Thread 507649250

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Day: 4
>Trump says "Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!"
>Interceptor malfunctions in Tel Aviv
>Netanyahu says Israel won’t accept any delay in the Iranian nuclear program — only its total and complete destruction.
>Trump gives "last chance" offer to Iran to denuclearize - Jerusalem Post
>Iran launches small dusk salvo at Israel (10 missiles), no impacts reported
>Iran says it is preparing for the "largest and the most intense missile attack in the history on Israeli soil"
>Iran's state TV is struck live on air
>Israel issues evacuation orders for the district 3 in Tehran, housing state media and government buildings
>Iranian Parliament to vote for withdrawal from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
>Heavy US military deployment underway in Middle East, dozens of refueling aircraft and USS Nimitz are en-route
>8 Israelis killed in missile attacks and US embassy in Tel Aviv sustained minor damage

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_j_vwdc5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihd6-KOPou4

>Telegram
>>507266456

>Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):
https://nitter.net/clashreport
https://nitter.net/ELINTNews
https://nitter.net/Faytuks

>Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

>Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com

>Maritime Traffic
Https://www.marinetraffic.com/
Https://www.vesselfinder.com/

Note: /pig/ is the neutral thread, this is neither pro-Iran nor pro-Israeli, avoid splitting like autists of /uhg/ & /chug/

RECAP:

>~25 Israeli's and ~250 Iranians killed since the start of the conflict

Day: 3
>Iran launches 3rd consecutive night of missile salvo at Israel
>Heavy Israeli airstrikes throughout Iran continue throughout the day
>Putin, after his phone call with Trump, warned Iran's leader Khamenei that his regime is in danger
>11 Israeli's killed in missile attack

Day: 2
>Iran fires ballistic missiles striking Haifa refinery, Israeli retaliation targets oil depots in Tehran
>Israel bombs Iran's largest gas refinery at South Pars gas field, as well as industrial areas in Tabriz and Tehran
>Israel says attacks on Iran are nothing compared with what is coming
>Iran fires ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv, 3 Israeli's killed

Day: 1
>Netanyahu calls on Iranian people to overthrow the regime
>Israeli airstrikes on Iran target missile silos and air bases
>Most of Iran's chain of command are killed or missing in the initial strike
>Iran's Nuclear facilities destroyed and nuclear scientists are assassinated
>Israel launches operation codenamed "Rising Lion" says the campaign will take "weeks"

>"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

>Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

>"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

>Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

>"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

>Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

>"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

>Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

"Look, I understand America First. I don't understand America Dead," - Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tells ABC News.

Today, it's Tel Aviv. Tomorrow, it's New York. Look, I understand 'America First'. I don't understand 'America Dead'."

TKD TMD TND TPD TCD TD

>>507649250 (OP)
I actually don't want America to intervene _that_ fast, because then everyone will say they saved us blah blah even tho we're doing great so far alone
I prefer they will join in 2 weeks or so

GLASS THEM

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAY JEWISH KIKE NIGGER COUNTRY SO FUCKING MUCH YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME TRUMP YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS

>JUST IN: Israeli Cabinet member Gila Gamliel:

>“We categorically demand that the United States join the war against Iran.”


JUST IN: Israeli Cabinet member Gila Gamliel:

“We categorically demand that the United States join the war against Iran.”
>JUST IN: Israeli Cabinet member Gila Gamliel:

>“We categorically demand that the United States join the war against Iran.”


JUST IN: Israeli Cabinet member Gila Gamliel:

“We categorically demand that the United States join the war against Iran.”
>JUST IN: Israeli Cabinet member Gila Gamliel:

>“We categorically demand that the United States join the war against Iran.”


JUST IN: Israeli Cabinet member Gila Gamliel:

“We categorically demand that the United States join the war against Iran.”

COPE POSTING TO SOW PANIC IS PATHETIC KIKES

I just wanna see some explosions and shit

you guys are taking trump too literally

he's just being a retard as per usual

What's about to happen?

You're not a bigot, are you?

Then get ready to die.

OMMMMMMMMMMM

iran should have taken the "deal"

>>507649250 (OP)
THEME

https://youtu.be/YaX1YqgekTg?feature=shared

WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE LIKE MISERABLE DOGS!!!!

im too young, im not ready for this!!!

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

>>507649408
Dude we have 24/7 aerial presence over Tehran.
Do you realize how much money we are bleeding?

