Thread 507580698

Shower once per day. Touch some weights. Don't wear cargo shorts. Thats it.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
What's wrong with cargo shorts?

>>507580698 (OP)
Whats wrong with cargo shorts?

>>507580742
Fuck off.

>>507580698 (OP)
the cargo shorts are non negiotable

>>507580698 (OP)
>women aren't demanding
>only 10% of American men are 6ft or taller

>>507580698 (OP)
i'll wear cargo shorts if i want to you faggy little euro wink

All of the things you can't do
>have a hobby
>show a single hint of emotion or open up to her about anything
>hum/whistle/sing/tap on the table with finger drums
>spend time with your friends
>joke around her with or banter
>talk about your mother in a favorable manner
And that's just the beginning

delusional

>>507580742
They have functional pockets, which women aren't allowed to have

>>507580782
No, you fuck off. I can wear whatever shorts I want, faggot.

>>507580698 (OP)
Men aren't that demanding: Shower once per day. Do some cardio. Don't eat so much. Thats it.

>>507580817
>>women aren't demanding
>>only 10% of American men are 6ft or taller
only <1% are 6ft + 100k$ income

>>507580698 (OP)
Make sure your balls hang heavy, buttcrack hairy, thighs thick and cock leaking. Oh, wait, that's for men actually.
If you want a woman - just have money.

>>507580845
>no finger drums
Fuck man I'm destined to be single forever

>>507580996
That's not true, there are plenty of female clothes with pockets.

>>507580698 (OP)
I will wear cargo shorts whenever I please, bitch.

>>507580698 (OP)
In my experience, females does not care much about cargo shorts. Or sandals with socks.
But they will have lower opinion of you, if you have low alcohol tolerance.

>>507581137
>But they will have lower opinion of you, if you have low alcohol tolerance.
lol just russian things

>>507580698 (OP)
>Touch some weights
You just exposed yourself there. Not only as a manlet but as a person who has never spoken to a woman.

>Touch some weights
You don't need to do this. I'm a lanky stick and get plenty of tail.

>>507580742
>>507580755
>What's wrong with cargo shorts?
They are aesthetically horrible. They show that you have no fashion sense. It's the stereotypical clueless dad outfit. If you want to be a Homer Simpson, go ahead

>>507581023
I wanted to be first. Go fuck yourself.

>>507580698 (OP)
I love women and would do literally anything for pussy

>>507581060
Idk how many women truly demand the $100k+ salary, I've seen women with low agency bums as long as they are tall. The career Karen that froze her eggs that wage slaves her prime years away to a corp is probably the kind that wants the $100k+ salary.

>>507580877
>Trusting women to tell the truth
>trusting them to know what they want
>>507581096
Functional ones? Where?

>>507580698 (OP)
Also good women are high maintenance and demanding for a reason, a lot of work goes into them looking that good, smelling that good, being able to keep up with you on any topic of discussion and of course no tattoos

>>507581257
Function over form my dude. The real problem is you care too much and women pick up on that before even noticing cargo shorts or shoes or whatever else you retards think they care about.

>>507581257
Cargo shorts are pratical as fuck.

Fuck anyone who says otherwise, especially people who don't have pockets.

>>507581257
Faggot.

>>507580793
This. I'd rather wear cargo shorts and jack off. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

>>507581231
Yeah this, I'm a skinnyfat pretty boy and I get plenty of ass. But then again, the rules don't apply to us. You can also pull it off if you're genuinely funny and have friends/social skills/charisma. However, most men have neither of those things, so they need to make themselves attractive somehow.

>>507581370
Dude I'm the biggest misogynist I know. It's just that I care about presentation, which most men don't. I actually look like I shower and shave my neckbeard every day. That doesn't make me a simp. Quite the reverse. I do it so I can fuck them over with greater facility.

>>507581257
Am I the only one that thinks cargo shorts look better than these retarded things?

>>507580698 (OP)
I will wear the cargo shorts

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
ngmi

>>507581257
>aesthetically horrible
I could give a fuck. If I'm wearing them, it's not to do something classy.
>dad outfit
As a dad, absolutely. Maybe not clueless though, as if you have kids you need pockets for bottles, binks, sippy cups, random toys, etc. They come in SUPER handy.

>>507581198
Dunno. Might be regional thing.
But here we also consume quite a lot of vodka. And good vodka tolerance goes long way. In your region things might be different.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Touch some weights.
women don't care about muscles

>>507581544
No, those are twink shorts.

>>507581257
>fashion sense
Look at this faggot. And what's wrong with being a "clueless dad" in regards to (((fashion)))? There's absolutely no incentives to dressing sharp on a normal day if you already have a wife and kids. Unless of course if you're cruising for man-ass on the side.

>>507580698 (OP)
>aren't THAT demanding
me neither. I only want a loyal virgin. thats not that demanding

>>507581660
>man-ass on the side
Bingo

>>507581544
>ready to hit the golfing green with his husband

also no sandals

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
fuck off wamen, I will wear my army cargo shorts and there is nothing you can do about you filthy whore!

>>507580698 (OP)
>Shower once per day. Touch some weights. Don't wear cargo shorts.
No

>>507580698 (OP)
I kinda like this figure. I would say 210lbs with su 15% body fat and signaling that you dont have genes from the trashcan.
*scratches me head*
well yeah.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Shower once per day
Stopped reading there, kys you water wasting germphobe

>>507581257
>giving a shit about what women think
Ngmi

>>507580817
Is that actually true? Did I really get THAT lucky to be 6'5?? I feel like I see plenty of tall dudes around

>>507581544
They are very euro coded shorts that became popular with z00mers. Actually z00mers prefer shorter ones. Muricans used to prefer cargo shorts, basketball shorts, board shorts. Modest wear.

