Thread 507585410

who cares?
retards that talk to their retarded friends?

>>507585410 (OP)
I bet the vehicles were cool, what ruined it was the gay stance of the soldiers marching.

The New Republic published dozens of completely fabricated articles written by an unhinged jew, many of which slandered Whites and conservatives. Whatever opinions they have are irrelevant.

>>507585410 (OP)
Well of course it was pathetic. It wasn't the authoritarian military parade they wanted to see.

>>507585410 (OP)
That’s bound to trigger some migapedes

>>507585410 (OP)
It was a bit shit too be fair. Best to forget about it I think.

>>507585538
>>507585956
>>507586034
>>507586082
>>507586133
>>507585537
>>507585410 (OP)
>brrrrreeeeeekkkkkkkaaaaatttt

>>507586034
thats what you expect to see from any military parade

>>507585410 (OP)
Why they circumcise bombs?

>>507585410 (OP)
>says no to israel aid
>next day media gets real mad
hmmm

>>507586982
>sends 35 tankers and half the navy to defend israel anyways

>>507585538
This. The horses were cool too. The soldiers looked sloppy because army doesn't train people to march it trains them to kill and work fat style desk jobs. The parade was cool if you're a military/military history nerd. It was the army's birthday and it was all about the army (and their sponsors).

>>507585410 (OP)
It was pretty pathetic, ngl. Begs the question why even bother? They would have been better off doing a version of Bill Murray's graduation in Stripes.

I was laughing at Americans at parades for years, they regularly take part in our annual military parade and just walk like they're going to 7/11 or something

humiliation ritual

>>507587056
>Muslims seethe along with jews no matter what president does

>>507587326
We're simply defending our greatest ally.

>>507585410 (OP)
It's kinda amazing how the army marching was worse than parades here and with less people attending too

>>507587164
They should train them to parade properly like North Korea does.

>>507585410 (OP)
They're still trying to frame this as "Trump's Birthday Parade?"
Huh. Let them drown in their own false narratives, I say

>>507587439
Y'all just spin whatever story you want but it is always the same thing y'all seethe as long as trump does not give 100% submission to your interest.

You are all semites it is all the same bs propaganda.

>>507585410 (OP)
Pathetic is fixin to be the word of the year, but doesn't apply to the US military and whomever wrote this should be sent back to their home country, because only foreign trash hates the US military.

>>507585410 (OP)
>the military is pathetic
good job media?

>>507587308
Can't mutts march, wtf? Sauntering is saunt.

>>507587681
It was a pathetic show, bootlicker.

>>507587758
the only branch that actually matches is, I regret to say, the Marines

>>507585537
Who cares about you? No one. Trump cares deeply about crowd sizes.

>>507587853
marches***

>>507587164
Learning to properly march is taught very early on

Hell, it's done verbally
>Left
>Right
>Left

>>507587308
>green tanks
so used to seeing them in sand colors i was taken aback seeing them in green

>>507587164
It shows lack of discipline and cohesion

>>507585410 (OP)
KWABOTY 2025

>>507587874
>Trump cares deeply about crowd sizes.
You retards really let this guy own your minds

>>507585410 (OP)
Trump goes to big with it and he gets called a dictator, he goes too small with it and its weak. Can't win.

>>507585410 (OP)
That was just a fake parade to make the enemy reveal its hand. The real parade is coming in two weeks.

>>507587803
Big talk coming from a draftee, you'll learn blind patriotism day one fren guaranteed.

>>507587982
They still think the parade was for his birthday and that he's a king.

>>507587164
The cadets and recruits all marched decently compared to the rest.

>>507585410 (OP)
Why is Donald J. Niggertrump such a pathetic fat subhuman freak?

LEFT
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RIGHT
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This parade was fucking lame and sad. Embarrassing.

