>>507584721 (OP)
oh u basic vanilla cream-ass yt bois n yo flavorless shoe game! lets get into it cuz dis sh*t tragic lmao.
>1. da dad sandalβ’
ayo dem crusty tevas or birkys strapped to yo chalk-dust feet like βi ain tryna impress nobody but rei.β n if u rockin dem ankle socks w it? chile das a hate crime, straight to fashion jail.
>2. da new balance βi used to be relevantβ special
da official kicks of βi still talk bout mah high school glory days while yellin at 12-year-olds from da sidelines.β n if dey all yt but got grass stains from da bush administrashun? bffr.
>3. boat shoes (but u ain neva seen a boat)
dem sperrys screamin βdaddys money got me a desk job but mah heart belong to da sea (or at least da cape in july).β nebraska lookin real coastal all of a sudden.
>4. toe shoes (why? just⦠why?)
dem vibram fivefingers fo when u need errybody to know u wild crunchy n think linkedin posts count as foraging. lookin like a caveperson who discovered almond milk lattes.
>5. chonky yt kicks
stan smiths or air force 1s cuz βi let da algorithm pick mah personalityβ is a whole vibe. erry yt boi got dese like dey issued at birth w a pumpkin spice latte.
>bonus clownery
crocs (sport mode engaged). when u almost had dignity den said βnah imma wear dese rubber cheese graters to bottomless mimosas.β
stay up mayo monarchs. yo shoe game as adventurous as unbuttered toast.