>>507581544
You're supposed to use 2 inch shorts like the 70's

>b-but my chicken legs

Squads faggot

>>507581257
>go out in cargo shorts and polo for prep look
>get lipstick print on dick over shorts
i wish i could go back in time and frame the shorts for you

>>507580698 (OP)
fuck off, i'm going to continue wearing cargo shorts

>>507581521
God you are so fucking gay. I need a fucking shower after reading this faggotry

>>507580698 (OP)
I was with you until cargo shorts.
If women insist on block eyebrows and tattoos I'm gonna wear cargo shorts.

>>507580698 (OP)
Also
>be 6ft+ tall
>make 6 figures

>>507581137
this must be a Latvian thing
here, evenold millennials don't drink too much amymore and zoomers def aren't getting blotto drunk
just not cool anymore, so you're not likely to be in a situation where she can see what yor alcohol tolerance is.

cargo shorts, logo T-shirts, shitty shoes
girls definitely notice this shit
baseball caps on a date are a risk, too

looking like a boy instead of a man is not a winning strat

>simple t-shirt
>cargo shorts
>socks n sandals
I'm comfy, and that's all that matters to me. Wom*n can shove up their opinions about it where the sun doesn't shine.

What am I supposed to do if I’m 5’8”?

>>507581544
There's a middle ground between cargo shorts and ones that are so tight they make you look like a fruitbowl

>>507581595
>As a dad, absolutely. Maybe not clueless though, as if you have kids you need pockets for bottles, binks, sippy cups, random toys, etc.
If you really need the storage space, you can get one of these things they wear over in Europe. They look a bit eccentric to an American, but in Europe everyone wears them, even red-blooded males, because of the prevalence of pickpockets here.

>>507581498
>>507581660
Stay mad, you faggots are just showing how salty you are that other men are capable of succeeding where you've failed

>>507581702
>to hit the golfing green
Third worlders are adorable

>>507581544
I dont have chicken legs but i kinda have chicken legs.

>>507581257
Wife has been buying me cargo shorts for years. We live where it's hot. Nothing wrong with them at all.

>>507581060
>+ 100k$ income
It isn't 2012 anymore bud. Women want $500k+ salaries nowadays.

>>507581257
>fashion sense
This is what causes people with self awareness to look back and cringe because of.
But you're the type of nigga that wore skinny jeans and never regretted it. Such is the life of third worlders.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts.
deal-breaker
i can live without pussy

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
Best I can do is cargo shorts all the time

>>507580742
>What's wrong with cargo shorts?
>>507580755
>Whats wrong with cargo shorts?
>>507580793
>cargo shorts are non negiotable
>>507580833
>i'll wear cargo shorts if i want to
>>507581136
>I will wear cargo shorts
>>507581442
>Cargo shorts are pratical
>>507581504
>I'd rather wear cargo shorts
>>507581548
>I will wear the cargo shorts
>>507581712
>I will wear my army cargo shorts

WOMEN REJECT ME FOR NO REASON!!!

Explain how im 6'1 and my hinge gets 0 likes.

No im not ugly.

>>507582154
>>507582187
Cargo shorts chads rise up. I'm wearing some right now. Bitches want us to suffer during the summer wearing what exactly. Shorts without pockets? No thanks, I don't play fucking tennis or wear cardigans.

>>507580698 (OP)
I kinda like this figure. Fat tiddies, slim waist pretty face.

>>507580698 (OP)
Not my problem that they're not satisfied, what am i to them, a personal butler?

>>507582004
>other men are capable of succeeding where you've failed
I don't doubt that you're very successful in fucking men. Keep your faggot bags and purses, I'm sticking to pants and jackets with big pockets.

>>507581442
Are they really though? What do you put in those fuckhuge pockets that need them to be so fuck huge? What needs that much space and isn't also trying to pull your pants down with the weight of it all? If you wanna wear shorts just dress like an adult and wear some golf shorts or chinos or something.

If you don't do these things already you have way bigger problems than not getting laid.

>>507581621
>>Touch some weights.
>women don't care about muscles

Connor Murphy: this guy had it all then took Ayahuasca, As of May 2024, he hasn’t uploaded a video to his main channel in five months and uses OnlyFans instead. In 2023, he moved to Thailand and is dating a transgender woman named Gina.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=connor+murphy

>>507580698 (OP)
Why would any man with 2 brain cells and capable of building anything get tied down to a loud mouthed harpy that will never be happy?
I picked my path, I just run through them and leave them where I found them, dripping some fluid. I can't stand the constant talking and whinging. A lot of others don't even bother and I don't blame them.

>>507582382
>a personal butler

Yeah

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
Where am I going to store all my cargo?

>>507582413
>just look gay bro

>>507582315
right - cargo shorts arent a reason

>>507582087
No, there's nothing wrong with them, they just lack polish. Women point to them as a stereotypical example of the male lack of sensitivity and refinement. If you ever become single, I would encourage you not to lean on them on dates, especially if you live in a coastal city.

