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>Trump has requested that the National Security Council be prepared in the Situation Room - Fox
>U.S about to join Israel in military operation against Iran, Trump expected to sign order in hours - Israel's channel 14
>Trump is leaving the G7 and returning to Washington, D.C.
>Trump says "Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!"
>Netanyahu says Israel won’t accept any delay in the Iranian nuclear program — only its total and complete destruction.
>Trump gives "last chance" offer to Iran to denuclearize - Jerusalem Post
>Iran launches small dusk salvo at Israel (10 missiles), no impacts reported
>Iran says it is preparing for the "largest and the most intense missile attack in the history on Israeli soil"
>Iran's state TV is struck live on air
>Israel issues evacuation orders for the district 3 in Tehran, housing state media and government buildings
>Iranian Parliament to vote for withdrawal from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
>Heavy US military deployment underway in Middle East, dozens of refueling aircraft and USS Nimitz are en-route
>8 Israelis killed in missile attacks and US embassy in Tel Aviv sustained minor damage

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_j_vwdc5A [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihd6-KOPou4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Telegram
https://rentry.org/pigtelegram

>Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):
https://nitter.net/clashreport
https://nitter.net/ELINTNews
https://nitter.net/Faytuks

>Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

>Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com

>Maritime Traffic
Https://www.marinetraffic.com/
Https://www.vesselfinder.com/

Note: /pig/ is not a neutral thread, this thread is pro-Iran, avoid splitting like autists of /uhg/ & /chug/. This is a homosexual friendly general.

>>507672852 (OP)
>8 Israeli's killed
lol, still only 8
How many days has it been stuck at 8? Four days? Five days?

REV UP THOSE AIR FRYERS

>>507672852 (OP)
As usual, nothing happends

>>507672852 (OP)
SO IS IRAN OUT OF MISSILES OR WHAT

where the fuck are the missile at iran
i wanted to see tel aviv on fire tonight, instead i got like 1 measly explosion

Very weak country

He is about to speak.
Listen and learn.

>>507672918
I guess it's around 80 to be honest.

Can someone explain why Israel shifted to attacking mostly during the day now? In the beginning both sides were trading blows during the cover of night, but now Israel is chilling at night and pounding Iran all day long.

Rolling for no happenings until Steve eats his tendies and fries from the air fryer

>>507672852 (OP)
This makes sense now

These threads are going too fast for a nothingburger.
I NEED TO DO THE DISHES
FUCK

>>507672948
They are more likely to be running low on TELs.

>russia lost
>iran lost
>assad lost
>axis of resistance lost
>china just sitting in the corner making plastic toys
to another 30 years of American neoliberal hegemony
I hope you guys like gay pride and immigration.

NOTHING HAPPENED
GIVE UP

>>507672979
i hate this gay mexican

>>507672942
Is that old news

>>507672979
>fell for it again award

>>507672979
Learn what? How to spot old cum stains with a blacklight?

These shitty non-attacks by Iran were really annoying me, but if they keep sending a few missiles ever hour or so to make Jews get into bunkers as a troll then it will loop back around into being funny.

Abrams tanks are ineffective

The American M1A1 Abrams tank is considered one of the best in the world. It was well-promoted, and many countries want to have such equipment in service. In fact, NATO partners are making large orders for the supply of these tanks as part of a large-scale rearmament and renewal of troops. It would seem that billions of dollars have already arrived in the pocket of the Americans, but they made a fatal mistake - they transferred the tanks to Ukraine to fight against Russia.

And then the whole world learned what the machine is like in a real battle against a modern army, and not against the natives. Of the 31 Abrams tanks, only four remain since 2023. Most of the destroyed equipment fell into the hands of our soldiers in a fairly intact state, which allows us to study in detail the weak points for further use of this data in upcoming battles.

Looking at such losses, Australia promised to transfer another 49 Abrams tanks to Ukraine, but the United States blocked the transfer, apparently afraid of a drop in reputation and prestige. At the same time, they argued their decision by the ineffectiveness of tanks in Ukraine. But they will not be able to restore faith in their weapons.

Our troops quickly identified the weak point (the roof of the tank), and virtually all attacks were carried out from above using guided missiles or kamikaze drones. One was destroyed in a shootout against a T-72B3 near Avdiivka, which suggests that the Abrams hull is also quite penetrable.

