Thread 507664268

stop wasting your life on video games and memes, join the army you can be in a middle eastern base in as little as 2 months with 50,000$ in your pocket and all the benefits you want, we need strong men and women to join the army ASAP.

please contact your local recruitment office and ask about #fastship bonus thank you.

>>507664268 (OP)
Not enough

>>507664268 (OP)
I will be serving as a civilian sexually satisfying their wives while they are away

You may thank me for my service

>>507664268 (OP)
Only if I get to fly a F-35 solo otherwise no deal

>>507664268 (OP)
First I asked myself
>would they spend that much money on someone to just throw them into the meat grinder?
Then I remembered
>They literally print money
#notdyingforisrael

>>507664268 (OP)
Does this apply to foreigners

>>507664268 (OP)
Lol, wasn't it $40k last week? How far are they willing to push this?

>>507664679
>Not enough
This.
after 4 years of hyper inflation, they need to up that to $500,000 sign up bonus, plus a free strip club and cocaine monthly voucher.

>>507664268 (OP)
this thread is advertising

>>507664268 (OP)
nah, thanks to residential zoning under the lower flight paths of a major international airport, I'm set for life, gonna sit this one out champ, have fun.

>>507664268 (OP)
DIE
FOR
ISRAEL,
GOYIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s a lot of muscle car money

>>507665233
Any and all parties are welcome to die for Israel anon.

>>507666288
That's not even one muscle car. A 4 cylinder camaro is not a muscle car.

A million AND I get to kill Jews.

>>507664268 (OP)
Again, I'll only go if I can suck every cock and rim every (white) ass. That's the only way I'm going, I won't be stopped!!!

>>507666419
Just enlist for two tours

>>507664268 (OP)
Not even enough for a downpayment on a house.

Is this offer open to Canadians? Israel needs our help.

>>507664860
Doesn't look like someone will be standing for anyone now

>>507664268 (OP)
I just told my 18 year old son that he's gotta leave the house but they'll be a bunk for him in the Army barracks. I can't wait to see him go save God's Chosen People.

>>507664268 (OP)
If it's not already the case, they should offer citizenship for 5 years of service or something like that. It's not really different than the gold card and service guarantees citizenship is kinda based.

>>507664679
100 percent this. What's that in pre 2020 dollars? 10k? We can have a gay 45 million dollar sponsored parade but you can't offer at least like 250k?

Maybe it's just more humiliation ritual. Actually, it's always just more humiliation ritual, isn't it?

Disgusting how many cowards there seems to be in America. Canadians will gladly fight with Israel if given the chance.

>>507664268 (OP)
min I require, is a daily whore for min 30 mins. 100k a year, and a free house at the end of service. Short of that they can go fuck themselves.

>>507666553
No, but if you took that money and invested it at 18 you would retire a millionaire even if you didn't contribute another penny to retirement

>>507664268 (OP)
I wish it were a meme but it’s real. This is where we are bros. Imagine any other country on Earth needing to recruit from here

Send it to black people

>>507664268 (OP)
They will demand a refund.

>>507664268 (OP)
Actually, it’s over 60k for enlisting. I wish some of these basement dwellers would cleanup their metadata and fight for Israel instead of being retarded groypers.

what is it, a 50k bonus with a 0 income? kek

>>507664268 (OP)
If I was discharged with a "general under honorable conditions" for smoking pot can I still be drafted?

>>507664268 (OP)
Anons should join the military because its the only way their worldviews can actually have a real world influence.

>>507667436
Having a million+ dollars as an old person isn't helpful to young people who need housing in the PRESENT. A million dollars in the FUTURE still will not buy a house when the average house price is 1.5+ million dollars thanks to jewish inflation

>>507668264
The military gives you housing. You get a 0% interest loan to buy a house too, which is crazy

>>507664268 (OP)
>>507667914
How about a "general under less than honorable conditions"?

>>507664268 (OP)
>UP TO
Jewish tricks

>>507664268 (OP)
Sorry, I'm gonna tap.