>>507582004
>shorts so tight they make you look like a fruitbowl
if you wear shorts on a fucking date you're not taking that date very seriously
so you may as well be funny and have a good story to tell the boys

>>507581963
>this must be a Latvian thing
You might be right.
Quite a lot of cases when couples met, are in "friends event", at some party. Which involves. Have seen several cases, when seen that some chick kinda digs some guy, until he gets shitfaced by relatively modest amount. And then chick gets that "ick" reaction. Often remain as friends, but there is no "moving forward".
Also noticed that chicks like that you take care of her drunk female friends. Like when you see that she wants to cut something to eat (like, slice from pie), when you ask to do it by yourself, so she would not get accidentally cut. Such small gestures goes a long way.

>>507580698 (OP)
I'm also not that demanding
- don't be a whore
- have a stable job
- have at least 130 IQ

That's it.

>>507581768
You probably live in a white area.
Go somewhere Mexican and you'll tower over people

>>507582528
If I still had to date I'd wear cargo shorts exclusively, even in the winter. Just to filter out the social media slatterns.

>>507580698 (OP)
>women aren't demanding
No shit but I won't fuck roasties.

>>507582087
You. Are. Married.
not the same, champion

>>507581711
Sandals and slippers with socks are a literal war crime. Zoomers pushing this fashion should be exectued in town squares.

>>507581907
Gay or not he's right. Now this is the part where you cope, lie and tell us you get "tons of bitches" which we all can all tell that you don't just by your cluelessness.

>>507580755
Nothing, it's just too may ugly neckbeard, gamer retard autists wear them. Women would be repulsed if they wore anything else too.
Just don't be fat, ugly, unkempt, unwashed, and unfit, and cargo shorts are perfect.

>>507582004
>Dont wear cargo shorts, just carry a handbag
You meds are a strange lot.

>>507582571
>Which involves.
Which involves some booze.

>>507580698 (OP)
in a third world country thats totally the case but white women want your picrel and look down on anyone else. like youre just a piece of useless shit not being rich and a supermodel.
>eewww hes playing that warhammer gives me the ick
even then youre fucked.
all famous and rich men get fucked over by their psycho women. fuck you retard 20 somsings should shut the fuck up. you need to live in clownworld ATLEAST 40 years to have valid opinions.

>>507582559
>if you wear shorts on a fucking date you're not taking that date very seriously
You shouldn't be taking first dates very seriously anyway. It's for you to filter out whether she's too crazy or a slut in a low-stakes environment, like over a few drinks. If you are dressing to the nines on a first date, you are doing something wrong... you can't give a woman the impression you care too much about pleasing her.

>>507582629
You wear your obtuseness like a badge of honor, but the only person you're fucking over is yourself. Follow my advice or don't, I don't give a shit. People asked what was wrong with cargo shorts and I provided an answer.

>>507582764
That's if you need storage space. Which I don't. I wouldn't wear it in America for reasons I described in my original post. But I'm currently in a much better place so I'm free to wear it. It's very practical.

>>507582187
kek, this.
I've been moving into a new place, which involved living in a temporary place in-between and a storage unit, and it's daily cargo shorts for me. I've required use of all pockets for keys and tools, etc.

>>507581027
Is she legal age

Cargo shorts > roastia vagoos
Fuck you, I'm dying on this hill.

>>507580698 (OP)
Why even care about women? They're not White.

>>507582866
>You wear your obtuseness like a badge of honor
I do, but i'm also dead serious. I would need to avoid the type of woman that icks over cargo shorts, because those women are neurotic attention whores to be avoided at all costs.
>male handbag
It's still a handbag bro. I don't care what women say, I'm never wearing a handbag or a sarong.

Americans agruing about which kind of shorts to wear on a date.
good grief

>>507583046
>It's still a handbag bro. I don't care what women say, I'm never wearing a handbag or a sarong.
It's not a woman thing anon. You have to fucking wear it in Europe if you don't want to get your phone stolen. I know someone who had her phone pickpocketed the day she arrived in Barcelona.

The irony is you all rebel against the idea of doing the slightest thing to please a woman, so much so that you do the exact opposite. But you sound like teenagers rebelling against some authority. You are actually showing how much the opposite sex lives rent-free in your minds this way

>>507581257
Closet homosexual detected

>>507582559
>if you wear shorts on a fucking date you're not taking that date very seriously
Bro I'm not wearing pants on a fucking hike

>>507580755
OP skips leg day thats why
Im at the point I just jog around shirtless and no one has the balls to tell me no because Im mogmaxxin

>>507581768
Only 0.1% to 0.2% of American men are 6'5" or taller. Sure this wouldn't be the case in say the Netherlands but America isn't tall on average.

>>507582559
Depends. If you're on the water it can work. And you should never take a date too seriously. You're there to try to have fun and make a connection. You're not going to be happy in a relationship if you got there doing performative bullshit that isn't you.

>>507582871
exception circumstance
judgement: PERMISSIBLE

>>507582315
I’m married and I wear cargo shorts. Cargo shorts scream “father” because they are practical and embarrassingly ugly.

The truth is that women cream their panties when they see a man rock cargo shorts because they want him to be their daddy and also father their children.

>>507580698 (OP)
>>507580742
I wear cargo shorts I I'm married. Don't listen to op he's a nigger

>>507582004
>even red-blooded males
Latent homosexuals take many forms

>>507582681
Smh saw some zoomer rocking this shit at church yesterday, dress shirt and tie with it.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
I got chronic itchy balls from doing too much work and sport in hot trousers, now i wear shorts. I like to leave them short enough so that some loose ball skin hangs out the pants leg to tantalise the ladies.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts.
The cargo shorts are non-negotiable.

