Thread 507623162

Yo!
Why didn't anyone tell me I could get a $50,000 sign-on bonus with the US ARMY?
This is like free money anyone could use to survive in Biden's economy.

Dude, stop shilling the army. Shill the Air Force. The only good branch.

>>507623162 (OP)
fuck off cunt

>>507623162 (OP)
Thats like a house in gary, indiana's worth of bonuses for your life! Great deal you should sign up goy.

>>507623162 (OP)
95 ASVAB

I will never join haha

>>507623162 (OP)
AWW SHIT DAWG
Alvarez got a raise? And it's only -37% when factoring in inflation!? SIGN ME UP JUDEN!

>>507623162 (OP)
Because the trannies here aren't the military ones, they are the fist fight in a Deny's bathroom trannies.

>>507623162 (OP)
> 50k
> 50% tax = $25k
> over 4 years = ~$6k / year
I think I'll sit this one out and let some retards die for the jews.

>>507623472
THE COOMER

>>507623472
THE DEAD NIGGER

TAP TAP TAP

>>507623162 (OP)
You get free housing and meals too. All you have do is sign your life away to Israel. It’s literally that simple. Then you can send that money immediately to your wife and her boyfriend like the true alpha male provider you are.

>>507623162 (OP)
$50,000!!!!???? Sign me up bro, I'm sick of being a shiftless dead weight on my family, this will change everything thanks op!

>>507623610
I came here to post this.

>>507623472
Look at all the mutts and ladies. What a disgrace our military has become. This all started with letting women into Westpoint. There is no world left for young men.

>>507623901
glownigger

>>507623162 (OP)
They don’t just hand you a check you dumb nigger you got to sign for 6-8 years and they pay you from the original amount yearly AND it gets taxed.

No brain nigger monkey

imagine the hellcat you can finance with a $50,000 down deposit

>>507623564
>image
He must be the sharpshooter.

>>507623162 (OP)
> survive
This is not to be expected if you sign up.

>>507623162 (OP)
>Claws back your bonus

Heh. Nothin personnel, kid

>>507623162 (OP)
You have to have a highschool diploma to get any bonus and alot of the smartest people quit giving a fuck in 10th grade. Nice try kike. I'd join the nigger pirates before signed up for the army. I hope the bbc poster in Israel actually got hit with a big bottle rocket. I can feel it he's gone.

They don't have to pay you if you're dead.

>>507623472
The Jew

>>507623162 (OP)
Ok the first two threads I could dismiss as jokes but this isn't even trying to hide it anymore this is just a recruitment drive holy fuck
No one wants to die for Israel, dismantle the billionaires that own everything, stop making everyone watch good food and products be destroyed to keep profit margins high and then come back.

I'm not even American and you piss me off.

>>507623162 (OP)
thats like no money

F....F....fiddy fousand dorras?!?!?!?!?

WHERE DO I SIGN???? OMG HERE I COME JEWS IM GONNA TO SAVE YOU LIKE A MARIO SAVE A PRRINCESS!!!!

>>507623162 (OP)
i was in the army. its shit. i got a trade out of it though which was good so i recommend the engineers.
other than that join as an officer or the air force for an easy time.

>>507623162 (OP)
That's not bad. And they got a bunch of positions in firefighting, which translates directly into civilian life as well.
Sit around on base waiting for an idiot to drop a smoke in the grass.

>>507623162 (OP)
Not dying in zog war 3

>>507623996
Kek even the army is a jewish scheme

>>507623472
Just like muh vidya

>>507623599
If all you glowniggers can do is call "not dying for israel" posters fat, then
1. You lost
2. If they are fat they can't be drafted

>>507624022
>>507623564
>The G.I.raffe
>Eating the enemies tree leaves before they can eat them!

>>507623605
Are military bonuses taxed? Doesn’t make sense

>>507624852
anon, are you ashamed of being fat? I think you're just ashamed of being fat.

>>507624852
I'm going to shame you by giving you this feather (calling you fat). That makes me the victor! Better enlist or I'll call you fat again

>>507623599
Now post the guy on top coming home half burned with 3 missing limbs and no money (if he's even alive) and the two fat guys still chilling out lmao

>>507625079
They should be based on your earnings the year they pay, but as a soldier that ends up being normally 25-28% On Those Dollars.

>>507625271
What a shitshow.

>>507624870
Vietnam eat your heart out.

>>507625376
How so? It's still $37.5 after tax.
And they teach you to kill.

>>507623162 (OP)
I am gonna enlist now, I need money and I want to decent my country, it is time white bois

>>507623937
oh no le browns and womens.I am le victim
-posted from my goon cave

>>507623162 (OP)
They will do everything they can to fuck you out your bonus. I only managed to get half of what they said. I know others who got completely hosed.

>>507625210
KEK

>>507623162 (OP)
I will never die for jews and there's nothing you can say to change that

>>507625636
Get it in writing, and make sure every step you have to complete is signed against.

>>507625615
>le
You are certainly a faggot, that much we know. I am sure as a Jew, being run by women and brown people is normal to you, but as a human I find it objectionable. No one is winning a real war with that. This is why the Israeli military always needs so much help, women and brown people.

>>507623162 (OP)
I heard drafted guys earn less than normal recruits, is that true?

>>507626200
Maybe you've not been watching, but at the least, it's Congress you need to worry about if you're worried about jews trying to make you die for them.

