Thread 507590881

Come watch niggers beg for their freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_MF0lelt7g

tyb

Morning sirs

Today's Pardon docket.

>>507591255
That is one spicy docket.

>graphic arts
Oh no, did no one inform this gentleman about AI art?

>Steve checking the thread.
Hi, Steve.

Recovering from being flashed by Greg

>>507591969
>Recovering from being flashed by Greg
Same

>He graduated Valedictorian
From Prison High School?
I can't image that is a challenging field.

He has ADHD, he was basically a child who didn't understand that first degree homicide is wrong.

it is very stark how much of a boost being white gives you. not that hes a good guy but hes not chimping out

>the actual killer got released 10 years ago
crazy

>Gave full confession
>He did not actually pull the trigger, 3 others were there
>He plead guilty and accepted life sentence
>The other 3, all of them are free now
That really sucks for him

>>507591940
gah dayum

>Didn't actually do it.
>Plea to Life in prison anyway.
Sounds like he got fucked over.

>>507592457
I guarantee the other killer was a nigger

this crime sounds especially heinous

>>507592878
Murders usually are.

>What did you learn from victim awareness.
That other people aren't actually NPCs.

>Raped
>Brutally beaten
>Strangled with electrical cord
>Dragged into the woods and beaten with a bat
It's horrible and all 4 of them deserve to be locked up
The fact that this guy plead guilty, was not the killer, and is the only one still in prison pisses me off though

Good evening fine gentlemen, how are we?

>>507592950
I have a proposal for murderers: The pardon must be signed by both the Governor and the victim

>>507593175
I believe for some crimes, you die in prison.

>>507593029
Howdy Downunder, it’s a great day here. All comfy.

>>507593546
So basically he raped her and likely took part in the killing (probably hit her with the bat). While he didn't pull the trigger that is the most fucked up part of the crime.

We got a crier.

I was just sitting around bored out of my mind and then I realized the board was on.

Next contestant
>Brian Dietrich, Second Degree Murder

So he went over to a guy's house, had some beers, the victim came on to him, so he stabbed him 16 times and claimed self defense
https://case-law.vlex.com/vid/state-v-dietrich-no-892817858

Built for bbc.

>>507593512
Life sentences must be limited to 10 years, servicing is concurrent, and execution banned. Years sentences need to be reduced to months, and months to days. If you feel that your perp. didn't get enough time, murder him when he's out and sit your decade.

He's seriously going for the gay panic defense?

>Stabbed him over and over again
>Then I slit his throat.

>>507594097
Rape trauma or whatever yeah.

>>507594097
This might still work in Louisiana?

>>507594097
This is Louisiana, it may work.
The Hearing is scheduled during pride month though.

>>507594194
Did he get raped? I'm just tuning in.

Only loser communists beg for more government control over individuals (even if your victims are criminally insane). It's like you losers never consider you will eventually be the out-party...

>>507594275
Opened his statement claiming that he was Raped.

>He isn't crying anymore.

>>507594275
He was in jail for 2 armed robberies and some inmates tried to rape him
Then he got out, went over to the victim's house, he says the victim offered him money for sex, so he freaked out and stabbed him 16 times.

Kerry needs to hire somebody with some charm for the Parole Project.

>>507594194
he slit his throat in self defense

>>507594939
Well now he's Christian, so he knows that an eye for an eye means you don't kill your rapist, you rape your rapist.

What do you guys think? Should fatty get commuted?

>Called the victim's sister to wish her happy birthday.
That is seriously fucked up.

>I can promise you he will kill somebody again
Words and their meaning just don't matter very much to some people, do they?

>>507595272
>Should fatty get commuted?
It's a tough one
They're supposed to judge based not on the original crime but on what the inmate is now, and seems like he's in a better spot than he was.

I think they'll vote to deny though.

his attorney
https://www.instagram.com/allieadger8/

The story seems pretty odd.
>Just got out of jail for armed robbery
>"Almost got raped by fags"
>Goes into someone's home he barely knew
>"Almost got raped"
>Killed the guy
Sounds to me like he was trying to rob a known homosexual in the 80s and it went wrong.

Brian isn’t getting out today.