>>507583122
Still not in public.

This cargo shorts thing is a psyop. Multiple hoes told me those short shorts look gay. They like cargo shorts. I wear these long tapered cargo shorts and they look really aesthetically good. Its like a modern take on old army pants. If you think as a man you look good in those fag shorts, you have no fashion sense and you prolly think wearing oversized boots and a bra is peak fashion.

>>507580698 (OP)
The dude you just posted is single and childless and in his 40s.

>>507581521
>I care about presentation
It doesn't work like that, unfortunately.
If you care about presentation and good clothes, all you get is MALE attention.
I'm starting to think all women are lesbians or disinterested in men because all I get is faggots trying to flirt with me all the time.
>t. 6'1'', well-dressed

>>507580698 (OP)
Has nothing to do with any such things. It's a spiritual thing. Men who are chosen by God are rejected by women, and vice versa.

>>507583235
creative date
judgement: PERMISSIBLE

>>507582460
Why do gym bros always turn gay?

>>507580742
My wife hates cargo shorts too. She's a fucking idiot. Seriously what a boring fat bitch.

>>507583228
>>507583333
If your masculinity is so fragile that you are afraid to wear shorts without big ugly pockets, then you're the faggots, not me

>>507581660
Totally; if I got dressed up when I was just going to the office on a normal day my wife would get suspicious that I was looking for a but on the side. Luckily for me there's no reason to dress up to go for a quick detour to the brothel after work.

>>507582931
omg she'25, look at the leg-meat cadences...could be as old as 30 even.. wow.

>>507583398
>all I get is faggots trying to flirt with me all the time
the answer is in your flag: Bra7i1 is the issue

Thinly veiled data-mining thread

>>507583557
Delusional faggot cope

>>507583395
Anything is normal when compared to Rhodesia fag shorts and basketbakk 1970s shorts. Even cargo shorts.

>>507583177
Just wear a handbag clutched to your torso like a papoose bro
My phone always goes in a zippable pocket. I'm never getting my phone stolen.
>The irony is you all rebel against the idea of doing the slightest thing to please a woman
You don't understand this part because you're not white. We're not just looking for someone to fuck. All you browns care about is tricking women into fucking you. White guys are looking for someone long term, someone that accept who we are. cargo shorts at all.
My girl bores me to death telling me about flowers. Am I ever gonna tell her that? No it's a low EQ move. Women should shut up about cargo shorts.

>>507583608
The data-mining thread fears the LARPer

>>507583557
Huh? I just think handbags(like skirts) are for women, you do you though

>>507580742
Found the incel loser lmao
>>507580817
This is bullshit. I only know like 3 guys that are under 6ft here. Most brown and yellow people are short but that’s expected.

>>507582681
If you don't wear socks n' sandals you are not white
Simple as

>>507580698 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus:

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills or worries. A woman would just try to drag me back into the jewish matrix.

I am free.

>>507582681
>Zoomers pushing this fashion should be exectued in town squares.
>Rainbow Dash is my God
ubij se degeneriku

>>507583699
>You don't understand this part because you're not white. We're not just looking for someone to fuck. All you browns care about is tricking women into fucking you. White guys are looking for someone long term
Lol the biggest fuckboy I know in Spain is a white American who did study abroad last semester. He was screwing three girls at once at any given moment. He just got back to America, and he posted a story with his girlfriend giving him flowers as a nice, loving welcome back to the US. I didn't even know he had one. Whoops.

>>507582689
Look, you're obviously a young homosexual urbanite who's deeply concerned with others perception of you to the point of altering your behavior in your quest for acceptance. Thats not me, I will wear the cargo shorts and I will run through sloots regardless because I exude confidence and superiorty even when I am not conscious of it.

>>507583933
Odi slušaj TBF i Hladno Pivo i glumi socijalnog revolucionara komunistu prljavi možemovski.

>>507583980
Fuck that's disgusting and terribly sad for the girl.
But at least he doesn't wear cargo shorts, right ladies?

>>507584139
>But at least he doesn't wear cargo shorts, right ladies?
That's right, no he doesn't. You might think they're silly rules, but you ignore them at your peril.

>>507580698 (OP)
Nah, none of that is going to save you if you don't have any personality at all besides being an insufferable fruitcake. Frankly, most of you faggots are too autistic to know what behaviors doesn't make you like sperg and have the mannerisms of incellic permavirgin on a manosphere site. You can't take cues when someone is making a joke, and you tantrum like a retard when you feel slighted.

>>507584022
lmao

>>507580698 (OP)
Complete rubbish. I have always showered everyday and dressed like this but never had a woman ask me out.

>>507583926
Unfathomably based.

>>507581027
AI

>>507583304
I just really don't believe they're actually all that practical is all. If your actually using them then you've got all sorts of shit swinging around and tugging at your pants which is pretty garbage for active tasks and if your not doing active stuff that needs specific things there's not much practical reason to be carrying a bunch of miscellaneous bullshit around in the first when normal everyday pants pockets fit keys, wallet, phone, and knife/multitool just fine.

>>507580742
HAHA this faggot doesn't have a man purse. Point and laugh at this faggot.

>>507584302
Unorthodox. But if it works, it works.

