who was in the wrong here

I kneel before Xi

>>507603317
Similar to African parades

>>507603315 (OP)
Americans for not nuking iraq

>>507603317
Chang dropping the tnvke

>>507603319
deez nuts comrad blyat

>>507603315 (OP)
sad

>>507603315 (OP)

>>507603324
>0:05
unironically looks like me and friends in gradeschool walking to the principal's office

>>507603317
lmao imagine being the most war mongering country in the world, with the most advanced army, and still end up getting lectured by zhang for the shitty parade you put on

I start to wonder if Russian army was considered 2nd strongest in the world before Ukraine, maybe US is shit at real war too

>>507603327
Holy cope, spidoraha

>>507603315 (OP)
and yet the ones on the right could wipe the floor with the ones on the left without even breaking a sweat

>>507603327
we cant know for sure with the drone warfare

>>507603328
are you.............TRIGGERED???????????

>>507603318
>>507603320
>>507603326

>>507603329
kek cope

nnnnmnyyyyyeeeeeewwwwww vvvvrrrroooooommmmm pewpewpew

>>507603334
LOL

>>507603334
Chinah numbah oahn

>>507603334
brutal

>>507603315 (OP)
america actually uses its army to kill people instead of flashy walks

>>507603315 (OP)
america showing why they have never won a 1 v 1 war in its lifetime

>imagine losing to half of a small weak country when you have the stronger half on your side

LOL LMAO EVEN

>>507603339
>america showing why they have never won a 1 v 1 war in its lifetime
Not true, they won their Civil War but that one resulted in 800k dead Americans so basically it was a victory for the entire world

>>507603334
ufff...... china won

>>507603338
The whole point of a military parade is that it's a show and a flashy walk, if you can't do it properly don't do it.

For me?
It's gotta be Rwanda, the Israel of Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrofjCFl3VA

>>507603323
Guys if you can't march in step just don't do it. I'm pretty sure even in the US they do that in boot camps.

>>507603332
>>507603324
Why did they have multiple dudes walking around carrying drones?

>>507603345
The army ordered several drones.

>>507603317
this is drones in the US
meanwhile this is drones in China

>>507603347
fake

>>507603344
in the US they have color guards that do this for ceremonies . i dunno why they didnt use it here for the Drumpf parade

>>507603348
sue thing bro. in drone tech, nobody comes close to China and that both in manufacturing and deployment.

>>507603350
How many drones died of covid
Under 9000!

>>507603323
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507603323
trump is an expert at making americans look stupid

>look strong when you are weak, look weak when you are strong

>>507603354

Leftists in my country will post propaganda inferring the weakness of our military and increasing the chances of WW3 to own the reps

>>507603317
>>507603323
>>507603324
>>507603332
Krasnov, where did the money go Krasnov?!

>>507603315 (OP)
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>507603356
or they simply dont want the US to spend $$$ on the industrial military complex and use it on their own american citizens'

>>507603359
the industrial military complex is staffed by american citizens

>>507603359
So they post about how shitty it is to make it look like we need to spend more to protect our basic sovereignty, and also project weakness to the world increasing our need to show off to mitigate conflict?

>>507603323
>>507603332
The US is cooked lmao

Didn't Trump promise he'd make the world respect America again

>>507603350
It's so fucking over. Imagine a swarm of humming bird sized drones chasing after you to murder you in the future

>>507603361
Agree with you but this embarrassment of a parade was not the fault of leftists

>>507603361
>and also project weakness to the world
Leftists do this in every Western country they think it's virtuous or something

>>507603365
Unless the people in charge of the parade want to make it look bad.

>>507603367
Not impossible to dab on Trump. But he hasn't complained about the parade, right? Maybe he's in a bad position since saying that the parade was a failure would make him look even dumber

>>507603339
The only 1 on 1 war they ever won was against mexico, who in 200 years has never won a single war.

>>507603361
You could just not hold a shitty vanity parade instead. Like we didn't have to have this happen, it's entirely an unforced error. If we didn't make fun of it what we do? Pretend it was actually impressive? What good does that do anyone?
>Oh no everyone is laughing at our shitty low energy parade what do I do
>Let's all cover our eyes and pretend it was the best parade ever and everything is perfect and great and ...
such a great plan. maybe even the best plan.

>>507603315 (OP)
honestly, who still gives a fuck about marching in the age of drones and ballistic missiles?
it can be a neat show but ill take 500 billions sank into lockheed martin than a choreographed parade

>>507603327
We toppled Sadam in 1 month you are in year 3 of trying to conquer your poorer smaller neighbor

>>507603347
buddy that's china
not sure if bait

>>507603364
>in the future
just go to oinkraina

>>507603372
>We toppled Sadam
Stopped from what ?

>>211796896
"stopped from X" is not English ?

