Thread 507591672

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Anonymous (ID: gMm6/3+5) 6/16/2025, 4:12:01 PM No.507591672 >>507592414 >>507593174 >>507593321 >>507593784 >>507594148 >>507594368 >>507594496 >>507594577 >>507595460 >>507595863 >>507598113 >>507598424

Indians just got quantum internet working

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Scamjeets are literally going to steal your credit card using quantum algorithms.

Anonymous (ID: E8OMz/uR)

6/16/2025, 4:19:21 PM No.507592279 >>507592476 >>507593467 >>507594447 >>507594494 >>507595139 >>507598337

Imagine if we won the Quantum race and destroyed RSA 2048.

Not even the bank accounts of OnlyFans whores would be safe from our reach.

Anonymous (ID: kkez9V80)

6/16/2025, 4:20:53 PM No.507592414 >>507592526 >>507593869 >>507595354

>>507591672 (OP)
This sounds like some pseudoscientific babble ChatGPT would output when asked to, desu.

Anonymous (ID: bFW/YlWf)

6/16/2025, 4:21:46 PM No.507592476

>>507592279
like the whores themselves

Anonymous (ID: E8OMz/uR)

6/16/2025, 4:22:27 PM No.507592526 >>507593999 >>507594588 >>507598913

>>507592414
It's just using quantum entanglement to transmit data across 1 km. The only issue is it requires line of sight (hence "free optical space"), so you'll need thousands of towers to be able to use this over long distances.

Anonymous (ID: PyRNfHg3)

6/16/2025, 4:24:54 PM No.507592736 >>507593068 >>507594492 >>507595763

>make quantum computing a thing of reality
>yet still no toilet
Sounds legit. I kneel saars.

Anonymous (ID: /s3QXPAm) 6/16/2025, 4:28:56 PM No.507593068

>>507592736
Yeah, we got rockets before toilets for everyone. Nuclear reactors, nuclear bomb before toilets for everyone. ICBM before toilets for everyone. Truly a bizarre country.

Anonymous (ID: /s3QXPAm) 6/16/2025, 4:30:14 PM No.507593174

>>507591672 (OP)
The fuck does that even mean? If it's IIT-D and DRDO, it's legit. But I don't get it. I'm too stupid. Smart anons?

Anonymous (ID: Jo0WAwQX)

6/16/2025, 4:31:48 PM No.507593321 >>507600059

>>507591672 (OP)
>humanity makes first contact with 4th dimensional entities
Hello saar this is Josh from Microsoft. We have detected the bad virus from your computer

Anonacon (ID: +5sl8q5z)

6/16/2025, 4:33:34 PM No.507593467

>>507592279
>Imagine if we won the Quantum race and destroyed RSA 2048.
>
>Not even the bank accounts of OnlyFans whores would be safe from our reach.
Imagine if every one of you was dead right now. How would that impact the world? It would be much cleaner and everybody would be able to understand each other verbally.

Anonymous (ID: s5bNWsPZ)

6/16/2025, 4:35:28 PM No.507593623

they are just repeating an experiment that has already been done, the claim itself is the scam

Anonymous (ID: MHIEFcmR)

6/16/2025, 4:37:19 PM No.507593784

>>507591672 (OP)
Yawn. We did it over a decade ago and at a longer distance. Don't you have a street to shit on or something?

Anonymous (ID: M5pHwvCK)

6/16/2025, 4:38:21 PM No.507593869

>>507592414
yeah it's all buzzwords

Anonymous (ID: M5pHwvCK)

6/16/2025, 4:39:39 PM No.507593999 >>507594228

>>507592526
so you made a different band irda?

Anonymous (ID: KGZO+Xg+)

6/16/2025, 4:41:09 PM No.507594148

>>507591672 (OP)
>quantum entanglement
>via an optical link

Anonymous (ID: KGZO+Xg+)

6/16/2025, 4:42:02 PM No.507594228

>>507593999
it's literally a high powered tv remote

Anonymous (ID: FqclgKp1)

6/16/2025, 4:43:32 PM No.507594368

>>507591672 (OP)
they couldnt even wifi it?

>snips your cables

LOL

Anonymous (ID: FqclgKp1)

6/16/2025, 4:44:16 PM No.507594447

>>507592279

>snip

Oh fuck theres goes the interwebs

Anonymous (ID: Y+vCK97e)

6/16/2025, 4:44:41 PM No.507594492 >>507594895

>>507592736
Quantum entanglement isn't quantum computing.

