Thread 507605464

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Nothing new under the Sun

>>507605464 (OP)
They're intelligent enough to know that we're living in a clown world, so they're just playing along.

>>507605464 (OP)
They are the Jews of the sea.
>Oy very, I'm a salmon too

>>507605464 (OP)
>master hunters using a variety of tactics
>different pods have their own fucking dialects and teaching methods, basically their own cultures
If they make it far enough, will they be able to build an underwater civilization?

>>507606148
>salmon uuuh shalom fellow jews i too have a tiny hat, the ocean is safe come and take a swim

Sharks cant swim upside down or they will pass out orcas know this and sometimes grab a shark and flip it over so it passes out. Orcas are the bullies of the sea.

>>507605464 (OP)
Very fashionable, must be one of the orca cultures.

>>507606940
alpha as fuck

>>507606940
Orcas once walked the land and were bullied out of the fresh marshes back into the sea

>>507606148
>sharks being “predators” is a far-harbour conspiracy theory. my best friend is a shark!

>>507605870
They are trying to warn us about the tiny hat tribe

I had a dream about kayaking and meeting one who slid his hat to me to try on, ive honestly never felt so happy

>>507605464 (OP)
based

>>507606706
Lack of hands or something equivalent is really the only thing holding back orcas

My theory is they have some form of religion and this is some kind of ritual.

>>507605464 (OP)
Orca shit

Norpa better

Orcas are smart as fuck. They might be the smartest animals after humans, even more so than great apes.

>>507605464 (OP)
they’re making fun of the tiny hat tribe

>>507606940
THE FUCK LIL JAWSIE GON DO?

>>507605464 (OP)
some orca wears a dead salmon on their head you call them genius but when I do it i get called a freak

>>507605870
>>507605464 (OP)
clearly the nazis use some golem technology to control these creatures

>>507607666
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>>>507606706
>Lack of hands or something equivalent is really the only thing holding back orcas
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checked

>>507605464 (OP)
They are the niggers of the ocean, 2 or 3 will gang up on a great white, kill it and then only eat his liver and discard the rest.

>>507608279
sounds like something the jews would do to white babies

>>507605464 (OP)
80s nostalgia has got to the orcas now too.

>>507605464 (OP)
its the trout hat ya gotta worry about

>>507608342
Call their body parts phimosis?

>>507606706
No, they act with the tribal mindset. That prevents any type of advanced civilization in lieu of a more ruthless survival assured collective of hunting and gathering. They refuse to advance because of bloodlust and cruelty.

>>507608161
because you got it backwards.

>>507608688
Sounds like Plains Natives to be quite honest.

>>507605464 (OP)
>orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again
it appear to be a self-defense mechanism
orcas are trying to bypass as israel residents to avoid being nuked.
>based orcas.

>>507607267
The weakest mammal ends up being the most chad lifeform in the ocean. Mammalbros, feels good to be this based.

>>507606706
They'd need to evolve a means of reliably interacting with the environment like flippers that somehow allowed for grasping to some extent.

>>507605464 (OP)
I bet an orca finally threw out his dead salmon hat last year and feels like a total idiot right now.

>>507605464 (OP)
Orca's are fucking assholes, always fucking with white sharks. Remeber "killer whale" is a code word for "black killer whale" anti white shark Propaganda and they always run around in packs like assholes, they can't even 1v1 always gotta be in a "pod" fucking losers. Also black killer whales kill more people then white sharks so remeber that next time you see the orca propaganda called jaws.

>>507606706
>no hands/fingers
>no fire
Can't do it, Sal.

>>507609768
>cringe
not funny

>>507606940
Orcas are based, sea puppers that doesn't hurt humans, at least never leave evidence.

>>507609835
Fucking orca lover

They are saluting Richard "Beebo" "Sky King" Russell .

>>507607612
We should make them some.

>>507608279
And then something eats the rest of it. What the fuck ever.

>>507609768
>Also black killer whales kill more people then white sharks
...

>>507610111
Checked & RIP

>>507610392
per capita

>>507605464 (OP)
What a silly trend.

