KEK

>>507538496 (OP)
LMAO BASED all those democraps BTFO

>>507538496 (OP)
Well at least he's trying to use humor to diffuse things instead of provoke an escalation for once

Fuck the Jews

Death to Israel

Epstein wasn't Muslim

Maxwell wasn't Iranian

The Trump Russians are Israeli

Russians ain't my enemy

Ukraine has a Jewish president

Hasbara is Gay

Holohoax Was Projection

From the River to the Sea

From Sea to Shning Sea

As Palestine Must Be Free

So Europe and America Must Be Free

The Will of Europa and Persia

No Wars of Aryan Brotherhood

T K D for You and Me :)

>>507538496 (OP)
Lmfao that’s a great response.
How does a leftoid respond without sounding emotionally driven?

>>507538496 (OP)
Kek.

>>507538496 (OP)
>KEK
And Ameritards find that funny or amusing? Your orange man didn't deliver.
I think he would've kept his promises, if only he had better cards.

>>507538496 (OP)
HAHA we're going to war

LOL!
Best President EVER

Long live the King

>>507538496 (OP)
lmfao actually based

>>507538496 (OP)
peak Trump shitposting

Trump is making a dogwhistle reference to "The Three Kings" in the Biblical new testament narrative of the kings who were looking for Jesus the king of the Jews, after he was born.

Exactly three Amalek-grade warheads made it through to pulverize a dozen kikel skyscrapers in Tel Aviv.

The Three Kings are looking for Jesus Christ.

>>507538786
>we're
who is 'we'

>>507538786
just 2 weeks away right?

keep coping

Hahahaha fuck trump

>>507538913
>Amalek-grade warheads
Halal-tier

>>507538981

>>507538496 (OP)
Glad he's still making jokes, he looked depressed as fuck the other day

So funny and witty. But the fact is, the left continues to flex its unrivaled societal power. Name just one major right-wing action since the election. The right is getting getting utterly rolled.

BTW think the Jan6 protestors are safe now? Think again. After the legislature is swept one-sidedly in the mid-terms and after Trump is out, they will fucking pass a new law if they have to in order to fuck the Jan6 people over. None of you trash takes this threat seriously.

Probably his best Tweet ever. One of the tactics of the left is the strawman. To represent your opponent's position in the wrong way, so it is easy to knock down, like a strawman.

>>Hey Trump is trying to become a king!!!!
Trump exposed their strawman so adeptly, you really have to admire his comedic skills.

>>507539118
Cope detected

Their gay protests were objectively more successful than his ZOGbot parade, that convinced absolutely no one that it was cool to die for Israel.

>>507539404
giga cope

>>507538496 (OP)
NO KANGS Never Was KANGS BTFO

>>507538496 (OP)
>"No Kings"
>LOL
Noooooooo!!!
Nooo you cannot do this!! We really accomplished something back there

>>507538496 (OP)
jejjed

>>507538496 (OP)
why is he not funny anymore? I miss funny 2016-2021 Don

>>507538496 (OP)
Dayum

>>507539457
No matter how much you love jews, sodomy, and interracial sex, it was a failed stunt to celebrate those supposed accomplishments of our green nigger welfare queens.

>>507538496 (OP)
I have never seen more despicable detestable man be so absolutely hilarious it pains me.

>>507538496 (OP)
Not his best work, but decent.

>>507538496 (OP)
Kek

>>507538689
go to bed gavin

Got ‘em level? Diagnosis?

>>507538496 (OP)
lol based Trump

>>507538496 (OP)
>>he typed between snotty tears with his fat thumbs
Thanks for the uplifting cope OP

Honestly, I would be ashamed to be a king with this army...

>>507538496 (OP)
he should have called them insurrectionists

>>507539404
No, they weren’t because nobody knows what they were protesting. They could’ve protested the war but, they didn’t.

>>507538496 (OP)
Based

>>507539300
>Name just one major right-wing action since the election
Remember Charlottesville? J6? Whenever the right organizes, the govt brings the hammer. But the left gets free pass because they are treated like tantrum-throwing children, nothing more. It doesnt matter though, the voters protested last Nov. and thats why we are now comfy indoors while leftists scream in the street.

>>507538496 (OP)
lmao god damn chat is this real?

>>507539565

>>507538496 (OP)
>hear the story of every guest who comes I show him this arrowhead a replica of a Roman arrowhead from the battle of Yodeft, Yodeft was the first fortress in the Galilee that fell to the Romans later Gamla then Jerusalem a great destruction and I tell them the Romans are no longer here, that was their arrow and this is our arrow. The most sophisticated dart missile in the world and now i'm showing them another dart this syringe.
haha drumpf is so clever

>>507538496 (OP)
He doesn’t miss. Banger after banger. Unbelievable.

>>507538496 (OP)
A U.S president responding to that is kind of cringe unironically. Not to mention, the fact that he is giving it attention is a good sign that it is living in his head rent-free.

>>507539565
This is how extreme left Democrats/GOPRINOs have gotten.

>>507538496 (OP)
MAGA King. I don’t care what he does, I love Trump. No President in our lifetime will have his fuck you attitude

>>507539725
Nigga what the FUCK is that? Are they marching badly on purpose or something?

>>507539886
it's about the funniest thing i've seen since Bush Matrix Dodged that shoe 20 years ago.

>>507539886
lmao you r patheeeeetic.

>>507539725

>>507539752
>he should have called them insurrectionists
haha

>>507538689
>for once
You let the lugenpresse etch a caricature onto your brain and you thanked them for it.

