Indians just got quantum internet working - /pol/ (#507591672) [Archived: 1034 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: gMm6/3+5
6/16/2025, 4:12:01 PM No.507591672
Screenshot_2025-06-16-19-40-50-59_0b2fce7a16bf2b728d6ffa28c8d60efb
Scamjeets are literally going to steal your credit card using quantum algorithms.
Replies: >>507592414 >>507593174 >>507593321 >>507593784 >>507594148 >>507594368 >>507594496 >>507594577 >>507595460 >>507595863 >>507598113 >>507598424
Anonymous ID: E8OMz/uRIndia
6/16/2025, 4:19:21 PM No.507592279
Imagine if we won the Quantum race and destroyed RSA 2048.

Not even the bank accounts of OnlyFans whores would be safe from our reach.
Replies: >>507592476 >>507593467 >>507594447 >>507594494 >>507595139 >>507598337
Anonymous ID: kkez9V80Russian Federation
6/16/2025, 4:20:53 PM No.507592414
>>507591672 (OP)
This sounds like some pseudoscientific babble ChatGPT would output when asked to, desu.
Replies: >>507592526 >>507593869 >>507595354
Anonymous ID: bFW/YlWfAustralia
6/16/2025, 4:21:46 PM No.507592476
>>507592279
like the whores themselves
Anonymous ID: E8OMz/uRIndia
6/16/2025, 4:22:27 PM No.507592526
>>507592414
It's just using quantum entanglement to transmit data across 1 km. The only issue is it requires line of sight (hence "free optical space"), so you'll need thousands of towers to be able to use this over long distances.
Replies: >>507593999 >>507594588 >>507598913
Anonymous ID: PyRNfHg3Denmark
6/16/2025, 4:24:54 PM No.507592736
>make quantum computing a thing of reality
>yet still no toilet
Sounds legit. I kneel saars.
Replies: >>507593068 >>507594492 >>507595763
Anonymous ID: /s3QXPAm
6/16/2025, 4:28:56 PM No.507593068
>>507592736
Yeah, we got rockets before toilets for everyone. Nuclear reactors, nuclear bomb before toilets for everyone. ICBM before toilets for everyone. Truly a bizarre country.
Anonymous ID: /s3QXPAm
6/16/2025, 4:30:14 PM No.507593174
>>507591672 (OP)
The fuck does that even mean? If it's IIT-D and DRDO, it's legit. But I don't get it. I'm too stupid. Smart anons?
Anonymous ID: Jo0WAwQXUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:31:48 PM No.507593321
>>507591672 (OP)
>humanity makes first contact with 4th dimensional entities
Hello saar this is Josh from Microsoft. We have detected the bad virus from your computer
Replies: >>507600059
Anonacon ID: +5sl8q5zCanada
6/16/2025, 4:33:34 PM No.507593467
>>507592279
>Imagine if we won the Quantum race and destroyed RSA 2048.
>
>Not even the bank accounts of OnlyFans whores would be safe from our reach.
Imagine if every one of you was dead right now. How would that impact the world? It would be much cleaner and everybody would be able to understand each other verbally.
Anonymous ID: s5bNWsPZUnited Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:35:28 PM No.507593623
they are just repeating an experiment that has already been done, the claim itself is the scam
Anonymous ID: MHIEFcmRUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:37:19 PM No.507593784
>>507591672 (OP)
Yawn. We did it over a decade ago and at a longer distance. Don't you have a street to shit on or something?
Anonymous ID: M5pHwvCKPoland
6/16/2025, 4:38:21 PM No.507593869
>>507592414
yeah it's all buzzwords
Anonymous ID: M5pHwvCKPoland
6/16/2025, 4:39:39 PM No.507593999
>>507592526
so you made a different band irda?
Replies: >>507594228
Anonymous ID: KGZO+Xg+United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:41:09 PM No.507594148
>>507591672 (OP)
>quantum entanglement
>via an optical link
Anonymous ID: KGZO+Xg+United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:42:02 PM No.507594228
>>507593999
it's literally a high powered tv remote
Anonymous ID: FqclgKp1United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:43:32 PM No.507594368
>>507591672 (OP)
they couldnt even wifi it?