>>507595658
No ass, but she seems relatively fit at least

>>507595668
>Commit Armed Robbery, twice.
>Shit if I just killed the fucker they couldn't have ratted me out.
>Get out of jail, go to rob someone else.
>DIE FUCKER.
>Oh shit Now I'm under arrest for Murder?
>Uh he was trying to rape me, yeah that's right. He was a Rapist.

Rape it up ffs

top right nigger looks like he's falling asleep listening to this law student speech (i am too)

>Bad days are when I'm at work.
>And people come to me and ask me to do work.

I'm late
Did i miss anything good yet

All five members today
Fire the revoke canon!!!

>>507596391
First guy was part of a 4-man rape/murder, plead guilty and got life, but he's the only one still in prison
Denied

This inmate stabbed a guy 16 times after the victim tried to sex him up, but now he's found Jesus

>>507596310
>>507596314
mondays in the 4HL...

>>507595668
Especially the part where he slit the guys neck
Seems weird for a panic response to make sure you'd finished the job

>>507596572
>First guy was part of a 4-man rape/murder, plead guilty and got life, but he's the only one still in prison
>Denied
Damn, they must have blame most of the raping on him

>>507596314
honestly real shit

Back to your cage

>>507596743
That's the thing - this guy didn't even do the murder, that guy got 40 years and is out already
Maybe he was the one doing all the raping and choking and such, but still
Seems like he fucked up by taking the plea deal

That old lady was so nervous he was going to get granted but the boys stepped in

>>507596896
I always felt plea deals were sketchy ways to get people to admit guilt. The law can always go "Fuck you" and give you whatever they want.

>Sheryl didn't give her vote
I guess she didn't have to say anything, but I wish I knew where she stood on that one.

Next contestant
>Joseph Norfleet, First Degree Murder
Dude killed a 9-year-old because he fucked up a drive-by
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/la-court-of-appeal/1155247.html

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/la-court-of-appeal/1155247.html

The victim, James Darby, while walking home from a picnic with a group of friends and relatives was shot in the head and killed by the defendant. James Darby was nine years old at the time. Darby was shot in retaliation for injuries sustained by the defendant's sister in a brawl that occurred at the picnic. The defendant became angry when he saw that his sister had been hit in the face when she came home from the park. Incensed, he got a gun (he said he did so at the suggestion of his friend, James Walker) and drove off in a car with his brother who had witnessed the brawl and could identify the party responsible. James Walker drove the vehicle, and another friend of the defendant, Gerald Grissum, was also present in the vehicle. The young victim had nothing to do with the injuries sustained by the victim's sister. Instead, young Darby had the misfortune of walking with a group of people beside the man the defendant believed was responsible for his sister's injuries and was the victim of the defendant's inaccurate aim. The defendant acknowledged that he fired the shot, but stated that he was shooting, not at the deceased victim, but at the man he held responsible for hitting his sister.

>>507597156
Some plea deals are used in csa trials to keep littles from having to go to trial.

>woooooo
yeah were so black

>>507597156
Plea deals are a necessary evil. The system has so many criminals it can't handle them all. If every drunk driver, bar fighter, or even rapist, got a trial, we would run out of attorneys, judges, and jurors in a week.
Also most people don't want a trial as weird as that sounds. Most people admit they are guilty when caught and guilt or innocence isn't really in question in most crimes. They just want to get the punishment and process over with.

>>507597323
>was the victim of the defendant's inaccurate aim

>>507597323
Needed 4 votes at that point nothing she said would have mattered so she moved it along
The board wants to get this shit over with and go home.

>>507597746
Are his eyes even open?

>>507597939
I wish somebody would say exactly that.

Killed a kid in a stupid fucking drive by
Piece of shit

this nigga bottom right is cracking me up

>>507598140
Yeah but that’s been months ago, he changed noew.

>>507597964
I think that is as wide as he can open them at that BMI

TYB

Had a fucking dr. appt. Have I missed anything good?

>>507598247
>shiiiet im listenin

It's hard to have an emotional statement when the fucking mic doesn't work

>>507598301
He got an eye on it.

>>507598564
>Zoo
it sure is

I really tried to follow this nigress' train of thought. I gave it an honest try i swear
>>507598625
lmaooo

Does anyone who can understand what she's saying care to summarize?