>>507626453
I just said I'm never dying for jews. Nobody can change it

>>507623162 (OP)
>>507623599
I’m going to keep posting this until a retarded israel shill can give a meaningful answer:
What tangible benefits can an average American enjoy from the US getting involved in this conflict?
Brainless platitudes like
>Fight them over there so they don’t come here
>israel is our greatest ally
and
>general appeals to Christianity
or hysterical fearmongering like
>they’ll launch nukes for no reason!!!1
are not acceptable responses, I need concrete examples of improvements in Americans’ quality of life.

>>507623162 (OP)
I read it, it's basically saying
>do work and we'll pay you
Nigger I'll join if all I have to do is be on call for when shit hits the fan. I'll happily go kill chinks, just pay me a passive income until then, no being forced to travel the world for months at a time while there's no war.

>>507623472
woke slop

>>507623472
>Here class, we see ancient propaganda from the former American empire in it's era of decline.

>>507623162 (OP)
>Enlist for 50k usd
>Conquer iran
>Israel has no enemies in ME
>the cost of bread is now 5k usd
Congrats good boy!
You fought and won for the usurers, enjoy your hyperinflation!

>>507626586
what if it's jews coming for you, personally?

>>507626691
Isn't it enough to just do the right thing? Israel is the good guys. You can't be a Christian and not support Israel. You can't be a conservative and not support Israel, it's not possible. Therefore, you must be
>A leftist antisemite
>A palestinian antisemite
>An iranian antisemite
Don't listen to him guys, sign up today for a cash bonus later

>***Up To***
How much, really?

>>507627579
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>507623472
THE BULL PREPPER

>>507627385
What the fuck are you talking about?
Israel ceased to exist in 72AD when the records of ancestry were destroyed by the Romans.

Nobody alive today can trace to Jacob, meaning no Levite, meaning no Israel.

And these people converted to a private cult of Talmudism/Kabbalism in the 13th Century, and most are just Russians.

Not only does this "Israel" deny Jesus as Messiah, they Hate Everyone Who Isn't a Jew, and That's Themselves As Well.

>>507627579
Get it in writing, get it signed, and keep the originals or the original notarized copies. Keep all of your records, have a lawyer you pay to collect your mail once a week from a box and send the original of everything you can to that box.

>>507623162 (OP)
You get 50k then you can't use the 50k because you're stuck for 3+ years in the US military KEK.
What can $50k even buy you in Amutrrica? You can't even survive 2 years on that amount.

>>507626691
flexing F-35 and other tech and getting new contracts all around the world and signaling the dominance
middle east is a good location for showcasing the us army logistics
but of course your average guy sitting in his living room won't directly benefit from that

>>507623472
THE MELTING MENACE aka SIZZLIN' SHOOTA

>>507628162
The real question is what could YOU do with $50k Romania bro?
You might be able to get visa to enlist. Think about it, you'll travel the world on the US Government's pay, eat 3 full meals every day and have a roof, and when you get back, you'll have the extra $50k USD, to spend in Romania!??
You'll be a King with +217,010.00 if you play that right.

>>507627385
So, nothing
>>507628254
Again, still nothing

>>507623996
Yeah, this pretty much. You won't even notice it. The tax free loan after completing OCS is the one you want.

>>507623162 (OP)
Do they pay you before or after you die?

>>507628756
Not a single tittle 4 flag. Who's army?

If you're trying to sell people on joining.
tell them they can own a home.
and when they get old and start shitting their pants they'll be able to go to a nice old folx home.
Everyone I've met so far. Those veterans benefits are totally worth the 4 years.

If they fear mortality . then tell them its better to die in battle than it is to actually die in a hospital bed.

of all the people I've talked to military vets are the ones that can do whatever the fuck they want without having a been born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

>>507625376
Not only is it taxed, but most don't get the bonus due to technicalities. The government will find a reason to not pay up, same as the VA won't cover tons of shit.

>>507628760
The bigger your bonus, the closer to the front lines you are sent.

>>507623472
Indian guy
>THE REDEEMER

>>507628644
but that's how you keep that status of #1 superpower, policing shit and flexing your army all around the globe

>>507628760
Nobody dies in the armed forces, you just do boring paperwork in a cozy office at a do nothing base in Okinawa Japan. Great chance to flirt with the local ladies and earn a cash bonus by enlisting today bro

>>507628457
>you'll travel the world
I'll end up in some backwater Romanian village sitting in a trench like your troops lmao.

>>507623162 (OP)
>up to

You aren't getting a single penny once they get your ass.
"Don't join the army" was the beat advice my dad ever gave me.
He was in the army.

>>507629062
>Great chance to flirt with the local ladies
I can flirt with local ladies here and get rejected every time as well.
The only way I would ever enlist is if I get to rape without repercussions. And you don't even get the $50k apparently lmao.

>>507623472
What happened to front line infantry grunt?

>>507623472
THE BULLET SPONGE

>>507623162 (OP)
>

>>507629328
We'll hook you up little bro. These army girls are super loose, everyone that enlists gets to lose their virginity in the first week. Just tell the recruiter you're looking to get a little frisky with the girls and he'll hook you up. An army girl will pop your cherry. Great way to touch grass and have sex by enlisting ASAP

>>507628756
>quickship
Basically they give you a random job that is in demand for the current enlistment cycle usually it's a job no one wants because it's shit.
Getting a dead end shitty job in the military is NOT worth an extra 50k. If you're gonna join make sure it's in a career that will be useful after you get out.

