I am breaking the rules by posting and telling you this. I just want to let you know that i am watching. Always watching.

>>507546448 (OP)
Show your flag dumb nigger.

>>507546448 (OP)
Can I have a job

>>507546448 (OP)
yeah we know fag

>>507546448 (OP)
sup fed bro. If this was pre-internet days I would buy you coffee and donuts.

>>507546448 (OP)

>>507546448 (OP)
watch this lil nigga

>>507546448 (OP)
I'm watching you watch us right now. Stop jerking off on taxpayer money f

>>507546448 (OP)
(you)

>>507546448 (OP)
niggers

>>507546542
Suck my benis

>>507546448 (OP)
Why don't you kill some of the baddies in your crew, nigga

>>507546448 (OP)
>I just want to let you know that i am watching.
>Always watching.

>>507546448 (OP)
>I am a federal agent

>>507546448 (OP)
I hate that there aren't enough mommy-mammaries in the FBI or CIA to warrant a fed fetish. A hot milf glowie wants me to fuck her milky breasts? Sign me up. Why can't they MKUltra me into being their sex slave? So gay.

>>507546448 (OP)
Nobody here cares

>>507546448 (OP)
Can I have one of those cool jackets you wear with the official FBI logo on them? I am dressing up as a fed this Halloween and I need it to complete the costume.

>>507546448 (OP)
Good, I want you to watch. I want you to know exactly how much I despise kikes.

>>507546448 (OP)
Do you watch porn with me? Because that is hot, and I would really like it if you did.

>>507546448 (OP)
jokes on you, I'm watching (you) right now

>>507546448 (OP)
hab you seem my penis thorough web cam

>>507546448 (OP)
>i am watching.

>>507546448 (OP)

>>507546448 (OP)
Some guy just posted his dick again on /pol/
It's a matter of national security that you monitor that thread closely.

>>507546448 (OP)
that makes you my co conspirator faggot, now do you want to blow me up on top of a federal building?

>>507546448 (OP)
my peepee itches somethin fierce right now

>>507546448 (OP)
For true!?!
Gosh, I'm glad to hear someone really really cares about me
Fuck you nigger faggot kike

>>507546448 (OP)
Faggot.

>>507546448 (OP)

>>507546448 (OP)
how do you feel about wasting hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars to monitor a Mongolian basket weaving forum where everyone laughs at you

>>507546734
You broke my mind, I c

more like kvetching

>>507546448 (OP)
Do you have an expensive chair?

>>507546448 (OP)
>i am watching. Always watching.

>>507546448 (OP)
Hey, bud! I am also a federal agent. How do you do? I am watching you watch me watching you

>>507546448 (OP)
You are kike pension golem

>>507546448 (OP)
>Always watching.
Like a job, 8 hours a day? How can you stand it for that long?

>>507546448 (OP)
Watch me dance. Do you think I am a good dancer? Also, do you think your jacket would fit me?

>>507546448 (OP)
Yeah we know glow nigger, you watch me jack off on my phone to PAWG porn too and check my shot coin poorfolio. I also come here explicitly to troll glow niggers.

>>507546448 (OP)
Yeah, we know, you fucking faggot fed glow nigger. How does it feel knowing a bunch of losers on a basket weaving forum are smarter and more capable than you? I don't know if you noticed, but the entire internet now echoes the sentiments of this board. We are winning, and you are a faggot.

>>507546448 (OP)
OK SAR very good SAR

>>507546448 (OP)
Gonna cry?

>>507546448 (OP)
>i am watching u

>>507547519
It still makes me chuckle that we, a bunch of fucking losers, managed to not only draw attention, but effectively cripple governments, cause fear in leaders, and have governments have task force dedicated to us by virtue of just being funny.

>>507547519
You will NEVER win. You will NEVER do anything.

>>507546448 (OP)
We know what you niggers are doing underground.

>>507546448 (OP)
hot

Why did the FBI post this?