>>507603367
Idk from my perspective it certainly seems like the people in the military hierarchy wanted that

>>507603370
Or don't draw attention to it more than necessary

>>507603376
Your question has nothing to do with my post you cock sucker

>>507603376
toppling means overthrowing a government
that being said the burger probably only speaks burger so he should show some respect to ESL chads

Will Trump fire anyone for taking a giant shit on him?

>>507603379
>>507603380
Oh my bad I'm too far from the screen I read "stopped".

>>507603381
No because >>507603368

It's mind-boggling how people fail to grasp that this is an intentional move. They prioritize individualism over a collectivist society, like China.

>You can move at your own pace
>You can look wherever you want
>You matter as an individual, standing above the collective

I always wonder how stupid the average person is when you have to explain the most basic things to them, and they dismiss it as a conspiracy theory. Do you really think the U.S.-trained military is incapable of marching in a straight line and maintaining their pace? This is an example of modern virtue signaling. "Do whatever you want" was probably their response, given that left-wing extremists are outraged at us and we don’t want to trigger them by displaying solidarity and unity

>>507603384
Sounds like mega cope

>>507603385
Yes, it's all fake and a conspiracy theory. Nothing is real. The human race didn't evolve. We didn't progress from picrel to launching rockets into space. You are the epitome of intelligence

>>507603378
Why don't you just not be such fuckups instead of asking everybody else to pretend you aren't such fuckups? The parade was dumb as hell, soldiers weren't interested in it, it was a pointless vanity effort for trump and it backfired. Ever heard of personal responsibility? Taking accountability for your actions? Take responsibility for the fuckup it's beyond pathetic to whine that other people are pointing out the fuckup is a fuckup.

>>507603384
>It's mind-boggling how people fail to grasp that this is an intentional move
Literally anything to believe what you see isn't what you see. Conspiracy thinking has ruined people.

>>507603387
I get foreigners talking about it, just think it's dumb for our own people to meme about it.

>>507603388
>Americans shouldn't criticize the goverments fuck ups
you need to back

>>507603388
Only libtard traitors act like it was a huge national embarrassment in a time where the US should project force and unison.

>>507603338
being militarily isolationist power is more cool than running away from afghanistan

>>507603384
A military parade is not the place for individualism, nor is the military. This level of coping is unhealthy. I can nearly believe the US military not caring about their troop being in perfect lockstep but if it was a showing of freedumb and individualim you'd think they broadcast it clearly on a big flag since it's not like they believe the average citizen is a master at reading subtext.

>>507603323
Is Trump aware that this means the army wants him dead?

>>507603389
I feel like you're trying to shift what I said to another topic where you feel more in the right while avoiding saying it's actually smart to meme about how pathetic our military is because then you would be in a conversation where you would feel in the wrong.

>>507603392
Mutts undermine themselves

>>507603392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jGYcfZnIHc

>>507603388
>elect oafish retard sex offender that hates the military and actively works to destroy America's image, alliances, and international influence
>"nooooo stop tweeting mean things, the chinese will heckin attack us"
imagine being so out of copes that you're reduced to this fucking nonsense

>>507603323
>>507603332
>Go Woke, Go Broke
damn, the DEI has really fucked the US inside out

>>507603384
is this ragebait? cant tell

>>507603315 (OP)
So fucking embarrassing lmao

>>507603315 (OP)
they need David Goggins

>>507603401
need david goggins to cope wagecuckism

>>507603315 (OP)
>>507603323
>>507603332
well, it seems like DEI touches the US Army where synchronized formation is too masculine and must be removed from standard practice

>>507603397
The greentext 2nd part, yeah. Also a lot of other countries will be even more aggressive than they already are the weaker and more spread out we appear. Also it will be easier to convince countries' populations they can hold out the weaker we look. US perceived supremacy is the lowest its been in almost a hundred years and that is why everyone is pushing claims all over the world. South American countries were even trying to push claims so we had to park ships off their coasts.

>>507603400
Mutts are shameless

>>507603399
Your mothers cunt is ragebait, redditasstranny

>>507603406
Bloody

>>507603406
KEEEK muh individualism

>>507603350
kek'd, you can even see the smog in the atmosphere, how polluted they can be

>>507603371
It's a shorthand for proper training and discipline. If your men can't even march, you best believe they'll flake the moment bombs start falling.

>>507603315 (OP)
One of these has combat experience and they other only has marching experience

>>507603393
This is the standard army march lol, the only time the army ever marches in step is boot camp

>>507603410
but what if American soldiers spend 1000 hours in tactical wargames, shooting practice and physical conditioning while the chinese spend 1000 hours practicing marching?
This means nothing

Hold off guys theyre INNOVATING this is Way more scary then disciplined soilders. No one laugh pls

>>507603323
>>507603324
Those are special ops, if you think they are spending any amount of time on marching you're absolutely clueless to who those people are

>>507603334
https://youtu.be/UgVH7u3j-mg?si=2W0QyYG3Fd5YJrDg

why not just accepting that they cant march instead of discredit china
looks funny from outside

>>Those are special ops, if you think they are spending any amount of time on marching you're absolutely clueless to who those people are

>>507603350
those drones are useless in any military application
a civilian with a home made jammer can take out that entire swarm

The world's strongest military doesn't need to march to show its strength. It doesn't need to "act" or "look" strong because it knows its the strongest, and most importantly, its enemies know USA is the strongest.