>snips your cables

LOL
Anonymous ID: FqclgKp1United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:44:16 PM No.507594447
>>507592279

>snip

Oh fuck theres goes the interwebs
Anonymous ID: Y+vCK97eUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:44:41 PM No.507594492
>>507592736
Quantum entanglement isn't quantum computing.
Replies: >>507594895
Anonymous ID: BrrptukFRomania
6/16/2025, 4:44:42 PM No.507594494
>>507592279
You really are a THREAT LEVEL : GOD to civilization (for one punch fans)
Anonymous ID: B4cIEx0TUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:44:44 PM No.507594496
>>507591672 (OP)
>UBI gets created not for any altruistic reason, but because it's easier to just have every US citizen get funding for whatever they need than to deal with the hassle of Jeets constantly scamming everyone out of their savings.
Anonymous ID: v5HA8YF9
6/16/2025, 4:45:33 PM No.507594577
>>507591672 (OP)
>Scamjeets are literally going to steal your credit card

how would that stop safety measures like 3d secure?
Anonymous ID: FqclgKp1United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:45:46 PM No.507594588
>>507592526


>fun with mirrors and data error correction

lol
Anonymous ID: KGZO+Xg+United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:48:46 PM No.507594886
indians already invented quantum entanglement. for every smelly paki rapist in islamabad, there's an identical smelly paki rapist in luton, committing exactly the same rapes.
Anonymous ID: wiCOpjAlNew Zealand
6/16/2025, 4:48:50 PM No.507594895
>>507594492
Quantum engagement isn't fiber optics jeet
Anonymous ID: 5atOP3egMalaysia
6/16/2025, 4:51:38 PM No.507595139
>>507592279
>imagining breakthrough in mankind technology
>first thought of usage was stealing bank account
Replies: >>507597681
Anonymous ID: 1sVMnWrXSwitzerland
6/16/2025, 4:53:43 PM No.507595354
>>507592414
>

These breakthroughs are usually very small scale and unsuable under real world circumstances. But they still count as "scientific breakthroughs". Like you need 1000 mirrors or something and cant have deviation of more than 0.0001 nanoseconds.
Real game comes for somebody to make it usable in real world.
Anonymous ID: XJuAxxl4Chile
6/16/2025, 4:54:45 PM No.507595460
>>507591672 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
yeah yeah, you wuz astronaufts, and you wuz quantam pfizists n shit.
Anonymous ID: UO1tDrl3
6/16/2025, 4:57:59 PM No.507595763
>>507592736
The jeets would sooner discover FTL space travel than discover how to travel their shit into the sewage systems
Replies: >>507602208
Anonymous ID: xScLLRY7United States
6/16/2025, 4:59:01 PM No.507595863
1731913908584699_thumb.jpg
1731913908584699_thumb.jpg
md5: 63dbef46b558a51e44832fefb903c669🔍
>>507591672 (OP)
Yes yes...
Just like the poopjeet AI used by amazon cashier-less stores & the poopiejeet AI chatbot that got $500B in MS and other fundince. Since it solved complex problems and wrote code that always glitched or didn't work

Both turned out to be big teams of jeets soing everything manually in a call center
Anonymous ID: E8OMz/uRIndia
6/16/2025, 5:17:38 PM No.507597681
>>507595139
>Brits meet Choiense people for the first time
>Their first thought was to scam them out of their gold with drugs

We learned from the best!
Anonymous ID: o8vwYnj3Germany
6/16/2025, 5:22:07 PM No.507598113
>>507591672 (OP)
Let's hope all the Indians go back to their glorious high tech utopia.
Anonymous ID: xOqlCmCuUnited States
6/16/2025, 5:24:34 PM No.507598337
>>507592279
Different kind of quantum retard.
Anonymous ID: xOqlCmCuUnited States
6/16/2025, 5:25:22 PM No.507598424
>>507591672 (OP)
This has been around for years now.
Look up quantum key distribution.

T. infosec pro
Anonymous ID: exKOg+zJUnited States
6/16/2025, 5:30:02 PM No.507598913
>>507592526
poo for thought: enshittification wasnt a word until pajeets were allowed to flood tech jobs.
Anonymous ID: EVvqTlMs
6/16/2025, 5:41:30 PM No.507600059
>>507593321
4th dimensional entities : What do you seek?

Pajeets : show bob and vagene sirs
Anonymous ID: 0wOkjdxBIndia
6/16/2025, 6:02:06 PM No.507602208
>>507595763
we'll get rid of trash by creating wormholes and transporting them to another part of the universe
Replies: >>507602994
Anonymous ID: BRtWFWwi
6/16/2025, 6:09:18 PM No.507602994
>>507602208
even in that fantasy scenario you polute other places and say not my problem