to be fake.

>>507520756
>there has never been a black school shooter
what you mean this month?
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/chicago-public-schools-students-shot-may-2025/

>>507515230 (OP)
>What's actually going on here?
The point of the plan was to wreak as much havoc as he could, by killing multiple dem lawmakers across the state overnight and then drive on to one of the marches where he could unleash more chaos by firing on the protestors while framing himself as a Trumpian. We now have the roommate angle of him being 'pro Trump', and just within the last few hours his wife was found driving around with ammo and passports. If it had worked out and he wasn't accidentally caught earlier than expected by the cops that caught him in the act, the media would be frothing at the mouth about how innocent lawmakers were gunned down overnight by racist Trumpers and once he was in place at one of the protests he kills 50 or so more people in the name of being pro Trump, he may have effectively set of a civil war before anything became clear about his past.

>>507517083
please calm down

>>507515230 (OP)
He most likely had body armor on and that’s even if those fatass blue state DEI cops could even turn their safety off.

>>507521938
so same plan as Jan 6 was supposed to be
holy shit how are /our_glowniggas/ so fucking good they keep interdicting these scams?
well done white hats.
as always I remain in awe.

>what's actually going on here
A cartel hit. The timeline of his movements clearly show he couldn't have acted alone. His wife was detained for questioning with an undisclosed "large sum of cash" halfway across the state this morning. All his known associates got raided yesterday with the only lead being "he voted trump." The manifesto and hit list were found with a ditched vehicle hours after he left it behind. The two victims where a high ranking dem who voted against healthcare for illegals and another one who is endorsed by law enforcement and pushes for police regulation of the legal weed program. It's either glowniggers or LatAm invaders who paid him and the latter has more skin in the game.
Go ahead jannies archive this thread again.

>>507516506
Boelter isn't MAGA. He was hard left - same as most terrorists in the USA. Tampon Tim tried to hire him.

Try again.

>MN officials holding press conference on the manhunt
>"I have full trust that law enforcement will bring the individuals responsible to justice"
>Individuals
Uhhhhh lonewolfsisters???? Our response?

>>507525415
>Uhhhhh lonewolfsisters???? Our response?
They told you not to think or share any content that hasn't been released through official law enforcement channels, especially as it relates to a motive

>>507526364
>*hand talky no no head shake*
very funny