Bitches love a man in uniform, anon
imagine the foreign bussy

>>507664268 (OP)
We use drones now, not troops. We have enough troops.

>>507664268 (OP)
What the US Army doesn't tell you is that you get paid a measly 20k a year, but it's fine, because they cover your food and housing by letting you live in a moldy concrete box and you get to eat sloppa.
No matter how big that bonus looks, assuming you're being required to sign a 5 year contract, that's like making 30k a year to live in a shitty barracks and eat sloppa.
I was in the Army, and I got out. There is no rational economic incentive to being in the military other than getting access to the GI Bill, and even then, you'll want to get out as fast as fucking possible.
I like the Army in concept, but the fact of the matter is that it's a retarded lifestyle, and there's very good reason why people aren't signing up. Rather than offering huge bonuses, they should just pay people a fair amount of money without trying to scam them.
Since the Army won't pay people a fair wage without trying to hoodwink them with gay scams, people aren't going to sign up.
>I can get paid 30k a year to be an aviation mechanic in the Army, or I can get paid 110K a year to be an aviation mechanic at the civilian airport.
It's just idiotic. As I said, GI Bill, training, education. That's all the Army has to offer, and that's shit you can get elsewhere, or shit that you want to loot and leave with immediately.
They're going to have retention problems indefinitely until there's a systemic overhaul in how it's run as an employer.

>>507664268 (OP)
I will never die for jews

>>507664268 (OP)
"50,000$" Which country are you in?

>>507666774
Hope your kid kills you and no one finds out.

>>507669665
Keep in mind it is "up to" $50k

>>507664268 (OP)
I make 50k in just the past month and a half

>>507669955
This ad is for poors, get out

>>507667077
Not cowardly to refuse to fight for those that have slaughtered out people, destroyed our country and subjugated us at every turn. I'll gladly fight. If it involves killing israelies and ONLY israelies.

>>507664268 (OP)
Not interested, die for israel on your own.

>>507664268 (OP)
too fat and old to join the army im afraid

>>507669952
>rmy, and I got out. There is no rational economic
My point was that the dollar sign is in the wrong spot. He's not American.

>>507664268 (OP)
>admin lost the paperwork now you need to prove you are entitled to that bonus money
lol

>>507670121
Finally God is rewarding me for my gluttony

>>507670354
I don't know why it added that green text? I didn't type that.

>>507666960
Absolutely. I mean the opportunity cost is being a plumber at $250k per year..

>>507668981

based

>>507664268 (OP)
Will you guys let me in if I've been smoking weed every day? I'm willing to quit.

>>507664268 (OP)
Stop wasting your life on vidya and memes, go get blown up for jews instead.

>>507665276
Depends on the time of year, how many years you sign for, and what mos you choose, its not like infantry or any combat arms is getting that much, its just showing the absolute upper limit

I’ll join the army if you’re declaring war on Israel

>>507664268 (OP)
i'm 36 and have been sedentary and unemployed for 14 years. can I enlist?

>>507670919
I dunno what Iran is paying their troops

>>507664268 (OP)
I could sell you kidney for 50k, your heart for 100k, eyes 40k, your blood maybe 2k.

>>507664268 (OP)
i make 275k a year and work in an air-conditioned environment. you cant afford me

go draft some niggers, not hard to find.

>>507669387
I'm lower enlisted, make 80k a year, plus my 50k bonus (90k per year since its a 5 year contract) 5% match to my retirement, live off base in a nice home, free healthcare, dental, college (have 2 associates, going to work on my bachelors soon) steep discounts on almost everything, and have 6 figure jobs lined up when I get out.. but I'm married and will admit the pay and quality of life is substantially better for me. Though I will say, its a lot easier to get a wife being in the military than as a civillian, because you're forced to be in good shape (well, most of us) and women who arent weird giga liberals think the uniform is hot and know you have a steady income. Honestly was the best decision I made in my entire life, though it definitely matters what job you choose and isn't for everybody

>>507669387
Do you get to learn how to shoot a rocket launcher, ride a tank or fly a jet fighter?

