>how americans understand the word military parade

>>507518439 (OP)
>this isnt kino or something

Do you know how difficult it is to get a battleship down Constitution Ave.?

>>507518439 (OP)
>>507518670
just use your imagination

>>507518439 (OP)
Looks like fun.

Please understand the only parades the military has done for the last twenty years have been fag celebration parades.

>>507518439 (OP)
i don't remember that part. it was an army parade, not a navy parade. army is mostly hetero.

>>507518813
A battleship won't even make it up the Potomac River. It would run aground on Kettle Bottom Shoals.

>>507518439 (OP)
What the fuck is that?

>>507518439 (OP)
Shameful third world tier display.

the boomers organizing this shit are fucking clowns lmao

>>507519067
It's our navy's new ground assault ships

damn this is embarrassing

>>507518439 (OP)

>>507518439 (OP)
>$50 million for cardboard warships

>>507518439 (OP)
And some people think that our July 14th military parade is a little outdated. It can always be worse.

it's much better than biden's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoL1Ubbvdng

IT’S MADE BY A.I. RETARDS

>>507518439 (OP)
Honestly, nothing sums up the current US more than this. We're no longer capable of protecting others, so good luck Israel teehee.

>>507519546
Biden never did anything that merited a parade.
Trump is the Greatest President in our history.

>>507519626
So is the rest of the fleet.
The U.S. Navy is a fucking joke now.

>>507518439 (OP)
LIVE TRUMP REACTION

>>507518439 (OP)
this is embarrassing. I hope it gets forgotten

>>507518439 (OP)
They could fly transgender flags actually

>>507518439 (OP)
Cardboard ships? What's wrong with that?

>>507518439 (OP)
JUST STOP LAUGHING AT US OK!! EVERYONE STOP LAUGHING! WE'RE THE BEST!! USA!! USA!!! *sobs*

>>507518439 (OP)
People misunderstand. This is simply more 4D chess by Trump.
>Suspect the military is infested by leftist faggots.
>If so, then its a clear and present danger to the efficiency of the US military when the time come to invade fucking Canada and Greenland.
>So decide to test the US military, knowing that leftist assholes can not resist the urge to make useless passive aggressive gestures.
>Orders a parade
>True to form, the leftists in the US military use it as an excuse to disrespect the US president. Stupid cunts, they fell straight into Trump's trap.
>Find out who was responsible for this embarrassing shambles of a parade and have them removed from all positions of command and responsibility.
>US military now becomes a lean mean fighting machine once again.
>Invade Canada and Greenland
>Kick leaf and igloo ass.
"Ohhhh say can you seeee.....!"
>Its all over in two weeks.

>>507520258
they'll run out of material for their houses

>>507518439 (OP)
Please tell me that's not real.
This country is washed man.

>>507518439 (OP)
Fucking kek is those cardboard ships for real? Hahaha us government is on a budget.

i watched gladiator 2, and the romans put warships inside the colloseum. why can't we do the same with modern technology and ai?

>>507519067
the italian fleet.

>>507518439 (OP)
Where are all the dildos?

>>507518439 (OP)
this has to be AI...right

>>507518439 (OP)
USS Goy
USS ZOG
USS TransRights

>>507520659
>>507520429
>>507521617
i think it's AI, at 0:15, a man with a hula hoop on the bottom left turns into a little girl

>>507518439 (OP)
One single F-35 can conquer all of Europe

>>507518439 (OP)
words*

>>507520364
>Find out who was responsible for this embarrassing shambles of a parade
That would be Donald J. Trump.

>>507522501
and with The Ghost of Kiev in the cockpit: the whole world

>>507518439 (OP)

>>507518439 (OP)
Wow looks like the military could give less of a shit lmfao.

>>507518439 (OP)
not enough sequins.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY3AAvGIj4

>>507519243
lol I was about to post that we have more intricate mardi gras floats in new orleans than this cardboard shit

Better marching bands too

>>507519337
Haven't seen that much cardboard since Russia retrofit it's museum tanks.

>>507521927
USS George Floyd

>>507518439 (OP)
no way this is realy from the other day's parade

>>507518439 (OP)
Military parades are supposed to bring a countries pride up. This parade was embarrassing. lmfao. usa is finished

Meanwhile europoors be like

>>507518439 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrD67ud8-ws

>>507525898
Really expected something different considering all the festivals and those shows you put on at handegg games. Absolutely ludicrous display last night.

>>507526217
kek based

This was from a /k/ thread I watched yesterday.
I enjoyed the parade anyway I don't care.

