Thread 507557130

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

blow your brains out zogbot

>>507557130 (OP)
Im not signing up for the military, Id rather work my shit job and get my money from stocks then neet at 30ish than die for israel

>>507557130 (OP)
How many cock's can I suck and take up my hairy man hole? That's the only way I'll be signing up.

YAAAAAAAAAASSS

>>507557130 (OP)
Your thread glows

you can make more money working at a local metal shop and dying for Israel is not required.

>>507557289
Hooooooooooooooooooott!

Today marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life. I enlisted in the army, and honestly, I feel a mixture of excitement and nervousness. It’s a huge step, but I know it’s what I need to do something to break free from the endless cycle I was stuck in.

My Internet addiction had taken over my life more than I’d like to admit. Hours lost scrolling, gaming, obsessing over social media, all of it draining my time and energy, leaving me feeling more isolated and unfulfilled. I realized I needed a serious change when I’d spend entire days online without doing anything meaningful.

Joining the army feels like a fresh start, a way to challenge myself physically and mentally, and to finally break free from that digital grip. I’m hoping that the discipline and purpose I’ll gain here will help me rebuild a healthier relationship with technology and myself.

I know it won’t be easy, there will be tough days and moments I’ll want to retreat back to my screens. But I’m determined. For the first time in a long while, I’m hopeful about what lies ahead. This is my chance to find real purpose, connect with others in a way I haven't in a long time, and prove to myself that I can change.

Here’s to new beginnings.

I hope your family gets murdered

Even if I have a 1/10 chance of surviving, still better than what I’ve got now

used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

at least you're earning it.

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild, meth, now I've been awake for 4 days and I'm about to drive my shitty Bronco through my garage door to hide from the CIA

>>507557130 (OP)
You know this idiot is allowed to lie to you, right?

>>507557130 (OP)
Signing bonuses are the real deal! Imagine getting paid a lump sum to get in shape, learn disciple, and defend some of America's staunchest allies!

>>507557678
discipline*

>>507557130 (OP)
I used to be that guy that would enlist in the military for enough money to buy an over financed Hellcat. But then one day, I realized that the portion of the human brain that deals with decision making isn't fully developed until age 25, and my military predominantly recruits individuals between 18-25, and I realized the United States is a scam, that is owned by Israel, and my military fell for it and is a bunch of parasitic assholes.

Not a chance Eglin, you guys are going to have to just suck it up.
Pull me with draft officers, or take a hike, faggot.
Hard Mode - Do it without a false flag, bitch.

>>507557130 (OP)
40k NG+? What is this, 1995?

Do they take people missing 6 or more teeth? I have bad dental health and never been able to afford the big price to fix them.

>>507557790
20k post 911 was a big bonus, what are you on about?

and you get to die for israel as a bonus, neat

>>507557596
I know what you’re probably thinking. Meth = drug, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most users never see jail. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

cool paragraph still not dying for israel tho

Do zogbots really get paid $10,000 a year for a job that controls your life 24 hours a day?
That comes to just over $1 an hour

>>507557130 (OP)
Buy an ad
There is way more success in the civilian world than in the military
And all you military people who get a civilian job are all fucking brain damaged or something - you don't fit in.
Don't drag others into your poor decision making

>>507557130 (OP)
Buy an ad you cheap bastards, or have you spent your budget on the Jews ?

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

Not saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps you energized.
If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

>>507557130 (OP)
Very, very cringey.

>>507557130 (OP)

Read the fine print on that $40,000 before you sign up because of it

>>507557200
fippy bippy digits also confirmed

Guys, the neighborhood Russian roulette is cancelled! We’re joining the military

>>507557130 (OP)
if u do enlist join the chairforce doing some gay desk job

>We'll give you 40k to die for Israel
>Then once you get out unless you can somehow parlay your MOS into a real world application we'll do exactly nothing for you except have the VAHS check once a year to make sure you're not dead.
Lets not even mention all the hoops and criterium you have to actually check off to "qualify" for the 40k sign up bonus and the fact that most recruiters will find a way to gas light you into believing you'll get it then you'll find out once you're processed in that because of X and Y you didn't get your sign on bonus and you're disqualified for your MOS school and have to take some bullshit 11B assignment BUT DON'T WORRY ANON....if you just do 6 - 9 months @ Camp AFuckistan we'll make sure we "expedite" your orders to 68P school right after....promise!
The military is a non-stop laugh riot of people getting jewed by dudes trying to hit quotas.

35k if you're a nigger

$40,000 sign up bonus

After all the treachery time after time the US govment has shown their troops, do you expect me to believe they'll follow through with this BS?

>>507557130 (OP)
Man I wish I were american

Wait that’s double what ICE makes, it’s time to pivot boys

Military is for faggots

>>507557130 (OP)
this is taxed btw and its payed out in small installments

>>507558126
...