>>507584218
all those words are just faggy projections

>>507583518
maybe you'd have a better relationship if she could be pround of the way you look.
she wants other women to look at you and think, "Damn there goes a good catch, that bitch is lucky"

>>507580698 (OP)
Nah, none of that is going to save you if you don't have any personality at all besides being an insufferable fruitcake. Frankly, most of you faggots are too autistic to know what behaviors doesn't make you look like sperg and have the mannerisms of an incellic permavirgin on a manosphere site. You can't take cues when someone is making a joke, and you tantrum like a retard when you feel slighted. You are the WORST person that women want to meet, mired in insecurities yet still narcissistic, inability to learn and always pointing blames (le jews)

>>507583898
Look up the stats yourself.

>>507581621
>women would rather pick the twink faggot on the left instead of a literal Senator jock with built in nanomachines that give him superhuman abilities

It's all over, bros.

>>507584689
Guy on the right is ugly

>>507581257
fashion is for faggots, tranny
men build shit, it's not a beauty contest

>>507581742
>the pajeet poster doesn't shower
I appreciate the honesty

>>507580742
Nothing. Hating cargo shorts became a meme, so now all women are required to hate on cargo shorts in order to fit in and elevate their social status.

>>507580742
Utilitarian clothes are intimidating for women and beta males.

>>507580742
>triforce t-shirt
>cargo shorts
It'd be more generous to put you down.

>>507580877
>What could he do to make me attracted to him?
Wait 10 years until you hit the wall and you realize he's a stable source of simpbux for your morbidly fat ass. Then he doesn't want you, because he didn't get anything out of the deal and you both die alone.

>>507581742
>germphobe
the left are the real germphobes

>>507583699
needs zip pockets to go outside
uh maybe to move to a better area, ffs

I got tons of compliments for my (designer) cargo shorts thi

>>507580742
Nothing. I need them to carry all the treasures I find on my adventures.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts.
Fuck off I refuse.

>>507584799
>utilitarian
>shorts
Pick one, retard.

>>507584586
Pretty on point
>le jews
Oh forget about it rabbi

>>507582681
enjoy your fucking backache on your early 40's then faggot human feet is supposed to be flat, but because of fucking shoes your feet get it's shape modified and you get damage to your spinal cord.
I only wear shoes when I need and no femoid will force me to have back pains.

>>507581621
>women don't care about muscles
This is a cope, they absolutely do.
Of course some guys have faces that no amount of muscle will fix.
If guy on the left was built even more women would want him.

>>507581257
>blah blah blah muh fashun
go back to /r/lgbt

>>507584353
>pants, shoes, no socks
Whoever invented this aesthetic should be shot. This is 100x worse than cargo shorts.

>>507584353
>never had a woman ask me out.

>>507584586
You can tell when someone on this site really says some shit, the entire thread will ignore it out of spite.

>>507584353
>dudes.jpg

>>507580877
But it's true. Not all men find partners and have children.

Women have shown throughout history that they go for high quality and status males.

The last 2 centuries in The West have been a blip - an aberration.

They prefer to be a side piece of a high quality male than settle for a low quality partner.

Just accept it, collect your Lego and Star Wars figurines and get a paid handjob each month, you'll be happy.

>>507580698 (OP)
You don't get to looking like that through casual exercise. I absolutely guarantee you don't look like this OP.

>>507581096
I'm not arguing your statement here but I genuinely are confused why females have their phones in their back pocket.
It's halfway out and they have their back against it. It's a prime target for someone to just take and run.
How often it happens, I don't know but I reckon enough but they still do it. Why?

>>507584949
>ACTUALLY ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!1!
The sun is gonna swallow the fucking earth, and that makes me so happy.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts.
yeah fuck off

>>507584875
>vancouver
I've never had someone try and pickpocket me but I'd take all the pickpockets in the world rather than live with the retarded bylaws canadians have to deal with. local government picking your pocket every single day.

>>507580877
Dude is saying all 7/10 women as taken. That’s the problem with incels. They are 4/10 but think they should get a 7/10. Instead of finding a 4/10 like themselves.

>>507585001
naw, they don't care
a skinny artist is always going to be more desirable than a buff frat bro, because the artist is mysterious and the buff guy is wearing his insecurities on his sleeves
unless you're a country boy or an athlete (picrel is both) you got your muscles at a gym
women go to gyms to lose fat
2 sides of the same coin: putting in work to appeal to a mate

that's what girls see when they see gym muscle

>>507583518
Ain't that the truth. Give her a good sock in the mouth for me, king.

>>507585051
>>507585052
>>507585119
I'm extremely posh and aristocratic.

>>507584876
>designer cargo shorts
Nigga old navy isn't designer

>>507585229
They love their ass being touched. Even if they risk to lose their phones. As much I understand, hard to resist. That temptation is just so strong.

If you will pay closer attention, will notice that happily married, or woman in long lasting relationship does not do it.

>>507582559
>flag
you don't wear shorts because it's cold there
down south, we wear loose airy shorts and women will reach up the leg to give us a handy

>>507585377
Women are not going to ditch the skinny artist because she starts lifting weights. They will like him even more.
Muscles alone won't get you laid but that's a separate argument. You still have to not be a sperg.
Women do like muscles. They do like being lifted up, being manhandled. Every single one of them. Only ones that say otherwise have never had it.

