>Places I think I want to vacation to if I visit
>Yellow
>Places I think I will get stabbed in
>Red
>Places I think I will get bored in
>Grey

>>507541747 (OP)
>New Mexico yellow
>Mississippi yellow
>Colorado gray
>Montana gray
I know this is bait, but being a retard ironically is still being a retard

>>507541747 (OP)
>stabbed
No, we shoot people here. Also, going by states is kind of pointless for something like this. All of our cities in every state are shitskin hives full of crime.

>>507542010
I like cacti but Mexico I might get stabbed

>>507542131
>Dallas
Yeah actually a guy tried to steal my shoes there

>>507542131
>Implying average spic is clever enough to afford even a bullet cartridge

>>507541747 (OP)
wtf would anyone 'want' to visit Mississippi? You want to really see niggers up close or what?

California yellow, rest grey

>bored in Colorado
Found the fat fuck

>>507542317
Ammo's cheap here. Spics and nigs can afford it for crime purposes. They just can't afford to spend much time at the range.

>>507542381
>Burn it with fire

>>507541747 (OP)
I mean.. you're from Australia. So, you probably won't like it. But, here is my suggestion. It's a solid 1-2 week vacation spot.

>>507541747 (OP)
>KY
>Yellow
KEK

>>507542690
>Bro my city is full of Mormons so anyway

>>507541747 (OP)
Stay indoors after like midnight in albuquerque and you'll prolly not get stabbed. t. Querqian

Go to Massachusetts and spend a summer on coast guard beach it’ll change your life. Infinite 18 year old pussy.

>>507541747 (OP)
It’s hilarious you think you won’t get stabbed in the south.

>>507541747 (OP)
Most of Tennessee and Kentucky are fine.
Follow the simple rule:
>Don't let the sun set on your White ass!
and you would be fine in almost any bad neighborhood unless there is active rioting.

So, make sure to check before you go to Memphis...or just skip it.
Faggot rape would probably be a bigger threat in Nashville.
All the bigger cities are fine during the daylight, and just avoid dark neighborhoods in the dark.

Plus, knife laws are lenient.
A 4" blade is fine except for some KY cities, but as long as you are White and don't go flashing it around, it will still be fine there.

>be me
>over 2 decades of existence in cali
skill issue

>>507542317
Anon they shoot one another all the time, you think they can’t get guns and ammo?

>>507541747 (OP)
yes avoid dangerous upstate new york for sure.

>>507543111
Is he cranking his hog?

>>507543111
Looks like faggot rape is a risk there too.
That guy is probably on vacation from Nashville.

>>507541747 (OP)
lol why would you get stabbed?

America is like the worst vacation destination ever. New York is exciting for all of an hour. California is too much of a dump to enjoy. Texas sounds cool in theory until you get there and realize it’s a giant highway. The only really worthwhile destinations in America are the National Parks.

>>507543111
crazy how right wing news media makes the 5 worst streets in a city the representation for a whole state. 95% of the New York land mass is rural and suburban white people living their stuffy WASP lives.

>Go to West Virginia
>Leave all your old tools but a compas behind.
>Choose a coordinate at random
>?
>Profit.
Promise you mate if you can make it a week you won’t be bored. You will evolve

You would be as bored in Kentucky as Connecticut. At lease in CT they have good food. Chicago is alright it’s kinda cool. Arkansas and Alabama can go gray. There’s nice mountains for hiking and skiing up in NH and VT

>>507543032
Lol faggot rape? What you seen bubba?

>>507541747 (OP)
Ill stab you if you don't vacation

>>507541747 (OP)
Just go to Florida mate and live it up. Go full Florida man. Everywhere else is just cuckoldry of vacation

>>507542317
They absolutely have guns and ammo. That said they're pretty unlikely to fuck with you unless you do something incredibly stupid, blacks and drug addict whites are much more of a threat to normal people who aren't involved in crime.

Washington state is objectively the greatest state in the US besides maybe Alaska. The only issue really is the soulless disgusting subhumans that occupy the 3 most-populous counties that dictate the entire state's policies

>>507543874

>>507541747 (OP)
Why is Georgia not red? Have you never heard of Atlanta crime?

>>507542010
What would be the correct colour?

this is where americans go on vacation in america.
its hard to describe, nice resorts for cheap, and souvenir shops all over the state that sell home made candy and fudge. its not 'fancy' its more about comfort.
the the newheart show, they were running a hotel in vermont. its like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nre6-Ngyc14

>>507543771
Nashville is the Sodom of the south.
It's like Orlando with country music.

>>507545490
>its like that
Still?
Can the dream still live in America?

>>507545576
i moved away 15 years ago but it was like that then.

>>507541747 (OP)
Of all the yellow ones, I recommend either southern Louisiana (Bayou) or eastern Tennessee. Go to pigeon forge if you like Skyrim and shit like that it's a whole town built to be a fantasy trip.

>>507545728
Wow!
>>507541747 (OP)
OP, you need to ammend your map and go here.
Take pictures.
Make a thread.
The South is dying a slow, wasting death.
We will not rise again.

>>507541747 (OP)
Go to gary, indiana. It's a classic american experience.