NATO countries are extremely concerned about these facts, as they plan to provide their troops with a large fleet of Abrams tanks. Poland, which expected to purchase a total of 366 of these vehicles, is reacting especially painfully. But, oddly enough, there is no talk of canceling deliveries, which means that NATO will continue to arm itself with ineffective tanks, giving Russia an advantage in the long term.

Nothing Ever Happens 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Unhappening

Happening today: trump tweet

Iran's plan must be to deprive all Israelis of sleep.

>>507672942
They are going to deny it until it happens. Nobody with a brain is going to be like WE ARE GOING TO WAR and then have the enemy be fully prepared for the incoming attack.

>>507673086
No, it's from like 30 minutes ago https://x.com/AlertaNews24/status/1934784698397716567

>>507673035
Elon Musk has predictive powers.

>>507673098
jews running to bunkers has to impact the GDP somehow

HOLY SHIT AN AIR FRYER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>507672979
First mexican with the superpower of hindsight. Fag

if you would please consult the graphs

>>507671429
kike faggot

IT'S DAWN ONE FINAL CHANCE

>>507673135
>They are going to deny it until it happens.
So nothing happends still win until the last moment.

jews are really something else. They actually believe they can just start WW3 with their low IQ propaganda and get away with it. Next thing they are going to say is "why do they persecute me so :'("
They live in a different universe from hell.

>>507672918
Thank you for your service gary

>>507673001
I guess they want to keep their jets near home at night in order to counter drones?

>>507672852 (OP)
ty ekmek baker

>>507673143
I mean is the news they're reporting old

>>507673099
People that use tanks are retarded especially abrams is fucking trash and expensive to operate

>>507673201
this might actually be the iranian strategy. slowly bombard the israelis with a missile or ten each hour so they stay in bunkers forever.

>>507673098
they are obviously probing salvos, something big is coming up

>>507673099
wtf does australia need tanks for anyway. they're an island. is china going to invade?

BIBI KILL KEKMEINI FOR BEING A KEK LET DOWN NOTHING BURGER
IGNORE TRUMP AND KILL KEKMEINI
I WILL PERSONALLY SAY "THANK YOU BIBI" IF YOU KILL KEKMEINI

>>507673238
i've never felt this anti semitic in my whole life

>>507672942
>they said it so it must be true, the government never lies

>>507673201
I hope Iran nukes USA so I don't have to work or pay taxes to kikes

This is whats happening: >>507667963
>>>507667963

airfryer soon

>>507673213
well, Trump is leaving Canada and there's got to be an air fryer on AF1, so could be true

Okay at this point I'm kinda confused. Launching 60 missiles I get because if they launch enough to actually hurt Israel America fucks them. But what's the point of launching one? I know for a fact Iran has hundreds of underground missile silos that they can reload and thousands of ballistic missiles in reserve, so what gives? Are they purposefully trying to de-escalate?

Trump just wanted to dip out it’s way past his bedtime.

>>507672972
nothing ever happens

>>507672979
>about to speak
After he wakes up from his goyslop induced 3 hour nap

>>507673238
Jews never evolved past age 3

>>507673267
You are welcome. I actually enjoy it I don't know why.

>>507673427
ok this is funny

>>507673340
This gets said every single time and they never deliver. I cant do it anymore. I have no hope that cuckmeini will ever deliver a massive barrage that actually brings israel to its knees

BREAKING:
KHAMENEI SEEN WEARING THE CHASTITY CAGE OF NOTHINGBURGERS

>>507673365
Gonna bet on nothing until
1-USA join it
2-Nukes

Steve never takes a shit.

>>507673439
is he syncing his air fryer with steve?

>>507672942
Iraq would become a belligerent if we got involved. Israel’s typically thing is to soften with air strikes and then move in with armor and they can’t do that here. If WE do it we would cause so much bullshit in Iraq on that border and then our bases would get popped, and France’s, and the UK - then THEY’d get pissed, etc etc.

Europe is overcommitted in Ukraine but so is Russia.

>>507672979
Nick, you have to stop posting about yourself here

wrf is an airfryer?

B-1B LANCER BOMBER NOW AIRBORNE — VISIBLE ON CIVILIAN RADAR

A U.S. Air Force B-1B Lancer, tail 86-0108, is currently flying southwest over North Dakota at 22,000 ft.