>>507623162 (OP)
You don't need to go to college as an Indian when you get get as much as a full priced Indian house if you enlist in the US army. Plus white women will flock to you.

>>507623472
Holy fuck this is pathetic and I am not even trying to be evil right now. I am being completely honest. This is beyond terrible lol.

>>507623901
You think you’ll get to spend any of that even if they do pay you lol
Retard , you’ll get a $500 dollar rubber bag to carry your body home.

>>507623472
fuck, just when I thought I'd seen it all

>>507623162 (OP)
Biden caused inflation to get out of control

>>507629049
How does flexing “#1 superpower” status benefit the average American?

>>507628929
>The government will find a reason to not pay up
It is ran by Jews so makes since they are this stingy with veterans.

Things you will never get
>a furry gf
>a pet dinosaur
>your army enlistment bonus

>>507630818
its more of a spiritual empowerment thing.
that and every foreign cultures first impression of america is through their military.
japan, vietnam, korea. all those cultures ecoured american culture through our military.
and ever since then the yellow ladies crave american penis.

I hope no one forgot that they spent the entire VA budget for housing and healthcare on illegal immigrants for four years. You literally won't have shit if you get fucked up and come back. 50K is like what, one ambulance ride and or a one day hospital stay? The only thing this can attract are shitskins that are already on gibs anyway, for any normal white person it would be mindless to sign up.

>>507628760
>Do they pay you before or after you die

You pay taxes whether you're alive or dead on the 50k bonus*

*After taxes bonus is less that 20k

>>507623162 (OP)

You will get it after years, and there is also chance that you will be scammed out of it for some technical reasons.

>>507631671
i heard indians gypsies and the french are pretty hairy
alligators are dinosaurs for all intents and purposes
i really have no idea about the enlistment bonus

>>507631955

No intelligent white person joins the Army

>>507623162 (OP)
Fight for ZOG, get the log...

>>507629084
>"Don't join the army" was the beat advice my dad ever gave me.
>He was in the army.

Everyone I have ever met who was in the military say to never join the military.

>>507632036
who the fuck thought it would be cool to tax bonus pay at 50%?

>>507623547
Same brother. Hell I can program, do calculus... I'll never work for them ever.

>>507629871
>If you're gonna join make sure it's in a career that will be useful after you get out.
So beyond IT and cyber security stuff what even is there? Working as a mechanic? An office job where you need to know excel? Not exactly a wide range of appealing options.

>>507628964
No, there are combat pay rates that cover danger pay based on active combat or threat zones, and are not included in those specialty bonuses.
Some of them are higher-risk jobs, yes. But sometimes they're just specialists that require someone a bit brighter and so there is more pay for completion of contract.

>>507625079
The only pay in the military that isn’t taxed is Hostile Fire/Imminent Danger Pay. You can earn a whopping $7.50/ day up to $225/mo to go combat arms and get shot at and brain damaged by shelling/IEDs. Doesn’t that sound great, goy? You can earn $7.50 A DAY. TAX FREE!

>>507632568
after you're done working for the military industrial complex you can get a job in the prison industrial complex.
live in a small town and work for some government department like code enforcement, sanitation, or water.

>>507623162 (OP)
Unironcially, the military is a great opportunity for many young people. Part of me wishes I would have signed up.

>>507633093
Wrong.
Danger Pay Allowance (DSSR 650)
Percentage of Basic Compensation
Rates Effective: 06/15/2025
Country Name -Post Name- Rate- Effective Date-
IRAQ- Other- 35%- 03/05/2006-
HAITI- Petionville- 35%- 10/22/2023-
BURMA- Rangoon 25%- 09/12/2021-

https://allowances.state.gov/Web920/danger_pay_all.asp

>>507623901
That's like 6k a year after taxes! Big bucks! Small price to pay dying for wal mart

>>507633587
Wow! Thanks for the info, Eglin tranny. I’m gonna go to the nearest recruitment center ASAP. Dying for ZOG has never sounded more enticing

>>507633134
As opposed to? ...
What do you offer them, a chance to lick some Talmudist's asshole in an unpaid internship and return to their home town with no money and no skills?
Or better, pay for a degree and return home after licking assholes with meaningless skills and massive debt?

>>507623472
Fuckin cringe, I’m surprised they aren’t appealing to youth by having “the rizzler”

>>507623162 (OP)
I make $50,000 on a single trade.

>>507623472
Kek if propaganda like this actually convinces anyone to enlist id be surprised

>>507633799
You're welcome Chang BalzonmyChinaman!

>>507623699
Can’t believe we were in a pointless war for 20 years and retards want to do it again kek.

>>507634028
>it was so pointless, we got 20 years of nearly free oil to run our country and wipe our baby's ass in the back of a Dodge Charger at the county park on holiday.

My soul is not for sale to Satan you satanic zionist Jew.

>>507633889
You don’t get it, it’s just like your favorite hero shooter! You could be a real-life Marvel Rivals character. Your special ability, which takes 4 years to charge up, is degenerative disc disease and tinnitusmaxxing

>>507633830
dude alot of places are always thank you for your service.
If you missed out on being an eagle scout, then joining the military is usually a big plus on any resume, becuase we gotta support our troops shit.
even joining the reserves.
that check that comes to you may not be much to some, but it'll definitly keep you out of the gutter, as long as you don't spend it all on booze whores and drugs.
vets get a bonus along side their social security checks. most of the people I know who live comfortably at an old age are usually veterans or rich motherfuckers.