GIVE WAR A CHANCE

...

If the dome can stop those meme missiles, they surely cant stop a nuclearhead?

Anons you know hitler was kind of a muslim himself he admired the prophet and jihad

BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

>BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

>BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

>BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

>BREAKING: Israel Security Cabinet Minister Gila Gamliel falsely claims on israeli TV that Iran attacked the US embassy. (Link below)

https://x.com/GilaGamliel/status/1934573105290027094

Its full on golem war

will I get a qt persian refugee gf?

BREAKING: THE WHITE HOUSE HAS YELLOW HIGHLIGHTERS

BREAKING
NEWS

TRUMP WEARS THE ORANGE FACE PAINT OF WAR
>TRUMP WEARS THE ORANGE FACE PAINT OF WAR
TRUMP WEARS THE ORANGE FACE PAINT OF WAR
>TRUMP WEARS THE ORANGE FACE PAINT OF WAR
TRUMP WEARS THE ORANGE FACE PAINT OF WAR
>TRUMP WEARS THE ORANGE FACE PAINT OF WAR

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

lmao they will actually die for israel

MAKE
ISRAEL
GREAT
AGAIN

B-2s ENROUTE

>>507649496
>>507649495
>>507649494

>>507649452
>>507649454
kek

lol

>>507649494
>>507649495
>>507649496
KEK

>>507649454
>>507649452
real

>>507649486
You live in Portugal anon the worst thing that could happen to you is ronaldo not winning the 2026 world cup

>Dibs: Tehran gets nuked
>Trips: WW3

>>507649498
Kek

>>507649494
>>507649496

Is Trump seriously about to attack Iran?

why did jannies nuke the last bread

Who even believes what the rat of Trump says? It's like asking the peasant what the master is saying.

WHITE HOUSE REPOSTED
HIGHLIGHTED TEHRAN EVACUATION

while israeli flags are here can someone please explain the little dots and squiggles in your language? do you always type with them or do you drop them in casual conversation? does arabic do something similar?

NUKE TEHRAN, NUKE TEL AVIV

>>507649494
>>507649495
>>507649496
I want to live to see this future.

Now is the time for USA to bomb Israel they'll never see it coming

>>507649495
Oof, you ain’t wrong, and there will be many Israelis dancing afterwards

This was all a game.
Israel's only purpose was to do surgical assassinations and take down the air defense while Trump moves assets.
Prove me wrong.

LAUNCH IT ALL IRAN DO IT NOOOOWWW

What were her precise thoughts at this moment?

>Israel Tells Airlines Not to Let Israeli Citizens Leave

TEN MILLION SHATTERED JEWELS

>ww3 finally happening
put me in the screencap before we all die
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>507649605
Jannies are geyh

>>507649494
>>507649496
FF incoming

this is getting really weird btw lol

JUST IN: IT LOOKS LIKE ISRAELIS ARE FLEEING IN MASS BY SEA TO CYPRUS

JUST IN: IT LOOKS LIKE ISRAELIS ARE FLEEING IN MASS BY SEA TO CYPRUS

JUST IN: IT LOOKS LIKE ISRAELIS ARE FLEEING IN MASS BY SEA TO CYPRUS

JUST IN: IT LOOKS LIKE ISRAELIS ARE FLEEING IN MASS BY SEA TO CYPRUS

>>507649543
Kek

>>507649615
false flag so Iran chickens out on tonight's missile launches

So apparently the local media (kiked as they all are) said that Israel claims to have complete air superiority over Tehran. Do they really, and secondly, how the fuck? Doesn't Iran have S300s and 400s, which have proven to work in Ukraine? Is it incompetence, baiting, terrain, or something else?

>>507649494
>muh shekels
Really nigger?

>>507649590
> Penaldo
> Winning anything

Lmao

>>507649635
based

>>507649683
>>507649684
uh oh

>>507649250 (OP)
Imagine being a retard thinking this guy was going actually help anyone but his rich oligarch buddies. Adorable.

Won't somebody think of the world economy!?

>>507649624
No arabic is much more sophistcated hebree is like minecraft enchantment table and sound like someone gargling water

BOMB BOMB BOMB
BOMB BOMB IRAN

don't do it donald...

>>507649740
By this point I think we are billions in debt.