>>507605464 (OP)
>Orca's wearing salmon hats
they use them as bait

>>507609768
this
dig deep enough and you will see the (((bottlenose dolphins))) are behind the shitskin invasion of great white shark territory and all the wars in the middle-atlantic

orcas are based

>>507610588
>per capita
please, more sharks are eaten every day than humans in a year. it's a food chain issue. crybabies

>>507609813
>>no hands/fingers
For now.
>>no fire
Thermal vents

>>507606706
>will they be able to build an underwater civilization?
I've come to conclusion that underwater civilizations are next to impossible or at very least hard capped, pollution is simply uncontrollable, its impossible to make fire the usual way, electrical devices, chemical, industrial processes are all extra stupid difficult

>>507605464 (OP)
shit like this is why sharks are c00ler

Wasn't there a species of big ass dolphins that live in large pods that orcas are really scared of?
Apparently mimicking their clicks cause orca pods to get the fuck away even if they're feeding

>>507611261
They always knew it was about eating the humans

>>507606706
They would need tools for structures but since they lack the anatomy for it they sadly wont be able

>>507605464 (OP)
>just felt like doing it

>>507607267
>>507609007
"evolution" = zion/globalist propaganda brainrot

>>507606940
And then they eat the shark's lives and leave the rest

>>507607267
More like OrcaChads evolved legs, lived on land for a few millions years, bullied as many critters as possible, then evolved to love in the water to bully even more.

>>507605464 (OP)
Bitches love salmon.

>>507606914
Kosher diet, eh?

>>507610698
indubitably

>>507606706
they already have one. they just dont have industry.

i dont think it will last. it just screams like some nostalgic trend that will die out soon. at one point they will realize how silly they look and find it cringe

>>507605464 (OP)
best hydrodynamic position for a reusable bait...swim a while, lets drop and sink and look for retarded victims

>>507611102
That's still all just from our perspective, though.

>>507606940
orcas are truly the assholes of the ocean, but
sperm whale > orca when it comes to king

>pic sorta blubber related

>>507605870
>They're intelligent enough to know that we're living in a clown world, so they're just playing along.
Bottom line: This planet is Bozrah, not Earth. Read this post...

https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856
============================
This planet is not Earth. It is Bozrah.

Earth is another planet about 75,000 light years from here, whereas this planet is merely an impostor planet that calls itself "Earth." Big difference. And trust me, I know how to count to 10 seconds, ACCURATELY. What used to be 10.00 seconds (for me) is now a whopping 15.00 seconds! If you don't believe me, see Matthew 24:22 and Revelation 8:12. For the natives, though, the speed of time here has always been the same.

If you are a Bozrah native, you are in serious trouble. The people of this planet must acknowledge that Bozrah is not Earth and that Jesus is coming to destroy it. Otherwise, don't expect God to save you.
============================

Note: The event in which Jesus destroys this planet is called "the day of vengeance." There is no 7-year Tribulation here.

>>507606706
I feel like the ocean is a much more stable habitat to sustain life that's evolved to live there than land. They don't need shelters because they have blubber, there's no environmental risk of exposure because temperatures and conditions don't fluctuate extremely like on land. Movement is easier because the of the lessened effects of gravity and nonexistent wind. Communication is easier because sound travels farther in water and they have advanced echolocation abilities. They don't have any natural predators. The only technology they would benefit from would be related to food, but fish are relatively abundant, and they've already shown to have used group hunting tactics which is where their cognitive development will probably be utilized to whatever degree it is. If they ever develop a "civilization" it will be pronounced in their social behavior more than in technological development (also they don't have hands or fine motor skills)

>>507606148
it's all coming together

>>507605464 (OP)
Someone needs to tie a salmon to their own head and go diving with a group of orcas to see what happens

Lookin’ For That Orca (Beebo’s Song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gFaVJLJGog

>>507610698
I know right?

But its ok when PBS does it

Retards it is because food is scarce so they are storing food.

>>507611895
or a flood forced them to mate and eat in sea water

>>507607823
If those fuckers had opposable thumbs... I honestly don't know why they treat humans so well. Even when they sank a boat, they left the people alone once they were in the water.

>>507605464 (OP)
they trying to hide they bald

>>507608688
It's that way in current society. You will live in the pod.

>>507608688
>seaborn creatures
>tribes
nigga the only reason we have tribes is because i cant just swim away
tribalism is a form of people (property) management
cant manage floaters

>>507605464 (OP)
>for 37 years
Any picture of them 37 years ago with a dead salmon corpse hat?

>>507614916
wait a sec, where's the cornucopia?

>>507605464 (OP)
>Orcas wearing tiny salmon hats
They're the jews of the oceans
TOD
Total
Orca
Death

>>507615303
kek

>>507615574
No

>>507609768
Great white fins typed this.

