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Anonymous (ID: zwLME3lD) No.507605489 >>507605566 >>507605572 >>507605671 >>507605695 >>507605714 >>507606109 >>507606268 >>507606437 >>507606576 >>507606800 >>507606913 >>507607069 >>507607090 >>507607798 >>507607851 >>507608201 >>507608416 >>507608883 >>507609107 >>507609398 >>507609447 >>507609602 >>507609863 >>507610126 >>507610161 >>507610347 >>507610786 >>507611722 >>507611833 >>507612001 >>507612034 >>507612554 >>507612656 >>507613000 >>507613057 >>507613069 >>507613143 >>507613186 >>507613216 >>507613225 >>507613293 >>507613347 >>507613484
Which god is your favourite?
Anonymous (ID: YQwcBmAY) No.507605562
me
Anonymous (ID: niko7mbG) United States No.507605563
Damnit probably
Anonymous (ID: dHVADBy3) United States No.507605566 >>507606227
>>507605489 (OP)
God.
Anonymous (ID: JpmO5VeH) United Kingdom No.507605572
>>507605489 (OP)
moloch
Anonymous (ID: v/2iP7bA) United States No.507605577
Lucifer
Anonymous (ID: MEf0NjHs) United States No.507605605 >>507605945 >>507611195
Whichever one that hates brown people the most
Anonymous (ID: 9MDGDp0p) United States No.507605671 >>507605788 >>507606011
>>507605489 (OP)
The real one whose son is Jesus Christ.
Anonymous (ID: cwYCfImn) United States No.507605695
>>507605489 (OP)
vishnu
Anonymous (ID: N/8Ck4nY) Spain No.507605714
>>507605489 (OP)
Gork and Mork
Anonymous (ID: BdYGIlGp) United States No.507605788 >>507606011
>>507605671
That's the only one I know.
Anonymous (ID: ZRaXYehY) No.507605820
The gnostic demiurge
Anonymous (ID: IsJ7KM+X) Canada No.507605945 >>507609022
>>507605605
"Everyone who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." 1 John 3:15
Anonymous (ID: lg2kWnLv) No.507606011
>>507605671
>>507605788
>God has a son, and he is a jew
kys
Anonymous (ID: eXAXZKfd) United States No.507606016
Me, myself. Your only other choice is to align with EL, the god of nothingness
Anonymous (ID: Nyz98KB9) Sweden No.507606109
>>507605489 (OP)
Gee idk the one whos direction build everything good in our world or the one that turns everything into a violent desert shithole, or the one that makes you eat cow dung?

Hmmmmmm
Anonymous (ID: 9Nj8ZsGL) India No.507606131
I'd say Shiva
Anonymous (ID: r8CEdPjJ) No.507606220
Tiw.
sage (ID: e37ZvkQo) United States No.507606227
>>507605566
This. The one true God
Anonymous (ID: 7J8nASDq) No.507606268
>>507605489 (OP)
The Royal Kumari, she's an incarnation of Taleju. Girl about 3 or 4 is selected to be the goddess and she lives in the temple until she's about 12. I want to visit Kathmandu to visit her temple. Why can't we have loli goddesses here? It isn't fair
Anonymous (ID: pWzhGT2R) United States No.507606359
Shiva, AKA me.
Anonymous (ID: DvC0aR9u) Puerto Rico No.507606412
Madoka Kaname and Sung Jinwoo, the divine feminine and divine masculine aspects of God.
Anonymous (ID: E2RkZ0eK) No.507606437
>>507605489 (OP)
If I had to choose Jesus cus he's not materialistic and he fucks with lepers and whores (which i am a both of)

But his followers have gotten a tad annoying ill give you that.

Not mohammed tho, oh hell no
Anonymous (ID: pWzhGT2R) United States No.507606442 >>507606616 >>507614812
Anonymous (ID: AnG69koq) Kazakhstan No.507606479
Zoroastrianism predates Judaism, Christianity and Islam so y'all better start worshipping an OG god Ahura Mazda.
Anonymous (ID: NxruOGJ+) Spain No.507606576
>>507605489 (OP)
Zeus. Gave no fucks (except literal fucks), knew women were bestiality whores and shapeshifted to capitalize on this fact, he even pissed on one for teh lolz. Farted and sharted on normies for not playing ball and had a chill time. Truly a gigachad we can all strive to be
Anonymous (ID: pWzhGT2R) United States No.507606616
>>507606442
Ok so need to add one more thing.

