Thread 507516667

Would you guys go right through the closed door or would you open it and get up close and personal?

you've been fantasizing about a draft for so many years now
you're too old to be drafted already
let it go

>>507516667 (OP)
Jews rape kids.

>>507516667 (OP)
If you break my oval glass door, your heads will be decorating my hedgerow

And they are not afraid to stand right in front of the door, given that white American men can shoot with their rifles through that door.

>>507516667 (OP)
I'd rape them like jews rape kids

What if porch is equipped with IED?

>>507517090
Easy anon you don't need to blow up your whole front porch and possibly your front door and windows. Alternatively, that's also pretty based.

>>507516988
That black dude had windows caged. White American paramilitary would know right away that they pack guns.

>>507516667 (OP)
>special doorknocking gloves
They really come prepared
Try the Ted Nugent method

>>507516667 (OP)
>Best way to make draft officers disappear?
what people around these parts of the word have done for .. thousands of years .. is have a forest hideout cabin

I wonder if Claymore will keep the porch intact.

>>507516667 (OP)
Tldr; There isn't going to be a draft, regardless of needing to register for it. Not only was it was deemed unconstitutional, but the current military meta doesnt need or even want people who don't voluntarily join and meet both the standards of intellect, mental health, and physicality which the average military aged American currently doesn't meet

Tldr tldr; dont worry, you arent good enough to be in the military and the draft is illegal unless the constitution is ammended

>>507517803
Yeah totally it's not like trump would lie about something so that he could get the drop people, it's not like he's done that before or anything.

>>507518072
Trump lying doesn't make you less fat, mentally ill and addicted to weed, or retarded. We dont have a "human wave attack" military. If you can't be trained to do the job and do it well, you're 1000x more useful working and paying taxes. I dont say that with disrespect or malice, it is what it is

>>507516988
the bars on the windows kind of gave it a sense to leave. just leave.

>>507516667 (OP)
As a volunteer draft enforcement officer, I would highly HIGHLY advise you not to try anything like this. The results of such actions would not be in your favor.

>>507517803
>deemed unconstitutional
but that never happened

>>507518512
>The results of such actions would not be in your favor.
Challenge accepted, golem.

>>507518641
You can screech on the internet all you want, don't try to fight us when we show up.

>>507518748
Lol it's scared

>>507518748
He may be killed later, or imprisoned, but it's not like you're going to survive a rifle round. Approaching an enemy house seems extremely dangerous, and you can't treat all of them as potentially hostile. You're just going to be killed easily in that case. There's a strong defender's advantage.

>>507516667 (OP)
I welcome it.
Since my family and I are very much unable for combat drafting there's a great chance at agricultural production.
We can ask for a much larger acreage and equipment purchase grants under our corporation.
Get some prime location and live on a much bigger farm.

>>507518945
>but it's not like you're going to survive a rifle round.
I've seen documented cases in military medicine for surviving chest shots with surprisingly little damage .. to the point of not really even requiring surgery

>>507518822
>>507518945
You think it's going to stop with just you when you resist? You think your family won't be rounded up as well? You morons act like we don't have contingencies for exactly this sort of thing.
>>507519086
Smart man

>>507519219
autism: the post

>>507516667 (OP)
Why not put a gloryhole on the door and when they come and ring your doorbell present your hard dick to them and tell them the only way your dying for israel is if they make you finish. Then when you cum light a pist ejaculation cigarette ignating the gas thats been filling the house from the gastop youve left running on full igniting yourself and taking them with you

>>507518312
Yeah uh huh sure totally and trump was also just making negotiations and not distracting his enemies while his ally prepared to surprise attack. Same song and dance. It's happening.

>>507519377
I study ancient and modern warfare

>>507518512
Challenge accepted, do whatever you have to do, volunteer.

>>507516667 (OP)
Enlistment makes them go away for good.

Don’t be a pussy.
I did it.
So can you.

>>507518512
Neat

>>507519370
I'd rather die fighting on my feet than submitting on my knees, let's have fun with it ok?

Faggot zoomers can’t handle a little sand and kike worship.

Are you ready to fight for Israel kiddo?

>>507516667 (OP)

We don't have those in America.

>>507520036
you might as well suicide if that's your intention since you're going to wish you were dead if you end up killing an American in America as an American

>>507519965
>Die for Israel, goyim
Fuck off, state of Israel

>>507516667 (OP)
just don't answer the door, same policy as always

>>507516667 (OP)
why do browns keep spamming this, there is no draft and there will never be one again

>>507516667 (OP)
C) trigger the ammonium nitride under the deck from the remote in my kitchen

>>507516667 (OP)
Acid would work

>>507519370
Forget it man, they're not like us. They have no sense of duty of honor, they don't understand what it means to be committed to something. They shoot one of us down, so what? That's literally what we signed up to do, die for our nation. As for them, the SWAT team comes and if they survive they spend 30 years getting assraped in prison before they even get a chance to apply for parole. We were going to give them a career with meaning and a steady paycheck for two years and permanent lifetime benefits for their next of kin if they perish, in exchange for maybe getting shot at five or six times. But they had a point to prove.