>>507518439 (OP)
Senegal tier, lmao. The US is a failed nigger country at this point. How fucking pathetic is this shit, kek.

>>507518439 (OP)
DISNEYLAND PARADE!

>>507518439 (OP)
Are those real boats?

>>507518439 (OP)
>NOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING A BANANA REPUBLIC MARCH

>>507518670
They could have had some hundred sailors in shiny white uniforms march like robots and it would have been AWESOME but this is painfully cringe.

also based and paradepilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsz-_fgWspo

pay credit where credit is due, frens.

>>507519546
ridiculous to put that hell march music on the background when they can't even march properly
diversity is strength holy kek

>all the permanently butthurt seethoids find another thing to seethe about America over
You fags spend all your free time punching yourselves in the testicles over our existence and most Americans will never see it and fewer will give a shit that you're saying it. You should just stop, it's very cringe.

>>507518439 (OP)
How communists understand military parades.

>>507520364
You need to go back to india, prajeet

>>507520364
>I caught the swamp. I caught them all
Sounds familiar, nigga. Truth is simpler. Who do you think is in the military? Sensible and hard working White people? Or total freakshows and lunatics?

>>507518439 (OP)
where's the spectacle like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01qgI5NL5HA
https://youtu.be/3G1KBu6H6BM

>>507518439 (OP)
Kike, there's a big difference to celeberate a birthday and another big difference to do a military parade - faggot

it was cool

>>507522422
>i think it's AI
are you for real?
first I used to think it was just trolls because i couldn't believe anyone being that stupid but now i've realized that browns actually cannot tell between AI or not.
How the fuck is that possible? What is wrong with your brain

>>507527484
the festival was also cool

>>507521617
Seriously, what is wrong with your jeets brains?

>>507527231
they had robot doggos! did you not see the robot doggos?

>>507527635

>>507526586
More like
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nB8IoKw-xs

Although you foreskin-less kike lovers unfortunately won by sheer numbers, you're a lot like jeets in that way
And the jewish clown world is now what we have instead

>>507519127
This is what happens if the petit bourgeois is the dominant class in your society.
100% aesthetic
0% practicability

>>507527738
robodogs
https://files.catbox.moe/0d9rui.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/vts2e4.mp4

>>507518439 (OP)
Wait, this is real footage from the parade?

Jesus fucking Christ….that’s bad. It looks like a small town float built by children.

>>507518439 (OP)
We're just giving Canada a chance to "beat us".

>>507518439 (OP)
Army battleships are brown?

>>507518439 (OP)
>marching is for landlubbers
>fts
based

>>507518439 (OP)
where's the navy seal swimming in a tank?

>>507527635
>>507527738
>>507528009
>they paid $75k for this
>doesn't even have any guns on it
not impressed, you can see this at universal studios theme park if you wanted

>>507527738
>>507528009
Thank you!
I think it's kind of interesting.
If someone doesn't like it, I don't think it's worth burning a cop car over.

>>507522422
>a man with a hula hoop on the bottom left turns into a little girl
That happens all the time.

>>507518439 (OP)
Reminds me of gala day. Every year in Scotland each town has it's own 'gala' with a parade walking down the street. Then a bunch of old pedos pick their favourite girl to be a gala queen. Which is pretty based.

>>507526975
Imagine the optics it would create and how the left would use it to attack Donald

>>507519127
This is best military parade.

>>507518439 (OP)
>guy in the last one getting tired of keeping his arm up and going "ah fuck it"
lol

>>507528479
it was a good show. Golden Knights dropped over the parade. P-51 Mustang flew over, and then a bunch of helicopters

choppers over DC on the way to the metro station. had to beat the crowd
https://files.catbox.moe/pdulot.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/0d3ej4.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/rcd067.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/275rl1.mp4

>>507519127
>>507528879
yeah we have our work cut out for us. I think we could get there eventually

>>507528977

>>507528042
its not

>>507518439 (OP)
This looks fuck. The red, yellow flag looks like the flag of the Republic of Vietnam.

>>507519127
you also have to understand it within a cultural context
those are kinetic hindu sculptures

>>507528977
>>507529033
yeah the paratrooper stuff was impressive.
everyone's a critic.

>>507518670
>difficult
that's where your problem is buddy
it's all in the attitude

>>507528042
it's a float of a ship which floats
makes perfect sense to me

>>507518439 (OP)
That shit is not real. r-right guys? Please tell me its not real.

>>507518439 (OP)
>LABO battleship

>>507518439 (OP)
It was kind of cool they celebrated their historical history but watching the footage made it seem like literally nobody wanted to be there.

>>507526665
Imagine being the side spinners. What's the fucking point.