>>507649250 (OP)
AYOOOOO ORANGE BOI U IS NOT DRAFTING ME ONG

Telegram links aren't on the archive anymore

Telegram channels for fastest updates and breaking news: (use tg translate function-Settings->Language->Show translate button):

Israeli news channels:
https://t.me/newssil
https://t.me/newsil2022
https://t.me/lelotsenzura
https://t.me/rakhadashot
https://t.me/New_security8200
https://t.me/newsil360
https://t.me/ziv710
https://t.me/ramreports
https://t.me/firstreportsnews
https://t.me/NewsArmy
https://t.me/News_il_h
https://t.me/kodkod_news_il
https://t.me/pkpoi
https://t.me/raknetooooo
https://t.me/divuhim1234
https://t.me/cabinetisrael
https://t.me/hazfon1
https://t.me/arabworld301news
https://t.me/israelnew21
https://t.me/lelozenzorakolahadasot
https://t.me/Hidcunim_news
https://t.me/Newss0nline
https://t.me/NewsIL365
https://t.me/Intellinews
https://t.me/Newsofmakam
https://t.me/eretzh
https://t.me/MiddleEastNewsIl
https://t.me/israelcenzura
https://t.me/baznews9
https://t.me/fekanews1
https://t.me/nitahon
https://t.me/ilnewstol
https://t.me/yediotnews

Some of the channel's haven't posted latest devs since Shabbat started, but they are very active otherwise.

English:
https://t.me/wfwitness
https://t.me/rnintel (Russian shill)
https://t.me/GeoPWatch (Pally shill)
https://t.me/AMK_Mapping (Russian shill)
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator (Hyper Iranian shill)

Arabic/Persian:
https://t.me/nayaforiraq (Iraqi shill)
https://t.me/SerajSat
https://t.me/Warlife3 (Syrian shill)
https://t.me/S0nia10
https://t.me/aljazeeraBrk
https://t.me/mahdaviatsiasi (Iranian shills)
https://t.me/M_Mahdibaba (Iranian shills)
https://t.me/mehwaralmokawma (Arab shill)
https://t.me/sepahcybery (Iranian shills)
https://t.me/work160
https://t.me/Rasdd24
https://t.me/Sa7atPlBreaking (Pally shill)
https://t.me/Nirouhaye_mosallah312 (Iranian shills)
https://t.me/SAUSWS5
https://t.me/unewschannel
https://t.me/final_battle313 (Iranian shills)
https://t.me/sarbazane_g (Iranian shills)
https://t.me/rasedal3ado138e (Lebanese shills)

You welcome

comfiest time to live in the middle of nowhere

>>507649624
Oh, you must have had pork at sometime in your lifetime. It would make sense otherwise

>>507649699
checked

>>507649742
Pessi if finished he couldn't even beat al ahly in cwc the goat already won the nations league in his 40s the debate is over

>>507649494
>implying israel pays for anything
The golems will pay, as usual

>>507649737
All their air defense shit got knocked out.

YOU WILL BE DRAFTED TO DIE FOR ISRAEL AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY. BETTER GET FIT BEFORE THE DRAFT AMERICANS

>>507649740
>>507649494
Who is Jewing whom?

hebrew:
Unconfirmed reports that Trump would sign and Americans joined the fighting within hours

We have an opportunity to ensure there is lasting peace and stability in the region. Israel has done an excellent job at dismantling Iran's proxies like Hezbollah and Hamas and Assad has been overthrown. It's time to cut the head of the snake. One bunker buster onto the nuclear facility and one on the Ayatollah's compound. When the theocratic extremist dictatorship is overthrown, Iran can remerge like a phoenix from the ashes and contribute positively to regional and global security.

>>507649728
Retard
That's ships bringing back Israelis stuck in there
Miri regev the transportation minister announced it earlier today

>>507649728
>choose life

>>507649857
Based and country pilled.

>>507649688
full video show that people warned her to get out a minute before the attack she didnt want to

>>507649624
Retard, it's braille so blind people can read it too.

cloudy with a chance of jdams

Thread runs so fast no one will mention I'm posting from gay bunker

How could you forget about Ukraine? Kiїyїuv is getting demolished right now!

