Thread 507662693

Dodging the draft is deceptively simple anons, and I'll teach you how to be exempt. I am exempt from the draft or even Selective Service. My name was taken off the list completely.

Mental illnesses is the direction you want to take with this. Depression, Anxiety, and PBD are examples of illnesses that DO NOT make you exempt. I have diagnosed Schizophrenia (Schizo-affective Disorder exactly). The military doesn't want you to know this, that schizos don't have to go to the front lines. Here is how I got a diagnosis, just copy my symptoms:

>Have only auditory hallucinations
>Hear a total of 3 voices in your head that are all distinct
>Be paranoid about the littlest things
>Have a delusion about yourself
>Mine is that I am a time traveler from the 2060's that lost his memories
>The 3 voices feed into this delusion
>Stumble on your words occasionally, sometimes pause during sentences and say you forgot what you were going to say.
>Have manic and depressive episodes that last about 1-2 weeks at a time.
>Watch something (people, train, cars) for an absurdly long time and disassociate (1-3 hours)
>Tell a doctor your symptoms and cry often
>Meet with a Psychologist
>Get a diagnosis
>Get prescribed meds (you will get a really small dose at first, so lie and say it's not working to get a bigger dose)
>Bigger doses make it look like you are more ill than you really are
>Don't take any of the medication, still pick it up, but don't consume

If you follow these steps, you too can avoid the draft. I registered for the Selective Service at 18, and at 28 today I am not registered, I cannot be drafted, and I can't have any Government or Military position whatsoever.

Good luck anons, and remember, don't die for Israel.

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What the.. how are you going to do all that when they are at your door?
Just pee pee poo poo your panties and screech as loud as you can for mommy.

Dumb goyim you think you can avoid getting drafted to die in the mountains bog Iran for Israel? Lmao

>get a schizo diagnosis
>can't own guns anymore

>>507662693 (OP)
>Pretend to be mentally ill
>Actually is mentally ill
Tale as old as time.

remember: you can't do the classic shit/piss your pants to avoid this draft. israelis wear diapers to war, so can you

Or you can be a sex offender

>>507662693 (OP)
MODS DELETE THIS NOW. ALL MUST SERVE

>>507664011
Not true everywhere. I'm in Indiana and have a handgun. Got it in 2021. I didn't need to go through any special requirements for it, just a regular background check.

>>507664042
lol, government efficiency there everyone. You have to pretend to be mentally ill while being actually mentally ill in order for government to be able to detect it

>>507662693 (OP)
>Don't take any of the medication, still pick it up, but don't consume
Won't work, they blood test regularly for jewish fucks like you

>>507662693 (OP)
Should have trooned out.
Thanks Trump for sparing the valuable lives of transfolx while /pol/lacks get drone striked.

>>507662693 (OP)
>Sorry Mr draft officer. I cannot serve in the war against Iran because I am schizophrenic and have 3 separate voices in my head.
>The first is my regular everyday voice
>The second is of Joseph Goebbel's loyal assistant. This voice regularly tells me how evil Jews are and how to make antisemitic propaganda against Israel. It also tells me to show "KIKE KIKE KIKE" whenever I see someone with a large nose or curly hair.
>The third is from my past life as a young Russian girl hiding during the Mongol invasions. She tells me to piss myself whenever I get scared. This might cause trouble during trench warfare.

>>507662693 (OP)
None of this is true. Don't ruin your life

>>507669905
220k people accused of draft dodging Vietnam. Only 3200 people went to jail out of 1.9 million drafted. You have better odds of dying from covid than being jailed from draft dodging. Surveillance means nothing without the resources and man power to catch and convict you. They cant even deport people. The backlog will be eclipsed by time and sentiment.

>>507664011
/thread

>>507671758
Survelliance does mean something it means heavy investment and pissed off spied people

>>507671758
They didn't have this level of survelliance during Vietnam.
Don't do it this way.