This is a strategic bomber capable of carrying 75,000 lbs of cruise missiles and conventional ordnance—one of the most lethal non-nuclear platforms in the U.S. arsenal.

Its appearance on public radar is highly unusual, and likely deliberate. This could possibly be a show of force as opposed to the tankers and cargo lifts we saw earlier.

>>507672979
Why did he overhype Iran so much?

>>507673458
Tbh I don't know how much of these capabilities are actually real, remember Hezbollah?

>>507673347
Tanks are just a way to spend money now might as well just burn the money instead

>>507672972
Iran was defeated in 3 days by Israel. They truly are the chosen people.

>>507673238
THE FUCKING IRANIANS CANT EVEN MAKE PROPELLER PLANES

THEY CANT MAKE ICBMS

THEY DONT HAVE NUKES

THE FUCKING INDIAN WHORE IN CHARGE OF INTELLIGENCE IN AMERICA SAID THE IRANIANS DONT PURSUE A NUKE

FILTHY FUCKING NIGGERDOG KIKE SHITTER CUNTS

>>507673291
no, it came out after trump called the NSC together and headed back from canada with Rubio

the key concept here is that they won't join "offensive" strikes. if iran makes a move toward having a functional nuke (eg a test) then the loophole is that bombing them will be "defensive"

positively talmudic

>Know that jews are neurotic and paranoid
>Know that they control the US
>Think it's a good idea to threaten them with nuclear weapons anyway
Is someone putting these sandniggers up to this? How can they be so stupid?

>>507673227
>IT'S DAWN ONE FINAL CHANCE
Too late. Hermes and Harop drones spotted, F-35s inbound.

>>507673578
rollan

>>507673458
They know that Israel turns on every damn siren as soon as any missile is detected. They just want to not let the jews sleep peacefully.

>>507673509
Not before a few thousand mutts are killed.

>>507673528
I wonder if either Russia or China are being really supporting of Iran as some say, not see them that into this desu.

>>507673533
stand alone table top convection oven

WE ARE STARTING

>>507673551
Needed a new based brown daddy to simp for after Assad, Hezbollah, and Hamas ate shit.

>>507673533
ugh

a Convection toaster oven covered in chink plastic

That's it.
I'm gonna go play Battlefield 2042

>>507673578
Sneed

>>507673607
maybe you should stop being a scared bitch

>>507673578
Roll
>>507673571
They've placed satellites in orbit but I think that was more KSP-tier dumb luck

>>507673533
A mini oven basically

>>507673533
some retarded cancer causing machine that everyone is using since the pandemic because its quick. Its fucking dumb as shit. Just use your oven

>>507673578
rolling

>>507673238
>Macron will once again bow down to this slop

>>507673585
Death to america.
This country is trash please nuke us Pakistan

Alright, since the happening is definitely not happening, I want to say that I wish Brazil had a nuke too. It's embarrassing to be one of the biggest countries in land mass without any nukes. Even fucking India has a nuke.

>>507673521
all Brain & Heart...next stage of Human evolution, his body is slowly atrophying due to it's superfluousness

>>507673563
It isn't over yet.

>>507673663
Russia tacitly supports Israel

>>507673578
Bowlin'

>>507673578
>next GF
I've never had one in the first place

>>507673681
again?
I miss the sweet impact vids

>>507673535
2 more weeks, its just going for maintenance

one
one fucking missile. how much more pathetic can they get, its embarrassing.

>>507673681
Nah i heard that before, i'm going to sleep

>>507673578
roll

ITS HAPPENING. TOMORROW. IM ALL IN

>>507673578
also roll

>>507673578
roll

>>507673653
Is that how they free the people of gaza? By not letting israelis sleep? That's how they expel the zionists? Cuckmeini

>>507673681
This is it
This is the hail mary

>>507673458
>Are they purposefully trying to de-escalate?
The most pro iraininan view point would be they are testing their advanced missiles in preparation for a assault at a later time. I don't think they are being de-escalatory due to the rhetoric in their messages.

>>507673733
I love big brazilian arses

Severe damage to a building in Kiev. An entire entrance collapsed.