>>507649788
>tfw we gonna die so Iran doesn't leak the Epstein files

THE WHITE HOUSE HAS JUST RAISED THE BIG MAC OF WAR

>>507649595
Not-Yet™
https://youtu.be/dd7qgRPpd3w

>>507649494
>>507649496
I believe it. It will be blamed on Iran tho

>>507649809
>hebree is like minecraft enchantment table
lmao

Lets see....China, Russia and Pakistan have already said than if muricans attack Iran they join war...Who bluffing or none?

>>507649624
It's called nikud, it tells you the vowels
Its only used in print text and the bible
In this pic there is nikud but also 'teamim' which is further how you pronounce it in singing in the synagogue

Stop memeflagging homo

>>507649688
She could hear it approaching and was literally saying that "what you hear is the enemy's attack"

>>507650033
russia lost

Oh look, a nothingburger lol

>>507650033
its ovyir

>>507649983
Fucking america ruins everything theybdeserve what is happening to them

>>507649624
its meant for pronunciation of a letter in a certain manner (similar concept to e u o i h in english for example but more variance in sounds)
its unused regularly because your brain is wired to remember these things with practice as most words are a unique combination of letters

>>507649857
Any Spanish Mastiffs around?

>>507650082
When did they say that? I want to see

>>507650074
Fake quote.

>>507649857
do you guys have ticks in spain?
little bastard bugs who climb up on you, latch on, suck your blood for days and give terrible diseases?
i have some land that is nice, but it is the land of the devil right now due to those

>>507649855
Lol okay rabbi, notice you didn't put idf shill in any of your links for israeli

>>507650033
Our defense investments there are turning out great. Just wait your turn.

>>507649624
it's called niqqud
writing with niqqud is called niqqud ma'le
and without niqqud ha'ser
it dictates how to pronounce words and the fact we don't use it day to day is the bane of everyone who tries to learn hebrew as an adult

>>507650032
>jew
>gay bunker
We all know anon

>>507649968

So like dumbasses the Iranians had all of it either offline, in plain sight, or just that Israeli glowies are that good.

>>507649857
Lovely

ISRAEL WON IRAN LOST GET FUCKED THIRDIES HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

are there any Webms of the Iran TV getting hit?

>>507650082
China and Russian have been quiet, Iran is fucked

>>507649575
Being Israel's golem is truly the ultimate blessing

>>507650016
Why don't they use these type of massive bombings? Rocketing one by one from 1500kms is lame

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>>507650032
You know, you could just say you’re at your uncles house, we all know

biggest bitch of the century

Israel should provide Iranians with free wifi so we can see some kino

>>507650176
Niqqud means money in arabic as expected of greedy jews

>>507650033
>remember about Ukraine!
>remember about Ukraine!
>remember about Ukraine!
you're almost as bad as the hohols, fuck off

All roads out of Tehran are jammed for miles and miles

>>507650082
All three will cuck out. Russia has already cucked out of safety guarantees towards Armenia

I shit post about wanting to see nukes go off but I’m not serious about it I hope our lunatic government doesn’t nuke them. I could see trump doing that tho to “prevent an all out war”

>>507650160
oh yeah, they're everywhere in Europe sadly. In the summer you gotta wear long pants and check your legs when you get home
>>507650152
nope, only a German shepherd

Why does USA like circumsised cock so much?

>>507650176
Can't be as bad as trying to learn a tone language like Mandarin. Shitty fucking language.

Palestine will be genocided and forgotten.
Iran will be balkanized
The jewish century has... BEGUN!

>trump is signalling that the u.s. has intelligence suggesting a major escalation
>trump is signalling U.S. Involvement
>trump is bluffing
which is it, /pig/?

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks
Tell the Ayatollah, "Gonna put you in a box!"
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Ol' Uncle Sam's gettin' pretty hot
Time to turn Iran into a parking lot
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers;
Call the financiers; better get their ass in gear
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
(Let's nuke 'em! Whoo!)

Call on our allies to cut off their supplies
Get our hands untied, and bring em' back alive
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand
Bomb Iran
Our people you been stealin'
Now it's time for "keelin", bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

>>507650288
checked

>>507650367
tabriz soon

this is absolutely wild. how much are you losers getting paid? you're not here normally because the things you complain about normally don't get complained about.

FUCK ISRAEL. FUCK THE JEWS. FUCK THE TALMUD. FUCK ELOHIM. FUCK THE VOID. FUCK THE TORAH.