>>507662693 (OP)
mfw I'm a boomer laughing at you zoomers about to die for jews

>>507662693 (OP)
People posting about a draft are merely being edgelords, right?
Do you actually believe there will be a draft?

I got kicked out of the Army for a "personality disorder" and got to keep my GI Bill.

(Schizotypal specifically)

>>507662693 (OP)
Get drafted and then do nothing. Free R&B and healthcare. It's a NEETs dream.

I’m just going to constantly shit myself till they send me home idk

>>507672665
If the war is big enough, yes.

>>507662693 (OP)
wouldn't it be better to just kill whoever knocks on your door?

>>507662693 (OP)
Denounce the US, denounce the talmud, crossdress and flee to Canada (fuck off we are full)

>>507662693 (OP)
Yea, but they'll red-flag you and take your guns.

im 37 and a felon
i have been diagnosed with schizophrenia, autism and asbergers.

>>507673443
*try to take your guns

around 2017 i had a psychotic attack and had to go to the psych ward, long story short i have to take anti psychotics now. im also mid 30s, im ageing out of the draft

>>507662693 (OP)
>be me
>be fat (think Great Unclean One)
>missing teeth
>balding
>uses amphetamines, hallucinogenics, opiates
>chronic depression diagnosed Schizoid
>rampant racism
>never registered for selective service
>32
Ya, go ahead, draft me you'll find out soon enough I don't respect authority. You think I'm going to let a female drill instructor yell at me? That bitch will be swallowing her own teeth behind my fist. And your 'male' instructors will be met with rape in their sleep (via rubber ducky. the plastic rifle they issue you with)
>inb4 you won't do shit
Come and find out then glownigger.

Being a pants shitting duck cosplaying lunatic with a swastika tattoo?

>>507662693 (OP)
i can't do this because I'm a doctor and it'll fuck up my license

although if I get drafted I'll be an officer. not the worst thing in the world

>>507662693 (OP)
I’ll just tell the draft officer that i hate kikes and niggers

Better yet if the draft officer is a nigger I’ll call him a nigger

Just saw off your foot

I'm pretty sure if you say that you're racist they won't take you. They will obviously be desperate for ANY male, fat, retarded and the like (average American). So you'd be better to prove it by going on a spiel about niggers. Although, you'd probably keep your teeth if you bestow some knowledge about Kikes in the middle of the draft office.

>>507662693 (OP)
Fucking retard, they literally drafted niggers with AIDS and Down Syndrome in Ukraine, you think muh depression and muh anxiety will save you from getting droned? Your only option is to move to a non aligned nation like Chile and just wait this shit out

South America or Africa are your only options, but no one wants to go to Africa

>>507662693 (OP)
go buy womans clothing and a wig. Answer the door wearing it.

>>507672007
>>507672136
I anticipated your comment. It's already been addressed. Out if 220k accused.. as in surveillance.. where there is evidence and they accuse you... only 3200 were actually jailed. Knowledge and evidence means nothing. It's the logistics of putting it all together, accusing, catching, prosecuting and convicting. Cry some more.

>>507662693 (OP)
>easiest way
Apply for MAID

What If you’re middle aged like me? Do I still got to dodge or do they dodge me?

>>507662693 (OP)
if they actually start drafting people they wont give a shit about your excuses
>you have autism? We have a special job for you :)
>NOW SCRUB THE MRE SHARTS OUT OF THIS JOHN YOU MUSHMOUTH PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH

>>507677033
Frag them. Salute them on the combat field.

>>507662693 (OP)
Encouraging or instructing someone on how to evade the draft could potentially be interpreted as aiding or abetting draft evasion, which is generally prohibited by law. For example, Title 50, U.S. Code § 3811 specifically mentions penalties for anyone who "knowingly counsels, aids, or abets" actions that are intended to evade military service. This means that if OP is advising someone to commit an act that violates draft law, it could be seen as facilitating an illegal act.