>>507673711
once again the kikes have projected into another group what they have planed

this is the sampson option

they plan on nuking lyon is what that gay fucking nigger kike ad means

>>507673787
Brave

>>507673578
r

>>507673578
RoLL

>>507673776
Cuckmeini should do seppuku at this point

>>507673571
But I knew a Persian girl who was a good fuck.

>>507673776
I guess things are calming down and Iranian gov kinda make a deal with americans, my bet,

Probably some deal about don't developt nuclear.

>>507673836
Who?

>>507673578
rollin for asians
>>507673776
ive said this before but your enemy promising devastation and sending one missile is most definitely not a dud.

>>507673681
>4:46am

Fucking retard. What is he Posting from the future? Why do you dumbfucks fall for fake shit

>>507673535
Looks like it's moving towards the tanker in Canada

>>507672852 (OP)
>This is a homosexual friendly general
finally

>>507673578
GIMME A GERMAN BEAUTY

Don't forget to thank the mods!

>>507672979
i will tune into this strong independant black woman
but hes going to be late 2 hours

>>507673578
Rolling

>>507673718
you'd never get it...

OIL TANKERS ALLEGEDLY HIT IN GULF OF OMAN

How many THAAD are out there now? Think they'll be targets when Trump announces offensive measures? Or is it better to let us light money on fire?

Haifa looks like a dump why would they even waste any missiles on it

>>507673458
They're trying to reduce operational efficiency by tiring out the israelis
also to be annoying because it is funny

>>507673535
i'm not dying for fucking israel

>>507673578
check this 61

plane fagging is cope for when nothing is happening

>>507673578
:)

>>507673578
rolling

HAPPENING
Steve is eating.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S OVER

>>507673925
no way

>>507673925
welp. brb . Time to get gas

haha Steve is hangry~ he's such a silly goof ball~ :3c

>>507673897
read the room anon.
our balls are scraping their beards and they cant do shit about it.

>>507673861
>Japan
LET'S GOO
メールワイフが欲しい

>>507673925
i remember the tanker/oil shadow war like 10 years ago. shit was crazy.

How many isreal shills are posting ITT right now?

>>507673535
Fuck this jewish country.
I pray for God to destroy Jewmerica.

>>507673911
anon I..

>>507673578
>inb4 monke GF
WITNESS ME

>>507673925
o man

>>507673925
FALSE FLAG

what is the water melon seller doing?

>>507673759

im thinking about trying this "GFE" massage thing, you pay like $200 for an hour and this milf with big mommy milkers lubes you up and slides around on you, tickles your prostate, calls you a good boy etc, you bust as many nuts as you can bust in an hour, $200! i spent more money trying to date women and this seems like a good idea. we need more of this in western civilization

>>507673925
rule 1 for sand people : never touch the oil ships

>>507673578
gimme

>>507673925
TANKER WAR HOLY FUCKING BASED!

>>507673578
Rollerino

>>507673578
no whammy

>>507673925
is Oman a jew ally or Iranian ally?

>>507673925
Israel did that?

55 year old man saying ''hangry'' embarassing kek.

>>507673909
Nobody cares mustafa
go back to your discord clubhouse to cry there

>>507673925

>>507672852 (OP)
Btw
Choose /pig/

>>507673939
No its fucking gay and 90% of the air fryers being sold are made of toxic chinesium shit. You can smell it burning off

>>507673925
AWW SHEEEEIT

Ok my current thoughts are Iran isn't satisfied with the results of there missile strikes so they are trying something different. 60 missiles is a lot just to partially damage a power plant and destroy some apartments. I mean those missiles aren't exactly cheap to make either.

who struck it?

>>507673978
This disgusting country is infested with over
30,000,000 kike rodents.
I hope this whole place burns

This deadass felt like watching the new york postcard stand Livestream back in the day

What a fucking let down last night was crazier

>>507672852 (OP)
>/pig/ is not neutral
>avoid splitting
Spoken like a true retarded goat fucker.
Fuck Israel too tho lol.