Oh no

>>507529033
Why are your soldiers overweight

>>507518439 (OP)
See, this is how you know Trump will never be a srs dictator. A proper one would have the organisers of this embarrassing farrago decorating the lampposts of Constitution Avenue already.

>>507529511
>he doesn't understand the side spinners
well, stay off of /k/, buddy. they'll eat you alive there.

>>507518439 (OP)
maybe this parade was intentionally pathetic so that Israel wouldn't expect any help. Don is playing 4D chess again!

>>507529766
why are yours underweight? jk, I love you

>>507529903

Why does this cost money again

>>507529766
>what is dedovshchina
why do yours fuck each other in the butt

>>507518439 (OP)
LMAO

>>507530253
it was cool

parade
https://files.catbox.moe/uggj3y.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/klavac.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/tor3vm.mp4

>>507530432

>>507518439 (OP)
Can you drive your boats down the street? I didn't think so.

>>507530481
cope

>>507518439 (OP)
That's okay DJT, nobody showed up to my birthday party either.

>>507528796
>Imagine the optics it would create and how the left would use it to attack Donald
Why is this every rightoid's primary concern?
They don't care about policy at all, they just screech about
>THE LEFT SAID THIS ABOUT BLORMPH

>>507518439 (OP)
I don't know what's funnier; the video itself, or all these brown people who think this is real.

>>507530253
probably on par with the Biden thing when he said all Trump supporters were extremists and January 6 was the worst attack on American soil since the Civil War.

does anyone have the direct China/USA march comparison video

>>507530694
you'll never have fun

>>507527914
>Military parade from 1938
>They also lost
Great example of European superiority.

What if the parade was just a ploy to embolden china and finally give murica the war it's been dreaming of?

>>507530387
>what is dedovshchina
A remnant of the collapse of the '90s.
Banned by law in 2008 and strictly controlled by the military prosecutor's office to this day.

Got an abrasion during your morning run? Write a letter of explanation. Were you scratched by a cat when you were cleaning the area near the barracks? Write a letter of explanation. Hit a railing while going down to lunch? Now the military prosecutor will come and you will tell everything down to the details - how you went down, with whom you went down, why you went down the stairs. Body exams every evening - you and 39 other bald assholes stand in a sheringa in the barracks, take off your underpants, and a sergeant and a combat medic walk around and examine you from head to toe. Your information are outdated, muttiebro.

t. Other anon

>>507518439 (OP)
That's fucking gigagay. I feel bad for the service members forced into doing this dumb shit.

>>507531262
It's the most surface level form of jingoism you'd ever see, and it's not even a good form of it. Have fun dying for Israel in Iran, you brainless mutt.

>>507530387
>nafotranny parrots the Evil Forbidden Spell
Dedovschina was hazing in two-year mandatory service that hasn't been around for two decades now, turbotard.

>>507531654
kek when is the Mounty parade?

>>507531594
>daily penis and butthole inspection

now this is a parade

>>507519626
AI Retards? Why would anyone develop retarded AI?

>>507529766
lulz if anyone has a fat fucking military Canada takes the cake for that. We even have infantry guys that are just perma depressed from busy work and pound beer, smoke weed, and eat pizza to cope. Its fucking disgraceful.

>>507519067
Amphibian battleships. Next are flying aircraft carriers.

>>507520429
>>507521617
it's not real lol, zoomers are just retarded

>>507531856
This is the funniest time of the army day.

>>507531918
>>507531856
>>507531654
Oh, what is this? Is it some sort of celebration of maple syrup?

https://rcmp.ca/en/corporate-information/musical-ride

>>507531814
Mounties don't really do parades, they do some kind of homosexual english horse thing. Still less embarassing than the LABO battleships lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzLNI4QgDoI

>>507528796
>Imagine the optics it would create
the optics of a fucntional and powerful military instead of a third world militia you mean? Kind of the goal if you ask me.

>how the left would use it to attack Donald
So Trump is so scared of the left he made it intentionally shit? What a cuck lmao

>>507519127
Clearly no one else has any chance at making the gold medal in the gymnastics military games with these guys on the job

>>507532476
>Still less embarrassing
I don't know about that. we had robot dogs

>>507518439 (OP)

A brownoid from a "developing nation" with a joke military created this thread. Your country's army would lose a war to an American high school marching band.

>>507531793
you wish you were there

>>507531873
>those thick, ugly tights

>>507532664
would you like him to scare the jews?

>>507533084
Meanwhile, back in reality, you can't even beat the Houthis.

