Thread 507584052

Please I am still young, do not use nukes please

>>507584052 (OP)
Young people need nukes to fly more than anybody else.
Don't think you will be targeted, friend. Just have some non-perishable food, water, and maybe a little solar system if you can manage it. There will be supply chain disruptions and maybe an EMP.

nube deployed

My muslim coworker shows me photos of when he visits Azerbaijan, I'm so jealous because I love to hike and the mountains are fucking pristine

>>507584052 (OP)
Yeah but think of the post war economy boom

If you were my age you'd be praying for those nukes to fly. You have no idea how bad things are.

>>507584052 (OP)
brb, inputting your home coordinates

>>507584052 (OP)
I'm afraid nukes are necessary right now.
Fastest way to end this current degeneracy.
Life will be better after nukes.

>>507584542
I still havent fucked nor enjoyed my life even for a little bit, give me a break
>>507584367
Im gonna die by cancer

>>507584859
When you first have sex, nothing will change. You'll think to yourself, that's it? Well, maybe unless you fuck a really hot girl I guess, but good luck with that. Don't worry about it is what I'm saying. Sex is meaningless

>>507585112
I want a sex with a loved one, a human that I care about.
It is very easy to talk like that if you are a mutt in his 40s. I want to die in peace

>>507584052 (OP)
It doesn't matter. Nukes are not real and if you read the Bible or pay attention to the legends of your country it is clear that Earth has been through far worse catastrophes before. You'll be fine. Duck and cover. Stay indoors for five days then go about your business.

>>507585295
Congratulations, you want the same thing everyone else wants. The problem is finding a woman who is loyal is fucking impossible. I don't know what it's like where you are but here getting married just means if it doesn't work out you lose your family, your money, and must support a woman financially forever. Not worth it. Sorry man, you've been born into a hellscape system rigged against you at every turn. Which is why the nukes are actually desirable

>>507585625
Holy shit it is so fucking miserable to have a conversation with you mutts here.
No wonder chuds there kill hundreds with their guns every week.
It is also your fault that these embeciles are threatening to use nukes to each other

>>507585295
the phrase "loved one" typically refers to a family member.

It's time, Mahmud

>>507584052 (OP)
DROP THEM NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>507585837
You're the one bitching about tfw no gf on 4chan dude. Also it's actually just nigs doing all ths shooting, the crime rate in most of the country is like switzerland. Hopefully israel will be nothing but a memory soon (again, nukes)
Better hurry up and find someone who's willing to fuck you before then anon

nukes are a normal part of life

>>507584052 (OP)
You are to be summarily executed by others .

>>507584787
No, it won't.

>>507585295
>die in peace
oh you will die in "shalom", believe me

>>507584052 (OP)
Rare flag, wtf happens in Azerbaijan? are women there trad?

>>507586313
For you it won't. For me it will.

>>507584859
>Im gonna die by cancer
Why do you think that? Even Iran is only liable to get hit 2-3 times in this conflict. Or if the kikes go completely overboard as they like to do maybe 30 times. People lived IN Hiroshima and Nagasaki 6 months after those bombs fell and the fallout was much worse from them than modern bombs.

>>507584052 (OP)
Your country is so shit that it looks the same with or without a nuke deployed

>>507584052 (OP)
Nukes are gay as fuck.

>>507585625
Women are not loyal as a baseline but if you know how to actually be a man she will be loyal. Part of being a man is making sure she fully understands the consequences of her disloyalty.

>>507584052 (OP)
You're so lucky, I was promised nukes my whole life now I'm old and won't be the cool young maverick roaming the wasteland, I'm the old fuck that dies in the first half hour and that makes me sad bro.

>>507584052 (OP)
>nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i don't want to die
you started it faggot now feel the red flag of revenge

>>507584052 (OP)
But your country will become great at animation

>>507587063
Azerbaijan started this?
Are they the REAL force behind the scenes?

>>507584052 (OP)
calm down faggot, do you think they're going to misfire a whole nuke straight into your house? kek

>>507587187
everyone who isn't based started it and is complicit in their own death

>>507584052 (OP)
Azeribro your safe, we kikes don’t want you dead <3

Fuck Allah and his gay ass religion fuck you fuck fuck fuck fuck
You can occasionally see Israeli bombings in South fuck fuck fuck>>507587729

>>507584052 (OP)
Don't be afraid

Death is not the end

>>507584052 (OP)
Have you seen the absolute state of the west? Let it burn, I had to undertake some jeet who was swerving all over the road earlier.

>>507584052 (OP)
Old doods start wars for young doods to die in.

>>507589702
Thanks bob dillon

>>507585295
Hopefully, it's your loli sister that you can pomf to oblivion..

>>507584859
>I still havent fucked nor enjoyed my life even for a little bit
and you never will
in third world shitholes like azerbeijan you ought to have fucked a local whore by age of 14 and already started your goat milking farm without your fathers help

you're a lonely basement dwelling incel who always says "tommorow" to living life

>>507584052 (OP)
38 years old here.

NUKE ME NIGGER! NUKE ME!!! SHUT YOUR FUCKING NIGGER MOUTH AND NUKE ME!!!!

>>507588682
...man this is more fucked up than most war gore we post here. mean!

>>507584052 (OP)
i'm young and i really don't want to live in hellworld for another 50 years. i PRAY they drop nukes.

>>507588913
that's the worst of it all.

Nukes are just part of life, mate, if >we created then it's ours and we can use it as we please.

>>507584052 (OP)
Am I disillusioned to think that life during a nuclear apocalypse would be very comfy?
Or is it just the thought that we're on the precipice of a nuclear apocalypse that's comfy?

>>507584052 (OP)
NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

>>507584052 (OP)
It doesn't get any better dude, just embrace death