>>507673925

AN AIR FRYER WAS JUST STRUCK BY A MISSILE

BREAKING NEWS
THE EYE-RAINIANS ARE TROLLING LOOKNER
I REPEAT
THE EYE-RAINIANS ARE TROLLING LOOKNER
WHEN LOOKNER TAKES AN AIR-FRYER BREAK THE EYE-RAINIANS SEND A FAKE MISSILE ALERT SO HE RUNS BACK TO THE STREAM
THE EYE-RAINIANS ARE TROLLING LOOKNER

>>507673578
roll

I want Steve to pin me down and fuck my boypussy ~ :3c

hey can i get an update on the US bombing iran? i was assured in very confident terms that trump is going to make americans die for israel, surely these intellectual geniuses wouldn't lie to me about such a thing.

>>507673925
>it's real

>>507673955
checked and keked it’s like philadelphia and fallujah made an orphan

>>507673578
my wife tzuyu

>>507673925
This hurts Asia the most, and would be a boon for the Americas, specifically the US and Guyana (which has oil extracted by American and British companies) are they retarded?

>>507673578
Rolling again?

>>507673500
israeli shills are comign back, the alert must be over lol
>>507673501

I am officially declaring the end of the happening. This conflict has lost the wind in its sails.

>>507673818
Obviously they have to save face in front of their population but look at Iran's actual military history. They announce every attack before it happens, they only launch a few missiles at a time, and they gave Israel DAYS to prepare to intercept all their missiles a few months ago. Iran is mostly talk when it comes to all this "destruction" bullshit, they want the regime to exist first and foremost.

>>507673925
Sheeeeeeit

>>507673925
Happening back on

>>507673925
looks like ai desu

>>507674210
Trump is sending Vamce in because he is le tired

>>507673098
>>507673776
>>507673663
>>507673458

Problem strategically is how lopsided the whole thing is against Iran

Iran's military hardware under sanction is already inferior and less precise than israel american tax funded arsenal

Iranians missiles have several Arab nations and the world most advanced military- the US batting for them to provide cover from Israel's missiles

Finally there's the iron dome

All these things considered it amazing that a single iranian missile hit targets in israel

>>507673062
Meanwhile the feared Hezbollah and the Houtis are AWOL lmao what a pathetic bunch

>>507674019
Tbh i see the iran gov giving up some shit if that means israel don't kill their gov like Assad one

>>507673578
Rolling

>>507674161
>who struck it?
could be anyone really. last time it was impossible to tell who was hitting the ships.

>>507673925
crazy if true

>>507672979
the seethe about him is glorious

>>507674221
retard tourist who has no idea what just happened
kys

>>507673925
>>507674175
trump will bomb iran

>>507674175
Bet its Iranian.

illuminati insider here, AMA
its NOT what you think is happening lmao

>oh no the botes
>meanwhile the sun is peacefully rising in tel aviv
faggots

>>507674294
>could be anyone really
so it was the jews

>>507674340
Then tell us what is happening you silly goose~

>>507674147
it is not gay. it is, without a doubt, humanity's greatest technological invention since the wheel. i don't know what kind of airfryers they're selling in the US, but the ones over here are goated. one is not a man until he owns an airfryer, and that's that.

Anglos caused all this

Overthrew Iran for their jewish oil masters
helped create Israel in the first place

>>507674360
WE ARE SO BACK

>>507674340
miganigger coping and seething

morning eurobros, did something happen while we slept??

>>507674169
What happened to /BIG and /LGBT /PICH

ive seen so many trying to split this general lately

>dawn
>israel still exists

iran bros we lost bigly...

>>507674321
lol no

>>507674175
huh. naval war incoming?

>>507673718
I thought it was all hype until I tried one. It's actually a way better form of a convection oven. Instead of blowing air into the food, it draws the air our and recirculates it. You could make some really nice fires and hash browns with minimal oil. Oh and reheating day old pizza in those is so nice

Air fryer status?

>>507674340
give us your psychopathic esoteric ramblings please

>>507674360
fake news

>>507674276
>vance visiting bibi
pack it up. israel lost. its joever

>>507674302
fuck off i didn't see the tanker news while I was writing out my post

>>507674360
Nothing will happen.

>>507674175
false flag

>>507674175
If it's Iran that's a good way to piss off China and Asia as a whole.

>>507673925
>just filled up on gas yesterday
Feels good, bros.

>>507674360
A LITTLE WAR DID NO HARM NOW EH!?