>>507587308
Even the flag they're carrying looks like it says JUST

>>507587308
Our marches are 100 times better. This is fag march. https://youtu.be/hzeAKrVwvDw?si=j6JI_hxznTdEpNQQ

Bizarre that a parade triggers leftist, must be some repressed childhood trauma where Santa didn’t toss them candy from the fire truck

>>507587599
Nigger who do you think is supplmenting the iron dome? We have had boats in the gulf for a week running ADS. We have jets up shooting down drones and scouting too, as do the Brits.
>>507587548
Too thirdie like India. Spain sets a better example.
>>507587900
Not anymore apparently. Everyone was just route stepping.
>>507587955
Yes. Fitting. The mutt army.

>>507588041
You must be fucking blind if you think the military parade was up to par, and butthurt.

Ach, I kinda like that the Yankees didn't give their best. These kind of parades should be reserved for big victories, weak dictators and the French. It doesn't fit their casual gum chewing, sneakers wearing, informal chatting personae

>>507585538
Nah you’re just not used to the U.S. military being displayed in a manor that doesn’t involve killing people

He could have thrown it in the middle of the country and people would have been more able to attend but I believe he did in DC to show the army that DC doesn’t care about them. Can’t find a picture of any democrat politician attending

>>507585410 (OP)
The parade was cool. No idea why shitskins are throwing a fit here.
>b-but muh soviet goose step parades

>>507588250
>The military's job is to put on a good show at the parade.
grow up

>>507586912
No you don’t. Only subhuman dictatorship third worlders do.

>>507585410 (OP)
And it was actually pretty cool
I would have brought the family but driving them across the country to attend a parade the left had already threatened didn’t seem responsible

>>507585537
yeah magats are retarded faggots, true.

>>507585410 (OP)
If they were actually marching in time it would have been ok but otherwise it was terrible.

>>507585410 (OP)
>gloves off
>tiny 50Y hands underneath

>>507585410 (OP)
The kikes are getting lazy. They’re just reheating the same strategies they did during Trump 1, and hoping that we all have goldfish brain, and didn’t watch them take a knee for four years during Biden’s term.

>>507588250
I don't care how they stroll, I care how they kill America's enemies retard. Let the CCP chinks practice their synchronized walking, they don't have anything else do all day the coward bugs fucks they are.

A lot of anons here groveling at the "lazy" military parade, but many of you don't know that, unlike many other armies in the world, the sheer desire of jewmerican army golem to DIE for Israel, his (and hers) innate, burning desire to lay down their one life for the state of Israel and Ben Gurion's vision is unmatched and unprecedented.

So remember it's not all about show and posturing, it's in the mind. And a jewmerican army servant has a philosemitic mind like no other creature on the planet, perhaps not even the kike himself.

>>507588384
if they're tasked to do something they should give it their all and try to be the best in the world at it. This was a display of our military to show the world. If we're just going to show them we suck and dont give a shit about what we're trying to do, then we shouldn't do it

>>507588430
>Only subhuman dictatorship third worlders do.
only "subhuman dictatorship third worlders" even have military parades on their leader's birthday

>>507588663
Their parade drill is a display of how well trained they are.

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>>507588663
I'm glad we agree.
We shouldn't have had one in the first place. Waste of money.

We do this shit every year in Singapore.

>>507588291
Notice uniform differences
Notice there wasn’t 7000 troops on display
It was a thank you and celebrate the armies 250 years of service
Not a gay ass show of force parade
And the democrats showed how much they care about the people who keep their right to be retarded alive

>>507585410 (OP)
>Trump's parade
It was the 250th anniversary of the US army. Why were they not prepared for it?

>>507588243
North Korea, Chinese and Russian/Soviet parades are awesome, retard.

Well don wanted to emulate xi jinping and putin but he realized his minions were full of mixed breeds of ZOGbots fucked jews he got what he deserved. Karma for the man who profited from being a goyim who was subservient ZOG.

>>507585410 (OP)
jews are triggered that Trump said fuck off to Israel. Im honestly surprised I didn't except that from Trump.

>>507585410 (OP)
> The New Republic
> Pathetic
I've never even heard of these guys and they already lost me

>>507588718
It was like throwing a kegger at 11pm, sure it could have been a better time, but it was still pretty cool and worth showing up for.