>>507583177
>trying this hard to justify wearing a purse
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA holy shit dude just stop you're not going to undig the gay hole you've thrown yourself in

>>507584782
They look fucking hideous, peon

>>507585591
she=he

>>507585372
>the retarded bylaws canadians have to deal with
such as?

>>507585244
Will it start from israel?

>>507583607
Nah, women are miserable cunts here too

>>507581544
If you live in a city a man should never wear shorts. Outside of a pool, beach, or boat shorts are not fashionable for men.

>>507585414
Honest advice: if that's true, your only choice is to date within that social circle. Everyone else thinks you look like a dork. Look at how new money millionaires dress. A bit like that, but more masculine. Your style comparitively looks like prey. It's only going to be a positive within a circle that specifically values it.

>>507580698 (OP)
Just be Henry Cavill bro, is that easy

>>507582559
>new boot goofin'
I only rock Dangle shorts and ladies love it.

>>507581257
i cannot imagine being fugly or a faggot, so fashion eludes me and my comfy cargo jorts

>>507585466
I can't say I've noticed a specific demographic other then "not old people" but anyone that isn't a dried raisin level of wrinkly, does it in general.
Not saying you're wrong here but that would be stupid as fuck if that is the case.

>>507585591
>They do like being lifted up, being manhandled. Every single one of them.
Ok, I agree 100% with that. I thought you just meant showy muscles. Yeah, they def like that stuff -- and a man who is handy around the house, can change a flat, chop wood, etc.

this is something I've heard from many asian women, that men from asia are not like this, and when they meet men here who are, they love it.

>>507585709
God I wish. You don't have to be a nazi to fucking despise the deepstate apparatus.

>>507584926
>can carry extra shit around
>don't cook in the summer because they're not pants
Sounds pretty fucking useful to me you dumb cunt

>>507585675
Like being fined for not mowing your lawn, or government planting trees on your private property.
Or would could get into how the Canadian charter of rights and freedoms does not include property rights which is the reason most of these bylaws exist in the first place.

>>507585895
Now that you know to what to pay attention, you will be able to observe it with your own ocular organs.
Summer is basically arrived. And such scenery will be way more visible.

>>507585814
Even the real henry became a fellow neet, who gives a fuck what woman think at any rate, looks at how good things turn out since we started listening

>>507585785
rare Ameribro knower
salute to you, sir

>>507585961
>YOU DONT GET IT, I MUST MAKE MYSELF REPULSIVE
Okay, die lol

>>507585811
Its how all of my family relations dress. All my cousins and whatnot dress like this and they are all married now.

>>507582460
He went out of the deep end not because he lost muscle but because he rounded away his hairline

>>507583299
Those shoulders look fucked up.

>>507585229
They do it because most stylish jeans they like to wear don't have front pockets, and in cases where they do have functional front pockets, the pockets aren't big enough.

>>507583439
>Choose to go to a place that has a bunch of men sweating, grunting, looking at each other
>Look at yourself every day "posing" in the mirror
>I'm not gay I just like looking good for....myself!
Kek it's good to stay healthy but you can do that with calisthenics, walking, running. The gym is inherently fagshit and has been since ancient Greece.

>>507580742
What do you need all those pockets for, storing your virginity?

>>507580817
Six foot is average, the six foot, six inches, six figures is an expectation to at least be average across the board.

>>507586035
>>507585785
>fashionable
You both wore skinny jeans. Your opinions are invalid.

>>507586482
>the six foot, six inches, six figures is an expectation to at least be average across the board
>all of that at once is average
You are either a woman or you are baiting.

>>507585131
Oh ok. I'll just...grow more body hair then.

>>507585657
>Caring what women think
Lol.

>>507580698 (OP)
Why would I want to be around someone with girl brains?

>>507580698 (OP)
>don't wear cargo shorts
Don't tell me how to live my life. I have some pretty amazing athletic cargos made of that heavy duty flex blend material that makes my bulge look immaculate. Bitches don't give a shit what you wear so long as it looks fresh af boi.

>>507581544
Those are too tight.

>>507581544
THAT'S ZESTY,i'm not wearing that shit

>>507580698 (OP)
yup, basically this. girls don't care if you're unattractive

shower and touch some weights, incels, and this too can be yours!

>>507586890
Tell me how much you hate women, South Korea.

>>507585996
>Like being fined for not mowing your lawn
not quite as it sounds.
this is usually people who have a house as an investment and leave it.
they might not even be in the country.
grass grows a metre high and weeds blowing through the neighbourhood.
this is in a city, not rural.

so yeah, you have to mantain your property
easy enough to hire someone to cut it now and then

you DO NOT have to keep your lawn short or anything
in fact a lot of people keep it long now as it's better for the local biome, insects, birds, etc.
but the yards don't look abandoned.

no one wants to live in an area like you see in the USA with cars on blocks on the front lawn, unkempt, etc.

average detached house in the city of Vancouver is over $2 million USA, fair to expect people will care for their property

>or government planting trees on your private property.
never heard of this
can't imagine they could possibly have the right - or why they'd want to spend the money doing this

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts.
Unacceptable terms. Might as well cut my balls off and feed them to the goats.

>>507583557
If your masculinity is so fragile that you are afraid to wear shorts with big practical pockets, then you're the faggot, not me

>>507580742
there's nothing wrong with cargo shorts. you can keep more stuff with you. anyone who doesnt like it you don't need them in your life

>>507585131
Little bit of muscle?
Yeah it is not like he is 210lbs 6 burgers 1 and low body fat.