>>507650367
NO PANIC
O

P
A
N
I
C

>>507650082
China. Doesn't give a fuck/
Russia. Too busy with Ukraine
Pakistan. LOL

>>507650372
Security agreements mean nothing. US didn't uphold theirs with Ukraine, Russia doesn't uphold theirs with Iran.

SOON

>>507650322
As my words are your currency

https://x.com/RepFine/status/1934742721350259094

BOMBS AWAY
>BOMBS AWAY
BOMBS AWAY
>BOMBS AWAY
BOMBS AWAY
>BOMBS AWAY
BOMBS AWAY
>BOMBS AWAY

BOMBS AWAY
>BOMBS AWAY
BOMBS AWAY
>BOMBS AWAY

>>507650396
Thr jews control the federal bank

>>507650244
Iran wishes they could

>Amerigolems woke up
Looks like Iran will be a crater by the end of the month. Sad

THREE BIG BOOMS IN TEHRAN

>>507650424
all three and also none of them

>>507649429
Just like Woodrow Wilson

>>507650082
No they haven't lmao. Only one Pakistan military commander said they would nuke Israel if they used nuclear weapons, and he was overruled by the Defence minister.

>>507650437
Fellow jihadi allah akbar

>>507650442
Kike won
You lost

>>507649857
fuck my stupid brazilian life

>>507650463
these people are nuts

>>507650367
im getting dejavu

>>507650367
LMAO THIS IS NOT NORMAL TRAFFIC!

>>507650033
lmao get fucked, petukh

BROS?

>>507650367
Well yes, this would be the result.
kek if he’s just twitter trolling

>>507650367
Oh now they listen to trump!

EXPLOSIONS

people in tehran don't have to go to work tomorrow, I guess technically this must therefore be a geographically limited burger

Why isnt China coming to Iran's aid?

okay gooner

>>507650159
it still accurately describes the relationship between the US and Israel, it's parasitic

>>507650496
half of the thread is full of them

>>507650537
shia are kufar wallahi my akhee

Trump is the biggest bullshitter.
Ignore him Iran, he's not in charge of your countries defence.
However, if the US bombs Tel-aviv to dust to stop you from persuing a nuclear weapon then the worl will be entirely on your side after.

>>507650176
>We made it exceptionally difficult to learn as adults
Yes, we are based
We are very based

>>507649809
I've noticed you guys drop some of the little lines in casual texts too. pic related

>>507650090
>>507650131
>>507650176
thanks. english should do something like this honestly. we could use diacritics/accent marks when learning as kids but drop them as adults. english spelling is chaotic as fuck

الموت لليهود الخنازير الملاعين

>>507649688
this

>>507649250 (OP)
Wtf

https://x.com/RepMTG/status/1934743931482247634

PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS
>PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS
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>Trump says everyone should evacuate Tehran
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1934745869821370570
>Iran warns civilians to evacuate Tel Aviv
https://www.palestinechronicle.com/iran-calls-for-tel-aviv-evacuation-amid-missile-strikes-that-killed-24/
>Aircraft Carrier Group and dozens of USAF tankers head to Middle East
https://www.twz.com/air/major-u-s-middle-east-focused-buildup-confirmed
>Iran claims to have shot down 4th F-35 fighter jet
https://www.samaa.tv/2087335080-iran-shoots-down-4th-israeli-f-35-jet
>246-character Emergency Action Message broadcasted via USAF’s HFGCS
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1933923981918171564
>UVB-76 broadcasts message after Iranian nuclear sites bombed
https://t.me/uvb76logs/466
>Pakistan vows to ‘stand behind’ Iran, calls for Muslim unity against Israel
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/pakistan-vows-to-stand-behind-iran-calls-for-muslim-unity-against-israel/3598231

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_j_vwdc5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZaBTl3c5H0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fot8_pXYqGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK0PLBNZpko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HpElSUCQWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihd6-KOPou4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LuNFpyHzs

>Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

>Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com

>Maritime Traffic
Https://www.marinetraffic.com/
Https://www.vesselfinder.com/

>Radiation World Map
https://gmcmap.com/index.asp

>Number Stations
https://priyom.org/number-stations

>>507650367
if Trump gave the warning it means he will allow for many hours of evacuation, that means the happening can be tomorrow or even after tomorrow...

>>507650082
Errrm they definitely didn't say that but I wouldn't be surprised if they helped supply them. Not that I think the war will last long after the US joins since I'm think they hit the nuclear facility and some military targets then call it a day. Though that's me coping because I don't want my country in another useless war.