Shakti / Barbelo-Sophia is also my favorite because she is my wife.
Anonymous (ID: NRMHfgyB) India No.507606800
>>507605489 (OP)
I have a few favourites for different occasions
Ghosts of Mesa (ID: 8s8GaPmo) United States No.507606809
I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Anonymous (ID: nJ0nKhIh) Belgium No.507606913
>>507605489 (OP)
probably apollo
Anonymous (ID: yWomG7rI) Poland No.507606967
Richard Dawkins :)
Anonymous (ID: +f100/s9) United States No.507607069
>>507605489 (OP)
None of them.
Anonymous (ID: DgVPzXaC) United States No.507607090
>>507605489 (OP)
beelzebub
Anonymous (ID: KjUHOTE2) Germany No.507607511
None, gods don't exist.
But if i could make one real i would choose norse mythology just for great entertaining.
>he impregnated a horse and gifted his offspring to odin, lol
Anonymous (ID: 577GmU2j) United States No.507607628
Yaldabaoth
Anonymous (ID: F5g5SET3) United States No.507607798
>>507605489 (OP)
Yog-Sothoth
Anonymous (ID: npQ/hFKZ) India No.507607851 >>507609371 >>507609406
>>507605489 (OP)
who has two thumbs and both are right thumbs and convinced muhammad to get fucked by al-zutt?
this guy!
Anonymous (ID: JDV9ltNC) Finland No.507608201
>>507605489 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: TOEIc/4p) United States No.507608416
>>507605489 (OP)
At this point whichever one shows up and tells me what's what.
Until then, I'm stuck on a zionist prison planet and nothing is sacred.
Anonymous (ID: 0sYd+GNr) United States No.507608589
Jewsus
Anonymous (ID: sRyRw9Ii) Canada No.507608883
>>507605489 (OP)
Janus by far
His temple is open during war, closed during peace
Anonymous (ID: sRyRw9Ii) Canada No.507609022 >>507611113
>>507605945
Man I cannot be christian because no way I can ever be this pretentiously perfect. I'll larp as a christian in public life but the old gods are 25Γ— better for me personally. I am not perfect, I don't want to be.
Anonymous (ID: 3vmazjOF) No.507609107
>>507605489 (OP)
Flandre
Anonymous (ID: 3OAetyLo) No.507609371 >>507609676
>>507607851
Shut up Sukdeep
Anonymous (ID: D3ycwtd1) Germany No.507609398 >>507609562 >>507609699
>>507605489 (OP)
Azathoth and Nyarlathotep. Only 'Gods' ever invented that make any sense.
Anonymous (ID: lg2kWnLv) No.507609406 >>507609676
>>507607851
wow very funny patel. did you come up with this before or after eating a bowl of cow shit?
Anonymous (ID: 8qs7BwZi) Canada No.507609447
>>507605489 (OP)
The One Who Knows Me
Anonymous (ID: JDV9ltNC) Finland No.507609562
>>507609398
Mein neger
Anonymous (ID: JlueKOxv) United States No.507609602
>>507605489 (OP)

Kek
Anonymous (ID: npQ/hFKZ) India No.507609676 >>507610067
>>507609371
>>507609406
cope ahmed muhamed and get al zutted
Anonymous (ID: F5g5SET3) United States No.507609699
>>507609398
I’m ever more convinced that Lovecraft had it right.
Anonymous (ID: /5VDFpGa) United States No.507609863
>>507605489 (OP)
Me
Anonymous (ID: tmqODTGl) No.507610067
>>507609676
You must be a bombay or delhi kid cus the rest of your country roots and shits with muslims