>>507623162 (OP)
>up to $50k
Like job postings offering up to $25 depending on experience but pay min wage for 10 years experience lol

>>507623162 (OP)
eat shit and live gi joe

>>507623162 (OP)
No one is going to join your war in Israel. Stop posting here.

there was this phlip three weeks into basic training the first time handling a gun he had a psychotic break, spend 6month in a psych ward of the military then was set for life

>>507624387
Kek, CAL FIRE is hiring anybody with a pulse at this point. The 24 hours on the clock for just being on-call, and not having to pay into social security beats whatever the Army is offering these days. This rings true for most civvie wildland fire outfits

honestly though the biggest thing the military needs to address is the amount of veterans that die by suicide.

>>507623547
Doesn't matter. An asvab over 80 can do anything in the military. They don't want you for any positions other than nuke tech anyway, you might ask questions.

>>507634763
The military is a welfare and soft kill program for Republicans.

>>507623162 (OP)
>50k
it's not 1998 anymore.

>>507623472
>>507623162 (OP)
Sorry OP, I was going to join but it seems Im not a nigger or a beaner or a woman. I mean you have plenty of beaners right.

>>507623162 (OP)
why can't they open the army for europeans
serve 12 years and get a greencard and if you survive a bassboat to fish in florida

>>507634307
HA!
The people who benefit the most are the ones who can take the daily discipline to personal and gear care, and apply it to the tasks they take on later.
When you get the chance, eat fruit and veggies at chow, not goyslop shit. When you get out, keep eating well.
Some jobs will give you alot of shaking, keep records of all your injuries and accidents, especially the small ones you might think are nothing. Disability pays and nobody is taxing you having a dairy cow, a flock of birds and a braphog that fixes dinner from your patch of greens.

people should join becuase we are in desperate need of a new snowden.

>>507633093
Bullshit. All of your pay is non-taxable if you're deployed to a hostile area

>>507634763
VA spending and defense spending are different budget functions. Take a look at USAspending.gov, the latter dwarfs the former. It’s not the military’s job to give a fuck about veterans, it’s the VA’s. It doesn’t matter if the VA cared about vets to begin with, they’re horribly underfunded

-sign up for army
-get $50,000 bonus
-transfer the $50,000 into Monero
-buy plane ticket, leave country

How will they stop me?

>>507635534
Most non-shithole nations have an extradition agreement with the U.S.
>>507635303
>gear care
lol, enjoy spending your enlistment bonus on paying for unopened unused gear that the CIF roastie refuses to accept from you

>>507635534
They make you serve for some amount of time before they give you the money. But yes you could do that

>>507633134
>prison industrial complex
Holy fucking shit dude. Thats not a selling point. And you dont need to be a vet to get a city job.
>>507634340
>spend 2-6+ years of your youth as an enlisted
>get out in your late 20s early 30s with no fucking clue what to do next because you just spent several years blowing your eardrums/back out and huffing carcinogens for a little more than what a McDonald's fry cook makes
>find out you aren't even going to get all of the money you were supposed to because lol lmao
>the only marketable skill you learned in all that time was how to use simple green and a bucket
>but dont worry law enforcement and corrections always need more brain damaged retards willing to work for nothing in terrible conditions so long as they get to hold a gun

>>507635529
VA is doing fine, the question is employment after service. Factory jobs available, there's plenty of men who do just fine when they get back.
We're getting way better with understanding the cycles of brain injury, and we've found that in at least some cases, if there aren't further injuries, and the individual stays healthy, eats well and doesn't poison themselves, the brain can rebuild into previously damaged areas. Maybe not in the same patterns, but in new associations. And trauma education has been expanded, we're understanding the connection between the xyphoid process, breathing, and PTSD.

>>507623162 (OP)
>Sign up
>Get 50k
>Claim jews are bad
>Get dismissed
Total profit

>>507636040
But wait, you could continue to be exposed to carcinogens and brain-damaged retards if you follow >>507624387 ‘s advice. Quit being a downer, not every vet ends up becoming a janitor.

>>507623162 (OP)
The US Military infamously renigs on their bonus all the time.

>>507625522
I read it as "Ream Europe plan" at first and honestly it's not wrong.

>>507636370
>headed to be a janitor anyway
>get to learn how to peal the face off fat niggers who pretend to be hard online to demoralize my neighbors
>have lots of cleaning products and a reason to be covered in body fluids
>be out at strange hours and have the keys
.. sorry, what were we saying again?

>>507636177
>factory jobs
Absolute misery. You’re fucking retarded if this is the advice you give. If you want to shill for the military by advertising possible career paths, why not try to tell people about logistics? CSM is a comfy civvie job you can segue into if you play your cards right.

How fast can my husband get a US citizenship in the coastguard? They don't seem to do shit. I'm already a citizen and we're expecting our first kid in a few months. Bonus pay would be nice for paying off our house.

>>507636370
all the brain dead talentless loser verterans in my home town just open all stupid breweries, bars and beer gardens to help share the gross alcoholism with the general population. this one dipshit vet thinks he's going to open some ptsd rehab center around here. like we really want a bunch of whackos with mental issues to congregate around here

>>507636681
>nooo, you can't be white and work in a factory producing nice things!?
>You have to be brown and get your approval from the society that you threaten with your "aura" which really just means you mean mug them into thinking you're crazy till someone from the CIA whacks you in an alley and forgets they even did it.