>>507649595
>Quads: Pakistan preemptively nukes tel aviv

>>507650424
Trumps quote is spreading like wild fire, Marco Rubio and the official White House account reposted it.

>>507650367
run you fools

>>507649728
>IN MASS

A MASS OF WHAT? FORESKINS?!

>>507650626
they will come in later and issue predatory loans to everyone

>>507649494
>>507649495
>>507649496
Based Falseflaggers

>>507650639
Based

i hear nuke this nuke that but is there a plain big ass bomb that will simply thrn any city into pile of ashes?

>>507650626
too busy making covid 2: electric boogaloo

>>507650456
>. US didn't uphold theirs with Ukraine,
you didn't have them btw

>>507650634
If you're interested in real material regarding the US-Israel special relationship read this thread:
>>507377724

????

dont you dare fly over my house, nigel

>>507650711
RIP TEHRAN

>>507649728
literally israelis who want to come back lol
you cant leave this place even if you wanted to right now

where is China?
where is Russia?

>>507650572
Bomb Bomb Bomb!
Bomb Bomb Iran!

so... is anything happening?
why are you guys just posting meme arrows?

I'm tired but I don't want to miss the next happening.

Picture my friend sent me from tel aviv after the strikes. Israel will not fall, God wills it.

>>507650736
besides nukes, not really, the difference in yield between a nuke and a conventional bomb is just too big

>>507650214
jews can't win without american involvement

Israel doesn't seem to be needing the help, since the attacks over the past day were very weak. Will the US just drop bunker busters and take the credit for toppling the regime?

>>507649857
Spain's always been weird to me, it's not as green as the rest of europe but not completely desert like the countries south of it, what even is it's climate

>>507650463
I keep thinking those checkmarks are stars of david

>>507650641
>Ignore him Iran, he's not in charge of your countries defence.
you can literally hear explosions in Tehran livestreams lmao

they prob should listen to Daddy T

>>507650456
There was no US security treaty with Ukraine

>>507650789
nigel flew a fucking chinuk over my house like a month ago

>>507650832
Won't be tonight they still have to move assets

>>507649728
Dunkerque 2.0

>>507649855
Thanks anon
I made a rentry for it:
https://rentry.org/pigtelegram
(also removed the shills text)

OP >>507649250 (OP)
please replace the
>Telegram
link with this, thank you

I am a warrior bred for combat

>>507649962
Whose plane?

>>507650367
I mean I'd evacuate too but man I hate seeing this... All those people forced to leave their home for bullshit.

>>507650428
In exchange for the cute Negev, have the video song kike
https://files.catbox.moe/rw4o66.mp4

>>507650852
Semi arid

Guess what? I’m a loyal shrimper! :wahey:

>>507650832
prepare your jussy

>>507649429
You got fucking memed MIGAmutt m8.

>>507649857
Nier Replicant vibes. Redhead twins must be nearby.

>>507650776
Is this weird? Like something has to be going on???

>>507650852
Northern Spain is just as green as the rest of Europe.

>>507650850
I think literally the only thing Israel can't do easily is use the bigger bunker busters even if they strapped them to a C-130 so the burgers showing up with a B-2 to do it makes sense.

>>507650850
It's funny to have this happen right when Iran is starts on their big doomsday attack that will go on all night.

at least when war was happening in my country it wasn't the fucking president of the fucking united states issuing evacuation notices
holy shit poor iranians

>>507650832
same

>>507650867
Doesn't look like the same ring though

>>507650806
There are some people from my country in Israel and they managed to go to some neighboring country to leave...

>>507650867
I have 48 cameras up and ive heard nothing.
Post the link thanks.

Fuck it, may as well hit Iran hard at this point and put them out of their misery.
They're the ultimate Paper Tiger.

>>507650842
Lmao cope bitch, I bet you were spamming missile webms a hour ago.

>>507650930
is it not mediterranean?

>>507649728
Not on my watch
:)

>>507650807
>Russia
Iran refused to sign deal with them until TODAY.

it's ogre. sorry ameribro.
>>507650592
you're going to Shiraz.

>>507650852
You'd be surprised to learn that it has savannah.

>>507650899
Sure

>>507649740
Really? You never noticed?