/pol 's only use for Glowies would be as a sandbox for PsyOps shit. If it works here they move it to mainstream social media. Chinks do it regularly

>>507546448 (OP)
>I am watching u

>>507547468
Not that federal agent, but Wow! Just wow! Yes, I think you are a good dancer.

>>507548409
Thanks, fren.

>>507546448 (OP)
Give me Alexandria Cortez nudes
I know you people have gigabytes of her showering and getting changed

>>507546448 (OP)
>I just want to let you know that i am watching.

>>507547945
Me too, anon. We're so effective because we combine high IQ + confrontation with ruthless reality while they're so busy creating these curated, hyper-palatable fantasies that can only be propped up via propaganda, social reinforcement, and censorship. All it fucking took was elon buying twitter and the mass awakening became exponential. Who would have ever thought we'd see Dan Bilzerian on peirs morgan spewing anti-kike rhetoric while Kanye West releases "Heil Hitler" the musical. KEK
>>507548002
WHEN we win, your name will still be in a database which will be extracted to create an enemies list. You will be hunted. That's not a threat, that's a promise.

I am gonna go make myself coffee.

>>507546448 (OP)
>Always watching.

>>507546448 (OP)
Tell your bosses that I'm never dying for jews

>>507546448 (OP)
>i am watching you

I applied to the feebs with references from the last time i worked almost 8 years ago but Im a vet. Does that matter?

>>507546448 (OP)
>I am a federal agent

>>507546448 (OP)
Ok. Have fun watching. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow.

>>507546448 (OP)
>I am breaking the rules by posting and telling you this.
Time to get fired then. You know the rules. What? You didn't think you were being watched too? No good rule breaker.

>>507546448 (OP)
I know this war was started to cause a global recession. Why would you support such a retarded idea?

>>507546448 (OP)
>i am watching u

>>507546448 (OP)
Thanks for not having a discussion post on my assignments this week Mr Ho-, I mean Mr. Mysterious agent guy. I like the cool nickname you picked out for me.

1. Frog posters are always the dumb and lying, this is not up for debate.
2. You can't watch, I'm behind a faraday cage and 3 VPN's, which are then routed through to my actual terminals and hashed between them, even I don't know which one is actually sending the message.
3. If you did manage to watch, you could do nothing at all to stop me, there are easier ways to commit suicide than trying me.

>>507546448 (OP)

NIGGER

>>507546448 (OP)
>Hey /pol/ the fbi posts here and lurks
No fucking shit? I heard water was wet earlier, but thats a silly conspiracy, I tried asking my uncle who works at Nintendo what he thought of it, but he fell off the edge of the flat earth

>>507546448 (OP)
>I am a federal agent
>I am watching you

>>507550247
I know everything about you. You think a vpn will save you? My dad works for microsoft and he will give me your xbox account.

>>507550511
Don't you fucking dare touch my Xbox account or I will break into your house and drink almost all of your milk leaving just enough to see but not actually be useful for anything.

>>507546448 (OP)
Thank you for keeping us safe anon authority is very important I know not many will thank you but I will your based I know feds are the good guys

>>507550795
>drink almost all of your milk leaving just enough to see but not actually be useful for anything.
anon, this is too far. He might be a glowy, but hes still like 10% human. Please show mercy

>>507546448 (OP)
>i am watching
I know. Swing on over, Stud.

>>507548895
I hope this is real.

>>507546448 (OP)

>>507547099
>no homo

>>507550795
Jesus fucking christ dude are you a cartel member or something

pee pee poo poo
nigger doo doo

>>507548604
why can't they be generated with AI?
this isn't a blue board. let's go.

>>507546448 (OP)
>I just want to let you know that i am watching. Always watching
Well then , please

>>507550795
You can put a bit of water in that, and it's not even that noticeable if you use it in cereal.
>t. grew up poorfag

I'm also lying, it is noticeable, but i used to tell myself that.