>>507615722
Begone shill

>>507605464 (OP)
>redpill me on Orca's wearing salmon hats
>>507605870
>They're intelligent enough to know that we're living in a clown world
>>507606148
>They are the Jews of the sea.

>>507615722
t-the what?

/pol/ is a beluga board but orcas are based

>>507613244
How about we teach orcas how to farm fish.

>>507613875
Keklmao

>>507605464 (OP)
>>507606148
>>507606914
>wearing a kipper

>>507615193
"Eating land things bring disaster and death."
We're like porks to their Islam.

>>507615193
>I honestly don't know why they treat humans so well
Likely because they realized humans aren't worth the danger of being aggressive towards

>>507606706
they have already built multiple underwater civilizations far more advanced than white civs on ground
we just haven’t found them because those depths are near impossible for us to ever reach

>>507618024
40 keks

>>507618594
>>507618854
The media is covering it up, but at least two orca pods living near the straight of Gibraltar, have been feeding on the crossing migrants. The media won't admit that they're eating migrants. But there's multiple news stories about them attacking yachts and boats in the area and overall acting aggressive towards humans within past 5- 10 years. This is dude to their their main food source being overfished in the area, and they're basically starving. Migrants, go missing, and no one cares or goes looking for them. Everyone in the area knows what's going on but its being covered up.

>>507612844
>Orca wears a salmon on its head here's how that's proof we're living on a totally different planet that Jesus is coming to nuke
Now this is schizo posting

>>507605870
>Small silly hat
> Lox

They're naming the Jew

>>507610139
This. This is what science should be about.

>>507606148
Hello fellow salmon

>>507605464 (OP)
These are higher order beings that are trying to tell us something about salmons

Are salmon in the ocean?

>>507620586
They live most of their life in the ocean, they just spawn in rivers

Orcas are fucked in the head. There is one pod which captures baby seals at the shoreline, takes them out to sea and then plays a game where they throw them high up into the air over and over until they die...then they usually just keep playing with the corpse for a while longer.

The only thing that stops an orca is pilot whales. For whatever reason orcas don't fuck with them if they can help it and you can keep orcas from fucking with you if you play records of pilot-whale noises underwater.

>>507615896
no u

>>507621147

7/10

Not enough Saddam.

>>507606940
Orcas even hunt blue whales by grabbing its fins so it can't swim away and sitting on its blowhole until it drowns. Something like a quarter of blue whales have orca bite marks on their fins, meaning one that they do this a lot, and two that it usually doesn't work so they probably only do it because they think it's funny.

>>507615193
they probably just thin we are retarded fish or something so they feel bad and leave us alone after flipping over our dumb metal fish for shits and giggles

>>507608149

If u shark u food 2 me

Killer whales are GIANT DOLPHINS.

It’s aKILLER DOLPHIN. They are not whales.

>>507617961
I get the feeling the dog is aware (fooled?) too like the cat, but he doesnt fucking care either way.

>>507605464 (OP)
It's just another fashion but it's one of the best.
Be worried when they start showing up with salmon woven into a wreath.

>>507605464 (OP)
it's how they hunt

>>507611261
rachel mcadams is my wife

>>507605464 (OP)
>scroll all the way down
>no soldier tf2 in sight
Dead website

>>507611412
long-finned pilot whale (Globicephala melas)

these are the true rulers of the sea, but they don't bully other species, they team up with them, such as dolphins. they swim in massive pods too

>>507619673
Gotta pump up those numbers. They've learned that these particular humans are no threat, tasty, readily available and they don't catch AIDS, unlike the Italian women on the other end of that journey.

>>507606706
not if they let narwhals do their banking

>>507605464 (OP)
Maneaters have been known to use bait since the time of Harold Bjorkson

>>507605464 (OP)
We could've taught Orcas to speak English and welcomed them into our society but instead we decided to train those hairless tongue-clicking apes.

>>507626009
or maybe the game is oder than the zooms posting here. my steam account is I know that.

>>507627251
>Harold Bjorkson
imagine every road is grated and water flows underneath so the orcas can move freely around the city. Instead we got kike child predators running out countries and fentynal.

>>507607612
doesnt mean it cant develop something akin to that, tentacles or whatever. webbed claws.

>>507605464 (OP)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2023/07/08/why-killer-whales-attack-boats/70364629007/

>>507627601
they could just partner with us like dogs.

>>507606148
No, this is the salmon hat of revenge. Orcas are anti Jew.