>>507558130
David Goggins

>>507557130 (OP)
the kikes are going to have to fight this one themselves

>>507557130 (OP)
>I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
>I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
>I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
>It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
>And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.
>N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.
>If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses wo- I'm a faggot kike

Nice fucking try kike. I hope they #quickship your asses right to the frontline of ww3

>$40k sign on bonus
So... a year's wages of working at walshart?

not interested in your homoerotic humiliation ritual

>>507558130
That's a lot of watermelons

>>507557130 (OP)
Holy based!

>>507557130 (OP)
I love Americans.

>>507557130 (OP)
Pretty sure this applies even in a desk job like all the fat black women that enlist.

recruiter has a nice job, he doesn't want to go himself, so for $40k, (before taxes) you can die for the baby killing genocidal assholes who are raping your country.

>>507557130 (OP)
Buy a fucking ad, Sgt. obviously not obvious. For fucks sake. The worst thing is, that people on here can and will be duped...

>>507557712
No, there's a cliffnotes bible reading on Tuesdays, only one disciple included.

>>507558413

>homoerotic humiliation ritual

Heaven on Earth.... but on with the white guys.

>>507557130 (OP)
Jews bite the penises of newborn babies.

>>507557130 (OP)
>plz be zogbot

No

>>507558447
>it's a real image

>>507557130 (OP)
Can't believe you faggots are still trying to recruit on 4chan of all places. lmao

>>507557130 (OP)
Look, I'm not going to do it, but I will be fair and say it has opened doors for my brother. He does pretty well for himself, and he's NG, so he only has to live the military life once a month except for the time he deployed to Niger for a year. On the other hand, his sergeant that he deployed with just committed suicide 2 days ago for some reason. The guy had a wife and 2 kids, his marriage was fine, his life in general was fine, so don't ask me why, but you should probably fix your suicide problem m8.

>>507557130 (OP)
Bro I was totally that dude. No hustle, no direction, just constantly on my phone being unproductive and questioning why nothing was going right. Life was like a video game where I forgot to grab an extra controller. But then I stumbled upon something crazy - the Army has this #QuickShip deal where you can score $40k just for signing up and showing up.

I'm not trying to act like I'm in the military or anything. I'm just saying: if you're sitting there wondering how to get ahead, this is one of those choices that's out there but no one talks about unless your uncle mentions it at Thanksgiving. But now they're actually paying good money to those who are willing to take action.

I get what you're saying. Military equals war, super intimidating, not my vibe. I used to think that too. Total tech nerd, never lifted a weight, social skills kinda low, major sarcasm and caffeine addict. But guess what? Most newbies never actually go into battle. Chances are you'll just be learning, getting fit, and figuring out your life, rather than facing any serious danger.

It's like hitting the refresh button on your life instead of being in a constant battle. You create a solid foundation, gain confidence, and, yeah, people legit start treating you better. You go from feeling like a background character to owning your role as the main character.

And the best part? Once your time's up, you get $40k+ cash, free education, perks, everything. You can start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life New Game Plus with perks that never go away.

Not gonna lie, not everyone will vibe with this, but if you're getting tired of being stuck on the sidelines while life moves on, you might wanna check it out. No cap, no stress, just tossing it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're wondering, I came across this dope site that explains how #QuickShip and bonuses really go down. Check it out, do your own research. Just don't ignore it like I almost did.

>>507557130 (OP)
#QuickShip yourself to the morgue nigger.

>>507557130 (OP)
shouldn't this be in Spanish?

>>507557130 (OP)
>they lowered the enlistment bonus
lmao not like you get to keep thst anyway, and what's up with the double neck onnl thay zogbot? lmao holy shit

>>507557130 (OP)
You know what now that you mentioned let me tell you...

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

>>507557130 (OP)
I'll continue to not work and do what I want all day. Not falling for it. Have fun getting blown up by sandniggers for kikes while I stay stateside and fuck your wife.

>>507557130 (OP)
>40k
Holy shit I love the concept or risking my life for poverty level wages but I want it signed in contract that my wife will be fucked by a nigger while I'm gone and I better have custody over the half nigger spawn and have to pay child support for my wife if we ever break up. K thanks.

>>507557130 (OP)
$40k is limp dick shit. You need to make it at least $40 mil to afford a house and a decent life these days. Up your recruitment bonus, gay faggot glowie jewboy. We all know the money is fake anyway, just print it until your goddamned head explodes.

The problem with this Is that I am a violent homosexual criminal with several convictions who would never be accepted. Oh well at least I brought my lucky raping hat!

Is /pol/ full of actual boomers? It’s so easy to bait these people.

>>507557200
Checked and /thread

>>507557930
It's more like "life reboot" than BBC prison rape. You build dependency, tolerance, and yeah people actually start to fear you. You stop feeling like background character NPC energy and open your third eye to a world you never even knew existed.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you'll meet Allah, the one true God, with you ordained as His most faithful soldier. Live in eternal paradise, subjugate the non-believers of the mortal world as Seraphim-ordained, whatever. It's like what Christc*cks larp for but real Allahu Akbar, Subhanallah, Alhamdulillah.