>>507636725
>coast guard
hasn’t been DoD for a while, shitskin. You and your retard husband should fuck off to whatever hovel of a nation he came from.

>>507636792
MDMA assisted therapy cures PTSD in 6 months but (((doctors))) will never cure diseases on purpose.

>>507636289
>>507636353
I for one find it annoying how many jew bots spam nonsense after a glorious post such as mine reveals the true situation

>>507636040
vets get preference in alot of those jobs

>>507623162 (OP)
Fuck off shitskin jew

>>507623162 (OP)
tap tap tap

>>507633799
lmao is this the best response you could come up with for getting completely buttblasted by numbers AND a source? pathetic d&c kike

>>507623610
is your angus peppered for world war coom

>>507636842
I worked in a factory after high school. It’s not the 70s anymore, there are no white men working them anymore. Maybe as the managers or CNC setup, but that’s not entry level or a commonly available position. If you want to work 12 hour shifts breathing in fiberglass dust or some shit, go right ahead. These are no jobs for a white man

>>507623472
GOYVENGERS
ASSEMBLE!

>>507623162 (OP)
Only combat jobs or actual doctors get sign on bonuses to entice them to stick with their MOS and stay. Army knows people that qualify for IT/Medic MOS are going to leave once their contract is up since they get their certs/degrees in the Army for free.

t. 25B reservist

>>507636177
Things changing on paper =/= things changing in practice. The VA is still a notorious shitshow, you're still at risk for being bullied out of the military for seeking mental health assistance, your future can still be put in jeopardy due to office politics and bureaucracy, etc etc. Unless you're going in as an officer or are absolutely desperate, there are not many reasons to join the US military during peacetime

>>507637086
>try to undermine recruiter propaganda and bring to light how awful ZOGbotting is
>nooooo you’re a jew shill
Eglin is not sending their best.

>>507623472
They actually managed to make cooks look cool. Huh.

>>507623699
After your father sucked me off he said that you are a terrible fuck.

>>507636934
cool story. go do your fucking therapy drugs all the way fucking away from me

>>507636950
It depends on the place and the position. But again those are extremely limited and often unappealing options.

>>507636934
it's unwise to use external chemicals, there are downsides to unnaturally overloading danger cope circuits you naturally formed. You can release all the same internal chemicals and rewire with breathing and physical exercise.

>>507637183
>These are no jobs for a white man
>I would run into battle and die with my stomach laying on my knees, but I'd hate to work in a factory!
anon, if she looks like Venus to him, but Medusa to you, let him have his princess.
>>507637212
>for seeking mental health assistance
Good. Way too much reliance on that shitty bullshit fake school. The "cards" should be removed. Nobody gets cards. If you can't hang with men yelling at you, you are not fit to be in a field with your teammates getting killed next to you because you're not moving the right way.

There's a big difference between medical conditions and psychiatry. If you come and speak psychology and human animal biological function, we can talk. If you blandly write mental health, you're walking into the Psychiatric bullshit of prescription drugs, and it's right to boot you, you're asking for help from an unsound academy.

The worst part is the people we should be sending to the military are counted not fit because of that mental health bullshit they're giving to all the young men who are born killers.

>>507623472
this format has more to give

>>507638068
You have no idea what you're talking about. MDMA assisted therapy cures PTSD. Breathing is not the same.

>>507623162 (OP)
Man I didnt even have a bonus when I joined.

>>507623472
The Jew Killer

>>507623162 (OP)
>Up to
Kek, maximum jewry

>>507627579
>>***Up To***
>How much, really?

From reading the bonus page and speaking with the recruiter via the message function:

>Bonuses are dependant on time served, performance and job
>50k is taxed at around 30% so straight away 50k becomes 35k
>This is before the 35k is taxed by additional taxes

You get to pay the government for the privilege of getting blown up. Furthermore you don't get to get blown up for defending your own borders. You get to defend the borders of other countries.

>>507638068
You're the ultimate wagie

>>507623162 (OP)
Don't forget to put it in your wife's joint bank account!

>>507638377
>you have no idea
No, I do. I believe that it can work, but the downside risks of drugs, for something you formed without drugs, is a problem you can't solve without drugs, or which drugs can no longer solve.
PTSD is likely related to the Xyphoid Process and the patterns of breathing that occur during scary events.
The average child, when afraid, the whole body shakes and they have short rapid breath. Same with animals. After they get through this shaking, they go back to being whatever they were, no harm seen.
It's adult "education" that requires the compression of those shakes and flutter breathing episodes. And in doing so, causes us to be trained to be afraid to release Any flutter breathing, which includes giggles and belly laugh, but also weeping sorrows. Hence, we "lose" our capacity to feel our most important moments.
Learn to undo that "hard heart" and you can undo PTSD.

>>507623547
93 asvab, I'm shipping out in two weeks

>>507623162 (OP)

WORST THREAD EVER

>>507639070
And you're the useless eater that me and Bill Gates were planning on removing.

>>507623162 (OP)
That's what they pay Russians in Russia where $50,000 goes a long long way. It's not worth it in the US. Make it $250,000 and I'll think about it.

>>507628686
>Join the military for 8 years so you can get a loan
How the fuck do you fall for this shit

>>507623162 (OP)
go fuck yourself eglincuck, go die in the desert.