>>507516667 (OP)
“I’m fragging my commanding officer the first chance I get”

>>507520487
as long as your k/d is >1, you win

>>507517074
Based

>>507516667 (OP)
Wait...you guys don't have gook floor traps in front of your door? Literally check who it is, enemy hit switch floor falls out like Mr. Burns. Hear the lovely screech of zogbots bleeding. Have the floor covered in sharp shit covered sticks. Close trap. Wait for next recruiters. I mean until the traphole is full of zogbots corpses.

>>507520487
>end up killing spics or niggers
"Americans" Lmao

>>507516667 (OP)
oil up, and welcome them in with a BBC (not that animal B) DILDO

>>507516667 (OP)
Just go do your 4 years you can think of it like playing COD

>>507516667 (OP)
Fly a Palestinian flag outside your door. At worst they'll draft you into FBI glowops.

>>507520053
Obviously. Let them try I'm suicidal either way.

>>507521299
Ahahahahaha look at this draft officers army advertisement how did you get relegated to 4chan duty kek

In the mind of a leftist Trump has declared himself King and now apparently has draft officers going to peoples doors. And of course, men can become women by simply saying so.
So let it be written, so let it be done.

>>507516667 (OP)
Are all MPs jews? Look at the beak on that one knocking. Dude even has knuckle gloves on to beat someone with. What a kike

>>507516667 (OP)
MPs don't collect draft dodgers, Chud. Local Sheriff do.

You cant. Just do your time and bring back a wife from whatever shithole you're deployed to.

>>507517803
>meet the standards
Good fucking luck finding enough people who do to field a functional army

>>507516667 (OP)
Confirm the fact you are antisemitic and racists and a threat to other colleagues in the meat grinder of war.

This will leave you free to spread rumours of the death of soldiers form your town and fuck their widows and fiances

>>507516667 (OP)
>UCP camo
SOVL
>>507519965
Tyfys, I sould've picked infantry, I'm S2 -_-

>>507516667 (OP)
Honestly... they won't want me to go. If they really want me, I'm in my 40's and I have a medical condition they'll need to fix and I'll need to lose weight.

Outside of those things, it's the same thing I'll always say, I'll be doing everything in my power to suck as much cock as possible, and rim the white guys too. I won't be stopped, so either I'll constantly have a mouthful, I'll get the shit kicked out of me, or they'll get rid of me.

All that fresh young cock meat and (white) ass... yum, yum.

>It all goes horribly wrong and every guy loves me and wants me to stick around because they all love and use my mouth...

>>507516667 (OP)
Build an antechamber inside your house. Invite them in. Once they are inside, seal the door behind them and pump in CO until they're dead. Remove the bodies from the chamber and cut them into bite-sized chunks. Remove your toilet from the stack pipe and drop the pieces down in batches, making sure to flush with lots of water. Once you are finished, sterilize your bathroom and butchering area with bleach.

When they send people to look for their missing officers, give them the same treatment.

>>507516667 (OP)
30MW proton ray.

>>507521851
Yeah that's not how a wartime military works at all. The conversation is more like "you've been in the military for three days already, that sort of behavior is forbidden, if you keep doing it we'll throw you in jail for the duration of the war." We've been doing this for a while, your choices are the grave, prison, or war.

>>507522052
The vast majority of draft dodgers got away with it.

>>507522350
Lol based homo ily

>>507522478
You first.

>>507522486
All they had to do was live like a felon for several years, constantly looking over their shoulders and living off of charity.

>>507516667 (OP)
Why would they draft your fat ass? It's not like they need a lot of people just to launch rockets at terrorists

>>507522478
you forgot Valhalla, faggot

>>507516667 (OP)
>I want my lawyer

>>507516667 (OP)
They'd have to materialize first.

>>507522592
Thank you sir or ma'am.

>>507519370
>You morons act like we don't have contingencies for exactly this sort of thing.
you got contingencies for lead to the skull? cool id love to hear it

>>507519370
it disgusts me that someone out there like you would larp this. what is wrong with you?!

there will never be a draft in the US because so many draft officers would be slaughtered like rabid dogs just in the first few days that the entire program would be shut down in a week.

wE'Re gOnNa gEt yOuR fAmiLy oh shut the fuck up you AIDS-ridden larping shitstain. I really oughta find you and teach you a lesson.

>>507517803
> Not only was it was deemed unconstitutional,
Lol no it wasn’t.

>>507521343
>>507521536
there isn't anything to win about it. you guys need to self deport if you can't compete with the people in your environment. it's a global shuffle and you'll die by the machinery crushing you if you don't simply move your body.
you glorify killing but it's not really that cool

>>507518312
98 IQ zogbot post

>>507522486
They didnt live in a time where a technological globohomo surveillance state existed.

>>507522592
shut the fuck up faggot /pol/ is a straight board, youre not welcome here

>>507516667 (OP)
Anyone that claims to be transgender is not allowed into military service,l and it is entirely decided by what the person claims.

>>507522802
*pistol whips you and drags you into van*

>>507518512
And I would highly advise you to quit your draft officer/slaver role before you end up being fed your nuts in someones basement.

>>507522052
>>507523112
You’re the most transparent glownigger that ever posted here

>>507523135
I guarantee you've sucked a cock before. I gurantee it.

>>507516822
Come back, Patrick, we need you

>>507523225
you retard, we all have our own guns and can defend ourselves and families.