Imagine hating your own kind
Anonymous (ID: 5fWcswYt) United Kingdom No.507610126
>>507605489 (OP)
I like Freyja
Anonymous (ID: Jv6o1vmv) Romania No.507610161
>>507605489 (OP)
Allah I guess because muslims put women where they belong.
And they're still too nice to women.
Anonymous (ID: WMyEl7bX) United States No.507610223 >>507610723
There is only One God and you will be judged whether you want this or not.
Anonymous (ID: 3pWqhQnd) United States No.507610347
>>507605489 (OP)
Aphrodite
Anonymous (ID: KYQqh/L1) Spain No.507610650
There are 3 main Gods of Europe and most of Asia:
DyαΈ—us ph2tαΈ—r (Dyeus Peetar): father of light
Dʰéǡʰōm MΓ©h2tΔ“r (Deg-omm Mah-ter): mother of the Earth
H2éwsōs (Heweshas): goddess of the dawm
Anonymous (ID: Jv6o1vmv) Romania No.507610723 >>507610958
>>507610223
Yeah and his name is Allah and if you're a simp faggot you'll be sent to the lowest depths of hell where you'll suck dicks for eternity. But you'd probably like it.
See how easy it is?
Anonymous (ID: d1SSCZRR) United States No.507610786
>>507605489 (OP)
Artio.
Anonymous (ID: 3pWqhQnd) United States No.507610958 >>507611659
>>507610723
hell doesnt exist in the bible, its from the novel "paradise lost" and "dante's inferno" and so they translated "the pit" (grave) to "hell" in modern english versions. In the actual bible, if you are evil, your soul is simply destroyed, there is no eternal punishment
Anonymous (ID: R7KOJzrm) United States No.507611113
>>507609022
No Christian is perfect. We’re all sinners, and Christ, in His infinite mercy, forgives us for it so long as we just try to do what we can and have the humility to ask Him to do what we can’t.
Anonymous (ID: 0Cc2ho/6) Norway No.507611195
>>507605605
That's probably Indra
Anonymous (ID: Jv6o1vmv) Romania No.507611659 >>507611856
>>507610958
That's even better. You can slaughter empowered women and the only punishment is death? Sign me the fuck up.
Anonymous (ID: R7KOJzrm) United States No.507611722
>>507605489 (OP)
Christ, but if I were choosing one from a fighting game roster or something then I would probably pick Osiris.
Anonymous (ID: bYBvPdmw) United States No.507611833
>>507605489 (OP)

All hail Lord Kroak.
Anonymous (ID: 3pWqhQnd) United States No.507611856
>>507611659
yes, the concept of hell comes from greek and roman religious traditions, not the bible
Anonymous (ID: OhYnk+ya) United States No.507612001
>>507605489 (OP)
The one calling kikes the synagogue of satan
Anonymous (ID: pwTmCxmJ) United States No.507612034 >>507612852
>>507605489 (OP)
Probably the deity that spawned the beliefs of over 4.5 billion people.
Anonymous (ID: F8AkELzp) India No.507612554
>>507605489 (OP)
YHWH
Anonymous (ID: 3dbWGAna) Netherlands No.507612656
>>507605489 (OP)
I hate them all for allowing me to be gang stalked
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: xyHhsEXp) No.507612682
https://youtu.be/vbMQfaG6lo8
Anonymous (ID: XTzc3D7K) United States No.507612852
>>507612034
Idol worshiping even back then?
Anonymous (ID: QODtwkFv) Canada No.507613000
>>507605489 (OP)
Isis
Anonymous (ID: UgbfYnq6) Finland No.507613057
>>507605489 (OP)
Tapio the Forest God.
Anonymous (ID: +IEPQDKN) No.507613069
>>507605489 (OP)
The chaos gods from 40k and they are also real btw
Anonymous (ID: Xhqgsvgj) United States No.507613143 >>507613255
>>507605489 (OP)
Horus
Anonymous (ID: 2fa/dkgx) Canada No.507613186
>>507605489 (OP)
Maybe Ra or Zeus.
Ancient religions are so much cooler than modern day ones, its a shame the only religion still ongoing these days thats similar somewhat is Hinduism..
Anonymous (ID: DRrRvha0) Brazil No.507613216
>>507605489 (OP)
Mehrunes Dagon is cool
Anonymous (ID: GAOuyGHF) United Kingdom No.507613225
>>507605489 (OP)
Omusda
Anonymous (ID: +IEPQDKN) No.507613255
>>507613143
He wasn't a god thou
Anonymous (ID: 73LKU5nj) United States No.507613293
>>507605489 (OP)
The not-false one(s)
Anonymous (ID: wSZaYKJQ) United Kingdom No.507613347
>>507605489 (OP)
the PIE dawn goddess because like me she is sleepy and doesnt want to get out of bed in the morning
Anonymous (ID: qPrBC6o6) France No.507613484
>>507605489 (OP)
The white ones
Anonymous (ID: OOGdcKa4) No.507614683
Why no mention?
Anonymous (ID: MESJoaI/) Georgia No.507614812
>>507606442
Such a kino religion, Damn i wish Europeans never abandoned this religion