>>507623472
They forgot one
>The nobody

>>507639707
Navy Nukes get $100,000 untaxed reenlistment iirc. The school is fucking awful and it only gets worse once you're on a boat or, allah willing, a sub

>>507639707
Anon, that's base pay. It's already explained, if you ship to a theater where there's "danger" you get an automatic increase plus a bunch of other possible awards.

>>507639943
Pell Grants, Housing Assistance, if you play your cards right and get clearance you can take up with MIC or get an Agency position.

>>507639535
>Im one of the elite!
>Im important!
>Im a decider!
Holy shit dude, Im starting to feel bad for you.

>>507638068
The fuck are you talking about? I’m saying that both the military, and a 2025 American factory are awful, soul-crushing jobs unfit for a white man

>>507640069
Maybe, but the food and sauna is second to none on those fuckers.

>>507639419
You are retarded. Stare at the sun and convert the sunlight into food lol

>>507640116
Thanks for clearing that up, sarge. The fact remains that $50k ain't shit in today's money in today's America, especially for putting your ass on the line.

>>507640142
No, I'm nobody, that's the funny part. But I'm not dumb enough to do what you just did.

>>507639943
Other Anon is right. The big payout isn't the military, it's keeping your security clearance then promoting to a private military contractor. Think of what you get paid as a civilian and add 50% or more.

Also feds will always be spying on you if you have a clearance.

>>507623472
They should make this a game, oh wait, they pretty much did
Concord

>>507628393
How does his face get so burned off yet his hair doesn't?

>>507640372
>He thinks he isn't being watched already
Anony you post here

>>507640332
Im sorry your life turned out like this man

>>507640316
It's bonus on top of your E rate.
You can figure it up right here, it's not for everyone, but for someone who doesn't have a big silver spoon, or has the itch to learn to be a killer for a cause, if you can keep yourself busy on a weekend without blowing your check on hookers and booze (and you won't if you make the choice early to not) you can walk out stronger, trained, traveled, competent in dealing death, and with a tidy egg to put into a house or a business, or both.
https://www.federalpay.org/military/calculator

>>507640254
What is the physical difference between laughing and weeping?

>>507623605
I take home 14k in bonuses in a good year so I will pass too

>>507640780
Well yeah Freemasons have been trying to forcibly recruit me and have been threatening me for the past couple years. Bragging about breaking into my house, stealing from me, etc.

All Freemasons should be sentenced for treason.

>>507639486
>>507623547
87, basic at the end of July.

>>507623162 (OP)
Not just that OP but you get a free plot, grave opening ans closing, liner, and marker in a Veteran's Cemetary too, they will even if possible send a honor guard to play Taps (may not be possible during war, taps is likely during peacetime to even be a trumpet with a speaker in it (as no one can even play anymore) and if female and or spic ...don't expect them to be able to fold the flag right) and be given a folded USA flag.
Your spouse will even get a free plot next to you too assuming she doesn't just marry Jody

>>507640887
>It's bonus
Yeah, that's what I said first. That's the sign on bonus for Russians that they can spend in Russia.

>>507623162 (OP)
Yeah 50k in 24 installments over a two year period. No thanks retards.

>>507640116
Unless they have changed it hazard pay is untaxed

>>507642071
Russians are getting that as their bonus in the middle of a war for going to the war.
The US isn't at war, it's a duty bonus. AND they get a bonus if they do go to war.

>>507642084
>I donT HAvE ThA SkilZ To ADD
you're going to stay broke.

>>507641978
Don't be mad, your kids will need someone around to approximate a farting sniffling lawn mower who drops allowances and drives to the burger joint.

>>507623472
holy kek the US military is a complete joke now.
zero match if china wanted to get serious

>>507623162 (OP)
this is advertising.

>>507634192
>>it was so pointless, we got 20 years of nearly free oil to run our country and wipe our baby's ass in the back of a Dodge Charger at the county park on holiday.
>free oil
>war cost on the level of 7 trillion dollars alone
yeah "free"

It's taxed and paid quarterly. Fuck up and you have to pay it back.

>>507623162 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot
Nobody is dying for Israel for 50k the government doesn't pay
>A little-known law has forced over 120,000 veterans to return the money they got to leave the military, new data shows
You're a 12 year old troll
Or a recruiter who is dumb enough to have joined the army, and then also become a recruiter - a career killing move. Flunky
linkrel
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/disabled-veterans-incentive-return-federal-law-rcna163636

>>507625522
kek
when Germany rearmed it was bad, but when Europe rearms it's good

>>507623162 (OP)
>UP TO 50K
>gives you 1$
technically telling you the truth, so long as sukhdeep patel from Palentir does get the full 50k.

>>507623162 (OP)
it was 40k last month and now it's 50k.

when are they going to understand?
No military service unless 10 acres in a city of my choosing, with a 4 bedroom house, two brand new cars, and free insurance for life.
take it or leave it.

>>507636894
Canada, unfortunately.

>>507623162 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>507623472
I HATE the ZogForce but if I HAD to pick one I'd pick The Sharpened Steel so that I could covertly X as many of them as possible for daring to draft me into this shit.

The Nerve Center also sounds pretty cool since I'm a computer nerd.

