>>507571447 (OP)Kepler syndrome wouldn't occur over such a small amount of tiny orbital satellites in LEO.
You're not thinking about just how vast LEO is. Think about how big the oceans are. Think about how many ships there are currently in the ocean. Think about how big those ships are, and how they aren't constantly crashing into each other. There are far more, larger ships than satellites, that are circulating in an area far smaller than LEO, and the stateliest don't always operate at eh same altitude, while all ships do.
More to the point, if Kepler syndrome somehow DID occur in LEO someday, it wouldn't last that long because the atmospheric drag in LEO would eventually cause all LEO satellites and any debris to eventually de-orbit, and burn up in the atmosphere.
The only time you would actually have to worry about Kepler syndrome on earth is if it occurred in a far higher orbit, such as geo-stationary orbit, where debris would remain there near indefinitely. However, not only is that space not used nearly as often, but you would need an order of magnitude more satellites to cause a cascade effect due to the area of the orbit (around 40,000 KM out).
>TLDRYou are a god damn retard who read some pop-sci headline and drew your own conclusions, then made an embarrassing 4chan post about it. Promptly run to the nearest tree and hang yourself from it.