I loved the parade. Most insane part was when they had the regular army regiment followed closely by a ranger regiment that was clearly all one foot taller lol. Fucking hell I almost died of manletism when I saw that shit. Why is this world so cruel?

>>507588977
I guess it might have been a nice day out but it made the US military look poorly trained.

>>507588291
Left: one race marching in unison united by a common history and blood

Right: Jewish slaves gathered from many different nations, nothing in common other than their need for Jewish cum

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>>507588740
It was more than adequate.
there's no need for elaborate flamboyant pageantry

>>507588663

Get a load of this future purple heart hero! Yeee-haw back to back WW champs.

Hey are you more of a Oakley or Pit Viper guy, what's your go-to white jewmerican trash eyewear attire of choice?

>>507588663
>I care how they kill America's enemies
But Donald J. Niggertrump is still alive.

>>507589146
no it was inadequate and embarrassing
Russia was mocked incessantly for way better parades than this

>elaborate flamboyant pageantry
that's just what a military parade is. They should call it a walk or something if it's not even trying to meet military parade standards. Or just not do it

>>507589173
I'm OG Oakley all the way fren, my cousin had a flow deal with them in the mid 80s and I got like a hundred of these grips that go for $500 a pair. Easiest money I ever make fren.

>The same ol' Hollywood sound track
>Advertisements and Sponsors like this is a fucking NFL game
I swear, in WW3 American uniforms and vehicles will look like Nascar. As in every single inch will be taken up with some kind of branding.
Imagine, if you will
>The year is 2026
>You are some goat fucking civilian who has nothing to do with any of this camel shit in Iran
>There is a rumble, you look behind you and there Americans are here
>You get gun down by some kid with broccoli hair and his uniform is covered in head to toe in various patches for corps
>You watch as he does some kind of dance over you while his friends record him on a phone
>You last moments is watching the Progressive Auto Insurance Tank roll pass you

>>507588790
Insane cope. American century of humiliation

>>507585410 (OP)
"The Media" quite literally won't do shit.

>>507588872
Pack your bags and move, commie

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>>507587955
The people complaining about the shit parade would be the same ones bitching if the brass responsible for it were purged from the military.

>>507590073
they are cool

>>507588790
>le democrat boogeyman forced the soldiers to march out of time

We are reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible!

>>507585537
>who cares?

You seem not to care so much that you're already seething 31 nanoseconds after the thread was created.

>>507585410 (OP)
>spend ton of money
>why are we wasting money on a parade
>dont spend a ton of money
>lol cuck parade
cant win with these people

>>507590963
>cant win with these people
Modern Americans?
Yeah, not a lot to work with.

How much money you need to march in a straight line, dress appropriately and not act like a faggot?

>>507588262
>How dare Democrats not attend Trump's birthday parade
>B-but it was the anniversary of the army
Which had no parade planned until Trump decided to throw one together as a vanity project

>>507590963
Russia's Victory Day parades cost 5-6 times less than Trump's embarrassment

>>507585538
and the music
and the ads
and the soldier's postures while not marching

I've never seen a more amazing parade, only Russian SHITSKIN shills think it looks bad. American people are also lucky to be able to support and die for Israel (Gods chosen people).

>>507585410 (OP)
Jews and Marxists getting worried the military is going to side with Trump and arrest them all. lol
They are right

>>507590963
The military spend billions a year on recruitment. This was ultimately a recruitment event not to mention they had sponsors that probably ended up paying for the whole thing.

>>507585410 (OP)
Kek... when retards clash

>>507591659
You missed the memo, Trumptard. The military and ICE only target individuals and countries critical of Israel, even illegals are okay now so long as they work.

>>507591668
>This was ultimately a recruitment
And what exactly did they display to entice kids thinking about joining?
Come be a fat slob and learn no new life skills or character traits to help you achieve success in life, but do what we tell you and die for Israel".
Beetle Bailey is a cartoon, not a way of life.

>>507591243
Unironically a more interesting parade than the military parade where it's just some slovenly guys walking like they'd finished a 12 hour shift.