>>507624016
Yeah a gay hellcat EV since they don’t even make them anymore

>>507623162 (OP)
No. I'm not dying for Israel.

tranny janny hurry up and sweep this advertising

>>507623162 (OP)
You want me to be your murder whore, it's gonna cost a lot more than $50k

>>507623472
The backstabbing goblino

>>507623472
NERVE GAS ENFORCER

>>507623472
THE SUBVERTER

>>507644265
40 acres and a mule

>>507625149
Shame doesn't work on whites. Are you brown?

>>507627385
God will handle Israel. Your blasphemy is noted.

>>507623162 (OP)
You'll blow it on a car.

>>507623472
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507635303
All you disability niggers deserve the rope

>>507630133
pill me on heroin and flander's field

>>507623285

Space force best force. Let’s be real, most people here wouldn’t even have an ASVAB high enough to get into the marines

>>507623599
Holy shit, I like how retards get paid this much

>>507623162 (OP)
Pathetic zogbot nigger. Quit posting on here from the recruitment office in a strip mall next to a fuckin Dollar Tree. Go die for kikes all you want, but I won't.

>have friend
>military bro
>hates it
>gets out after contract
>gets private sector job, meh
>gets call
>"hey faggot come back and we'll give you a bunch of money
>goes back
>bitches
>gets deployed
>gets out
Repeat

The military sounds a little enticing, minus dying for kikes part. But I assume if you get into the Air Force you won’t see any combat. They train you to kill, and after 4 years you get gibs for the rest of your life, so you can NEET it up in Eastern Europe or the Philippines/ Thailand for the rest of your life.

How easy is AF boot camp and fitness requirements. Is it the Whitest branch?

I’m also considering joining for a cyber security career and security clearance. And hopefully I’d be stationed somewhere in Europe where I could sit in an office all week and then go out and fuck European and Slavic sluts on the weekends. I don’t want to deal with nigs and beaners though. And I don’t want to shave my beard.

Hmm, tough choice.

>>507623162 (OP)
You don't take money to the grave

>>507647573
Also when your 4 year contract is up, you are in "inactive ready reserve," so when WW3 kicks off 5 years later, tough shit you're being drafted.

>>507641926
Good luck breh

>>507648690
>5 years later
No, IRR is whatever you have left to complete 8 years total. So if your contract is 4 active you do 4 IRR, 6 active is 2 IRR etc

>>507623162 (OP)
50k is nothing nowadays. I wanna buy a house and invest it as well. Give me $1,000,000 and I will fight your joo/globohomo war, may be

>>507623162 (OP)
Do you actually get the bonus in your account before getting shipped out? I would just take it and ghost. The nigger and kike feds wouldn't have a chance to find me.

>>507625522
I can't find that article on euronews, but jewsus the amount of kikebots shilling israel in the comments is insane

>>507625079
yes, and they can also take them back if you "dont complete" service

>>507623472
Where is "The Zog Bot"?

>>507648905
Point still stands it's bullshit and not a "4 year" contract

>>507649007
No. And if you don't complete your contract you have to pay them back.

>>507623472
There is too many women here. I thought that faggot hegseth unwoked the army.

When will people realize that women are a million times more woke than trannies. Trannies are just mentally ill men. Women are fucking women. A mentally ill man, is still a fucking male, AKA, the correct gender for military work.

Now I don't agree with letting trannies in. Just pointing out how stupid it is to only remove trannies but leave women who are far worse in.

>>507624257
What if you're 40 and cant be an officer but are good at stem? Seems the only way to get a good box checker cybersec job by joining air force

>>507623162 (OP)
Someone let me marry your sister so i can come over and join the mutt army

>>507623472
What's "force multiplier?" Meat shield? Breeding sow?

>>507623162 (OP)
Never be a kike golem

>>507651581
Yes i want to kill arabs

>>507651836
My viking ancestors demand blood sacrifices

Ill just stay inside an armored vehicle and shoot goatfuckers with IR cameras while eating mcdonalds and geting paid decent money

Then go back afrer war with lots of money marry some slut and brag about all the muslims i killed during the war and die old happy man

>>507652367
Well then, go sign up lmao

>>507652599
I need a fucking green card apparently i asked grok alresdy

Is your sister available by any chance?

>>507653002
I'll marry you anon just don't put it in my butt UwU

>>507653737
Yeah but its just not gunne happen thst some Anon wanna go through the hassle to fake a gay marriage and wed be ashamed for doing it

But damn i wish it was easier im not from some shithole country

I wanna join for real

I sjouldve been born as an american u guys are spoiled brats. Just get a job like thst by signing up

Beats having to work at some wagie job in a factory where there is also 50 people all wanting the one job opening

>>507654441
>you get a shit job market but everyone around you is aesthetically pleasing (muslims pls go)
>we get jobs handed out by virtue of existing but every other person is obese, ugly or more often a combination of those two
Seems like a fair deal

>>507647008
99. Still not joining.

>>507655122
American women are hotter

Swedish girls are incel tier cringe. Just pretty

>>507656527
>Swedish girls are incel tier cringe
I've heard the same thing from a lot of nordbros, you have my condolences swedebro

NICE TRY FILTHY KIKE!

WE ARE NOT SENDING OUR WHITE BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO GO FIGHT AND DIE FOR WARS STARTED BY JEW KIKES IN ISRAEL! NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR KIKES, LET THEM ALL DIE AS THEY SHOULD,EVEN KIKE BABIES! FUCKING DONE WITH THE WHITE RACE BEING DESTROYED BY FILTHY KIKES.