>>507521299
Lol, I'll die in my home before I become part of the kike foreign legion

>>507523079
>can't compete with the people in your environment
I'm talking about directly competing with the people in my environment trying to take away my life to appease a bunch of rodents a half a world away.
If this upsets you, maybe you're the one who can't compete. Nothing you're doing is actual defense of your country, and you must be aware of this.

>>507522625
We maintain a list of what we call "hostile inductees" based on cross-referencing 4chan posts to social media and browsing history. We know how many guns you have, we know what time you sleep, we know who you love and where they work. We can wipe out your dad's 401k and void his mortgage if we want, we can fabricate whatever evidence we want of whatever crime we can think of, and we know which ones will humiliate any given individual the most. While your in prison, we can have your children adopted by transsexuals. And just so you know, these hostile inductees will actually be the ones we'll be drafting first as they represent an obvious threat to recruitment goals and homefront morale, and will be vital for feeling out the enemy's capabilities in the opening days of combat.

>>507516667 (OP)
There are no draft officers. There are recruiters. Every thread that says draft officer is literally a JIDF shill because THEY have draft officers. In the USA they do not. Sloppy job Mossad cucks

>>507523359
then what?

>>507523297
I'm not a g1ovvn1gg3r. Enjoy your treason charge and time in the void for being a moron susceptible to incelistic propaganda.

>>507522271


lol who posted that photo?

>>507516667 (OP)
Motion detection activated sprinkler. No zogbot can stand getting wet.

>>507523434
do you have a global network little nigger?
you are not shit and your death will be as insignificant as every other memory holed faggot getting steamrolled in their tranny's last stand.

>>507523344
faggots love to fantasize that everyone else is a faggot too. it's their little pet fantasy, makes them feel less sick and alone in their sickness.
how's your AIDS, faggot?

>>507516667 (OP)
Rape

>>507523359
Enjoy being vented in front of your family, moron. US pigs are expecting gunfire and trained for it. They don't get trained to recognize stealth death chambers.

>>507522478
>>507523458
Incredibly gay larp.

>>507523458
>While your in prison,
*you're

>>507523480
Most glownigger possible response in every way

>>507519370
You don’t actually hold these opinions. You have “bullied as a child, taking it out on others as a grown up” syndrome.
If you really believed what you said, you’ll be spending a long painful time in hell. Slaver scum will be shot.

>>507523548
>global network
like the Taliban had?
nice larp, nigger

>>507523560
No no no, I have no fantasy about you, but the fact that you ran in here to post that shows how much it effects you personally. Why is that cum breath?

>>507523623
who on earth gave you the idea canadians have a right to speak here, you little shit? Sit the fuck down cuck boy.

>>507516667 (OP)
You know guys, we talk a lot about being on lists.

Threads like this will legit put you on a list.

You know how you get drafted in America? They send you a letter. You don't show up? They put out a warrant for your arrest. Nobody is going to come knocking on your door, except maybe the sheriff's dept if you live in the kind of place they have nothing better to do.

But you talk a lot of big shit on the internet about shooting through doors to avoid the draft? They'll no-knock you at 3am with no actual intention of taking you alive.

>>507523458
so you're admitting to being a tyrant?

>>507521299
>>507522478
>>507523458

You wish you were a glownigger.

>>507523747
you will never be the taliban, Timmy. if you're this afraid of your fellow human beings then it makes sense to deport your sorry ass from civilization.
all you want to do is leech around and think about killing people.
even trump would tweet:
Sad!

>>507523719
He’s just trolling.

>>507523458
you're trying way too hard.
also your mother is a whore and she will die painfully tonight. Thats what you get for this garbage larp

>>507523800
Thank you in advance for being drafted to fight for Israel in my place.

>>507523560
Men who are secure with themselves give very little fucks about others and what they do, but when something gets under your skin... you have to wonder exactly why... hmmmmmmm.

>>507523466
ok fine.
RECRUITERS who come to draft white Americans will get slaughtered like feral dogs.

Better?

>>507522478
"Throw you in jail?"

Bro they can put you up against a wall and shoot you.

>>507523693
Most treasonous response in every way. Someone has to rehabilitate you cel saga fucks.

>>507523623
>expecting gunfire and trained for it
no training or plates protect against incendiaries

>>507521299
Incredibly gay larp

>>507523135
>/pol/ is a straight board,
B-b-but that's even hotter. Anon... :3

>>507523838
You do realize that's what every one of us expects right? It sounds a lot like you're planning on doing a draft by how offended you are that no one wants to be drafted and would rather die fighting the draft officers.

>>507523956
I believe I've made it very clear that Canashits do not get to speak. Shut the fuck up, fag.

>>507523899
My mother already died fighting proudly for her nation during the GWOT.

Like what would be the most effective thing to stop them from doing it? Hypothetically and historically targeting the families is always the most powerful. That's just obvious

>>507523989
Glownigger says what?

>sorry, I'm Jewish. (I'm not)

Automatically left alone.

But I am curious where the jew rats will flee to like what happened in Ukraine. Probably scurry of to Canada.
Good riddence you rat cunts

>>507523851
If anything you're saying is true (it's not), then you know who I am and what I've done - and that you shouldn't be talking to your highly-decorated superiors in this manner.