>>507662693 (OP)
EASIEST WAY TO DODGE THE DRAFT

Step 1: Open door
Step 2: Say 'No'.
Step 3: Close door.

>>507662693 (OP)
Write a letter to your local government official with your age, name and address.

>>507677614
Start with the politicians who's children seem to always be exempt.

>>507671758
They can't deport people because they don't want to.

>>507678043
im sitting my ass in prison, going to meet the good type of people, real people who know power, make alot of friends

>>507662693 (OP)
Recruiters and draft officers are in the phone book

>>507676433
Ok if you're going to ignore what I've said. Why reply?

>>507679793
>>507676433
It's because you're trying to fuck people over. Now shut the fuck up

>>507662693 (OP)
THERE WILL NOT BE A DRAFT

I’m a state employee in a public safety capacity in the stupidest way but I’m not draftable. If anything I’d be helping to round you cucks up but I won’t send anons to die so if I ask if you’re a big guy, you better say for you or I can’t help you

>>507663182
yeah wtf

>>507667948
My third voice is Alfred Rosenberg's myth of the 20th century on repeat.

>>507677614
All those fucks raping kids in hollyweird and DC is against the fucking law too. Somehow those shits never get prosecuted.

>>507665861
You lied on your forms when buying them idiot

>>507679922
Btw I'm a doctor

>>507680474
Mine is Christopher Walken reading the Raven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7G_fZYv8Mg

>>507676123
that's just crossdressing anon.
You'd need to be fully assesed with gender dysphoria and started tranny medicine. And even here in Germany you'd still be drafted if you didnt do it 6months before war declaration.
In short: not gonna work. Troon lifes are precious, yours is not

>>507662693 (OP)
Just know that when youre mentally ill the state can take away your human rights, locking you up in metal institutions where they experiment on you for years.

Especially if youre in the military its advised you never talk about your issues to them.

Remember we are under foreign occupation and any sort of crack in your delusion, when you begin to notice or begin to awaken, will result in them taking actions against you with the jewish psychiatry scam.

>>507662693 (OP)
If you want to dodge the draft just claim you have bad eyesight, when they do a vision test lie and get it wrong, pretend not to see well it's fucking ez

>>507676123
>go buy womans clothing and a wig. Answer the door wearing it.
You'll go straight to the front anon, hell you may even become a general one day

>>507681057
I really enjoyed that. Thanks anon.

I'm 36 so too old to get drafted but if they do come after me I'll simply say I'm a pacifist due to my religion and also a conscientious objecter. If that doesn't work I'll say I have CPTSD and start ranting about Pizzagate and Jeffrey and Ghislane's Mossad ties, and those being the main reasons I hate both USA and Pissrael.

>>507662693 (OP)
NO ETHNOSTATE=NO MILITARY SERVICE

SIMPLE AS !!!

>“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?
>Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?...
>The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!
>If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956


WHEN A ZOG TRIES TO MANDATE MILITARY SERVICE EVERY WEARER OF A UNIFORM MUST BE ATTACKED ON SIGHT!!!

DO NOT REMAIN PASSIVE, DO NOT WAIT FOR THEM TO COME TO YOU. GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK FOR THEM, BEAT THEM, SPIT ON THEM, BULLY THEM AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

THE ZOGBOTS NEED TO BE MORE AFRAID OF THE POPULATION THAN OF THEIR MASTERS!!!

>>507662693 (OP)
I'm mentally ill

>>507662693 (OP)
poop and pee = no draft for me

>it's WW3
>you go outside for any reason
>some bitch confronts you from across the street
>“Are you enlisted?”
>you say “no”
>she smugly pulls out a WHITE FEATHER
>tries to pin it on you like it’s 1916

what is your next course of action?

>>507684358
give it up faggot. we're not responding to your gay propaganda.

what even makes you think that men would care what prostitutes think of them? under what scenario would prostitutes even have this situation happen?

