>committing suicide is illegal

>>507674308 (OP)
Yeah, to discourage people from doing it.

>>507674308 (OP)
>>committing suicide is illegal
how do they enforce it if you're dead?

I mean, it's technically murder.

He got away with it though

>>507674452
It's time to update your scripts. He flew to Argentina and lived on for decades.

>commiting suicide is a sin

>>507674558
Law-abidig citizen

>>507674428
They torture your family.

>>507674645
That can't be constitutional

Breaking out of jail is illegal in the USA muuh land of free.

>>507674452
out of my country shitskin invader

>>507674308 (OP)
How dare you try to leave this plane of existence without paying us more living taxes, goy.

>>507674779
It is

Open investigation start by suspecting close relatives, dying in general is illegal

Its for legal protection for first responders. Its a red tape legal thing. Because you are attempting suicide that means you are trying to kill someone (that one being yourself) and that gives cops and first responders the right to enter your house to try and save you etc if you fuck up

Destruction of government livestock yo.

>>507674972
>dying in general is illegal
why?

>>507674779
It is both cruel and unusual but they find lawyers to argue their way around it. Why do you think so many people take out their families before they take themselves out?

>>507675037
tldr: allows zogbots to invade your home for wrongthink

>>507674428
you come back and go to jail in your next life

>>507675415
>tldr: allows zogbots to invade your home for wrongthink
Red Flag Laws

>>507674428
Usually it's for liability purposes, so that
>The police can use physical force to prevent you from attempting suicide.
>You can be arrested for helping someone commit suicide, as it makes you an accessory to a crime.

>>507675479
>you come back and go to jail in your next life
Musta been a mass nigger suicide in a previous time.

>>507675290
corpses can’t pay goytaxes or be worked to death in the wagecage

>>507674571
What if I repent right as I'm dying?

>>507675531
wrong. you get born as a nigger as a punishment for suiciding in your past life. jail is just eventuality of being a nigger.

>>507675500
What if I put an ice cube down the back of someone's shirt as theyre standing over a bridge?

>>507675645
You have to say amen before you hit the pavement otherwise it doesnt count

>>507675776
I imagine that would qualify as some form of manslaughter.

>>507674779
And what are you gonna do about it if UR DEAD.

>>507674558
That narrative implies he was a jew agent after all, something to do with pushing jews to palestine, the war being a good excuse short and long term.

>>507674308 (OP)
yes. damaging government property

>>507674571
So is doubt-think about why Jewgod was allowed to act spastic for the entire duration of the Old Testament because he was "finding himself"

>>507674428
>>507674645
>>507674779
it kinda just depends if you owe jews money.