>>507516779
LMFAO

>>507523958
such a tired cliche. you AIDS-ridden sickos have zero new material. Hows your revolting anal prolapse, subhuman fag? lol

>>507524136
I'm not. Enjoy your time in the void, treasonous ass cel saga nigga.

>>507524191
what did you expect to happen once you blast someone, retard?

>>507524005
*blocks your path

>>507517803
Redcoat cope

>>507523838
Lmaooo.
Incredibly gay larp

>>507524236
These kids dont realize what an APB is.

>>507516667 (OP)
Uh, live in 2025? Draft does exist, time traveler. Welcome back from your coma.
>nasdy

>>507524218
Glownigger says what?

>>507524115
lol sounds like she was a stupid whore in life and died a stupid whore as well

>>507524209
I have none of the things you listed. You're so bothered, you've very pathetic. A loser.

>>507516667 (OP)
Maybe some Vietnam style poopy spike pits

>>507519219
Good point. Better to blind them with lasers.

>>507524218
nobody thinks you're edgy or interesting, spaghetti-arm namefaggot. your mother will die in pain tonight while you're furiously posting on /pol LOL

Oh shit they're coming after the anons that tell you to ice your CO day one at the shoosting range.
gr8b8m8SYKE
YOU'LL NEVER GET MY FAMILY, FED

It's legitimately funny how many us military niggers have showed up itt to tell people not to shoot the draft officers that are coming to your door and then claim that there will be no draft kekekekek fucking idiots

>>507524236
depends on where I blast them? Usually I expect to give a follow-up shot to the dome. But I never mentioned shooting anybody, because shootouts are a bad idea when you have other options.

>>507524313
he's not even a glownigger dude, I don't know what this fag is irl but he didn't even go to college and you need a degree to be a glownigger

>>507516667 (OP)
Just look them in the eye, give them a firm handshake and tell em you're not interested in a job working for the government.
I'm sure that will work.

>>507523458
at what cost?

>>507516667 (OP)
First build a wall around your private property.
Then shoot anyone who breaks into the clearly delineated private space.

>>507517300
Very common in da hood.

>>507523623
>US pigs are expecting gunfire
lololol. once they start taking losses they will rethink their paycheck.

>>507524705
Once they start taking losses, they will rethink not immediately burning your house down with you in it.

>>507524599
Nah dude. Cooperate until they turn their backs and then mag dump draft officers right in the back.

This is all much ado about nothing because as I've made clear there could NEVER be a draft again in the US. Dozens of dead drafters just in the first few days LOL This aint The Ukraine, sweaty.

>>507524536
it's not a zombie apocalypse out there. you can sit in your personal bubble world for years and become disconnected to where you think it's all a heckin video game of obstacles against you but that's not the reality.
you are sheltered and reality calls us to do extreme things.
you aren't having to do those extreme things right now because plenty of volunteers are filling the roles necessary to enable you to be this little worm man afraid of the very skies you're born beneath.
if the world goes to shit you're really going to end up fucked when you realize it's not actually the fallout video game series

>>507524705
It's funny how many "anons" flooded the thread to tell us all that there will be no draft and also tell us not to shoot the draft officers that come to our homes to take us away to die for israel, because a draft isn't happening, so don't shoot the draft officers when they show up to draft you

>>507522478
> the grave, prison, or war
The grave, prison, or the grave.
ftfynf

>>507524815
whats disturbing in how yiou relish the idea of white men dying, Shitjeet, after everything white society has done for you. Stinking, dirty, subhuman ingrate.

>>507524606
I am a commissioned officer of the United States Draft Corps, not some commie thug. You aren't going to frighten me away.

>>507516667 (OP)
FINALLY A GOOD THREAD, THANK YOU OP

>>507525018
>Commissioned officer
Hahahahahahahah what a weak larp

>>507522478
What's with you fucking faggot retards and trying to intimidate people into doing nothing but cooperating. If that was the deal then we blast your fucking ass when you get to the door or spray our own side with machine gun fire.

No one wants to fight for schizophrenic Jews who think they're magical people. They're sons of Satan and nothing bad enough could happen to them

>>507516667 (OP)
Ha Ha! You Trumpkin ball garglers now have to sweat being drafted as the war with Iran escalates. You all gonna die btw. You got what you voted for. Lmao

t. GenX too old to draft keeping the birth rate up

>>507516667 (OP)
You don't. Get your training and equipment, then go awol

>>507523623
If the chance of slavers getting shot is only 10% on each raid, they will all be dead before the innocents are taken. This is why a draft will never be conducted without brainwashing the masses into siding with whatever fruitless war they’re enslaved to fight.

>>507525018
>there will be no draft
>so don't shoot the draft officers when they show up to draft you

>>507516779
that or are so out of shape that once the draft officers look at them they will just leave.

>>507523892
Yep. Probably chan jannies engagement farming.

507523480

>not a glownigger, but is affraid to spell glownigger on an anon board full of glowniggers who could lose their jobs by spelling glownigger, kek, even you glownigger.

EyeNoseJewsAreEvil.

>>507525163
I'm not sure what makes you think you get to have an opinion, being that you lost and everything

>>507523458
I'm genuinely suspicious that you haven't been on the internet for more than 3 months.
Literal 1/10 larp

>>507525195
this Bongbong gets it

>>507525259
Bullshit, it doesn't matter what shape you're in as long as you're a body and you're not jewish. Have you seen the people that they kidnapped for drafting in Ukraine? It was all overweight alcoholics and drug addicts, get fucked.

