Ahem... Americans are you doing alright?

What will he do with all this money? He is already 79...

>>507614599
It's for the estate. Can't imagine it does anything for himself anymore. He might actually "care" about his family.

>>507614341 (OP)
he's also selling a phone if you want

>>507614341 (OP)
since 2016 people have talked about how the world is turning into Idiocracy and it's always seemed to me that it's hyperbole but now I completely agree

Retards vote for a TV celebrity because an ex-MMA guy told them to on his podcast
He decides to throw a military parade for his birthday
Said parade consists of flabby and fat soldiers walking down a street, not in sync at all, while boomer rock plays.
And the voter base can only see half of it because the other half of the screen is reserved for merch ads

but as de maistre said, every country has the government it deserves

>>507615155
>5000 mAH long life camera
What the FUCK did they mean by this?

>>507614341 (OP)
He should sell ad space on his teeth.
>trump makes a reptilian skinwalker grin
>COLGATE