>>507649624
>does arabic do something similar?
yes.
vowels aren't written in casual arabic. not even in official documents.
hardcore older arabic didn't even draw dots on letters.

So there's clearly going to be something yuge in Tehran right? Are they finally going after Khomeini with bunker busters?

>>507650894
They literally have heavy bombers in Diego Garcia, that's just a few hours. Bomb the Fordow nuclear facility and we're done.

>>507651000
CHECKED

>>507651031
you're a jew and you know i'm right

>>507650942
Based

>>507650976
it's another bluff
remember the tariff thing?
>tariffs
>no tariffs
>tariffs
>no tariffs
it's don's signature move, to just flip flop on something this severe to sort of throw everyone into "shock" so he can pitch something sane
>art of the deal, nigger

What will weirdo neo-cons obsess over next when Iran is dealt with? North Korea I assume?

>>507650815
NIGGER

>>507650852
Its climate is mass deforestation, weird fuckin country.

>>507651009
aiyre fikon ya kos omek

>>507649429
That's what you get for voting for a man with no concrete policy except I make it up as I go

LMAO IT WAS COPE RETARDS FUCK YOU
ISRAEL IS GETTING IT TONIGHT

>>507651010
He didn't. Israel did.

>>507650592
It's over

>>507651000
WTF is this real? Will americans die over some uncircumcised cocks?

>>507651055
thanks
>>507651057
wtf

>>507650887
i live alone on 30 acres innawoods. i consider property a micro-nation and keep simply my airspace is closed to brits

Blumpf is just doing what he was already doing before Israel attacked, which is giving off the appearance of being ready for all out war to get his way. He's trying to bring them back to the table

Not that the US won't get dragged into it, they will, but some cryptic intimidating truthxitter post isn't how America is going to announce it's involvement in the war

haha Lookner just confirmed it as I was typing out this post

>>507651067
Thanks m8, you're the best baker

another fake out by Trump CNN reports

>>507651195
>>507651192
kek

>>507650592
they took off now?

>>507650655
The scribbles above the letter are called tashkeel they determine which way you say the letter so let's say ح is h if h has the dash above it its said like haaaaa if under it heeee if the thing that looks like حُ it's hooooo if it's حْ you say the letter without any sound if it's حّ you make a double letter with the sound it's accompanied by from the tashkeel i mentioned before if it's حٍ حً حٌ you say the eorld with thr written sound but the mark as you see is duplicated so you make a ن or n sound at the end of it

>>507651192
>>507651195
So true

>>507651195
YES

nothing ever happens. watch. nothing is gonna fucking happen. just one retarded nothingburger like always.

>>507651028
i think at this point they are just going full regime change because they can, they didint expect iran to be this weak and easy to have their way with, pretty disappointing we wont get dead kikes kino

>>507651192
>>507651195
isn't that something?

The warning gives at least 20 hours for evacuation. In my opinion happening is on Wednesday the earliest

>it was fucking nothing
Bro...someone tell Trump to stop shitposting

>>507651192
>>507651195
ãccurate

>>507651169
very poor lebanese
i give it a C for effort

>>507651145
China

>>507651192
>>507651195

>>507651145
The UK
Cant let muslims get nukes.

>>507650867
The whitehouse has posted that "he didnt mean it" lmao, what a load of bullshitter bluff lmao
"Just come to the table"
Iran told him to fuck off and he buckled, bibi in tears now doomscrolling tiktok and masturbating...

>>507651000
checked
>everything is fine

>>507651192
>>507651195
Three threads in a row, kek.

>>507651192
>>507651195
oh dear

I assume he's trying to generate a mass exodus from the capital to cause disorder within the country, increasing possibility of revolt against regime.

turk where are you

>>507651192
>>507651195
Oh no.... muslimsisters....

>>507650592
good day to be draft exempt at least

>>507649357
Lol kikeanyahu is threatening us.
Who cares?
Nuke jew york i dont care

>>507651010
>scams his voters with trump coin
>tanked the economy
>stopped deporting
>sells them phones
>didn't stop any war
>starts war with Iran
This is all a fucking joke

>>507649250 (OP)
Breaking News: France has just surrendered.

>>507651000
BOMB
BOMB
BOMB

BOMB
BOMB

IRAN!

>>507651145
>North Korea
Unlike Iran that one is actually too risky and neocons are all taken over by MAGA and are dead as a political movement anyways
I think they'll just join MAGA in bitching about europe 24/7

Trump needs to tell the kikes trying to drag him into this war to fuck off. The only solution for peace is TKD.