>>507523838
That’s not a feasible way to raise an army.

>>507523458
How many guns do i have nigger?

>>507525116
you can't live out your personal jewish anti nazi fantasy of shooting people through the door but if you are too chicken shit to abandon the US dollar, abandon your US home and leave your taxes behind then why are you sitting in the USA whining while people have to use their actual bodies to enable you to be a big baby?

>>507518748
lol I'm just not going to answer the door, faggot.

>>507525195
Once it becomes a pattern, the draft officers will just roll up in force with a megaphone and give you 5 minutes to come out with your hands up before they light your house on fire from a safe distance. You will never get your 10% fatality rate per visit.

>>507525380
>DROP IT DROP IT HANDS HANDS
>LIGHT HIM UP

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

>>507525390
At least I'm not a retard who thinks the government is going to send out squads of shock troops to forcibly abduct anons for the war effort.

>>507516667 (OP)
If you fail to report for the draft, they won't show up at your door. The police will add you to the list for their license plate readers, pull you over in traffic, and then imprison you.

>>507516667 (OP)
There was one guy in Russia that kind of set an example.

>>507525180
This, get deployed in Israel, rob a bank during the battle and run away

>>507523458
You are acting like a very nasty person. I want you to know that I don't want to harm you. You are being misled big time, and your job is not who you are. You can always be American again. This is not the end for you. You are not your trauma. You are NOT your trauma.

>>507525292
Says (You) the tranny ITT getting drafted. Lmao

>>507523648 is right, >>507523458 is a profoundly gay larp.

>>507525593
Well, that's what's going to happen. If it wasn't, why would it bother you so much that some schizo on the internet said it?

>>507525648
your dollars are Israel's.
you're going to be force evicted one way or the other so you may as well flee.
you don't want them to use escalated forces against you because they don't need a weapon to force your submission.

If you're fat can you still be drafted?

>>507525410
They dont understand how cereal this shit is going to get, we're looking down the barrel of a global war

>>507523458
You assume we have something to lose. Do you know where you are, bitch?

>>507523764
>I have no fantasy about you
yes you do.
all you sickos do lol its one of your main copes.

my breathe smells of barbecue and coke zero lol yours smells like diseased cum with a tinge of feces. The GAY lifestyle! lol

>>507525815
Actually I have an incurable condition and I'm ready to die. I think the jokes on you.

>>507516667 (OP)
>Open door
>Display DoD retired ID
>Close door

>>507520487
>And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?
>Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?...
>The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!
>If...if...We didn't love freedom enough.
>And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation....
>We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.
>Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956

>60 million illegals
>Pretends a draft wouldn't be the end of the United States government
Kek

>>507525944
what are you worried about then faggot? no one is sending you anywhere

>>507525854
Watch Ukrainians being drafted and then tell me that

>>507525609
>Cohen
Seriously?! LMAO
JimCarreyCOMEON.gif

>>507525593
No, you're clearly food.
Go have your domestic thoughts on reddit with your peers.

>>507525989
So then you're admitting that there is a draft? Huh I thought you all were saying there was no draft. Thats odd.

>>507526030
If you rent a place and the draft officers are searching for you, you can literally walk to Mexico to avoid them, run, hike, walk, hide, they can't find you without your phone, just go south with a compass(busolla) and a map

Run out naked covered in shit and see how fast they change their minds

>>507525549
10% fatality rate is easy. You’ve got loads of stressed out people on both sides, neither will be competently trained. Bullets will be flying everywhere so people are very likely to get killed. Don’t like to me by suggesting every draft officer is some expert tactician, unfeeling for his own safety, and willing to conduct regular raids on hundreds of armed americans. Slavers in Ukraine can only conduct their antics because they know their safe; guns are as banned there as they are in the UK, not the same climate as the US.

Regardless of the practicality, we’re still ignoring that drafting IS MORALY WRONG.

>>507526141
there's possibly a draft between your ears

>>507525549
so you assume every draftee will just wait like a duck sitting all open in the middle

and the great thing is many will do, so good luck with the jokers

>>507525854
Sven no one wants a Swede in their fighting force. Youre weak and pathetic. you have nothing to worry about.

>>507525410
The U.S. has already met their recruiting goals. They’re not interested in fat fucks that take extra work to get into shape. This isn’t Biden’s administration that was desperate for anybody.

>>507525410
well i need insulin to live combined with multiple other medications. Im not troon but my body is basicly destroyed.

this made it into my ylyl folder for some reason

>>507525475
I have no idea wtf you're talking about.

But I've got a list of all my local synagogues in case of a draft

>>507525976
why do you post with the australian flag if you don't want to be australian?

>>507526316
Just slam the brakes, he is flying away from me

>>507525966
coward. avoiding the issue eh
I bet your father is/was a coward too. its where you got it.

>>507525609
>Cohen
Everytime

>>507526357
you still won't be right to go murder them. when's the last time you actually spoke to people?