>>507539725
How do you tolerate such slovenliness? There's being bad at drill, but the average cub scout pack is more proficient at keeping in step than this.

>>507538496 (OP)
that's pretty good
not a fan

>>507538913
>dogwhistle
Here we can go again

>>507539999
this is probably what he looks like when he sees tweets about him kek

>>507538496 (OP)
Lmfao, he is so effortlessly funny

FAKE AS FUCK

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump?gsid=a8017a32-85d6-4c51-a832-878827b37505

>>507538496 (OP)
very funny, I will now die for israel.

>>507538496 (OP)
Troll in Chief........

>>507538718
Poor little lip goblin..........

>>507538496 (OP)
LEFTOIDS AND THEIR PEARL CLUTCHING

NEXT IS NO HITLERS

>>507538496 (OP)
fucking kek! i love that man

>>507538496 (OP)
God I love this nigger.

>>507538981
>>507539053
>>507539382
Cringe and bluepilled.

>>507538496 (OP)
He's been a real bitch lately but thats pretty based

>>507539496
I'm pretty sure she has a chinese buffet's logo tatted on her

>>507541756
>he's been a bitch lately because the eglin shills tell me its true
Since the election the shills realized calling him bad from a leftist perspective doesn't work so all they do is criticize him for not being right wing enough. In truth he is very based, you're just a retard.

>>507541002
Too bad it would have been funny as fuck.

>>507538496 (OP)
KEK

>>507538496 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh__udyczFM

>>507538913
ngl, i thought the 3 kings was about stealing gold. i think your version might be closer to the truth.

the only thing that cannot be denied is the kvetching.

>>507539725
I think they said these are special forces. So I am assuming they don't care about keeping in step, just killing people.

>>507538496 (OP)
Well, he remains King of the Shitposters.

>>507542522
This. If they are the best at killing the enemy then they can march however they like as far as Im concerned.

>>507538496 (OP)
>btfos millions of people with a single shitpost

>>507538496 (OP)
alright, that's actually pretty funny. does anyone know what those protests were by the way? I still have no idea.

>>507543189
Something about tacos and housekeepers.

>>507538496 (OP)
lmao based

>>507538496 (OP)
>acknowledging it
amateur.

this is fake, isn't it

>>507538892
he's past his peak but he's not bad for an 80 y/o

>>507538496 (OP)
These fucking idiots are literally naming protests after memes now lol
WE WUZ KANGZZZZZ

>>507539118
still would
unironically

>>507543846
It was real in my mind

>>507543846
yes :(

>>507545590
>WE WUZ KANGZZZZZ

>>507543791
Should have said something about MLK for the mega troll, Blumpf was dropping some pretty weak b8

>>507538496 (OP)
He's a comedian

>>507538496 (OP)
Trump is an orange kikesucker but this did make me jej

>>507538496 (OP)
LELELELEL
Trump bantz are back on the menu

>>507538496 (OP)
>no kings
>tacitly acknowledging that they recognize trump as king
dems really need to get their messaging together

>>507538496 (OP)

>>507538496 (OP)
I still ain't fighting in his gay war

>>507538496 (OP)
Fuck Steveb

>>507546102
they aren't rejecting trump, they're rejecting Jesus.
>Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
congratulations, they played themselves

>>507538496 (OP)
The USA isn't some king worshiping pussy whipped shithole.

It may be a nigger shithole but we won't tolerate a king ever.

>>507539382
>he-he's selling weapons to Israel

Dope. America loves being paid for weapons

>>507538496 (OP)
I love Trump as President and I am proud I got to vote for him.
MAGA!

>>507550990
This

>>507538496 (OP)
Awesome burn, what a good cunt!

>>507538496 (OP)
That's some 2015 smack talkin.

Genuinely hilarious but he’s still being a faggot about so many jewish things

>>507538913
Where is this 3 kings reference in the NT? Verse please

>>507538496 (OP)
Hahaha! He did a funny! That totally makes it okay he's dismantling the country from the inside while handing unprecedented levels of control over us to israel!

i feel like all your standards have really dropped. this tweet is mid.

>>507538496 (OP)
KEK

>>507538496 (OP)
this counts 100% as incitement

the ONE thing he 100% did do and was found guilty of which is enought to impeach

what is this fat fucking retard doing?
there is NO positive outcome for him from sending this tweet

>>507538496 (OP)
gottem

>>507542887
they aren't, those are green berets (teachers). you want the 75th if you want body stackers.

>>507554456

>>507538496 (OP)
This was so lame. Even Trumpfags know this.

>>507544778
nice collection, but you're missing the one where he calls out Joe Scarborough for murdering his secretary.
>"Where's your girlfriend, Joe?"
THAT was peak Trump shitposting.
I can't believe Joe is still alive and free.

>>507538496 (OP)
Stephen Miller’s hands typed this tweet

>>507545711
Based and 'still would' pilled.
>>507539118
>no green orbs in the glass of water
Ya blew it.

>>507554865

Nah it's funny because you're a faggot who sucks dick.

>>507538496 (OP)
>I am STILL YOUR PRESIDENT! Great job all!!!
kek

>>507554132
Biblical Magis you fucking heretic

>>507539651
kek

>>507539382
>Committed all these billions to Israel.
>oh btw they were promised and signed off on and the exchange formalized during the Biden administration, signed in autopen.

>>507538496 (OP)
Well Drumpf has to save face for the boring god awful birthday parade he cobbled together that nobody went to except crickets to chirp. I get it.

>>507554865
I hate miggers but this is kinda funny

>>507554181
Cope and seethe