Granted I'm not American, but if France started drafting I wouldn't avoid or flee from it. What happened to serving your country?

>>507662693 (OP)
Smart move, but with such diagnosis you won't get driving license

Here we are required to get confirmation from psychiatrist to get driving license. I am socially inept, occasionally stutter when nervous and didn't want to keep eye contact. Also told that I explore Unity game engine. They tried to diagnose me with autism but I never came for second appointment

>>507677033
Drafted people here would BRIBE just to secure janitorial position in some back line military centre even if it is about scrubbing toilets. Better be janitor and live comfy life than get sent to frontline

>>507684358
> thanks a lot. I keep it for a while. By the way, since you are grrl, we may go somewhere on a weekend

>>507684358
Is she alone?

>>507662693 (OP)
Become an e-girl that lives under someone bed.

>>507662693 (OP)
Wait, so these are symptoms and not the normal state of mind?

Where's that meme guide about Ted Nugent saying shitting in the recruitment office?

>>507662693 (OP)
Im legit mentally ill with multiple diagnosis on multiple medications. Even if Australia did have an army, they wouldnt even trust me driving a food delivery truck for the boys in draft basic training.

datamining thread, feds are looking for your tactics, and putting you on watchlists for draft time, good luck they'll have a plan for all of your draft-avoidance hacks. have fun going to iran boys! I reccomend getting /fit/ now.

>>507663870
>pee pee poo poo
This

>>507675635
kek, the military has racists in it already. You're going to iran buddy, only way you aren't is if you are dead.

Anyways boys, good opportunity to man up, and serve. Hoorah!

>>507662693 (OP)
so, just be honest with the psychiatrist. Got it.

>>507686644
We joke but the truth is its what 99% of this board needs because its just a bunch of self hating incels eternally seething because they aren't having sex. Its legitimately pathetic.

I'm too old and my knees suck so I welcome the draft. I'm a high level grappler as well so I'd be excellent at rounding up zoomies. Fuck Israel lol

>>507684358
Ask for blowjob

>>507686599
>>507675635
If you're racist you can't get drafted

>>507680742
form 4473 says
>Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution?
Not
>Schizos need not apply

>>507662693 (OP)
Are you getting any disability payments for your schizo diagnosis? If so, how much? Applies to anyone reading this.

>>507662693 (OP)
Tell me more about the Iraq draft. I can't find references anywhere.

>>507662693 (OP)
There is no draft. OP is a faggot.

>>507662693 (OP)
That's fine, you'll be cannon fodder regardless.

>>507688906
I am not. Thankfully with Olanzapine I can hold a normal job and get paid a normal amount. I enjoy working, and the symptoms are minimized with the meds. But even when I do have an episode, I've learned various ways to calm the fuck down and refocus.

I have a seizure disorder that is triggered around stressful situations and authority

>>507689392
Oh yeah and being around a bunch of niggers

>>507689321
I tried to join the Navy back in 2021 during covid (Naval Astronomer), and got pretty far in the interview process, but when I said I was schizo they told me that I was unfit for any military or government position, and I asked if I could be drafted then. He laughed and said no, I don't qualify.

>>507662693 (OP)
Take care of yourself mutts. Don't go killing and dying just because a soulless count pushes you to.

>>507662693 (OP)
>hear at leas 3 distinct voices
My targeted individual sense is tingling.

>>507662693 (OP)
Do you really not know that you’re not mentally ill and a telepathic glownigger BCI was having its way with you or do you just pretend because it’s an easier reality to deal with?

>>507684358
I pull her in as she goes to pin it on me and steal a kiss.

>>507690653
Thankfully my paranoid delusions are not related to the current Government.

>>507662693 (OP)
Swastika, 1488, Hitler tattoos

just hit the doctor with a 'Shalom'
theyll know what to do

>>507692668
the posts from the 13th are partially scrubbed from 4plebs