>>507557130 (OP)
Sorry, I'm gonna tap, tap, tap.

>>507557130 (OP)
kill yourself, OP. It's better than killing random people in the middle east.

>>507559163
They actually value those skills highly. Don't you remember Bagram AFB and Abu Ghraib? They go out of their way to hire "a few bad apples".

>>507557233
Checked. Livestream it too, please.

>>507557130 (OP)
McDonald's PAYS BETTER AND IS FUCKING PART TIME

>>507557130 (OP)
I used to be that NIGGER. No job, no clue, just stuck FUCKING NIGGERS and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a NIGGER game where I forgot to pick up a second NIGGER. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s NIGGER got this #QuickSnipNiggerDicks thing where you can pull in $40k just for NIGGERING and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a NIGGER or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get NIGGERS, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no NIGGER talks about unless your NIGGER uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at NIGGERS who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = NIGGERS, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown feral NIGGER over here, never touched a job application, social skills at 15%, maxed out in NIGGERDOM and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most NIGGERS never see combat. You're more likely to end up NIGGERING stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than NIGGERfield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah NIGGERS actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NIGGER energy and start showing up like a main NIGGER.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a NIGGER, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable NIGGERS that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for NIGGERS, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like NIGGERS should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickSnipNiggerdik and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

>>507557130 (OP)
this is a slide thread. Saged and reported. it even half asses talking points a lot of browsers here feel but it comes off as fake and gay. Whoever made this thread kill yourself and you better watch out because youre going to be fucking killed when the time comes

>>507557130 (OP)
"Uhh hey chatgpt, write a military recruitment pitch tailored to a no life virgin video game nerd who's suicidal." t. Sgt. A. Mutt

>>507559240
/pol is just a glory hole panopticon, a gloryhopticon if you will

C'mon guys it is worth checking out
If you really don't like it, cool. keep doing your thing.

>>507560069
What the fuck is wrong with your brain?

>>507559294
*rapes you*
Yeah okay whatever nerd sounds cool

>>507560069
Go fuck yourself zogbot
But please send us invites to your funeral after you get your testicles blown off for israel.

couldn't be me lmao

>>507560336
Read between the lines, he was begging for it. I mean, look at how he's dressed.

>>507557130 (OP)
I will literally never die for jews

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.


TKD TKD TKD TND TND TND TKD TKD TKD

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the Army’s got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I’m not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I’m just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they’re throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you’re probably thinking. Military = war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It’s more “life reboot” than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you’ve got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It’s like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don’t expire.

N ot saying it’s for everyone, but if you’re even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should’ve done for me.

If you’re curious, there’s a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don’t dismiss it like I almost did.

>>507557130 (OP)
Yep but there's just one little thing OP,some of us that actually want to join & fight the good fight can't because of this thing called test my asvab scores were somewhere in the low 34 four times

Nope, not dying for israel

does anybody have the story of the phlip who had a psychotic break the first moment he touched a gun three weeks into training, then spent 6month in a military hospital and now gets money for good?

>>507557130 (OP)
Not dying for pissrael

>>507557130 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507560420
Based

>>507557130 (OP)
PFFFTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH 40k ?!?! WITH 40k YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY 2/10th OF A FERRARI, ROFLMAO.
LITERAL CATTLE WHO CAN'T EVEN GET PROPER FAKE MONEY.

BACK DURING AGE 0 MERCENARIES WERE PAID PROPERLY AND FED PROPERLY. AFTER THE WAR THEY ENDED UP WITH THE EQUIVALENT OF 4 MILLION DOLLARS IN GOLD IF NOT MORE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WITH 40K YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY A SHACK in 2025
>No, it's 40k per month, so it's 480k per year
WHO THE FUCK LASTS A YEAR IN WAR? ROFLMAO. AND ONLY 480k? ROFLMAO. YOU'RE BETTER OFF SELLING BOTH YOUR KIDNEYS AND YOU'D HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF SURVIVAL.

WHO THE FUCK CAN SURVIVE MORE THAN 1 WEEK IN A WAR YOU RETARD?
Jesus christ I wonder what "bonuses" and payment and "education" they offered WW1 soldier for fighting in the trenches.

>>507561705
Ww1???
Dying for jews was a main dish

>>507557200
fpbp

>>507557130 (OP)

Not your personal army, try the pajeet, the mexicunt and the fucking islamists your replacing us with cunt.

>>507557130 (OP)
I'm pretty sure they priced in that a certain percentage doesn't come back but 40k still seems a bit low.
>Get duped bc retarded
>See some action acquiring PTSD, pissing pants whenever you hear a drone, hearing loss from standing near a MG and maybe be crippled or getting your dick shreddered by a mine.
>Get no money bc "formal error' in your application + getting patched up
>Expect hero welcome (nope), civilian life ruined by PTSD +being crippled
>End up being a hobo with stories no one believes
40k for a chance to win THAT?