>>507671202
You can but you might need an age waiver and you definitely want to get in shape before actually going to basic training.

ill enlist but i just want to do it so i can shoot hajis

>>507671411
Oh my Gawd, you've convinced me with your obvious not-an-advertisement! Where do I sign so I can go get killed for people that want me to get killed by people who probably don't care?

>>507671599
Not everyone is infantry, guy

>>507671692
haha if they're recruiting this aggressively, guess where the new recruits will be going? I'm not stupid, the writing has been in yiddish on the wall for well over a year now.

>>507671592
Congratulations you’re now the president of the United States

>>507664268 (OP)
Risk your life for half of a bitcoin

lol
lmao

>>507664268 (OP)
>up to
win up to 10 million dollars playing the lottery

>>507671862
Who's recruiting this aggressively? Ive literally only seen people shitposting to enlist on 4chan. Im not a recruiter, psyops, any of that shit. Wouldn't you say something if you were in my shoes and saw someone claiming youre a grown man making $20,000 a year for no reason?

How do the dead kids spend their money? How do they spend it on a truck if they lose their legs?

>>507672530
Get a job, cartoonist

>>507672530
>fascist flag
>is against conquering a nation in order to secure oil trade
Lol

>>507672839
How do 95% of the military which isn't in a combat role manage to lose their legs?

>>507664268 (OP)
I'm joining one of Hadrian's legions. That cool with you?

good evening frag your COs

>>507673080
It's a lottery and there's been tons of lucky winners.

>>507664268 (OP)
Bribe me with a paid off home in a wealthy, desirable area and I'll enlist. Even if I die my family profits. Anything less and I sleep.

>>507673390
No, its not lmao. Why would a guy who's job is to look at images from space be anywhere near the front lines, for example. The most common cause of death is motorcycle accidents. Combat is way, way, way down the list
>>507673848
Its called BAH and the VA home loan. They already do it.

>>507664268 (OP)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>50k
literally chump change hahahahahahahahahahaha
broke ass niggers hahaha kikes have fun fighting your own wars hahahahaah

>>507664268 (OP)
All the military has to do is guarantee a modest home and. Pension for 4 years of your life and recruitment would skyrocket

>>507665184
You dont get the money all at once, dumbass.

>>507674165
You make $0 dollars as a NEET so...
>inb4 NO I MAKE $300,000 a month coding

>>507664268 (OP)
Get Liz with two moms to fight your wars.

>>507671692
>Not everyone is infantry, guy
Your MOS is completely fucking irrelevant to how much you get paid. So, you're lying, retarded, or you're some officer who's pretending to be lower enlisted, and you genuinely don't realize how little money those people make.
Base pay for an E4 is around 2k a month. That's it. You literally make less than working at McDonalds, and if you're actually lower enlisted, E4 is the highest you could be. Even if you were getting BaH that tripled that, you still wouldn't be making 80k a year, and as you said, you don't even get that unless you're married.

>>507674368
I'm not a neet, and I don't make a spectacular wage

but 50k 'bonus' to get yourself enslaved for like wars is waaaayyy too little

>>507674015
I don't want a 0% interest loan, I want the home fully paid off as an enlistment bonus.

>>507664860
Thank you for your service

>>507664268 (OP)
Can i join as foreigner?
Do i get free mcdonald?

>>507664268 (OP)
50k to die for Israel?


Thank you my kike masters!!!! I will suck your dick forever, please!!!

>>507664268 (OP)
>up to

>>507664268 (OP)
"> as little as 2 months"
no training just looking for goy to die for israel
" >50,000$ in your pocket"
they wouldnt be alive to spend what's left after taxes

>>507674387
GradeE-4
Years of Service3
Tax Filing StatusMarried Filing Separately
Living OCONUS or Not Receiving BAH?No
Living OCONUS?N/A
ZIP Code of your Permanent Duty Station xxxx
Annual Basic Pay$36,597.60
Annual Basic Allowance for Housing$38,448.00
Annual Basic Allowance for Subsistence$5,589.24
Non-Taxable Allowances (BAH + BAS)$44,037.24
Number of Exemptions for Previous Calendar Year2
Personal Exemption Amount$0.00
Standard Deduction$15,000.00
Total Deductions$15,000.00
Taxable Income (Annual Basic Pay - Total Deductions)$21,597.00
Tax Rate12%
Gross Up$50,042.32
Tax Advantage$6,005.08
Total Regular Military Compensation (RMC) $86,639.92

This doesnt include my $12000 FLPB either. So just shy of $100,000...

