>>507532005 (OP) >indian man dies and goes to heaven >he is greeted by God at the pearly gates >"Poopshit Dikfart, do you know why I had you live in Britain?" >"no sar" >"The British needed a good laugh!"
>>507532005 (OP)
Someone said he was the only survivor
That he knew the plane was going to kaboom and opened an escape hatch then jumped
The plane just happened to crash into his place of work or apartment
Is this guy living a real life final destination?