>>507525976
this boomerang gets it

>>507521887
Draft threads have existed long before Trump entered office. In all likelihood it’s never going to happen

>>507516667 (OP)
>bu-bu-but i don wanna fight for my home country
you deniers sound like a bunch of pussies

>>507526508
You won't draft anyone, if the draft really happens one day, when you hear that your colleague died by buckshot from a few feat away, you won't be trying to recruit anyone anymore

>>507517803
>the current military meta doesnt need or even want people who don't voluntarily join and meet both the standards of intellect, mental health, and physicality which the average military aged American currently doesn't meet
Damn, you should tell Netanyahu, Khomeini, Putin and Zelensky they're on the wrong patch ASAP because they lead all the countries that are actually at war and they all use conscription.

>>507526310
If you're still breathing and have a pulse that means you can die for israel, nice try draft dodger.

>>507526611
Who is attacking mainland America, why would you cross 2 oceans, what are you defending exactly?

>>507525609
Dawg, the LEFTISTS in LA are burning down the hotels the feds are staying in over them snatching Mexicans.
Could you imagine if they tried to pull the ukraine style draft in the states? lol
LMAO

>>507526548
>In all likelihood
what a faggy way to say "never". or are you paid by the word lol

>>507516667 (OP)
Ask them if you'll get to war crime the browns.

>>507526692
your skin is the color of my shit lol

>>507517455
I doubt it. But hay if your gonna plant a Claymore then expect to break some windows. There a proverb in there somewhere.

It’s funny how in all draft threads those that larp as draft enforcers never provide a reason why you should comply besides threats

>>507526548
>In all likelihood it’s never going to happen
What?
Bibi bit off way more than he can chew with this fiasco. Guess who has to bail him out and save Israel? There will be a draft son. Fight bravely so you can be in Trump's victory parade when its over.

>>507526641
you are not a man and you probably have no job

>>507527064
They also claim that there will be no draft and in the same breath tell you not to shoot the draft officers when they show up to your home to draft you

>>507526800
It wasn’t a long sentence nigger

>>507521299
>sense of duty of honor
>forcing zoomers to die in a war

>>507519370
Dude you're hated more than ever. Eat shit.

>>507527189
I do part time work, I leech most of the year since I grow asparagus and make mad bank during the summer, my life is procrastination and my lazy crop is keeping me alive, it couldn't be better. I honestly couldn't draft people, I don't think you will survive a booby trapped house

>>507527064
>>507527226
>wahh there's people wanting to talk to me they are literally nazis i have to shoot them without speaking why doesn't 4chan understand meeeee?? they literally are going to kill me there's no other possible way out of this situation because i'm a fucking idiot

>>507519370
You guys have families too, even if your kids call your wife's boyfriend dad sometimes

>>507521299
Awe you're the goodest goy

>>507526731
when does a draft usually happen? ask yourself that. and no world wars are not proof those are the exceptions. the next american draft will happen in 2 weeks

>>507527411
>I really don't do shit haha you're right anon, good call to disregard my comments entirely I'm going to keep eating asparagus BTW
Thanks, Slovakia

>>507527422
Yes

>>507527282
Look at the valor and integrity of these brave men kicking down a door in the night, 30 men deep.
I SALUTE YOU

>>507527422
You sound mad that we all know there's a draft coming and are going to resist violently.

>>507527495
I sell it, I rarely eat my produce, anyways at LEAST I am not a draft enforcing fag!

>>507516667 (OP)
I would open the door and present my anus, or i would get naked, cover my body in oil and have them try to catch me

>>507527282
How is it that he has time and money to build a bomb but not get clothespins?

>>507516779
These draft fantasies are so persistent that OP is already military or military-adjacent or will never do so.

>>507517803
But a lot of people will die in WW3, they will just be civilians and not military LOL. And I cant wait to see all these zoomers wiped off the fucking map.

>>507527411
>asparagus
Cool secret side gig anon.
Would you recommend it?

>>507527550
Lmao based as fuck great idea, would be better to get a crash test dummy you can put into a crouching and aiming position though so they don't realize what's going on

>>507516667 (OP)
>ACU camo that was shelved over 6yrs ago
>MPs
>draft officers
LMAO. This fat fuck is living in fantasy world.

>>507516667 (OP)
Burn your ID, say you are Pedro Gonzales from Mexico and get deported by ICE.

No one's going door to door with 500 million guns in this country. This isn't Ukraine by a long shot.

>>507527611
You assume that wasn't a b8 house.

>>507527528
>>507527545
I would laugh at you "lil peep" worshipping faggots but it's actually pathetic we breathe the same air in the same borders where you want all the benefits without moving your faggot ass for anything and other people who gave a fuck about others had to die
Manning up for you would be running away.
Go be asylum seekers in foreign countries.
You won't do that because you're a coward and immature.

>>507527708
Thats funny because there are about 50 posts itt telling people not to shoot the draft officers who supposedly aren't coming even though they just told us not to shoot them when they show up.

>>507527725
yes, but they will show up at your work where most people are less likely to be armed.

>>507520487
you'll still be dead

>>507516779
Average conscript in Ukraine is 43.

>>507516667 (OP)
Join or form a National Socialist paramilitary militia. If you unite they probably wont fuck with you. Police are known to back down when faced against militias, even the FBI backs down from militias often times. They don't want to escalate.