But ok

>>507677040
Also doesnt include my bonus so yea, over 6 figs. Didn't even realize because I don't even think about money

>>507664268 (OP)
sign tappers trying to false flag

>>507664268 (OP)
Nah, if the kikes are paying it's $500k, they got the money.

>>507677040
Normal people don't get that shit. Nor do you have the power as a lower enlisted to finangle that shit.
Maybe you're lucky. Fine.
But look at that: Your BAH is more than double your pay, and soldiers aren't allowed to get BAH unless they're married, or they're an E6 at least.
Yet the military is trying to attract 18 year old single men.
It's retarded.
I'll meet you in the middle and say, alright, you are getting compensated well. But you are a very fucking niche exception, and honestly, you got lucky and none of that shit is anything you could gain on purpose.
For example, getting paid that much BAH is a complete fluke, because you were randomly assigned by the Army to a particularly lucrative location. Most US bases are located in scenic Meth Town, and BAH isn't that high, even if you're getting it at all. The majority of soldiers don't, and never will.

bump

If China takes over they could only improve the place.

>>507677706
That's not my problem. I explicitly said in my post everything you said EXCEPT the part about location. I.e. its important you have a good job and being married helps a ton. Even before I was married though, before I moved to this base, before i got my FLPB or a cent of my bonus... because I had no housing or food expenses, I was spending money like an idiot with my friends on the weekends and STILL constantly putting more into my savings and retirement than probably 90% of Americans.

Say what you want. The military has plenty of downsides and I won't sugar coat them, but it was the best decision I ever made and it could be for anyone intelligent enough to get a good job... which apparently everyone on 4chan is

>>507674280
You don't get the money at all if you are killed in action.

Already did my time as a sub propulsion plant operator. Outed early for novaxx and Navy still paid for my engineering degree. I fully expect the knock/call/email/letter if they think they're going to draft. I still get emails from Admiral Richard Cheeseman about the novaxx discharge. No I'm not kidding, this guy's name is Admiral Dick Cheese.

>>507669387
Based effortposter, bumping this.

>>507671862
>the writing has been in yiddish on the wall for well over a year now.
Yiddish is a dying language, modern Hebrew is standard for Israelis.

>#Quickship
>#Direct2Tehran
>No training necessary! Become a #HumanBomb today! #BurgerBanzai!

>>507677040
>Annual Basic Allowance for Housing$38,448.00
~$3200/mo BAH? For an E4? You must be living in California. Near everywhere else affordable is around $2200/mo for an E4. BAS is also not giving guaranteed depending on your command. For example the Navy pays that directly to the ship/boat instead of you while on sea duty. Granted on subs you pick up sub pay which can end up being double that BAS. Also tax advantaged income only comes into play when you're deployed to a tax free or warzone. You're leaving a lot of realities out of the equation in the pay.

>>507678272
Being married, and praying you luckily get assigned to a location with good BAH is not a rational argument for the current way the Army handles payroll. It benefits you, but imagine you were stationed in Mississipi for some reason.
Your pay is now decreased by 40% for no reason that you have control over, wow, based.
Expecting people to sign a 4-year contract on a gamble is implicitly ridiculous, even if it's possible that it could hypothetically work out if they get lucky as hell like you did. Expecting that your pay should depend on your marital status is implicitly ridiculous.
It's just designed idiotically. It doesn't work right. It's a risky, stupid career path.
The point of this thread is "Why is recruitment/retention so low?" and I've accurately explained it: It doesn't make rational economic sense.
The fact that you can get lucky and be paid well doesn't contradict my point, it supports it, because the disparity in pay coming down to where you randomly got stationed and whether you have a wife is irrational.
Imagine if a civilian corporation made 70% of your pay contingent on getting pussy. Calling it irrational is an understatement, it's a disastrously backwards and idiotic way of structuring things.