>>507546448 (OP)
I know you're my target audience. I hope you and the lurkers enjoy my shitposting, I know it's not all 10/10 but chink shills take up most of my time here they're just beyond annoying fren.

>>507551641
it's so much worse than you know, bro.
we don't have cartel here, we just have CIA and NSA killing us. They can paint the inside of your coffee cup with an invisible, radioactive shit that will kill you in a day. That's why I don't know what to make of Epstein because it was so sloppy. It makes no sense. It's like a bad UAP photo. Why just why?

>>507552129
Anon,
Would you be willing to set a timer on your phone for 5mins and go outside and sit there or stand whatever, and then you can come back in and do whatever you want.

You will hear the beep or whatever you have set and when you come back in and know that I told you and am telling you right now that you will be safe and okay, you will feel much better. You can do that if you want and try something new.

If you don't want to that's okay too.

>>507546448 (OP)
REMEMBER.... watch and report only. Do anything more than that and you're in big trouble.

>>507546448 (OP)
>BRAAAAAAAAP
sorry man had tacos last night

>>507546448 (OP)

This whole site is a CIA / ISRAELI honeypot.

>I'm a federal agent

Federal cucks have been watching me since the Obama administration.
I'm fucking over it already.

>>507553854

>Always watching

Does that mean youre watching when Im jerking off to Ben Shapiro porn?

>>507546448 (OP)
explain this fedboi

Cool. Please tell Tulsi I want to creampie her.

Bump this faggot thread for all to see

>>507546448 (OP)
I am a United Nations Information Control Agent and I am watching you watch porn.

>>507546448 (OP)
i have your file glowie. you are so fucked.

>>507546448 (OP)
>I am a federal agent
You serve Satan and will burn for it.

>>507546448 (OP)
I know.

>>507546753
This is some fucked up Berserk shit
Saved

>>507546956
The Illuminati is gay as fuck, they’re literally homosexual saturn worshippers. Of course they wouldn’t have hot milky milfs in their agencies, they’re all pedophiles who hate tits. If I ran the Illuminati I’d do exactly what you said, and I’d have Hugo boss design the uniforms again

>>507546448 (OP)
Try it nigger

>>507546448 (OP)
Watch this.

>>507558930
The context behind the pic must be hellish. Thats a prime candidate for the 41%

>>507546448 (OP)
You are a faggot. That is all

>>507557399
She knows already.

>>507546448 (OP)
>GUISE I AM A GLOWNIGGER AND I ALWAYS GLOWNIG AROUND PROUD ZOGBOT wuw

>>507546448 (OP)
And what do you report back exactly, it's the same shit everyday.

>>507559414
>day 9337
>OP is still a faggot
>I got called a glownigger
>posted BBC spam
>I shit my IDF diaper
>logoff

>>507546448 (OP)
I’m a federal agent, and according to my terminal you’re a twenty-two year community college dropout.

>>507546448 (OP)
>"Now it seems like we are in the same critical period as the “horses were drinking water in the Yangtze River" days in the revolutionary era,_ *as long as we resolve the United States problem at one blow, our domestic problems will all be readily solved. Therefore, our military battle preparation appears to aim at Taiwan but in fact is aimed at the United States, and the preparation is far beyond the scope of attacking aircraft carriers or satellites."* — Defense Minister General Chi Haotian (2003)

You HAVE read the entirety of the Soviet Defector Literature and drawn the appropriate geostrategic conclusions for foreign and domestic counterintelligence strategy, right? -- Not just Bezmenov, right? . . .

>>507546542
Maybe his flag default is an ass? Mines an elephant which is kinda cool bc I saw one crush a jeet .
It was funny I almost smiled

>>507546448 (OP)
tongue my anus glownigger

>>507546448 (OP)
Are you a big guy?

Good for you, were watching you too, always watching.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYyMLXq_SSo&pp

No, you're an idiot, and I demand Congress murder you.

>>507546448 (OP)
Are you entertained?