>>507586974
why would anyone hate women?

>>507581257
>They are aesthetically horrible. They show that you have no fashion sense. It's the stereotypical clueless dad outfit.
A cooker who can't get pussy talking shit about actual fathers...it's fucking lunacy. The United States is a kike fucked hellhole. Enjoy being fashionable, queerbait. LMAO

>>507586484
Never wore skinny jeans. I got married at 23 and my body count was in the 50’s. There are basic rules for how men should dress. Men should really learn these things. It’s like using a hammer or screwdriver, basic shit that every man should know.

>>507585377
I get what you're saying and you're somewhat correct. But that original comparison is a jew demoralization trick. The real comparison is starving mysterious artist vs jacked mysterious artist. Or skinny weak frat boy vs jacked frat boy. The bottom line is every male increases his value with almost all women by having a muscular physique. Plus, getting good workouts is better for you personally in all ways. Hit the weights, or do some hard landscaping or hiking/climbing. And eat meat. You will certainly be more appealing in holes' eyes.

>>507580698 (OP)
Women find nothing more attractive than a man who will do exactly what they tell him not to do.

>>507580698 (OP)
This board is fucking faggot shitshow full whorish undesired cunts,desperate tryhard virgins&cucks,faggots&trannies,and brown mutts,.than /pol/ tards scream and wonder why the western world is going down the toilet you are the proof.where are the white men & men in general with common sense and can debate like adult not throwing childish insults & slurs to appease to fucking internet bitches cause they are not here.

>>507581096
They really don't. Their pockets are usually too small to be useful (if they even have pockets at all)

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
I like cargo shorts

>>507580698 (OP)
The cargo shorts stay
>But you don't even use the extra pockets
But what if I did need to use them so shut up

>>507587287
I will tell the fehus what to do, well at first dont hate other fehus. THat would be great.

>>507586482
Average height in the United States is 5'9 retard

>>507587899
Also get a hobby.

>>507580698 (OP)
What's the fucking problem with cargo shorts?! They always think of something new, arbitrary.

You niggers are here actively spamming for kikes, cunts, niggers, faggots, and all other worthless cancer 24/7/365

>>507587984
There is nothing wrong with that also there is nothing wrong with sandals.

>>507580698 (OP)
women are annoying fucking cunts. pump and dumped many women who are divorced. almost feel bad for the dumb fuckers that married them and got taken to the cleaners while they just call me up on a friday for sex

>>507580698 (OP)
>Thats it.

oh, you sweet summer child....

>>507581257
So cargo shorts are to men what tattoos, piercings, social media accounts and kids are to women.

Gotcha

>>507585375
The problem is that the bell curve has brought down the overall quality of women. A 4/10 man doesn't want to accept a 4/10 woman because a 4/10 woman is an obese pig with 3 dogs, has $80k in credit card debt, has a messy apartment, and has and no sense of personal hygiene or responsibility. Meanwhile a 4/10 guy has dad bod, works out occasionally, has a job and is a functional human being. The Plapjack meme is real.

>>507588302
and being under 6' tall. If you are over 6' and chiseled you could reasonably get away with wearing cargo shorts.

>>507588012
Guess we will go back to our endless trump threads and other kike ops

>>507588061
An mein Herz, guter Mann!

>>507580698 (OP)
I specifically avoid those things in order to give women the ick. Finally they have stopped hitting on me.
t. volcel

>>507587018
>you DO NOT have to keep your lawn short or anything
Except you do. If your lawn exceeds 21cm or 8 inches you will be fined if your neighbours snitch
>never heard of this
>can't imagine they could possibly have the right
They do. Like I said, Canadians do not have recognized property rights.
No thanks, I'd rather live anywhere else.

>>507588061
>Sandals
Don't forget the white socks hans

>>507580817
Not true. I'm 6'1" and often feel below average height in a crowd of white Americans. Nonwhites, now that's a different story. It's rare to meet a nonwhite who is taller than I am.

>>507586887
and girls like alpha males

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
no dice.

>>507587249
>how men should dress
How men should dress for what? There seems to be a fundamental repeated misunderstanding in this thread.

>>507587165
>A cooker who can't get pussy talking shit about actual fathers
Lol as if being a father is some great achievement. Look around you in any public place in the US. Those dysgenic freaks are the children of people who succeeded in becoming fathers. You did the bare minimum to pass on your genes with some ugly hog, congratulations.

>>507580698 (OP)
I wear cargo shorts and still get pussy. Where is your god now?

>>507580698 (OP)
I shower once in two days. I never touch weights. I wear cargo shorts.
Still look like fella in OP, have a wife and 3 kids.

>>507580817
I am 5'9 and have literally never not had access to free pussy since I was 14. I just don't understand how you guys are not getting laid, its all in your minds though, whatever your problem is.

>>507587295
Truer words have never been spoken. It's threads like these that make me realize the amount of faggotry going on in this site and hopefully one day they will ensure I never feel the need to read what the faggots here write. These boys are more feminine in me aspects than redditors. It's a sad state of affairs, homie.

>>507588098
reddit. reddit!

>>507589102
> I never touch weights
>Still look like fella in OP,
Show us

>>507588837
The last line maybe

But alpha male refers to chimpanzees and a dominant male won't go with the village bike.

>>507580698 (OP)
But I love my cargo shorts

>>507582315
close... i reject women for no reason while in my cargo shorts

>>507580698 (OP)
>Women aren't that demanding

>>507589238
Takes one to know one.