>>507651256
this. as much as i want it to go south for everyone in the middle east, absolutely nothing will be happening tonight

buzzer fart sound on 8992khz has been going on for two minutes now...

>>507651195
Confirmed

>>507651145
Lebanon.

>>507651192
>>507651195
WTFWTFWTFWTF

>>507651010
it's a special military operation, chud

>>507651317
>The Four Great Jobbers
kekkaroooooo

wheres the baker?

>>507650976
Nope, just Trump shitposting.
White House official says Trump’s post urging Tehran evacuation reflects urgency for Iran to come to talks
From CNN’s Kaitlan Collins in Calgary, Alberta

A White House official told CNN on Monday that President Donald Trump’s social media post telling Iranians to “immediately evacuate Tehran” reflected the urgency of the need for Iran to come to the table as its tit-for-tat with Israel continues.
>The official said that Trump has been receiving regular updates from Secretary of State Marco Rubio and other officials throughout the day while in the Canadian Rockies for the G7 summit.

Earlier Monday, a CNN team saw Vice President JD Vance, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Dan Caine and other top aides gathering at the White House.

Trump suggested earlier Monday that he could soon strike a diplomatic agreement with Iran that would end its current conflict with Israel, saying action on such a plan could come as soon as he leaves the G7 summit in Canada.

>>507651282
lebanese is gay desu

>>507651368
yes but theyre always active

NEW

>>507651329
>>507651329
>>507651329
>>507651329
>>507651329

>>507651317
based retards
they think Biden is still in charge

>>507651368
From where?

is it happening or not?

>>507649952
It is time for people of color, the LGBTQ+ community, and women to show their valor and equality. Their place is on the front line leading the way in the conflict to come.

>>507651317
the threats of the Resistance don't carry much weight nowadays...

>>507651426
yeah we're secretly developing nukes

>>507651405
Thats up to you and me buddy.
They have trump by the balls. And maybe trump is ethnically jewish

>>507651317
>shroogs

Thr next jihad wave is going to be very violent more than before because of current regimes oppression and what israel has been doing since 7th october with the help of the west

Two more weeks

>>507651386
>>scams his voters with trump coin
i liked trump until this very moment, i immediately did a 360 here

>>507649737
idk if what i'm about to say is real or not because i didn't look up a proper article about the subject but they say jews had troops and bases in Iran and they destroyed the defences with drones from inside Iran

GOD IS GUARDING ISRAEL
HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE ARE SAFE

>>507651398
What do you mean they're dead as a movement? They're currently enjoying their first boners in 15 years watching US jets go flying off to defend gods chosen people and bomb and new and exciting desert shithole nation.

>>507651595
inshaAllah the mujahideen of khorasan will rise and march to quds

>>507651282
ahem, let me try: ya sharmuta manayek allahu ackbar wakef wakef walla ana batuchak, mashallah

>>507651240
that's actually really cool. I have to zoom in to even see them. no wonder they're dropped online

>>507651595
You are talking to wh*ites who are not familiar with islamic eschatology so they dont see the sings and how many prophecies have already come true.

>>507651551
>Anonymous source: Lebanese top scientists are developing WMDs

>>507650463
Of course some fat murrikan kike would say this.

>>507651753
this is just generic arabic

>>507650852
Southern France, southern Italy and Greece are pretty yellowish as well, at least the non-mountainous parts. But you're right, Spain is the most arid looking country in Europe, i thought that Barcelona area was literally desert when I was visiting. It has to do with vicinity of Africa and Gulf stream

>>507651654
Amen!

>>507649543
>>507649494
So much funny in this thread!

OK, let me tell you the dream I had. My skin turned brown and I was in the Special Forces in Iran. I commanded a unit that snuck in from Lebanon and we were collecting Israeli scalps like in "Inglorious Basterds". We would scalp the Jews with the skull caps on. We would spare the Jews that gave us intel but cut a star of david on their forehead so that they could never again sneak away and pretend to be a goy. There was actually a Jew on our team named Hymie Liebowitz who hated the IDF and had killed 9 officers in the IDF and we had sprung him out of prison. Natalie Portman was also on our side feeding us intel.

>>507652163
yeah sorry thats the best I can do

>>507652477
it's the thought that counts