>>507527785
Not dying for niggers spics and kikes, eat shit genx turd

>>507527064
Why should I try to reason with someone who fantasizes about murdering me?

>>507527685
Yes, it is relativity expensive to buy in the markets and restaurants. It won't grow for the first 2 years but after that the plant starts sperging around and producing massive shoots. It's easy to grow, it lasts for decades

>>507527941
Will you die for Aryans though?

>>507527913
This exactly. Feds are scared of organized groups.

>>507516667 (OP)
Put up a sign: No Trespassing!

>>507528036
There are no Arkansas to die for, just niggers spics jeets kike trannies and faggots that HATE Aryans, just like you!

>>507528033
I can't recommended white asparagus here, it's tougher to grow. Green is good for a beginner

>>507527941
No, you actually are going to die for them with your current plans.
That's why I'm reminding you how futile it is.
You're an incredibly stupid nigger overstaying their welcome in this country with this mentality.
You will be killed and no one will give a shit because real life happens with or without you.
You can run away but you're really not going to like your last stand of getting blown the fuck out of this world with a guilty conscience.
You aren't a tough guy, that's known because you can't even volunteer to serve your nation.
You are seriously in for a world of shit when real life hits you in the face.
I wish I could see your dumb ass reaction.
I probably will in a webm.
Just go live somewhere else, retard. You don't want to get smoked.

>>507527725
How did they enforce the draft in the American Civil War, WWI, and WWII then?

>>507527785
Sorry to ruin your larp but the draft simply isn’t happening but if it did you’d be gunned down in the streets

>>507523047
>was it was
It totally wasn't

>>507521299
>>507522478
>>507522720
>>507523458
>>507524115
>>507525018
>>507525593
>>507527944
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>507528154
I love Aryans, kike.

>>507528187
you don't go out in the streets, Timmy.
you aren't a real rapper.

>>507527841
>b...but about the anons ITT telling us not to shoot...
I don't care if you shoot someone. Do whatever the hell you want.
The main takeaway is that they won't come in person to get you. After getting a letter in the mail, they'll freeze your assets and go after you just like a tax cheat. You'll be begging to join.
It's not like dodging jury duty.

>>507518312
Zog bot

>>507516667 (OP)
just release the drone swarm

>>507528033
Neat, I'll check it out. My pineapple plants are about to start blooming. I like the timeframe, feels good to keep something thriving that long.

>>507528169
People had no idea their governments were traitors that were trying to get rid of them for Jews

>>507528167
Your larp has become tiresome like so many other nigger things, aren't you supposed to be dying for israel?

>>507528297
is the LARP in the room with you right now, fagbot?

>>507516667 (OP)
US? Under Trump administration? Pic related!

>>507528284
Make sure to check for variants that are suitable for your climate. I have 4 seasons here with absurd winters and jungle Africa tier summers

>>507528167
> you should leave!!!
your mind is minuscule

>>507528045
The FBI will kill you, but the CIA will hire you.

>>507528247
You sound scared. Aren't you supposed to be dying for israel instead of shitposting on 4chan? Where's your bravery and pride for jews? All on the keyboard?

Imagine in the year 2025 AD willfully volunteering for the US military. HOLY FUCK there are some stupid damn people in this country.
Captcha TOOTP

>>507528448
welcome to earth, son.
you don't own the place.
if you want to die like a dumb bitch no one is going to miss you in particular.
that's been tried already.

>>507528247
I see, so youre saying that there will be a draft?

LMAO ALL SHILLS STOPPED POSTING AT 300 KEKEKEK

>>507522478
Jails will be too full.
Also some will accept, turn around and shoot the officers

>>507528247
>Notices return address on notices.
>Goes to said address during business hours
>Chains and locks all the doors and proceeds to burn it to the ground, enjoying the screams the entire time
Eat shit, zogbot faggot

>>507528424
Very interesting, I guess I didn't think there was a huge variety but it makes sense.
Do you have an asparagus guy or a forum you like? Im gonna grow asparagus now.

>>507528618
What is this suppose to mean?

>>507528045
>>507527913
>>507528449
You fat weirdos can't get pussy.
No one has to do anything.
You put yourselves in a tiny gay prison innawoods then you eat, shit and die like everyone else.
If you try anything your little dickhead tribe gets wiped out.
Honestly you feral retards aren't that cool anymore.

>>507516667 (OP)
you basically need a fast backdoor out of the house when the warrant comes and surveillance that can see approaching vehicles, this is how niggers go years and years with active arrest warrants in the hood that or an extremely good hiding spot built into your house, between the walls or buried underground good
eventually they just give up and go to an easier target

>>507528169
By being a homogeneous, high trust society. Even in Vietnam when 3rd world immigration had barely begun here, it was just blacks and whites in the military and it was a shit show. Any white guy from a family with money dodged that draft.

>>507528474
>you sound scared...
gaslighting huh? I win
I'm already retired. They'll take the zoomers first. I'll be sitting here taking care of my farm. Not sure about my wife but oh well.
>>507528524
wouldn't surprise me. Good luck you poor bastards

Smegma

>>507528247
This mf is racing to get AI to form a coherent argument for him.
Give it up man, you're flailing

>>507528805
Inviting into your house. Sounds like the sex dungeon from Pulpfiction.