She was about to get the wrap it up

>>507598301
i have a spic coworker who's so fat he looks like a super fat asian baby

>>507598808
She's devastated by her brother's death, she and her mother still suffer having to see their bother/son dead on the streets, she is married now and wants to forgive him but it's hard. She went on tangent about a butterfly on mother's day as a sign to forgive him. She still thinks he should serve his sentence.

How do some people unironically not think before they act? I don't get how that works. Maybe I think too much.

>>507599136
they haven't taken thinking for a change yet

What is a tear walker anyway?

>I didn't actually aim the gun
yeah we know. you people never do.

>>507599136
They think, they just think poorly.
A drive by is a conscious decision.
They know other people could get hurt they don't fucking care.

>i didnt have a target
>i just wanted to shoot a shotgun at a group of people

lmao

>>507599385
>What is a tear walker anyway?
Tier walker, I think, where there's different tiers of the prison
I think it's a guy who acts as a kind of low-level guard who "walks the tier" and keeps an eye out for shit

I could be wrong though

>>507599405
Niggers are incapable of aiming.

>>507599385
Like a hall monitor but in jail.

>>507599724
lol

>>507599667
Sounds like a good way to flush your inmate cred right down the toilet. Wouldn't catch me doing that shit, fr.

>>507599724
Very nice, anon
I started looking at the picture thinking "What is he trying to show"
Then I saw it

>>507599699
What kind of fucking retard does a drive by with a shotgun anyway?
Sounds like a car full of smooth brain nogs who didn't know how to gangbang

CHUCKY THE RETARDED NIGGER LOVING NIGGER!
>>507600104
Honestly it is embarrassing that they still have him on the board, when is the governor going to fire him for being literally retarded

>>507600104
We need more fine upstanding child killing niggers on the streets anon. It's perfectly reasonable.

>>507599923

Let's broadside these scurvy dogs!

>>507600104
He found god, and admitted he made a mistake.
So he's just like Chucky and needs to be let out.

>>507600104

I was kind of surprised to hear that given the guy's crime and infractions in jail

BTYCN

I just watched the past 5 minutes, did I miss anything good?
>>507599724
Kek nice job.

WWAD?

>both hands flat on table
this guy is dangerous

I keep waiting on Khanta to start singing "Gangsta's Paradise"

>>507600815
I'm curious to see what he looked like 30 years ago when he was sentenced. Also he has a shit argument to be granted parole and didn't even try.

>>507600815
He looks like one of those Hairless dogs.

Tiger score is something to do with likelihood of reoffending? Anybody know the formula for determining that?

>>507600815
kek

>>507600264
Holy shit you reminded me of this legendary shit
>Tyrese give these niggas a volley

>>507601200
Yeah, it's an algorithm that takes a bunch of parameters and uses it to estimate their risk for re-offending
I don't know if the formula is public, but Grok has some details about the key factors

aloha baker
>muh pogrums

Wouldn't she have experienced all these things if her dad wasn't killed? Nog dads are notorious for not staying around lmao

>hasnt heard her fathers voice
very sad

this nigga STILL hasnt moved his hands

>>507590881 (OP)
Oh wait she is the opposition,
I retract my "pogrums" statement in this matter.

inb4 granted

>fathers day without a father
I understand this fully.

>>507601626
That looks pretty complex

>>507601951
That's fucking creepy.

>>507601852
aloha hawaiianon

>>507601951
I think they just explained why
This nigger is a stabber and dangerous
Hands stay on the desk or else

>carrying a knife is illegal
What?

>>507601200
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/25881203-1925-prr-verite-news-tiger-tool-userguide/#document/p1

Fucking Christ Mr.Stabby

Anuva fight

>I lost my father at 6 weeks.
Did you have a knife then?

Blame the drugs and alcohol
This dude gives me Slingblade vibes

>>507602436
lol

This nigger isn’t helping his case.

>>507602506
lol

>>507602436
>>I lost my father at 6 weeks.
>Did you have a knife then?

>>507602436

What's the biggest, positive age discrepancy between murderer and victim in US history? Has a four year old killed an 80 year old?

>>507602168
GM mainlanders

Guys, he FINISHED AA
not what they want to hear, DENIED

Mr stabby wants to talk to kids

>>507602612
who shot mr burns?

>>507590881 (OP)
> Do you feel like you are a violent person
>not right now, no

>Do you feel like you're a violent person?
>No sir, not right now.

>>507602728
Ain't no Viet Cong ever called this guy a nigger.

