Thread 507651879

I cant be drafted, I'm transgender and pass as a woman.

Enjoy being blown up in Iran boys, I'll just be out walking around, shopping and sipping coffees. Good luck!

>>507651879 (OP)
You will be forced to detransition and sent to some shithole place to be killed.

>>507651879 (OP)
That's Kim Jenner

>>507652114
you mean Kandee

>>507651879 (OP)
You're a dude and you'll always be a dude. What might get you out is that you're mentally ill.

oh fuck, trannies avoid the draft but not the rope!!!

>>507652099
How will you force me, you'll be in the desert lol

>>507652296
>you're mentally ill

But I'm not a Conservative

>>507651879 (OP)
Same gurl, I can’t wait to hand white feathers to little chuddies knowing that I’ll be safe and cozy at home

>>507652359
Sure, can you show me how the rope works by trying it on yourself first, I need a big strong man to show me because I'm just so stupid lol

>>507651879 (OP)
Turn off at least 4 filters then post again.

>>507652724
Absolutely based beyond belief.

I'll keep a load of them in my purse and berate them for being scared of war! Maybe they should've been less anti trans!

>>507652890
British people are the ugliest in the world, you killed the dentists and stole the spices, and now you have no empire lmao

>>507653083
Tell me what products achieved these eyebrows >>507651879 (OP)

>>507651879 (OP)
>I'm transgender and pass as a woman.
No, LMAO
Also your brown. You'll be deported not drafted.

>>507652787
trannies mad

>>507653270
Girl, stop being broke and just go to the salon

>>507651879 (OP)
Let me dump a hot load in your poop pussy before I suck your girl cock

>>507653477
It puts the noose around its neck or else it gets the shitpost again!

>>507653502
I'm a make-up artist, I already know. I just want you to show that you don't.

That didn't stop Ukraine.

>>507653741
Any moid can know you use tweezers, or wax, eyebrow pencil, maybe mascara or gel

Its like saying what's better for nails, acrylic or gel lol basic stuff

>>507653753
Yeah but I pass, are they really gonna drag off a 5'3 woman? I don't think so lol

>>507651879 (OP)
> I'm transgender
KYS faggot

>>507652628
The US Army will force you upon drafting. Should you resist or refuse, you'll be sent off to the worst front to die.

>>507654420
That's not what I asked, I asked what products. If you don't know, then there we go.I can see 4 products on the eyebrow alone.

>>507654913
Wow you really know your makeup!

>>507654644
Why do I need to kms when I'll be able to watch you get blown up hy ai drone on reddit?

>>507654734
The won't because of how pretty I am, the MP will be like we're looking for this big burly man and I'll just lie and say oh sounds like this guy I used to date, he just put his address as mine because he was homeless, bye bye officer!

>>507655154
It's my job, I make a lot of money from it. Since HD became the norm everyone from rugby players to military spokesmen need make-up to not look like the undead on camera.

>>507654913
Yeah thats why I pay people lol

>>507653628
just Bantz trannie, no need to get upset

>>507655304
> Why do I need to kms
You physically disgust 99.999% of humanity

>>507651879 (OP)
That's not you, you ugly axe wounded whore

>>507655694
Its cool we both posted our selfies ITT

>>507651879 (OP)
>tell the draft officer I'm whatever "gender nonconforming" is
>Refuse to elaborate
>Draft deferred
>Magas too proud to do the same
Have fun dying in a desert magapedes.

>>507655559
Ha especially in the UK I bet, british hags looks exceptionally ghastly it must be hard work making them look a little lively

>>507655906
Haha you're alright, cis boy, you get a trans-pass

>>507655562
Yes and they tell you what they are. Name the products please.
>>507656010
It's magic like that, can even make a man look like a woman if they know the products.

>>507656298
Or a woman look like a woman in the case of the British hahaha
I don’t know a thing about makeup, never used any

>>507656446
Well you're a man and I assume not on TV or a model, so why would you.

>>507651879 (OP)
Do you understand this will be the end of you?

The same tranny revolution happened in Russia and Ukraine but after the war started and soldiers who served their contract or who were decommissioned came back they just started killing these mentally ill trannies and even gays because they lost all their tolerance in the war.

>>507651879 (OP)
Same, I'm a Catholic transgirl, pass as a woman and I'm a conscientious objector for religious reasons so the most I can do is be a hospital corpswoman, an all-ages barracks bunny, or help raise the boys' morale in other ways.... as long as it's wholesome, of course!
I wanna serve my country but with love and not bullets.

>>507656996
Name the products on the OP image eyebrows

>>507651879 (OP)
>I'm transgender

>>507657194
I do the no-makeup makeup and don't use eye pencils, blush, eyeliners, eyeshadow, or all that so I dunno!
Sorry... but I think if you show it to some makeup place at the mall, they can help you out! :3

>>507652890
Likely looks like this guy, minus the filters.

>>507657945
You look cute!

>>507657945
That's the OP fag's real pic, minus the filters

>>507658038
Not me, you moron

>>507657945
She’s gonna be a pretty girl with a few years hormones, I’d bet money

>>507658448
Oh, I'm sorry...

>>507658559
Its gonna be a self inflicted dead statistic. I'd bet money on that

>>507657715
Another one, thank you.

>>507651879 (OP)
If I get dragged to the front lines I'm shooting the nearest high ranking officer the second a gun is in my hands

>>507657945
Isn't that actually the same person? They look very similar.

>>507659405
Wait nvm OP is Kylie Jenner, lol. I thought they were a Drag Queen

>>507659405
That's what I said. OP minus the glam filters. It's a dude playing dress up and make up.
The beans and wiener are still intact.

>>507651879 (OP)
>cant be drafted
Have you seen the Ukraine vanning vids? Anyone can be drafted.
>pass as a woman
No.

>>507659848
No OP pic is actually just Kylie Jenner.

>>507656935
Bold of you to assume you'll come back from this war

But yes, bullies always target the vulnerable

Imagine bragging that your to retarded to be drafted into a war lol.

>>507656996
Girl, we're goddesses, we deserve the best roles. We should perform a dance at shows, like in Full Metal Jacket

I'd also love to be the woman who does admin, process each man on the computer as they line up, I'll wish each one good luck! I'd much prefer to just carry on shopping and watching my dramas though lol

We're the good trans, they won't touch us

>>507658448
Yes it is, own your image girl

>>507660888
Sorry I would reply but dead men can't hear

>>507658921
You're welcome!
My own kit is just Cover Girl clean pro setting powder, Dermablend liquid foundation 10n, Luna Long Lasting Tip Concealer 0.7N, and Rhoto melty lip. I don't use very much, and I don't need all the extra!

>>507659968
They don't draft women in Ukraine, also I do pass, I've had my vagina done and no man can tell

I'm sure you have bigger worries than me though :)

>>507661072
I didn't watch all of that movie, it was a bit too much for me when they beat up the heavier guy at night for messing up during training...

>I pass
You don't even pass the "I believe I am a woman test". You need to reverse years of (societal) male conditioning. This is mainly a male dominated website --- enjoy your daily dose of masculine conditioning.

>>507661710
Poor Private Pyle. Its very sad.

War is very sad, but its what everyone voted for, they saw that trans people exist and said "ok send me to world war three and make eggs expensive". People are weird, it's very sad

>>507663211
Huh?