>>507527723
The US laws explicitly allow the draft of non-citizens, including undocumented immigrants. And they have done it in the past.

>>507516667 (OP)
live somewhere else paying cash for rent and use heavy privacy protection+vpn+other anonymizing measures and make sure cell phone is in a faraday cage within a mile of your crashpad
they cant find you if you dont use a mainstream phone
wait out the jewish harvest / war
or just go to mexico or some such for a bit

>>507528942
>he's making too much sense, must be AI!
not surprised coming from a drug dealing Puerto Rican

>>507525976
This
ZOGbots get the bullet

GLOWNIGGERS MOST DEFINITELY PLACE THEIR TONGUE INTO MY ANUS

>>507516667 (OP)
>best way to make draft officers disappear
Gainful employment in a defense related industry

>>507519965
>Enlistment makes them go away for good.
im done fighting until every last jew has been destroyed.

>>507516667 (OP)
>Best way to make draft officers disappear?
Shoot the goyist politicians before they vote for another nations war.

>>507529125
Is there an option where you don’t have to be a faggot?

>>507528866
>the draft has cost $400,000 per inductee.
>a complete success

>>507529154
No one's children are safe while Israel still exists

>>507528757
I use books from faculty of agriculture

>>507516667 (OP)
>Best way to make draft officers disappear?
Some sauce and a large coke and I would turn them into shit.

>>507529116
then you also get the bullet.
was it worth it?
you could have opened the door with a dragon dildo in your ass and they would simply leave you alone.

>>507529339
Make it a medium, sugar is not great for you. The draft officers are more nutritious.

>>507529206
If you want to be a lone wolf have at just remember no man stands alone

MERLIN (1998 Miniseries)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZL5tIjcwcQ

Terminator 3 Rise of The Machines 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPcs73aEY4

>>507529339
French cannibal, im sorry man, no one wants to draft you.

>>507528858
Dude nobody thinks you are a fed but everyone knows you are an annoying faggot
Since the thread is dead here's a (you) so you don't molest too many kids out of frustration later you fucking weirdo

>>507516667 (OP)
Easy. Keep a rainbow flag in your drawer and when its time for draft put it up on your porch and open the door and be like

”ooommggg thank god for you Brave military men !!11.”

”We have to literally save the world from racism guys black men with blonde girlfriend so frikken unfair racism like oh gosh why tjere so few black CEOs? Like we need totally force companies to hire them into high educated positions even if they dont have any education to make things more fair in society”

”Sooo what brings you guys here like. ? My neighbhour is like one of those racist guys thst play video games he lives over there”. (Point at the house of some leftoid video nerd)

And theyll say were so sorry for borhering you sir youre exempt from the draft we need you guys to run things here at home.

Then theyll go over to the leftoids house and drag him from his computer into the draft van

Ezpz

>>507529433
>Thinks the US military, which is full of fucking deranged faggots, would turn away another deranged faggot for doing deranged faggot things.

>>507524313
Im not. Enjoy your treason charge.

>>507524459
My ma's been dead for over a decade, m8.

>>507524590
Real talk. I'm just a nigga working at walmart.

>>507525269
Takes one to obviously know one. Anything you wanna tell the class before you're thrown into the void for treason?

>>507529203
>>507529580
>I don't like being reminded of how easy I am to kill, I wanted to die a hero against the zogbot machinery!
you will be crushed like a bug hitting a car windshield.
there is nothing special about you little idiots except your fascination with fantasy scenarios where you, the main characters, die martyrs for an internet cause you imagined to exist because you're reddit tourist faggots out of place to begin with here.
come on niggers post better holy shit you expect anyone to care about this zoomer baby rap crybaby faggot shit you have?
we've been through wars before you were born.
buckle the fuck up you sissified faggots or just lay down and fucking die if you're that pathetic.
you shitting up this board doesn't make anyone want you around either.

>>507525854
Nothing that basic training and ozempic cant fix.

>>507527894
Its a shithole country with a relatively low population

>>507529507
No man stands forever either. There are far worse fates than death, like being a faggot carpet walker at Raytheon.

>>507529900
die in your basement like the real big man you always were
you surely aren't oversized and clinging to your cradle

>>507525854
yes, they'll send you to Fat Camp for 9 weeks
then you'll go to Basic Training/Advanced Individual Training
>source: was a recruiter before I retired

>>507529950
I sense a polo shirt, and low testosterone. I wasn’t even talking to you. Fuck off, Captain Lockheed.

>>507520487
Since no more going to work after, may as well crash at your place anon. you've no need for it since you support the jew regime of genocide.

>>507530083
no one's giving you free houses and shit outside of section 8, bum.
put the meth pipe down and enjoy your food stamps like a man not a bitch
>>507530077
being a bitch on 4chan doesn't make you look good

>>507529950
Why are you getting so upset over something that isn’t going to happen

>>507530269
you're not going anywhere in this country when you're such a fucking nigger this early on

>>507530268
This is the internet. You can’t see me. You probably can’t even see your own cock.

>>507530351
what a small and stupid little university twink you really are, redditor.

that's all you little faggots get.
go find a real life.

>>507529736
jews rape kids

>>507530405
I actually have a buddy who works for Lockheed. But he’s not a big fat fuck.

>>507518748
>don't try to fight us when we show up.
Please show up, golem.