>You served in Vietnam?
>No I worked at a club

There is rarely a murderous nigger that retarded Chucky T will not vote to get back out on the streets.

This dude did a TERRIBLE job at arguing his case. Really stabbed himself in the foot.

>Chucky votes to grant
Somebody needs to get this guy off the board

Dammit Chucky

I'm still laughing at how this nigga tried to trauma bond with his victim's daughter

>>507602808
kek

This next one's an aggravated rapist according to the docket.

>Works for Prison Enterprises
Back to work Mr.Frank

>>507603109
>aggravated rapist
I prefer unprovoked rapists

The fuck is this bitch doing

brought the whole family today

>>507603577
kek

Jesus christ

Mrs. Doubtfire looking bitch is here to support

>>507603718
she done been told once or twice, that's a shiner

>>507603577
Checked and kekd

Ooooo a rape ape is up next.

>>507603718
Why does Ulanda have a skid mark on her forehead.

I don't know why Japanese Goku's voice actress is here but okay

>>507604005

Wrasseled?

>I tried to rape her
>I couldn't
>Tried to get her to suck my dick
>She didn't

UTTER FAILURE

Limp dick faggot couldn't even get it up to rape

This dude is not getting out lmao

>>507604095
>>507604119

>>507604127
Too dark, too fat, too dumb, too rapey.

>she resisted my advances
Wistful words from gorilla grapist

>I want to be a giver, not a taker
This nigga finna forcibly eat a pussy.

It only takes one second to try to rape a bitch

>>507604320
Not to victim blame but of course she was a pot head skeez

>>507604320
>Alexander then raped her evne though he was having difficulty getting an erection.
lmao

>>507604119
Fucking Whiskey dick.

>42 disciplinary write ups
Ouch

I, for one, am glad that our Creator has become a lawyer. Blessed be thy Yakub!

>>507604549
I wish they'd tell us more about everybody's write-ups. Were they for fighting, contraband, gay sex, what?

>>507604549
>Imma changed man now
kek

>high iq
>cant get an erection

>>507604694
Obviously he was smuggling cookies back to his bunk

>>507604781
MENSA
>Me Erect Nigguh Sexual Assault

>>507604095
and he’s done 37 years for that too.

>>507604252
He's in mensa bro

>in mensa
was getting caught part of your plan?

>>507604912
JFC lmao. Imagine being in prison for 37 years because you were a limp-dicked failure of a rape ape.

>>507605030
Clearly he's not a big guy.

>>507605160
>For you, limp-dick

this nigger is blaming europe

>>507605413
Hey man, Amsterdam is a dangerous place compared to Louisiana

Honestly with how much shit this guy has going for him he might actually be granted parole.

How many undergraduate degrees does this nigga have?

>>507605413
That's what I head lmao. Did he say something about Germany?

>>507605655
Checked but listen to Meemaw. She is going to deny.

>goes to a place with legalized prostitution
>decides stealing druggie whore pussy was better
You can't make this shit up

>>507604898

Men
Engaging in
Nonstop
Sexual
Assault

>>507605655
Not if Meemaw has anything to do with it, damn

He forgot the part about choking the shit out of her with a shirt

>>507605655
Nevermind he lied lol

What the fuck Prator?

based meemaw

>MENSA
My Erection? No Stiffness Achieved

Oh shit he got it

holy yakubian

>Ayo what'chu want?
Uhhhhh..... lemme get 'junkie sex'
Hold the pussy, hold the oral
>A'ight good luck to you

>>507606075
I guess the other guy did all the raping since fatso couldn't get it up

>gets released
>gets drafted
>dies in iran

>>507606138
I bet dude is gonna try and fail to rape again.

>>507606151
Unironically America should solve its recruitment issues by making penal battalions

Imagine going to jail for rape and you didn't even get anything out of it.

leeroy jenkins up next

Imagine doing 37 years in prison for a rape you couldn't even get hard and cum for. They'd have found me hanging in my cell from the shame.

>>507606356
Goddammit Leeroy!!

Is it just me or does this white boy sound kinda zesty?

he lives at 'bee amigos'

>>507606599
Sounds like some kind of "All natural honey" small business.