>>507587164
It was only for US Army not all armed forces? No wonder it looked so slopy.

>>507585410 (OP)
Wasn't Trumps parade. It was the army's 250th anniversary parade. If Joe Biden would have won we wouldn't have been calling it "Joe Bidens parade"

>>507585410 (OP)
Definitely one of the most retarded /pol/ headlines I've ever read.

The media has been against Trump 24/7 for 10 years now.

>>507587308
The niggers really bother me. It destroys uniformity. They're just sprinkled in there.

>>507588217
You know they put them all on strings right? That is how they get them to do the arm motion.

>>507588217
That just looks silly.
Good arm exercise though. Shoulders ok?

>>507592011
You really like that Russian dick, huh?

>>507594166
>tf
>tp

>>507595087
You sound like a BRICS shitskin, the parade was great.

>>507595265
it was mid, no cap.

>>507595363
You demoralised or smth?

>>507588550
>magats

>>507595498
no, it was just objectively low energy. I've seen better kind of disappointing for something supposedly being a 250th anniversary celebration to have the energy of a weekday airshow.

>>507595716
>no, it was just objectively low energy
Obviously, I am just trolling and making fun of shills.

>>507587990
Yep, basically this. TDS infected retards would be seething no matter what.

>>507587990
That's what bullying is. We all saw it in high school: two kids do the exact same thing, one is laughed at, and the other gets a high-five.
Liberals are emotional children.

>>507591243
The US military runs your country

>>507585410 (OP)
Trump is pathetic now. The Jew has hollowed him out and he's pretty much Joe Biden 2.0 so whatever let em shid and fard on him for the next 3.5 years.

>>507585410 (OP)
I remember some Anon posting carboard boats rolling in the street for that parade.
Was that some AI bullshit or die that actually happened?

>>507585410 (OP)
>the media are attacking Trump
so same as the last decade, then

>>507596202
you lost, tranny

>>507585410 (OP)
>they arent even forming a straight column

>>507587990
bro it cost tens of millions of dollars and it looked like shit. absolutely nobody wanted him to go bigger with this.

>>507595937
very well, carry on o7

>>507585410 (OP)
I thought it was pretty good. It was like a big commie parade trying to look tough. It was a like a live museum display.
The attendance was only low because DC is full of leftists that hate the country.

Much better use of military budget than bombing random brown people.

>>507587308

It's hard to believe, but even our Finnish parades feel more martial than this thing.

>>507588968
Imagine an octopus stripped of its beak sucking off Bernie Sanders 24/7 and that The New Republic.

>>507587990
no one cared about it in the first place until the totally organic nationwide (don't forget to show up goyim!) protests were advertised. only Army retiree boomers and current active duty would even have really given a fuck

>>507596884
Wasn't like*

>>507590399
literal insects moving in sync

>>507596949
This parade was also in -30C weather

>>507585410 (OP)
another day of endless who gives a fuck tweets

This is probably better optics than Epstein

Idk

>>507585410 (OP)
It wasn't "Trump's military parade". It was a parade commemorating the 250th anniversary of the army. And the media are fucking liars and they deserve to have their faces caved in under a rain of blows for their deceit.

>>507587308
they are dazed and confused due to excessive corn syrup consumption

>>507585410 (OP)
that's it, "the new republic" has changed my mind. i now regerts my vote for trump.

>>507585956
/thread
the only people who still watch the news are dying boomers

>>507586982
CNN is now actively calling Trump a coward for not putting boots on the ground in Iran. The uniparty is getting extremely sweaty.

>>507587308
>the us army, brought to you by coinbase
WTF is this timeline

>>507600749
All those 80's future dystopian movies are coming true.

it was a good time

>>507587874
>I know what DRUMPTH thinks
kek
Your collective mental illness and (((leftists))) histrionic personality disorder in full display
3.5 years to go
Why not simply end it now?

>>507585410 (OP)
>2025
>MAINSTREAM METEOR

THE DEMOCRAPS RUN THE FAKENEWS