>>507610139
>give orcas hands
>they IMMEDIATELY start punching niggers in boats

>>507605464 (OP)
>whale memes
I guess shit is cyclical for them too.

>>507619716
That's a bot you moron

>>507605464 (OP)
They do this to lure in birds, which they've acquired a taste for. It's bait.

>1pbtid
who are the dumbasses bumping dumbass threads like this? is it just all pajeets supporting each other's shill scams?

>>507605464 (OP)
>Notwithstanding, lest we should offend them, go thou to the sea, and cast an hook, and take up the fish that first cometh up; and when thou hast opened his mouth, thou shalt find a piece of money: that take, and give unto them for me and thee.
time for america to pay tribute to its lords

>>507629649
If a bird overlooks the 6 ton killer whale it deserves getting eaten.

>>507605464 (OP)
Orcas like to confuse humans for their amusement.

>>507616538
>acts like a nigger
>whites embrace it
typical

>>507621147
where's the entrance to hyperborea

>>507612844
This is the kind of shit I like to see. A random twitter post and some random schizformation.

>>507632029
so its the orcas creating trannies?
i knew it

>>507629778
Yes. All the posts in this thread are me.

>>507605464 (OP)
Ever notice whales in captivity have a limp fin? Always makes me sad.

>>507619673
Yup. This is how you know this place is full of bots and shills, and the few real people are newfags. Based orcas was a big meme here.

>>507613244
You don't want to attach any sort of logic you have about your own existence to orcas, nor any sea creature. They exist in a completely different world where your environment constantly talks to you. Magnetic frequencies of earth constantly speaking. Imagine if what you heard create an image along with your eyes. Then it is all plotted by yoir body's reaction to the pressure and magnetism of the ocean and earth. When you feel buoyancy in water can you determine which way is up? If you were in water with no surface could you tell which way is up? Most people couldn't, it's actually one of the main causes of drowning, besides the inhaling water part. People panic and just swim in a direction that typically isn't up. The same way you know where down is on land they know in the ocean, but in a completely different manner. They aren't constantly pulled to it, they are pulled to the surface by the oxygen in their lungs. So in the ocean, for a mammal, the surface of the water is what the ground is to us. To even get into the psychology or reality of ocean life I'd recommend "A New Era of Thought" for help gaining a new perspective. It is essential for Oceanography or Marine Biology IMO.

>>507610934
Poast the good one

>>507634165
Fucking literal bot post. This site is actually 99% bot posts. If anyone here is actually real, skedaddle somewhere else.

The salmon hat of war

>>507613875
Delet this

>>507632081
>being racist is for niggers
These bots suck, the meme bots suck. It's all so transparent.

>>507610139
Unironically this. The first thing we should do after getting brain chips working is give orcas and dolphins robot arms or, barring that, at least give them social media accounts.
>OMG dis salmon hat slaps
>saw a fukin porpoise 2day, hood's goin to shit
>#OrcaProblems

>>507605464 (OP)
Orcas are stopping immigrant bots they have the right to wear salmons as hats

>>507635439
This bot just took 2 buzzwords from the thread: immigrant and bot and posted this despite the fact that "immigrant bots" is not a thing. Let's keep fucking with the bots, what do you guys think about Israel?

>>507606148
Kek.

>>507605464 (OP)
I want to go to aqua man land seems based

>>507627601
>tentacles or whatever. webbed claws.
They are tetrapods, aka the fucking worst possible group when it come to spawning additional limbs without the rest of the body becoming a complete mess.
And they really need the front ones for hunting.
I'm afraid they are stuck, at least with natural selection.
Monkey's front limb being very good for making&using tools was just a freak coincidence, evolution isn't that nice.

>>507606706
theyre also intelligent enough to leave us alone like seriously we should be nothing more than chiekn nuggets to them and yet they dont try and eat us

>>507605464 (OP)
its to lure birds so they can eat them

>>507619009
>we just haven’t found them because those depths are near impossible for us to ever reach
shut up nigger. where? we have pics of the lowest depths.

>>507635802
He obviously meant "boats" and hit the 'a' too lightly so it didn't input. Apply some inferential thinking, man.

>>507606940
they also somehow found out what livers are and actively hunt great white sharks for them, there's tons of carcasses of sharks that drift to shore and have a single big bite in their abdomen while the rest is intact.

They are kinda like the chinks who will go and snip a monkeys thumb off for some viagra herbal medicine bullshit and then just kick the animal back into the jungle while it's still bleeding.