>>507674193
hot

>>507673578
ogame

>>507674360
>>507673925
Now THIS is the israeli false flag. As soon as the US Navy show up for defensive positions

>>507673578
roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYSh5Kqj0Zg

>>507674448
>the next bush

>>507674488
yeah i was a bit too toxic there, sorry

>>507673925
BUY OIL STOCKS

>>507674414
Oil tankers near hormuz apparently just got hit, the golem is gearing up
Also good morning

>>507674386
I'm not taking the word of someone with the mains plugged into their shower

>>507674400
anglo-zionist city of london bankers seeking to create a one-world government passive slave system you mean

i been known that tho

>>507674448
Nuclear weapons are WMDs dumbass

>>507674360
Wow

>>507674386
Probably the same shit sold here made by Grey market Chinese companies and companies buy them off Ali-Baba and slap a label on it. Literally PFAS cancer shit bro. Read about it

>>507674414
One more day with Israel still existing

>>507674450
reheating pizza in air fryer is incredible, honestly sometimes comes out better than when it's fresh

>>507674139
i'd suggest you wait untill the missile reaches you.
If it's a dud or a nuke it will still be hilarious.
>>507674175
they're closing hormuz? things are serious now, very serious.
on the other hand it might be a kike falseflag, they are known to do that.

>>507674143
Did I suddenly become dautonic

>>507674384
lol the simulation has broken down. upwards of 70% of humanity is now demon skin walkers. the harvest is taking place and people are ascending to a new dimension. this is the powers that bes last chance effort to soultrap as many as they can
DONT FALL FOR IT
lmao

There will be no deal. Iran will be bombed for weeks and then months. Their leaders will be hunted in their own country. Their will be uprisings. The islamist revolution ends this year. Iran is done.

>>507674526
nothing burger, just ai nonsense

>>507673347
We don't, which is why we're offering them doofus

>>507674440
>iran
>naval war
....seriously?

>>507673955
That's the nigger section of town

>>507674556
what they fail to realize is that the US will not be bombing iran, so any of tucker's objections are irrelevant and so is trump being mean to him

>>507674581
and just like WMDs, nukes are fake

Jannies must play this in a pinned thread if it is truly happening.
https://youtu.be/ENyxseq59YQ?si=3-DoDp9NjnBZk6b-

its over

Over?

>>507673578
rollando for italiana

Holy crap israel is only the size of west of Ireland wtf

>>507673578
ROLL
ASIAN CUTIE PLEASE

>>507673776

Imagine that one missile carrying a 100kt nuclear warhead.

>>507674581
well every nuke is an WMD but not ever WMD is a nuke

>>507673925
>>507674215
I won't believe this until reliable sources start reporting on it, it makes no sense for Iran to do this
It would make more sense for the US or Israel to do this than for Iran

>>507674676
these accounts are not official it's just some coping retard

>>507674360
I am almost certain that Iran had a vote in their parliament about that yesterday.
they did leave the NPT but there was zero reporting about a closure of the Strait, I am not sure about Iranian lawmaking and whether they could just legislate it by some kind of decree, they could use war powers though.
But for that they'd have to actually declare war.

>>507674556
lmao even the fucking qtards are turning on drumpf

>>507674573
it's called ingenuity, you would'nt get it pal.
>>507674588
at this point, i don't give a shit. i WILL become one with the airfryer, whether that involves me getting poisoned by plastic or not.

>>507674665
>>507674671
delete this!

>Iran is so weak and pitiful that people are now chatting about airfryers and waifus
Why did it have to be this way?

>>507674676
lol

>>507673578
Please be hot

>>507673578
Khazar milkers

>>507674761
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>507672852 (OP)
should i care? i got White Dog in my lap and cant be hit by missile, this is the only pic i have on pc

>>507674665
>>507674671
Damn leafs trying to throw the world off your strategic maple syrup reserve

>>507674692
And most of it is uninhabited desert.

>>507674698
>>507674730
Now kiss

>>507674665
>>507674671
based you vill buy our oil and you will be happy

>>507672852 (OP)
B1 strategic bomber is up over the USA, seems to be heading to G7 summit?

>>507672852 (OP)
HAPPENING CANCELED ITS DAYTIME NOW

UH OH

>>507674761
good
that would have been crazy by iran or an israeli false flag

If anything happens to boats or oil shipping lanes you will see a reaction in the markets.

>>507674593
Yes. Has a great crisp to it

>>507674692
Holy shit ireland is so small.

Whats happening?