>>507606844
honey aka meth

This guy's telling his whole damn life story wtf does this have to do with anything lol

>I moved to California
>I got promoted at Target.
>Now I work for Aldis
Living the dream

What is this cunt seeking if he's already out of jail? is it like removal from a sex offenders registry or something?

>I met 'someone'
>Moved to California to get married
He's gay lol

>>507606355
37 years for cumming on a junkies face

>>507607163
he wants to be pardoned for being arrested for meth, so he can get a better job than aldi

>>507607144
>I'm sober.
>I did X sober, I did Y sober, I did Z sober.
>I totally don't think about doing drugs every minute of every day.

>>507607163
He wants his gun rights back bonganon. Not being able to buy a gun in America makes you a second class citizen.
I got a new gun the other day, bought it as a birthday present to myself. I am sorry you will never have the pleasure of owning a firearm, sad, many such cases.

>>507607163
He used to work in finance but now the best he can get is Target because of his record

Do we have any more prisoners or is it just these good goyim trying to get firearms rights back?

>>507607530
Bring out more rapists

>>507607163
Some states have restrictions if you're a convicted felon, votes, guns, having to tell your place of work, other shit.
He wants to be pardoned so his record is clean and doesn't have to do any of that shit anymore.
If it was just drugs and he's been clean for long enough he has a chance.

>you used to be a meth head, we need you to go and hang out with meth heads at programmes if you want to be pardoned

stop forcing him to do programmes if he's already managing not to be a meth head. he will end up meeting crackheads and doing it all over again.

>No programz?
>Deny
Fuck you Chuck

Chucky really hates White men

>You've only been sober for 14 fucking years
>Maybe go hang out with some piece of shit junkies at NA, that might help

>>507607911
Yeah I don't understand that either.

Chucky hates white people

>Chucky sees a chance to fuck over a white man.
Leaps for it.

>>507607758
One of the worst things you can do for a former drug addict is to have them be around other drug addicts.
People still using or who are pieces of shit and will sabotage not only themselves but others.

>>507607911
they want him to relapse because they are kikes

>>507607961
old people are so retarded that they drink every day and think young people should have to go prison and have their lives ruined for doing le different drug

you wanna buy some art of the next prisoner?

You'll never be as chill as this little guy

Is Grace tomboy or lesbian?

She wouldn't look too bad without that dyke haircut

>>507608292
I think that's a different Franklin Jones, the current guy on stream is white.
>tfw no one will ever buy your art

>>507608715
yes

>>507608799
Agreed

>>507608834
they switched franklin and jeremy jones
franklin is next or last

>>507608799

I dunno. I kinda like it.

>I need parole, my life literally hinges on this moment
>better bring my incomprehensible grandpas to ramble

>A passion for food. I like to eat it.

Fucking lol

>>507608799
I had a bad habit of being attracted to dykes
On a rare occasion I was the dirty little secret
She's attractive even with the short hair

>She wants it.
Good luck bro

the entire time i was watching this, i assumed grace was the male prisoner, until she just opened her mouth

I can't stop watching the kid fidget lol.
>Dad, why can't I play roblox on the ipad?

>>507609964
Nice

>Bringing out the photo.
Ooh that's going to be hard for MeeMaw to vote against.

these people are so vengeful
give a man a second chance

>misconscrewed
kinda like the gay panic defense guy

>what class did you like the most?
Waste of time question lmao.

>tell me about the 30X in 2018
>what is the 30X

>well sir theres this thing called ethereum

hes white give him clemency

ONLY 24 YEARS ? holy fuck

>dad
>can we get slurpees on the drive home?

>>507610357
Only black rapists sorry

BIYCN

>>507610943
He didn’t get pardoned.

The only grant for the recent hour or so has been a rapist who couldn't get it up to rape
Grimm

>Sentenced in 1987
Damn.

>I'm a different person now
How?
>I can be a benefit to society
How??

>not the same person i used to be
Ship of Nigseus

Got a wife killer, shiiieeet.

>>507611525

Is MJ still doing his Thriller tour?

>>507611602
Dinner was not ready

>>507611690
We can let him out now, because the Spaceballs Sequel was announced.

>>507611413
kek

>Prison Enterprise
Scotty, beam this nigger back into his cage

>>507590881 (OP)
Bump

Fresh bread
>>507612179
>>507612179
>>507612179

>>507612050
married in children came out in 1987 so theres a good chance he was watching it before he killed his wife