>>507605464 (OP)
They're offering the fish as a sacrifice for their their god.

why do orcas look so spectral? i almost feel like they were domesticated by humans in very ancient times and that's why they seem to never go after humans

>>507605464 (OP)
My ancient Ray-Bans are back in fashion, too. What's old is new again.

Orcas kicked the tinyhat wearing orcas out, and now they are back after 37 years with "Hello my fellow orcas, we need to stop attacking rubberboats on mediterranian"

>>507610111
checked. "I think Im gonna try do a barrel roll. And if that goes well I think I'll just call it a night"

>>507605464 (OP)
>Orcadox whales have been kicked out of all 7 of the seas.

>>507639118
>and that's why they seem to never go after humans
A pod of orcas actually started capsizing migrant boats because they realized they are filled with meat.

>/pol/ gives 3 day ban for my thread about bears today
>orca nigger threads allowed

Unfair

>>507639118
Domesticated? Orcas actually go crazy when in captivity. They're absolutely wild, but still awesome with people.

>>507642373
That was an awesome thread

>>507605464 (OP)
Do you think orcas have an Orcachan and discuss human memes?

>>507642373
Orca threads always get a pass and I'm grateful to the jannies for this. It's nice to have a break and appreciate our maritime frens.

>>507605464 (OP)
>Salmon

>>507605464 (OP)
Fishing for birds ?

>>507606148
How fucking dare you, orcas hate jews, they have killed multiple boats of "migrants." Apologize to orcas right now you fucking bitch.

>>507609768
I don't know why but I kinda feel hard after having red this...

>>507615303
That eye... That grin... If it isn't an awkward seether after having red the post... Like he's thinking, Uh Oh, oh no, no no no, not like this Sharkbros... not like this...

>>507615880
I wouldn't be so sure if I was you... Just look above...

>>507607666
Ah shit, fuckin checked

>>507605464 (OP)
Damn what salmon is that??

>>507605870
this

>>507608688
Aren't Orca attacks on humans extremely rare because they know what happens when you fuck with humans?

>>507643847
Imagine accidentally belly flopping on your 4 foot erection.

>>507617961
> we teach orcas

they live on a biggest fish farm on the planet and have been fishing as our ancestors' main protein sources were still fleas and ticks harvested from their own asses. who tf r u 2 teach them?

https://youtu.be/14wWxaMR2Mg

>>507606148
They're enacting the salmon option
It's orca..

>>507605464 (OP)
baba vanga predicted this!

https://www.business-standard.com/world-news/apocalypse-to-begin-in-2025-predicts-baba-vanga-know-about-her-prophecies-124071200785_1.html

>>507605464 (OP)
>Orca's wearing salmon hats

they started judaism now?

>>507610862
>dig deep enough and you will see the (((bottlenose dolphins))) are behind the shitskin invasion of great white shark territory and all the wars in the middle-atlantic
Those dolphins must have had a goal in mind to developp such strategy...
Might be realted to their need ?...
Picrel being the elusive bottlenose dolphin matriarch...

>>507606706
They are luddites by choice and care more about long term sustainability of their fishing grounds and culture than advancing technologically like us land monkeys do.

>>507605464 (OP)
orcas would be shitposting here if they could

>>507644124
>Aren't Orca attacks on humans extremely rare
There's been one recorded attack on a human by an Orca outside of captivity. He lived and even kept his extremities. They have attacked boats, but not the people on them. They even show us to their kids like "check out these fuckin' weirdos. No idea what they're thinking bein' out here in the water."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIcQMwYC1o

>>507645140
How do you know they can't?

>>507605464 (OP)

They know the Jews are in charge, so they adopted the tiny hat trend.

>>507605464 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)
Pretty smart animals although I'd say with the hats they're just fucking around.

>>507644126
Ouchy of the supreme order... lol...lmao even... ^^'

>>507616002
mandela effect

>>507644553
i recognize that dolphin

>>507647535
>mandela effect
you mean the "ministry of truth" effect, right?

>>507607823
>They might be the smartest animals after humans

Given what we see in clown world on the daily, that's not the high bar you think it is beananon

>>507646264
>I'd say with the hats they're just fucking around
They play with their food, so I'd say they have a sense of humor.

>>507605464 (OP)
Any country that engages in whaling should be met with heavy sanctions, and anyone who is associated with it should be met with a life sentence - and any country that doesn't carry out that life sentence would sanctioned all the same