EyeNoseJewsAreEvil

>>507656771
Thanks bro

>>507623162 (OP)
>FED!
Get off my board glow fag

This is suck a low quality bait to get fodder to the sand grind that I'm embarrassed for you

>>507623472
rolling

>>507623472
>all these newfags
I wish I saved all the OCs back when this was first posted years ago
when /pol/ still had white men to make new memes instead of all the worthless browns that infest /pol/ today that contribute nothing

>>507623472
>THE GROUND BREAKER
THE WIND BREAKER

>>507623699
wonder if his bitch ass family even cares that he got smoked

yo wut up dawg! DID U KNOW
the army is full of nasty hoes that bend over for anything and welcome pregnancy! you constantly get laid AND eventually your dick produces free spicy cottage cheese for life

>>507623162 (OP)
50k is a lot here, does the army take macacos in

>>507623472
where is "the raped"? oh it's all of them

>>507645628
"the mexican" is my favorite tf2 class

>>507658847
>you fucking brownoid mutts have no originality
>bet you wished I would've saved other people's OC to repost you newfags
Saar

>>507639535
Come get us big tough zoggie.

>>507623162 (OP)
>>507623285
tap tap tap. don't die for isreal. they already tricked us in ww2, iraq, afghanistan USS Liberty, 9/11 been doing it all of history they let the muslims into constantinople they let the moors into spain. literally opening the back door so they could sneak past the defenders. poisoning wells. kidnapping children to rape and murder throughout history. not to mention modern human trafficking and organ trafficking worldwide. Taking over all our food companies and poisoning us. Taking over our banks and blackmailing our politicians. stealing out nuclear programs and other military secrets and selling them around the world. am I missing anything anons?

tldr crimes of the jew

Do you like making glowniggers and zogbots seethe? Tap the sign!

I have a /rec/ if anyone has the image I'm thinking of. There was this incredibly funny meme made by the government posted a few years ago here in some thread that everyone laughed at and mocked. It was one of those /r9k/ images with two columns of stick figures and lines from the ones on the left (symbolizing females) pointing to the ones on the right (symbolizing males) in non-even pairings. The one at the top with most of the women pointing to had a label like "in the military" or something.

>>507623162 (OP)
>signing up to go to prison
so fucking retarded. The rules are so strict, and there are laws against talking back to your superiors that can land you in jail. You cannot banter or talk shit and you don't have the same lax freedoms as someone working in a warehouse at a corporate job. You are signing up to be an obedient prisoner.

>>507660437
who they humiliate and can order you away from your family to fight and die for some jew while your wife finds a new father for her kids. how many times do we need to see this play out before we stop fighting for the kikes. 50k is peanuts in this economy.

>>507625242
>>507623599
Die for Pissrael goy. Go kill children. It's the cool thing to do. Or else you go to jail

>>507652367
This is what I want to do, but I'd go outside the vehicle sometimes and use the rifle too.

Honestly, if you aren't afraid of death because you have an afterlife belief system sorted out. War just sounds like a bunch of fun. Real dangerous but real fun. Totally worth the risk of death. If I do oh well, not like I missed out on much. I believe I will just reincarnate anyways so who cares.

>>507623162 (OP)
Did the military recruiter really make this thread.

>>507623162 (OP)
I just enlisted. Going to kick some Ayatollah butt! The next 10/7 will be even worse with Iran having WMD's.

>>507660870
thats what you think you will do but as soon as you sign up they will be like yes we have anon he is the best soldier lets declare war on russia china iran north korea and germany just for kicks.

>>507658847
Kek great meme. He needs an ar15.

>>507654441
>I wanna join for real
>I sjouldve been born as an american u guys are spoiled brats. Just get a job like thst by signing up
I know this feel. I am Australian and wish I was born American so I could have been in a nation that has a real army and actually deploys. Wish so much I could have been a zoggy in Iraq/Afghanistan. But I was too young and Aussie and the gayDF doesn't do jack shit and never hires anything but women pogs.

USA needs to get rid of it's dumb greencard bullshit and just have a pan western legion/division to join.

LISTEN UP ALL GLOWNIGGERS! JUST START A PAN WESTERN LEGION SO NON AMERICAN WHITES CAN JOIN USA ARMY ALREADY!

>>507660582
Real life natural 1 roll

>>507661160
I am absolutely perfectly okay with that. The role of a soldier is to fight. In fact, what you sound sounds completely obvious and normal. I wouldn't really expect anything else. Sounds good though.

>>507661141
i just had a big brain movement all over my keyboard. what if. what if and now hear me out guys. what if we played along with the military and got all the retards to join and fight all these wars so hopefully our governments collapse and they are weak and we can just you know. total politician death in dungeons and dragons and we hang all the banker gnomes pic rel.

>>507623472
rawl

>>507661680
I think men are meant to fight. I just think the real ones find a good reason to fight.

>>507623472
yo if that is real it is so damn funny. the force multiplier. like damn that is a good one.

You'll get way more benefits if you enlist right now rather than waiting to be drafted. Draftees make dogshit, but people who enlist right before the draft kicks in make bank. Be smart, get your ass to a recruiter right now and sign on the dotted line.

>>507661967
A good reason to fight is to learn how to get good at it.

>>507623472
Dude C0D3 F/GT3R is so 1337, you could H4X0R5 teh enemuh base and set up them the bomb XD. I should enlist today and ask to be a 1337 H4X0R5 C0D3 F/GT3R and look at anons P3N15 in the name of national security on taxpayer dime 8).