Anonymous (ID: BrrptukF)

6/16/2025, 4:44:42 PM No.507594494

>>507592279
You really are a THREAT LEVEL : GOD to civilization (for one punch fans)

Anonymous (ID: B4cIEx0T)

6/16/2025, 4:44:44 PM No.507594496

>>507591672 (OP)
>UBI gets created not for any altruistic reason, but because it's easier to just have every US citizen get funding for whatever they need than to deal with the hassle of Jeets constantly scamming everyone out of their savings.

Anonymous (ID: v5HA8YF9) 6/16/2025, 4:45:33 PM No.507594577

>>507591672 (OP)
>Scamjeets are literally going to steal your credit card

how would that stop safety measures like 3d secure?

Anonymous (ID: FqclgKp1)

6/16/2025, 4:45:46 PM No.507594588

>>507592526

>fun with mirrors and data error correction

lol

Anonymous (ID: KGZO+Xg+)

6/16/2025, 4:48:46 PM No.507594886

indians already invented quantum entanglement. for every smelly paki rapist in islamabad, there's an identical smelly paki rapist in luton, committing exactly the same rapes.

Anonymous (ID: wiCOpjAl)

6/16/2025, 4:48:50 PM No.507594895

>>507594492
Quantum engagement isn't fiber optics jeet

Anonymous (ID: 5atOP3eg)

6/16/2025, 4:51:38 PM No.507595139 >>507597681

>>507592279
>imagining breakthrough in mankind technology
>first thought of usage was stealing bank account

Anonymous (ID: 1sVMnWrX)

6/16/2025, 4:53:43 PM No.507595354

>>507592414
>

These breakthroughs are usually very small scale and unsuable under real world circumstances. But they still count as "scientific breakthroughs". Like you need 1000 mirrors or something and cant have deviation of more than 0.0001 nanoseconds.
Real game comes for somebody to make it usable in real world.

Anonymous (ID: XJuAxxl4)

6/16/2025, 4:54:45 PM No.507595460

>>507591672 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
yeah yeah, you wuz astronaufts, and you wuz quantam pfizists n shit.

Anonymous (ID: UO1tDrl3) 6/16/2025, 4:57:59 PM No.507595763 >>507602208

>>507592736
The jeets would sooner discover FTL space travel than discover how to travel their shit into the sewage systems

Anonymous (ID: xScLLRY7)

6/16/2025, 4:59:01 PM No.507595863

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>>507591672 (OP)
Yes yes...
Just like the poopjeet AI used by amazon cashier-less stores & the poopiejeet AI chatbot that got $500B in MS and other fundince. Since it solved complex problems and wrote code that always glitched or didn't work

Both turned out to be big teams of jeets soing everything manually in a call center

Anonymous (ID: E8OMz/uR)

6/16/2025, 5:17:38 PM No.507597681

>>507595139
>Brits meet Choiense people for the first time
>Their first thought was to scam them out of their gold with drugs

We learned from the best!

Anonymous (ID: o8vwYnj3)

6/16/2025, 5:22:07 PM No.507598113

>>507591672 (OP)
Let's hope all the Indians go back to their glorious high tech utopia.

Anonymous (ID: xOqlCmCu)

6/16/2025, 5:24:34 PM No.507598337

>>507592279
Different kind of quantum retard.

Anonymous (ID: xOqlCmCu)

6/16/2025, 5:25:22 PM No.507598424

>>507591672 (OP)
This has been around for years now.
Look up quantum key distribution.

T. infosec pro

Anonymous (ID: exKOg+zJ)

6/16/2025, 5:30:02 PM No.507598913

>>507592526
poo for thought: enshittification wasnt a word until pajeets were allowed to flood tech jobs.

Anonymous (ID: EVvqTlMs) 6/16/2025, 5:41:30 PM No.507600059

>>507593321
4th dimensional entities : What do you seek?

Pajeets : show bob and vagene sirs

Anonymous (ID: 0wOkjdxB)

6/16/2025, 6:02:06 PM No.507602208 >>507602994

>>507595763
we'll get rid of trash by creating wormholes and transporting them to another part of the universe

Anonymous (ID: BRtWFWwi) 6/16/2025, 6:09:18 PM No.507602994

>>507602208
even in that fantasy scenario you polute other places and say not my problem