>>507588720
i'm 5'9" and feel average in a crowd of white americans

>>507588445
This is is psyop you fucking mutt who the Fuck cares how a man dresses up as long as you comfortable and look presentable nobody cares!!! you think the average joe gives a toss about going to the store to get some smokes to dress up & impress some average bitch we see daily?.

>>507588837
much delusion....

>>507580698 (OP)
White women only date blacks and have children with blacks.

>>507581027
This is actually more true than the OP.
>don’t be fat (most men will settle for slightly overweight)
>be loyal, ie don’t cheat
>don’t be mentally insane
That’s literally it. That last one is tough, as 1/4 of all women are on mental health medication, and a sizable number are on hormonal birth control (and have been since before their brains were fully developed).

>>507580698 (OP)

You sound like a cuck. "Guys it's ack-tchually really easy to get a women, you have to do what they want and then they'll play with your pp".

Shut the fuck up faggot. I workout everyday, shower when I can no longer write code without smelling myself, eat mostly meat, and spit on ugly roasties pretending to know how I should behave.

I'll rape a cunt before I bow to a modern femoid. You are domesticated lap dog.

>>507584768
Such a broken mentality. Being a man is about being as competent at as many things as possible. Having a bit of fashion sense is not gay, obsessing about it is. Knowing how to make an omelet and some nice seasoned potatoes for her after fucking her brains out is not gay, baking cupcakes and cookies is. IQ really does seem to be the issue challenging all you retards.

>>507580742
>>507580755
It gives you -20 charisma.
It doesn't matter though if you're already married.

>>507586890
Do you even get fat Koreans
I thought your culture shamed fatties into anorexia

>>507580742
It's so icky, you should just have your iphone in your hand you don't need any pockets

>>507580698 (OP)
>>507585131
Why do you post this Incel? Do you this ironically or what? All women know that Henry is a loser incel.

picrel, sorry for not having a better resolution though.

>>507590141
>you should just have your iphone in your hand
If you're gonna act like a woman you might as well have a handbag like the med suggested.

>>507589199
>its all in your minds though
>anytime you get a match on a dating site they ask what your height is first thing
I haven't been laid in 14 years. I had a 6/10 Becky tier girl for 3 years in HS and haven't been able to get a gf since. I gave up on dating 8 years ago though.

>>507589542
This, idk where all these other guys are claiming 6ft+ is average for Whites in America. Maybe they live in communities with high Dutch heritage numbers or something but not all White groups get as tall as the Dutch.

>>507589547
And I'm supposed to care about fake wars and kike Trump instead
Cargo shorts are far more interesting

>>507590355
>>anytime you get a match on a dating site they ask what your height is first thing
Do women really do this? I guess hiding your height is a red flag.

>>507586484
I never understood the snot-skinny jeans meme. Are you talking about the ultra-skinny, skin tight ones that lift like spandex? It was a short-lived fad that kids were into maybe 15 years ago that’s been dead for a while.

I don’t think that’s what you faggy boomers are talking about though. You mean regular fitting jeans. You’ve just been so swallowed and consumed by nigger culture that you can’t let go of your loose fitting, sloppy jeans. Anything relaxed fit looks absolutely horrendous.

>>507587950
Yeah total. Average for men is 6' tall. Hell I only know like three men who are 5'10" or shorter.

>>507581257
>They are aesthetically horrible
Faggot

>>507582413
i always wear cargo pants and all of my pockets are full. scissors, ropes, gloves, hammer, screwdriver, flask with liquor etc

>>507581544
Did you get those from temu?

>>507580698 (OP)
I don't give one fuck what women want you fucking cuck.

>>507580698 (OP)
100% wrong but okay

>>507590289
God help these whores

>>507590347
No need for a handbag when the man is paying AND providing the cocaine

>>507581716
Do I know you?

>>507580742
>What's wrong with cargo shorts?
Only whiteboys who vax their legs wear those.

>>507580698 (OP)
>pictured: top 0,0001% male

>>507592035
Not good enough. >>507590289
We gotta do better, men.

>>507590526
Men lie about their height. Setup a fake profile using a girls pic and peruse the guys on any dating site. Half are claiming 6’ or taller. I’m 6’ 1” so girls who use dating apps and see me in person must think I’m like 6’ 6” or something.

>>507582004
>get a European carryall

>>507581257
Better than skinny jeans like some fruit. I wear b-ball and cargo shorts all day. IDGAF what some /fag says

>>507581993
Transition to female

>>507580698 (OP)
The dude from Anthrax has worn cargo shorts for 50 years and he's had gigaloads of pussy. He's also a manlet.
Just don't wear plain tan ones. Camo and black are fine.

>>507590548
>asking what skinny jeans means
>calls others boomers

>>507592923
>this famous rockstar does it and still gets pussy
Anon, I…

>>507593034
Yes, because Boomers call anything that’s not sagging off of their ass “skinny jeans.” So define it. Are these skinny?

>>507593167
>still needs clarification
You're making a very jewish argument here. I said skinny jeans and I meant skinny jeans. Your confusion about the issue if your problem.
also
>15 years ago. People were wearing them right up until 90s fit came back.

>>507590289
Never knew Henry Cavill was so based.

>>507580698 (OP)
>Don't wear cargo shorts
What kind of shorts are acceptable? All kinds of shorts seem to be cringe if you ask someone.

Serious question