>>507533073
Robot dogs are cool, LABO battleships are still hilariously embarrassing in a way that makes me think it was done on purpose. I love it.

>>507533292
You can't sink shitskins floating on pool toys.

>>507530063
Well I’ll be it’s the infamous North Dakota Nigger Hunters.

>>507530481
that last vid
a welded hull with hvss suspension, and 105mm gun
followed by a cast hull with vvss suspension, and 75mm gun
they're two very different tanks, but they're both m4 shermans
really emphasizes the innovation and modularity of the equipment

fuck the haters, that's cool

>>507518439 (OP)
Some fucking parade is the least of our concerns. Also
>memeflag
>1pbtid
SAGE

>>507531918

Damn, this year's pride parade was fucked up

>>507518439 (OP)
What's that expression supposed to convey

>>507518670
If America did not waste it's time with niggers you could have an hollowed out one hoisted up by giant zeppelins.
Now that'd be an America Fuck Yeah moment.

>>507527484
>negroid in unsegregated units
Okay, bro.

>>507519127
uhhh, you are third world now LOL
you have been for a long time, 43% white isn't a meme

>>507527484
Those uniforms are TEMU trash. The whole thing was a fucking embarrassment.

>>507518439 (OP)

>little toy ships

This looks like a disney parade

>>507527111
Checking trips of unfortunate truth. That parade looked more like a humiliation ritual.

>>507539334
issue your opinion again without the memeflag

Just terrible...looks like some daycare art project...Such demoralized troops barely moving...what a joke...

>>507541567
>negroid in unsegregated units
Okay, bro
Also you are a retard if you think geoflag proves anything or that most posters on this site aren't american

>>507541104
Because it was
Random militias put on parades more impressive

>>507541725
certain anons choose memeflags on the chance of not having their opinion discarded. your opinion will now be considered

I got second hand embarssment from this. How can they withstand this

>>507518439 (OP)
The German POWs showed more enthusiasm, when they were paraded through Moscow.
What a shitshow!

>>507518439 (OP)
Is that footage from the actual parade?

>>507529859
I liked it, it was quintessentially American
Just a little bit goofy and hokey like a county fair but with tons of corporate sponsors and big guns everywhere for common people to gawk at and touch

It was nice and respectful for the history of the army as an organization, not a show of force like in Russia.

>>507542605
They wish the parade was that good.

To be fair to the Americans, THIS is how they march normally, they just walk and don’t get their knees up.

In Canada when I was in the army we would practice marching constantly and do it the British style with high knees and big arm swings to make it look more impressive.

Honestly spent more time marching than anything else.

>>507518439 (OP)
I found a rough contender for americans

>>507543017
I wish you were there to have fun

stop laughing, guys. we are the superpower so you better be nice to us.

>>507531873
Americans don’t do this Prussian style march

Kill yourself kike.

>>507518439 (OP)
>Implying we don't have by far the biggest and best Navy in the world

>>507543559
Now show it without the crews on board.

>>507543718
Even if the displacement shrunk by 50% it would still be the biggest, faggot.

>>507543559
Houthis still exist btw

>>507520423
>tf
>tp

>>507518439 (OP)
What am I looking at? Are those cardboard replicas of U.S. ships, on wheels, rolling down the parade line? What are those other flags? What the hell is going on?

yeah it sucked lmao

>>507518439 (OP)
Ships are cool. Cope.

>>507548585
Where are the ships?

>>507546419

I could not keep my face normal while standing on one of those boats....hahaha.

>>507518670
Romans could do it thousands of years ago dude

>>507531873
The Chad stride. Meanwhile marines being forced to do the virgin walk. Sad.

>>507518439 (OP)
BUNCH OF FUCKING QUEERS

>>507518813
>moom can we have an awesome military parade!?
>we have one at home sweetie!
>but niggers made it!
>ANON! Those engineers and scientists worked very hard and went to many years of school to make it
>and it sucks :(
>that's not very nice anon.

>>507527490
I can't find any news about these cardboard boats.

>>507552727
Its ai sloppa you idiot

>>507552978
yes I realize it now but the other retards made me believe it was true, AI psycho's will be one hell of a thing, I guess I can't trust low quality videos anymore.

>>507531594
>Banned by law
>strictly controlled
Dude you might fool foreigners with that crap but not Russians. Especially the ones who were unfortunate enough to go through the military service.
You know what the first we heard from the captain when we arrived?
>we don't have dedovshchina here
It was not really a mockery. More like a thing they were supposed to say.

>>507518439 (OP)
That one ship is LITERALLY made of CARDBOARD. This is just like those African military parades with their fake "iron man suits" remember that?