Only the strongest has the privilege to not care about appearances, just like how the strongest kid in the school doesn't have to posture or do much to get things done. Or, like how very handsome men still get compliments about his looks even if he's not trying too hard with clothes.

Anyway what a shitty and embarrassing march holy shit.

>>507603415
Yeah the special needs brigade

>>507603413
>Implying
You don't practice 1000hrs of marching, bit not knowing how to march is a clear sign you haven't practiced much beyond being a meathead and getting free coffees from Starbucks.

>>507603422
Sounds like the job for me

>>507603422
>You don't practice 1000hrs of marching
Unless chinese service time is less than 4 months, the people in the video definitely have multiple thousands of hours of marching practice lol

>>507603315 (OP)
>>507603323

same energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiX9oBftvaU&t=1s

>>507603316
Stop sending /bant here

>>507603419
youre so fucking retarded close this browser and never come back here

>>507603323
It would genuinely have been better if they didn't even attempt to march and just walked like they were out for a casual stroll, this is plain embarrassing.

>>507604680
Thats what they do, they're just told to hold pace and walk like they normally do. This is common practice outside of boot camp

>>507604415
Not an argument
cope and seethe chink

>>507603315 (OP)
making the military do something effectively just theater kid-like is not something I consider worthwhile.

It’s okay, war has nothing to do with real estate so it’s not our real strength

>>507603415
YOU ONLY NEED 2 WEEKS OF TRAINING IN BOOT CAMP TO MASTER DRILL/MARCHING
IT'S LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING TO DO THAT'S WHY THE MILITARY STARTS WITH TEACHING HOW TO MARCH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRACTICE IT EVER AGAIN IT SHOULD COME FROM MUSCLE MEMORY AFTER THE FIRST WEEK OR SO IT'S NOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRDD!!!!!!

>appear weak when you are strong

People are failing the white test super hard.

>>507603347
That was fake. There is video of people trying to film it from nearby roof tops while the show was being broadcast and there was nothing there. It was CGI.

>>507606244
Nobody with two brain cells to rub together is going to think that a shit parade means the US military isn't incredibly powerful, it just looks really silly and by extension makes image-obsessed Trump a laughing stock as well because as far as I'm aware the parade was basically his idea. Nobody was going to expect something like the hyper autistic Chinese parades where the soldiers involved do literally nothing but practice marching all day every day, but a little bit of discipline and drill goes a long way. Plus it's good for the soldiers' morale as well, I don't know about other countries but in Bongland at least the soldiers involved in big fancy parades generally take pride in a job well done.

>>507603315 (OP)
looks a bit like those "realistic sound music videos" from 20 years ago.
i can hear the kazoo playing in the second one

>>507603317
I have a feeling hat without nukes, the US would be nothing.

>>507605419
It's also incredibly pointless in 2025 uneless you belong to a tribe of bugmen willing to zerg rush cities with goose stepping gooks.

>>507603353
they don't need trump for that and you know it

>>507603323
>the donald knows israel is planning to terrorist attack iran
>that they'll want to draw America into it
>plans the weakest parade he can envisage to make America seem clumsy again
>now no one expects the US to join in any wars
5d chest

>>507603340
haha
let's just hope Trump leaves israel to be bombed flat

>>507603424
>ohnonono
>ChatGPT
smartest mutt in US

>>507603354
doesn't always work.
i've looked harmless my whole life despite being twice as strong, even in primary school, and I've had a shit time.
an anon on here said good men too infrequently use their strength when they really should.
america should have had the biggest thing on earth, and then marched on Mexico to wipe it out

>>507605419
>>507608971
>not understanding group mindset
>not understanding that your commands must be clear and concise
>not understanding instant obedience to orders
the US army sucks because they suck at drill. It takes 3 months training as a unit to get really good at basic drill

>>507603372
after a decade of radiation poisoning and mass starvation via keeping them under siege.
why do you think there was a second war in the first place, ten year after the first?

>>507609977
>i've looked harmless my whole life despite being twice as strong

>>507609987
IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 2 WEEKS AT MOST, I GOT DRILL/MARCH TRAINING FOR 2 WEEKS 6 (SIX) YEARS AGO AND COULD MARCH BETTER THAN ANY OF THE AMERICANS IN THAT PARADE WITHOUT ANY EXTRA TRAINING TODAY
MARCHING/DRILL IS EEEAAASYYYYY!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT HAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>507610361
apart from I'm not larping
>GPT YD

>>507603315 (OP)
notice that the changs are all nearly identical in height and thus leg length