I hope all you sub 26 year old zoomers have fun getting drafted

>>507664230 (OP)
drafted? im going to jail and getting free housing and food buddy

>>507664230 (OP)
Nobody is getting drafted
>>507664643
Nobody is going to jail for draft dodging

There will be no draft.

>>507664643
>Became Jamal's fucktoy
>I'm smart
good luck

>>507664230 (OP)
24 year old zoomer. Don't worry gramps I'll be sitting this one out and letting the brown hordes kill you. Bye bye unc.

>>507664230 (OP)
Drafted? Nigger Im getting the fuck out of here

I am conventionally attractive, like actually considered hot sometimes but have metal rods in my back from a scoliosis surgery... I plan to fuck all the women while the men are away. My time is approaching

>>507664724
Draft dodging is a lame way to go to jail
I will be going to jail for armed robbery. I'll use the money to have a few fun nights before I inevitably get arrested/turn myself in.
>>507664742
id rather suck 1 dick than have to suck 200 just to afford housing and food.

>>507664230 (OP)
If ww3 really happens I'm going to apply to be cadre at Fort Leonard Wood. Even if they don't want me for ranges or teaching zoomers explosives or whatever I'll be content driving the cattle cars and busses around. I just want to wave to zoomers as they get sent off to die for Israel.

>>507664230 (OP)
feels good being a 36 year old former intelligence chad turned consultant.

yiff in hell zoomies

>>507664230 (OP)
>dropping bombs on Iran
we do that shit all the time

I will gladly go to basic training and on to deployment to fight to the death for my friends in Israel and I would hope that you do the same

>>507664643
You're going to get stretched harder than a school girl in Rotherham by Muhammed, Muhamad, Mohammad, Mohammed and Mahammad

>>507664724
the only draft will be us taking all faggot spaniards and putting them in RAPE factories. muslims OWN your ass 24/7 you get a miullion sand niggers up your ass.
Amrica will one day nuke you and your every neighboor, europe will become a solid desert for 2000 yeras

>>507664230 (OP)
30 something moomers check in

>>507667526
Either muslim seethe or panchito seethe, either way fucking hilarious
You are getting deported btw

>>507667794
>deported
from where? spanistan? lmao we are further from the sandniggers than you are from russia.
To my fellow americans you are but the roach next to the maggots

I’m 36. I’m 5’10 and weigh 136 lbs. I’m pretty sure I’d still get drafted since I’m not obese or bald. They’d force me to say zoomer slang and then throw me in a van.

>>507664230 (OP)
you realize they can just raise the maximum age bracket, right? it's gone as high as 65 lmfao

>>507667997
Back to mexico, panchito

>>507664643
You don't want to be taken alive to jail with jews in charge

>>507664724
You protest too much

>>507668097
we can shoot the jews as soon as we land, ill be on your side my fellow American

>>507668145
lmao by the time they even get close to ratifying an amendment shit will be over

>>507664230 (OP)
Broccoli heads would have mental breakdown before even leaving port

>>507668360
>my fellow American
Kinda sus, ngl

>>507664759
>I was born in 19-...
SIEG HEIL 1488 EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN FUHRER
IRON CROSS ON MY CHEST
SWASTIKA ON MY CREST
HEILIN' WHILE I'M DRIVING
NIGGA WE DA SS

>>507668967
ok so what if im half-beaner, i refuse to die for israel

>>507664230 (OP)
They're going to draft 45 year olds this time OP just like they did to Ukraine.

>>507664230 (OP)
Uhmmm.. what are the odds that they would find me here if I dodge the draft? Am I safe? I just finished hs and doing a tour with friends. My life is just starting, fuck trump!

>>507670277
>ok so what if im half-beaner
Jorge you have to go back
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