>>507674526
Has to be Israel or some mistake. The only possible reason it could Iran is if they are trying to force a cease fire out of desperation.

>>507674761
LAME! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!

>>507674761
Fuck you guys almost made me get the car out to fuel up

>>507674860
Nothing

>>507673578
>abo
kek

>>507674761
bahahahahahahahaha

>>507674860
Nothing, as usual.

>>507672948
Probably not. I imagine they have tons of missiles in fact. The problem likely is Israel striking the launch platforms. Its the only thing I can think of that would explain why we havent seen more out of them, to include hypersonic attacks.

>>507674761
>TWEET DELETED

>>507674880
kek

Hehehe

>>507674860
Nobody knows

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.780/centery:25.290/zoom:12
there's nothing on AIS in that area

Where is he btw

>>507674556
Tucker BTFO
Let's bomb Iran

>>507674761
NOOOOOO looks like it's back to coping about the "imminent" US military strikes! trump WILL send americans to die for israel any day now!

>>507674593
air fryers are just small convection ovens. stop using their marketing tern

>>507672852 (OP)
>Note: /pig/ is not a neutral thread, this thread is pro-Iran
“I admire your sand”
-True Grit [2010]

>>507674692
which is honestly why they’re such psychopaths about this

imagine if the White House, congress, pentagon, Langley, every AFB, Army Base, naval port, government office, nuke, radar station, airplane, tank, and ship were all crammed into New Jersey. Russia and China would be retarded not to nuke us.

>>507674502
oowee is that in the gulf of oman? might be go-time boys

new gulf of tonkin incident is a go

1 missile
1 measly missile
this is what it has come to, 1 fucking missile kekaroo

happening is in fact complete. I was correct.

>>507674753

China might have given their approval and then told Chinks to evacuate Israel

>>507673578
roll

>>507675017
Did it hit?

There'll be no deal. The bombing will go on for months until the government collapses.

Only one missile was launched, Israel can turn off the defenses for now.

Meh who cares about ships, those stuff are mostly 30 year old welded scrapmetal, bombs to hit them costs more

>>507675017
Us is obviously involved already

new

>>507675006
>>507675006

>>507675006

i love thinking about all the anti-war anti-trump people who secretly want him to bomb iran so they can grandstand about how they were right about him all along. they're so desperate and keep acting like we're already at war with iran, but we're not and we never will be.

>>507675017
Very weak country

>>507674761
Ok but the 3 fires are real though. Check NASA'S website

>>507674526
false flag. israel.

>>507675017
Twas Irans last one kek.

portable ovens, you say?

>>507675017
>israel says evacuate tehran
>iran says evacuate tel aviv
>nothing happens
its posturing. conflict is about the nuclear deal with america

everything is so fake and gay

Fake news. Fake Videos. Fake pictures.

Something is Confirm. Then denied. The confirmed and denied again.

I have no idea whats going on. This entire war maybe fucking fake. We have really left the era of knowing what was always going to entering the era of fucking not knowing what to fucking believe. I am signing off

Gonna just go smoke some weed and watch Predator and remember how simple things used to be

>>507673578
roll 'em

>>507673578
roll

>>507674621
pretty decent shot at it desu

>>507674618
no but you are d'autistic

Ships are ablaze in the Gulf of Oman, reportedly these are oil tankers.

>>507675264
lol retarded weednigger is retarded

>>507673578
ROLL ROLL

>>507674625
then why do you have 49 abrams in the first place?

>>507675070
No

>>507673099
Do ziggers think they made some sort of shocking discovery that tanks are vulnerable from above? They strapped on their cope cages for a reason lol

>>507675088
>30 years old
not old for a ship

>why it's useful
For naval blockades

>>507675017
>kekaroo
Old faces, same faggotry.

>>507675261
Yeah one thing that doesn't make sense in all of this: if Iran is truly buck broken, why is Israel still acting like it is capable of completely destroying them? They're still practically begging the US to join them and blaring the sirens every night while talking about innevitably huge retaliations. Also why are they only using shitty drones from inside Iran if they have air superiority? Neither side really did anything today despite rhetoric ramping up on both sides. I'm so fucking confused bros.

A little too quiet

>>507674581
That's what he's saying retard, it's exactly the same rhetoric with some switched words and there are still people who eat it up