>>507679603
Im not disputing what youre saying, my entire point was that its intellectually dishonest to act like military members are making less than mcdonalds employees when, worst case scenario, you are getting a place to live and free food.. and can pocket the rest.
>>507679709
If I were to get reassigned, I would be making less on paper, but the cost of living would be lower so while I acknowledge the factual reality of what youre saying, I put forth that I would still be living pretty darn good, free school, good jobs in the future, etc.

>>507664268 (OP)
50K to get droned and lose your limbs. sign here goy

>>507679709
Also, I sincerely agree with what you're saying about it being extremely fucked up how much your pay depends on being married. The amount they take for living in the shitty barracks and the value they put on dfac food - when doge revealed how little of the meal deduction even goes towards the dfac - is completely screwed

>>507680137
>intellectually dishonest to act like military members are making less than mcdonalds employees
Considering the experience in a good rate/mos, and the embodied benefits, yes it is patently dumb to try to compare the compensation packages.

>>507680137
In my initial post, I explained that the only viable reason to join the military is for training, and to get access to the GI Bill. That's it.
The only reason it's working for you is raw luck, and even then... You need to get the fuck out as soon as possible, and work in the civilian market instead. You will make way more money with way less instability.
For me, I enlisted with a college degree because I wanted a masters, and I needed the GI Bill because I was out of money and needed a way to get more school so I could get a masters. I got a 20k bonus, and was paid 2k a month to live in a shitty barracks with no kitchen for four years. There was literally no economic upside other than the fact that the GI Bill+BAH while using the GI Bill would ultimately save me like 250k going to a good graduate program.
I got paid fucking nothing while I was in though, and as a career I find it retarded. I wish the Army was a legitimate long-term career, but it's not. It just isn't.

>>507680137
McDonald’s will pay you for overtime, the military will have you pulling 24 hour shifts

My soul is not for sale to Satan.

>>507680846
24 hours is underestimate. That's just a regular at some commands even at home port. 3 section duty is the worst experience. Rather just be underway than this half assed basically deployed lifecycle of always off going or oncoming duty section. VA home loans are great for avoiding the PMI when you go to buy though. VA can help you out if you know how to work it.

>>507680674
The GI bill and the VA loan. I hear you and being completely intellectually honest; i know full well way more people have an experience like yours than like mine. I plan on getting out in order to get paid more, though I know in my heart part of me will miss it. I hope you're doing well now

>>507680846
McDonalds also an extremely menial, repetitive job that sucks. I love my job. Even when I hate it, I recognize how miserable I was in my old life doing repetitive work, feeling no sense of purpose.. and im glad to be here

But for the sake of honesty, ill straight up say I think my job is the exception, not the norm

>>507664268 (OP)
Not dying for jews.

Simple as.

>>507681264
>I hope you're doing well now
I'm in school, just like I intended. Nothing to complain about anymore, I just think the Army needs to change to be viable.
I loved the Army. I liked being in uniform, I loved my platoon, I liked the adventure, I even liked motorpool shit sometimes, as long as it was a slow day and I could bullshit with my friends the whole time.
I just want the Army to actually make sense. I like the concept and the culture, so having it be completely dysfunctional as a career choice just inherently bothers me. I wish I could have stayed in, because I liked my job! But they chased me out, because the powers that be were either going to use my patriotism against me to exploit me, or I was going to leave. I didn't have a real choice.

>>507664268 (OP)
You know what's so funny is I tried to join but you guys said my misdemeanors were too much (I got charged with 3 at one time, just bullshit ones, but you said it was too bad) so you can go fuck yourselves. Now you want us for the meat grinder? You gave my aunt Gulf war syndrome.